Re: Dear Fairfax Underground: Help me get laid
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Just a thought or two...
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Date: October 21, 2014 04:14PM
If you aren't a troll, here's a few thoughts.
#1. If you insist on a hot woman, and you don't want to pay for one, then you might be waiting a long time since you aren't GQ material yourself.
#2. As a follow up to #1, set the bar a bit lower (e.g., a woman with a few extra pounds on her or one who isn't exactly a super model from the neck up.
#3. In general, alcohol helps, but make sure she can still say "yes." You don't want to be high-fiving your pals at the next cricket game only to have Johnny Law put the bracelets on you for sexual assault.
#4. An above poster said to ask questions about her. I second that recommendation. It shows you're interested in her. Just don't ask her questions like "do you like it in the ass?" Ask her questions about her hobbies, movies she likes, music, etc. Chicks like that shit.
#5. Is the need to "cream inside a woman" a must? My recommendation is wrap it up (e.g., wear a condom). Much like #3 above, you don't want her showing up 9 months later with a bundle of joy that's half yours. Plus, it greatly lowers the risk of STDs.
#6. Treat her with respect (even if she declines an invite to bed). Chicks dig that shit too, and she may mention it to one of her friends who is looking that you're a decent guy.
Let us know how it all turns out.