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Go for it. You should consider getting her in the shower first for some foreplay and give the cooter and pooter a good washing. Retards tend to be as retarded about hygiene as everything else. They can be a lot of fun though. Sort of like having sex with a five-year-old, but they enjoy it more and don't bleed and cry afterwards.
do it Wrote:
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> Go for it. You should consider getting her in the
> shower first for some foreplay and give the cooter
> and pooter a good washing. Retards tend to be as
> retarded about hygiene as everything else. They
> can be a lot of fun though. Sort of like having
> sex with a five-year-old, but they enjoy it more
> and don't bleed and cry afterwards.
Ditto. Also use some ky to make sure she is fully lubed before hitting it. Nothing worse than a dry pussy. Once the ky is in she will naturally lube but it might take longer than the average girl. Have fun!
While they may not be as strong as apes, Don't lock eyes with them don't do it, it puts them on edge. It might put them into berserker mode and they'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You may be screaming "no no no", but all they hear is 'who wants cake?'”
FairfaxResident123 Wrote:
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> Seriously how is this site not been reported yet.
> Dear original poster seek professional help!
FairfaxResident123 Wrote:
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> Seriously how is this site not been reported yet.
> Dear original poster seek professional help!
FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!
LetsRock Wrote:
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> While they may not be as strong as apes, Don't
> lock eyes with them don't do it, it puts them on
> edge. It might put them into berserker mode and
> they'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all
> fists and elbows. You may be screaming "no no no",
> but all they hear is 'who wants cake?'”
FairfaxResident123 Wrote:
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> Seriously how is this site not been reported yet.
> Dear original poster seek professional help!
I want to seek you baby. I want you to lick my asshole.
I once said "Hello" to the girl on my bus who had Down Syndrome, because I was tired of people ignoring her. She stalked me for the next year, riding her trike up and down my street, stopping in front of my house every time. She would talk to herself about me. True story.
KingShit Wrote:
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> Just asking for a friend.She's built like a brick
> shithouse but theres that stigma thing goin on.
Is it immoral to slice off the limp dick of an asshole like you?
What's the matter? Girls don't like your ugly skinny ass that can't keep up a pair of pants?
Just asking, because even if you thought you were being funny, LOL, you are a loser, a pile of dog shit, and, hopefully, your life will be terminated by a fatal car accident, or even better, a stay bullet.
pile of dog shit Wrote:
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> KingShit Wrote:
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> > Just asking for a friend.She's built like a
> brick
> > shithouse but theres that stigma thing goin on.
>
>
> Is it immoral to slice off the limp dick of an
> asshole like you?
>
> What's the matter? Girls don't like your ugly
> skinny ass that can't keep up a pair of pants?
>
> Just asking, because even if you thought you were
> being funny, LOL, you are a loser, a pile of dog
> shit, and, hopefully, your life will be terminated
> by a fatal car accident, or even better, a stay
> bullet.
>
> Good luck pig.
No discussion needed here. Answer is yes. If you have to ask the question, you have much bigger problems than any kind of retardation.
You are about to find yourself with other "immoral" people and you will be panting and it will be about somebody else not wondering if it is immoral to bang an immoral dude.
My heart sank when I saw the name...it convinced me that the OP was actually serious about this.
I know who Grace Zeh is, she went to my high school. For one thing, she is not retarded, as she would have gone to a specialty school for that...not a regular high school (it did have a special ed program, yes), which is where we went. She did have some special ed classes, but about half of them were in with the general classes equal to the regular grade level for her age. "Retarded" and "special ed" (the latter is really just a blanket term that usually includes problems with being able to focus, and emotional problems) are not the same thing, you ignorant douchebag.
If you try to rape her, she will be fully aware of what is going on. I have forwarded this thread to her parents and her via Facebook, btw. If you do try anything they will be forewarned.
Shit fucked face excuse for a human. I will know too and I promise you I am the last fucking person you want knowing about it. I know you dont know me but trust me. Find someone else to fuck with before you get hurt. You are, warned.
Please let me know if this dreg of society attempts this. He is so mentally deficient he left all the info I neef for a little computer game hmmmmmmmmm I like! And I will! Cause guess what bitch I knew her from school too.
You know who else I know now...guess! You're fucked now either way :)
Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> Don't allow them to reproduce. We don't need more
> special ed cases.
Or more Democrats......which is the same thing......
Jhgvv Wrote:
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> Young Curmudgeon Wrote:
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> > Don't allow them to reproduce. We don't need
> more
> > special ed cases.
>
>
> Or more Democrats......which is the same
> thing......
It's sad to see people who are intellectually disabled (mentally retarded), who could not take care of themselves, yet have children. You can't tell these people not to have sex and reproduce. Social welfare programs tend to have higher priorities under the Democratic than Republican party.
more info needed Wrote:
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> Define 'retarded'.....do you mean just a little
> slow, or are we talking full on mongoloid here?
Some borderline folks (the smartest of the dumbest or the dumbest of the brightest) are more responsible than normal people!
mercy Wrote:
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> not at all, but dont come complaining when they
> shit themselves halfway through.
You are so fucked up!!! How do you feel if someone were to bang your mentally retarded sister or daughter?
OP has a tiny cock Wrote:
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> My heart sank when I saw the name...it convinced
> me that the OP was actually serious about this.
>
> I know who Grace Zeh is, she went to my high
> school. For one thing, she is not retarded, as she
> would have gone to a specialty school for
> that...not a regular high school (it did have a
> special ed program, yes), which is where we went.
> She did have some special ed classes, but about
> half of them were in with the general classes
> equal to the regular grade level for her age.
> "Retarded" and "special ed" (the latter is really
> just a blanket term that usually includes problems
> with being able to focus, and emotional problems)
> are not the same thing, you ignorant douchebag.
>
> If you try to rape her, she will be fully aware of
> what is going on. I have forwarded this thread to
> her parents and her via Facebook, btw. If you do
> try anything they will be forewarned.
>
> Fuck you, OP.
First of all the OP did not mention or allude to rape or any type of activity where said retard or "focusing challenged" person would be forced to do anything involuntarily or against her will.
She is a human being and just as entitled as anyone else to enjoy the same sexual activities your mama did. Why wouldn't you want her to get laid? Since you have assured us that she is aware of what is going on, and mentally capable of making decisions for herself, you have given the green light to bang her -- assuming it is consensual activity. Thanks.
Gracie, if you can read this, want to go for a ride?
The retarded chick most likely has a 70's grade bush that runs along the gooch to her puckered tight shit stained asshole. Would you lick her has, suck her cunt lips? Where would you bust your nut.. on her face, on her cooter, in her cooter, or deep in her ass so she can shit it out later?
WhereWouldYou Wrote:
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> Next question:
>
> The retarded chick most likely has a 70's grade
> bush that runs along the gooch to her puckered
> tight shit stained asshole. Would you lick her
> has, suck her cunt lips? Where would you bust
> your nut.. on her face, on her cooter, in her
> cooter, or deep in her ass so she can shit it out
> later?
Very good point and most likely 100% accurate. I would romantically sweep her up and into the shower and proceed to scrub her entire body with plenty of hot water and industrial-grade antibiotic soap. She would love it of course.
Once the preliminaries were taken care of I'm have no hesitation to give her gash a good tonguing. I'd probably bust in her cooter, unless we planned to do it on an ongoing basis and in that case I would train her to suck and swallow. Treat her kindly and respectfully and she will follow you around like a sex-toy puppy.
This is obviously a new area for the southern border breechers from the south. Let them in and a new ghetto develops.
Enforce the laws. Amnesty is perpetuating this activity. Breeching the border needs to be recognized as a national security offense. If our border guards shoot to kill, problem solved. There will be few violators, once the word spreads.
While they may not be as strong as apes, Don't lock eyes with them don't do it, it puts them on edge. It might put them into berserker mode and they'll come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You may be screaming "no no no", but all they hear is 'who wants cake?'”
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OMFG, I was laughing so hard after reading this, my wife asked me if I was ok.