The man Wrote:
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> i know, I know. You saw the header and you are
> thinking " It doesn't matter WHY he is better than
> me, he just is".
> But, people who are born with my intellect can't
> help but question things. So, while it's obvious
> that I am better than you, I can't help but
> contemplate the reasons behind my blinding
> superiority.
> At first, I thought it was just genetics, and that
> is a part of it. However, to ascribe my advantages
> over you just to sperm and egg drollness is to
> discredit my work ethic, which makes yours look
> like shit pancakes covered in piss syrup.
> Today, before you were awake, I read "Crime and
> Punishment". For me it was a banal action
> accomplished in thirty minutes and catalyzed by
> ennui. For you, it would be the crowning
> accomplishment of your miserable, hull dwelling
> life. After that , I dug in my back yard until I
> unearthed a paleolithic skeleton. I had no idea it
> was there, but I do know that I am me. So, I found
> it, and shortly thereafter, I struck oil!
> You, on the other hand probably sat on your shitty
> couch, engulfed in the odor of your own
> flatulence, and read Archie comics from 1968. I
> ate an egg white omlelet with bell peppers so that
> I was ready for my workout while you ate some sort
> of processed cereal drowning in rancid milk out of
> a bowl with Woody Woodpecker on it. you then
> masturbated to images of Betty.
> I am tired of writing. If you want me to tell you
> more, let me know
too long; didn't read
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