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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Skywalker
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Date: October 06, 2011 11:59PM
FallIn Wrote:
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> Skywalker Wrote:
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> > Is Chade Dukes a douce bag? But he doesn't
> pretend
> > to be something he isn't. I think he's
> seriously
> > depressed and that's why he hates
> > everything,(except professional wrestling, which
> I
> > think is ridiculous that he actually thinks
> it's
> > tight, not as a guilty pleasure.)because he
> > partially hates himself. That being said, I
> enjoy
> > the Big O and Dukes podcast, even if it is just
> > him talking about his little circle of the
> people
> > (who from the way he talks about them, he
> really
> > doesn't like) that are around him and the shit
> > they do in their lives. I genuinly look
> foreword
> > to the podcast every week, I don't know why.
> >
>
> >
> > Keep up the good work, thumbs up!
>
>
> So are you one of the "horde" members that blindly
> agrees with everything the guy says. I'm guessing
> you like how Chad shits on anyone that even
> slightly disagrees with him.
>
> Hope you didn't waste your money on reloaded.
No i don't enjoy any of that. i didn't defend anything he does, i said i enjoy the podcast. the podcast is more than just chad. and no i don't pay for reloaded, nor do i download it illegally. i'm not a 'horde' memeber, i'm not local to the area anymore and even if i was i wouldn't pay to go to their appearances either.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
KK82
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Date: October 11, 2011 07:14AM
Lord Dukes was out making friends with listeners this weekend with a constant stream of attacks and deletions on his facebook and Twitter contacts. Way to build the brand!
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Bradley Fukerton
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Date: October 16, 2011 12:00AM
questionn Wrote:
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> I heard that Chad recently lost a testicle due to
> a cancerous lump. Any truth to this?
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Sven
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Date: October 18, 2011 09:40AM
Bradley Fukerton Wrote:
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> questionn Wrote:
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> > I heard that Chad recently lost a testicle due
> to
> > a cancerous lump. Any truth to this?
>
> Only lump on his testicle is Sven
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Rad Pfukes
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Date: May 13, 2014 09:44PM
Crabby nuts Wrote:
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> drab kneesports Wrote:
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> > Yeah this is funny
>
>
> Not so much
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
tiiight
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Date: October 28, 2014 11:33AM
tiight.
Skywalker Wrote:
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> Is Chade Dukes a douce bag? But he doesn't pretend
> to be something he isn't. I think he's seriously
> depressed and that's why he hates
> everything,(except professional wrestling, which I
> think is ridiculous that he actually thinks it's
> tight, not as a guilty pleasure.)because he
> partially hates himself. That being said, I enjoy
> the Big O and Dukes podcast, even if it is just
> him talking about his little circle of the people
> (who from the way he talks about them, he really
> doesn't like) that are around him and the shit
> they do in their lives. I genuinly look foreword
> to the podcast every week, I don't know why.
>
> But with tuesdays podcast he was talking about how
> he's trying to move out to Montana or bumfuck
> nowhere because he 'has to get away from people.'
> I really hope your chick is down for that dude
> because that's a difficult life to live. Maybe you
> have a completely different personality with her
> but she's might get sick of you and leave and
> you're gonna live out your life as some hermit,
> bitter and alone. But hey! maybe that's what your
> into.
>
> Keep up the good work, thumbs up!
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Roygbiv
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Date: October 29, 2014 01:37AM
Chad Dukes loves his big brown asshole sucked.
He dictates the social interests and lives of lonely, father-less men age 25+ and calls them friends. He idolizes Bray Wyatt - a manipulative male cult leader [of other men] then encourages his buddies to dress like them throughout the year. This man is a horrible influence on his horde memebers: he encourages an unhealthy, alcoholic, over-indulgent lifestyle to fatten them up until they ultimately morph into fat, insecure, unhappy characters so he can look into their eyes aka a mirror of himself.
Chad Dukes is threated by this world. He is an intolerant, stubborn, obnoxious, depressed, anxious man.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Roygbiv
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Date: October 29, 2014 01:51AM
Re: tiight
Chad Dukes would never move to Montana because he would die without incessant human attention. His wife would likely suicide or collapse attempting to carry that solo burden. :-p
Chad is an insatiable teat-sucking child...constantly needing from everyone he knows...validation, attention, time, food, beer, to hear his own voice, reassurance, laughs, etc.
It's always something - it's always directed at someone - he is who he is.
Chad Dukes is perpetually empty, and me? Well, I'm no better. Isn't this simply an invitation? Directions to the gas station! Fill up.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Roygbiv
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Date: October 29, 2014 02:01AM
Dukes, of all people. YOU ought to comprehend the value of venting on a public fourm. SO - put some headphones on, playback your own voice, and turn the decibel levels up until your inner ear hairs leak blood long enough to reach the dark side of your gut.
BTW correction: I was speaking of Dukes' influence re: his immediate friends - the shorde (shit-licking horde) not the general horde fans
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
YO YO YO
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Date: October 29, 2014 05:02PM
Ashley Wrote:
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> I have seen a lot of posts about how much the MOM
> show blows, which is fairly true but it is
> entertaining to watch them flop, but I haven't
> seen anything about Chad Dukes. I fucking hate
> this fat redneck, I don't understand how he even
> has a job.
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Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Shitty Ink
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Date: December 06, 2015 10:20PM
He looks like an insufferable twat in every photo I've ever seen of him. And what is that shitty looking tattoo supposed to be? Some stupid wrestling or video game thing?
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Oscar Worthy
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Date: December 07, 2015 07:21AM
E7euew Wrote:
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> Nothing says REAL MAN when somebody watches fake
> scripted wrestling amd wear flip flops. What a
> douche indeed
Wait.....not only watches it....but fucking EMULATES it. That is the clincher if you ask me.
I find this all hysterical. A lot of people 22 and younger dig this guy, but I can's stand it (I'm 28 in the Fairfax area). He's an asshole to his callers, a fraction of the demographic (18-45) are interested in the stupid wrestling shit, yet he still gets a podium to discuss it. I guess some could say sour grapes, but the problem is between this and the Cooley show on ESPN980, I would rather listen to CDVTW.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Say What?
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Date: December 08, 2015 07:07PM
I'd rather listen to someone take a shit than listen to either of those options. I'm serious, I'd actually rather listen to someone pinch one off than Cooley or that egotistical Chad Dukes.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
eyHx9
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Date: December 08, 2015 08:24PM
I could write a book on all of the reasons Dukes is a total d-bag. I will never understand his popularity. Dukes is Meade minus the social awkwardness and limited musical talent. As a matter of fact, I'd bet Meade could kick Chad,s ass up and down Richmond Highway any day.
Didn't he admit that he didn't have any friends before he got his radio gig? The guy is a loser that needs yes men in his life. He has no real friends.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Si-Men Dukes
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Date: December 09, 2015 08:36AM
Bolivian faggot Wrote:
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> Didn't he admit that he didn't have any friends
> before he got his radio gig? The guy is a loser
> that needs yes men in his life. He has no real
> friends.
Every single person around him is a yes man. And if you don't kiss his ass like they do, don't even dare look at him. Look at how he behaves on Twitter for proof of that. If you so much as slightly disagree with him on something, you're trashed relentlessly. Then the mouth breathers who actually think he's a cool guy attack in the name of their talentless lord.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Thanks 'Var
()
Date: June 02, 2016 11:25AM
Turd Ferguson Wrote:
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> Chad rocks on the radio. Buy a Yankee candle and
> shove it in ur ass sideways haters. He will do the
> fukerton to all of your wives and daughters.
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
POOPY PENIS
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Date: September 09, 2017 01:19AM
Bradley Fukerton Wrote:
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> questionn Wrote:
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> > I heard that Chad recently lost a testicle due
> to
> > a cancerous lump. Any truth to this?
>
> Only lump on his testicle is Sven
I remember he used to work at Hollywood Video in Burke. It was before the internet was huge so you'd actually have to spend time looking around and reading DVD cases for movies. He had some decent recommendations, so I have since always respected his opinions. He's pigeon-holed at WJFK...all sports. I think he's best when not talking sports.
Chad Dukes is a talent-less, fat, gutless radio personality who is probably gay and thinks his "firearms" diatribe passes as "macho". The tiniest meter maid in Virginia could probably bitch slap him into oblivion. I know I could with both hands tied behind my back. I wonder who the guy is that he masquerades as his wife?
Re: Chad Dukes, the biggest douche bag in Virginia
Posted by:
Radios Mike oneara
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Date: July 04, 2022 05:35PM
1067 da fan will be bringing Chad dukes back in time
For Redskins season!!!! Ratings are in the shitter without him. Junkies phone it in big time. Bmitch is a moron and grant and dummy are the worst show in this or any other major market!!!
They will roll out the red carpet for Lord Dukes and he will pay them back in spades by saving the station and possibly the whole redskins team and season!!!