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It appears Little Ceasers is launching a full-scale assault on the pizza industry in NoVA. Their "coming soon" signs are appearing in quite a few strip malls in many parts of northern Virginia.
They are just responding to a changing business model.
$5.00 is an easy meal for those below the poverty line.
Since this area opened up the gates to allow a flood of low income folks in all celebrating the diversity (peeing on the library floor), contributing to the culture (raping young girls or family members) and redistributing the wealth (armed robbery) this was a smart move on their part.
In addition the food stamps, EBT or whatever free money program they are tapping into now has cooked pizza on the menu.
Making Lemonade Wrote:
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> They are just responding to a changing business
> model.
>
> $5.00 is an easy meal for those below the poverty
> line.
>
> Since this area opened up the gates to allow a
> flood of low income folks in all celebrating the
> diversity (peeing on the library floor),
> contributing to the culture (raping young girls or
> family members) and redistributing the wealth
> (armed robbery) this was a smart move on their
> part.
>
> In addition the food stamps, EBT or whatever free
> money program they are tapping into now has cooked
> pizza on the menu.
>
> Business as usual, baby.
They do accept food stamps for this pizza I hear it has something to do with it not being made to order but instead is already prepared. With 70 million people getting food stamps it makes good business sense.
Little Caesars used to be all over the place in the 90s and then seemingly in an instant, they were all gone. Now suddenly they're back. I guess it just goes to show you. There's no accounting for taste. Dance with the one that brought you. A stitch in time saves nine. He who smelt it dealt it.
cheapskate. Wrote:
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> $5 sounds good, is there some kind of catch?
Yes. The catch is... that you're eating Little Caesar's pizza.
I think that a Little Caesar's opening in your neighborhood is an indicator that something is fundamentally fucked and that the Free Shit Army has taken over in your community.
Jen Money Wrote:
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> Welcome to Little Caesers, enjoy your
> ketchup-for-tomato-sauce pizza
>
> You get what you pay for.
True to a point. But their Italian Cheesy Bread is actually better than most of the chains (except maybe Vocelli's). Why they don't promote it more, I dunno. Probably because it's not Hot and Ready.
I mean, for $5, there isn't a place where you can get PHYSICALLY more food that's prepared already. LC's is quicker than any other fast food chain in terms of waiting for your food once you have paid for it. I'm sure plenty will appreciate it for what it is. A crappy tasting, greasy meal that will fill you up.
The surge in franchises for LC has alot to do with the EBT card acceptance. 7-11 is trying for a piece of the action with their whole pie for $5.55 deal as well.
Re: New Little Ceasers in Burke Posted by: cheapskate. ()
Date: December 28, 2013 05:22PM
$5 sounds good, is there some kind of catch?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------No catch at all, it evens comes with two free sides. A bottle of Pepto and a roll of shit paper. Enjoy!!!
It's not food Wrote:
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> Little Caesars is not food. It's especially not
> pizza. Fucking stupid ass liberals will pay $5 to
> eat shit and say it's good.
Have I eveer seen you at 2 Amys? Nah...didn't think so.
Mo Free Barry Wrote:
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> If it is true and they take food stamps the cost
> is not $5 it is zero.
No, the cost is still $5. It's amazing how dumb assholes can be.
I See Lots of Assholes Wrote:
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> Mo Free Barry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If it is true and they take food stamps the
> cost
> > is not $5 it is zero.
>
> No, the cost is still $5. It's amazing how dumb
> assholes can be.
Jim T Wrote:
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> So I get the food stamps for free. I use same food
> stamps to buy five dollar pizza. Cost to me is
> zero, or am I missing something?
Not surprisingly for a mindless goober, you have missed everything. See if you can somehow get into like University of Phoenix or some other goober-school like that and take the easiest econ course they have. You'll probably get an "F", but it would still be worth it to try.
u r dumb Wrote:
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> The cost for the freeloader IS zero. People like you and I pay the cost.
Ignorant dipshit. You and I are not alike in any way at all. You for instance are a pathetic mindless fucking asshole who also needs to apply to some goober-school and take a basic econ course.
Making Lemonade Wrote:
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> They are just responding to a changing business
> model.
>
> $5.00 is an easy meal for those below the poverty
> line.
>
> Since this area opened up the gates to allow a
> flood of low income folks in all celebrating the
> diversity (peeing on the library floor),
> contributing to the culture (raping young girls or
> family members) and redistributing the wealth
> (armed robbery) this was a smart move on their
> part.
>
> In addition the food stamps, EBT or whatever free
> money program they are tapping into now has cooked
> pizza on the menu.
>
> Business as usual, baby.
Is Burke turning into Springfield? Are we destined to live in a Latin American ghetto where brown people wander the parking lots and roads like idol worshiping Hebrews?
This is a sign of community decline. We wait for the Get Money Now! store.
Pizza Trouble Wrote:
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> Is Burke turning into Springfield? Are we destined
> to live in a Latin American ghetto where brown
> people wander the parking lots and roads like idol
> worshiping Hebrews?
>
> This is a sign of community decline. We wait for
> the Get Money Now! store.
Hey wake up. There was already a Little Caesars in Burke. It closed down and now it is opening back up again. Not sure if it is the same location though.
Don't find LC pizza tasty or filling. The layer of cheese on the pizza is paper thin and the pepperoni is tasteless. Yes, you get what you pay for, which literally isn't much.
Aesop Wrote:
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> Little Caesars used to be all over the place in
> the 90s and then seemingly in an instant, they
> were all gone. Now suddenly they're back. I guess
> it just goes to show you. There's no accounting
> for taste. Dance with the one that brought you. A
> stitch in time saves nine. He who smelt it dealt
> it.
I worked at the Fairfax store in the mid-90s, and also the one in Vienna. The manager at Vienna was a militant dick and the one in Fairfax was a white trash woman who would walk around barefoot. Their overall management sucked back then - hopefully they've changed. LC was very slow to get in the delivery game and they charged a fee while Dominos, Pizza Hut, etc. didn't - we were told to tell customers that it's cheaper to come in and pick it up rather than call it a delivery charge. They also kept using the pen and paper method instead of moving to computers like most places, resulting in terrible inefficiences. This time around, it's a different business model: carry-out only and focusing on the Hot N Ready stuff. We'll see - they've been popping up over the past couple of years around here and I see one is opening near me in Centreville.
I love their Pizzas. The taste is pretty good and the price is great. I guess a lot of Papa Johns, Pizza Hut and Domino's employees and shareholders are visiting these board and are scared now... let's see pay $6.99 for a small pizza hut pizza for luch or pay 5 bucks for a pizza that is going to last 3, and taste pretty good
FOOD POISONING IN LITTLE CEASER'S BY THE FOOD WORKER'S HAS BEEN ON THE RISE LATELY WITH ALL THE IMMORALLY MINDED DISGRUNTLED FOOD WORKER'S LATELY! AND NOT JUST AT LITTLE CEASER'S, EITHER!
M'D's. Starbuck's. And many other's.
The FAVORITE PICK IS RAT POISON! EASILY AND READILY AVAILABLE RIGHT THERE AT THE RESTEURANT! So watch out everyone! Your better off buying fresh food at the grocery store and cooking it at home!
cheapskate. Wrote:
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> $5 sounds good, is there some kind of catch?
When I was at VT there was this fat chick who had the motto "Hot and Ready". Let her drink about half dozen Malt Ducks, and she would suck dick like a machine.
Then she would start to giggle - That is when she would wet her pants.
So to wrap this up - Getting a blow job sounds good, but the risk to anything upholstered was a catch.
Made her sit on a plastic trash bag after the first time.
where is it? Wrote:
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> I was just at the shopping center in Burke where
> Little Caesar's used to be. It's not there
> anymore and there is no Big Bite either.
>
> Did Little Caesars actually reopen? If so where
> is it? It's definitely not in the previous
> location.
>
> Thanks.
Curious as well. It's been closed a while and another store is there now.
Burke Little Ceasers has become a hangout for all the thugs, wannabees, wiggers, huddled masses yearning for food free, and generally dirty miscreants.
The EBT sign must be like ultraviolet light to a fly, only there is no electrified grate waiting, just cheap pizza.
Good business plan, however, with all the section 8 and low-cost apartments nearby to feed. Thank's Sharon.