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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: posted from android ()
Date: January 05, 2012 12:23AM

Someone wearing a keffiyeh just got kicked out of the Front Page for trying to start a fight! I bet it was this 12 ounce guy.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: ha ha ()
Date: January 05, 2012 12:53AM

posted from android Wrote:
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> Someone wearing a keffiyeh just got kicked out of
> the Front Page for trying to start a fight! I bet
> it was this 12 ounce guy.


lool

front page bar fly fags

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: January 05, 2012 02:59AM

Feeling uncomfortable right now. ..must escape this thread!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: mindfuck ()
Date: January 05, 2012 03:36AM

wut myfistahoe is conies son?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Defective Detective ()
Date: January 05, 2012 04:10AM

mindfuck Wrote:
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> wut myfistahoe is conies son?

This is debatable. A publicly available capsule biography of Jeffrey Miller, Connie Miller's ex-husband (at http://www.nacsonline.com/NACSShow/Sessions_Events/Speakers/Pages/Miller_Jeffrey.aspx), lists three children: Lindsay, Matthew and Alanna. Mr Mephisto is none of these people.

Additionally, the Miller family is quite wealthy, as Jeffrey Miller is the president of Miller Mart and the Miller Oil Company (at http://milleroil.com), and Mr Mephisto has neither a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.

So, it is more likely that Mr Mephisto simply shares a last name with Connie, although it is also possible that he has been disowned by the family.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 05, 2012 05:57AM

The old Folgers commercials used to say "the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup". I disagree. Threads like this are the best part of waking up.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Date: January 05, 2012 08:30AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> The old Folgers commercials used to say "the best
> part of waking up is Folgers in your cup". I
> disagree. Threads like this are the best part of
> waking up.


images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlZhy_CJaUWf8xRTR6eU0

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Do not fret! ()
Date: January 05, 2012 09:36AM

Stalkers get on this Wrote:
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> Need fat pic mrphisto asap


Don't worry...I'll take pictures of him at the next open mike night and post them for you!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Postulating Postulator ()
Date: January 05, 2012 10:11AM

Defective Detective Wrote:
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Mr Mephisto has neither
> a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of.


I think he must live at the Arlington homeless shelter by Courthouse Metro...there is no way you can live on only $800 a month disability in the north Arlington/Rosslyn-Ballston metro area!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Questioning Questioner ()
Date: January 05, 2012 10:14AM

How much does inkahootz make a month? I bet it's a lot less than $800 a month. It's why he lives with one sobered girlfriend after the other!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Arlington's Camo Homeless Guy ()
Date: January 05, 2012 10:17AM

Postulating Postulator Wrote:
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> Defective Detective Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Mr Mephisto has neither
> > a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out
> of.
>
>
> I think he must live at the Arlington homeless
> shelter by Courthouse Metro...there is no way you
> can live on only $800 a month disability in the
> north Arlington/Rosslyn-Ballston metro area!
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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: handy handouts ()
Date: January 05, 2012 10:19AM

Questioning Questioner Wrote:
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> How much does inkahootz make a month? I bet it's a
> lot less than $800 a month. It's why he lives with
> one sobered girlfriend after the other!


At least he isn't sucking off the Government and Taxpayer's teets like Mephisto is!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: January 05, 2012 10:35AM

Well, now you basement dwellers can add this "forum ruling" to your resume.

Stand proud for your mamas!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Dark chink ()
Date: January 05, 2012 02:10PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Well, now you basement dwellers can add this
> "forum ruling" to your resume.
>
> Stand proud for your mamas!


better than a DWI
Loser

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: intheknow ()
Date: January 05, 2012 08:48PM

el Diablo = LeMuse = Alias = Kittie = Ferfux = conie = EESH


POLESMOKER

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: n duh nose ()
Date: January 05, 2012 08:51PM

eesh - mephisto x harry tuttle= chuck

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Polesmoker ()
Date: January 06, 2012 08:00AM

what is a pole smoker?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Answer Man ()
Date: January 06, 2012 09:01AM

I will tell you but you need to remove the weiner from your mouth first.

Polesmoker Wrote:
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> what is a pole smoker?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Aqua Buddha ()
Date: January 06, 2012 11:31AM

This thread = FAIL

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Provocative Provocateur ()
Date: January 06, 2012 11:46AM

Aqua Buddha Wrote:
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> This thread = FAIL


Eesh alternate screen name

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:29PM

Like any good journalist, I tried to reach out to Patrick for comment. He basically told me to shut it and in his words, look up what "eesh has done to [him]" myself.

To date I am still having trouble finding out what eesh has "done."

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:43PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> He basically told me to shut
> it and in his words


Really?



Re: What's up bro?
From: 12ozProphet
To:
friskydingo
Date: 01/05/2012 11:29AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I've heard eesh's side of the story, but I was
> wondering what yours was.. I started using FFU
> only about 3 months ago. I had been lurking here
> for about a year reading, but not that often. So
> I really don't have a dog in this fight. Im
> neutral, Im Switzerland.
>
> What's the dillyo between you two?
>
> C'mon man, do you just want me knowing eesh's
> side?


eesh's side is a lie...look it up in the forum.



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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:44PM

yeah that's basically what I just said?

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:45PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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>
> To date I am still having trouble finding out what
> eesh has "done."



That's because the pics and addresses eesh has posted have been redacted by Cary.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:47PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> yeah that's basically what I just said?







Yeah, but weren't you impressed with his header tags?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:49PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> That's because the pics and addresses eesh has
> posted have been redacted by Cary.






Do you even know what that word means without having to go to a dictionary?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:51PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> yeah that's basically what I just said?



No, you made it seem like I told you to "fuck off!"


This doesn't concern you and I don't feel the obligated to tell someone I don't even know.


Believe the lies eesh spews; sleep, my white sheep!




"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Joseph Goebbels

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:52PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 12ozProphet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > That's because the pics and addresses eesh has
> > posted have been redacted by Cary.
>
>
>
>
>
> Do you even know what that word means without
> having to go to a dictionary?


Did you have to google it first, eesh?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:53PM


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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:54PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yeah that's basically what I just said?
>
>
>
> No, you made it seem like I told you to "fuck
> off!"


I did not! Im a very objective person.

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:54PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yeah that's basically what I just said?
>
>
>
> No, you made it seem like I told you to "fuck
> off!"
>
>
> This doesn't concern you and I don't feel the
> obligated to tell someone I don't even know.
>
>
> Believe the lies eesh spews; sleep, my white
> sheep!
>
>
>
>
> "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating
> it, people will eventually come to believe it." -
> Joseph Goebbels





Nothing like quoting a Nazi. Is he your hero or something? What's next, a quote from Pol Pot? Idi Amin?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 01:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 12ozProphet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > friskydingo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > yeah that's basically what I just said?
> >
> >
> >
> > No, you made it seem like I told you to "fuck
> > off!"
> >
> >
> > This doesn't concern you and I don't feel the
> > obligated to tell someone I don't even know.
> >
> >
> > Believe the lies eesh spews; sleep, my white
> > sheep!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "If you tell a lie big enough and keep
> repeating
> > it, people will eventually come to believe it."
> -
> > Joseph Goebbels
>
>
>
>
> Nothing like quoting a Nazi. Is he your hero or
> something? What's next, a quote from Pol Pot? Idi
> Amin?



Lol

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:04PM

What about the alleged use of HTML code to hide certain threads, how do you respond to these allegations?

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:06PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> What about the alleged use of HTML code to hide
> certain threads, how do you respond to these
> allegations?


I have done everything eesh has done, but in recompense; he was the first one to use css and unhandled exceptions.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:07PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> What about the alleged use of HTML code to hide
> certain threads, how do you respond to these
> allegations?


Alleged? That's fact. I've seen it more than once, but it's easy to get around.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:14PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> I have done everything eesh has done, but in
> recompense; he was the first one to use css and
> unhandled exceptions.




Are you sure this is the right word you wanted to use? I understand that ESL training only takes you up to an 8th grade reading and writing level, but you don't have to compensate by keeping a thesaurus by the keyboard. You don't sound any smarter.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:28PM

Im thinking about calling my article "Patrick L. vs. The World"

What do y'all think?

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:29PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> In Spanish it means payback; sorry, sometimes I
> mix up the different languages I speak. Do you
> speak any languages other than faggot, eesh?





What do you pretend to speak several languages? You don't impress anyone but yourself.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:29PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Im thinking about calling my article "Patrick L.
> vs. The World"
>
> What do y'all think?





It could be a case study of demon possession.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 12ozProphet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > In Spanish it means payback; sorry, sometimes I
> > mix up the different languages I speak. Do you
> > speak any languages other than faggot, eesh?
>
>
>
>
> What do you pretend to speak several languages?
> You don't impress anyone but yourself.


Ditesce que tu vues, mais, je suis francophone parce que je suis Quebecois, n'est pas?

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:32PM

LOL I forgot, he spent time in a Quebec prison. Of course he would know some low class French.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL I forgot, he spent time in a Quebec prison. Of
> course he would know some low class French.


If you could understand French ( or even Spanish for that matter), you would know that I said I was born in Quebec! smh



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2012 02:34PM by 12ozProphet.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:36PM

This is why I love Ffu, it's just so darn wacky sumtimes !

 

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:36PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOL I forgot, he spent time in a Quebec prison.
> Of
> > course he would know some low class French.
>
>
> If you could understand French ( or even Spanish
> for that matter), you would know that I said I was
> born in Quebec! smh





You were born in Bolivia.



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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:39PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> This is why I love Ffu, it's just so darn wacky
> sumtimes !


Ecoutes- moi, mon ami. J'ai aucune idee pourqoui tu aimes l'eesh. Il est un petite con.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 12ozProphet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > LOL I forgot, he spent time in a Quebec
> prison.
> > Of
> > > course he would know some low class French.
> >
> >
> > If you could understand French ( or even
> Spanish
> > for that matter), you would know that I said I
> was
> > born in Quebec! smh
>
>
>
>
> You were born in Bolivia.
>
>
>
> -


Try and prove it, liar...I'm the one with the birth certificate, passport, and greencard to back it up!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:45PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> Try and prove it, liar...I'm the one with the
> birth certificate, passport, and greencard to back
> it up!







Sounds suspicious. I'm calling ICE.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: 12ozProphet ()
Date: January 06, 2012 02:47PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 12ozProphet Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Try and prove it, liar...I'm the one with the
> > birth certificate, passport, and greencard to
> back
> > it up!
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Sounds suspicious. I'm calling ICE.


Be my guest! lol

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Date: January 06, 2012 03:34PM

There's a dead chipmunk or something in my bushes. Which one of you manly men will come get rid of it for me? You can mutilate it and pretend it's the other...or something.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 03:35PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> There's a dead chipmunk or something in my bushes.
> Which one of you manly men will come get rid of it
> for me? You can mutilate it and pretend it's the
> other...or something.






There's a dead animal stuck in your bush. Gross.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Date: January 06, 2012 03:38PM

I know. It's decomposing too.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 03:41PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I know. It's decomposing too.





Alright, I'll be right over. I have experience with gerbil extraction, so a chipmunk in a bush shouldn't be a challenge.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Date: January 06, 2012 03:45PM

Thanks eesh! Gerbil extraction...always makes me think of Richard Gere

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 06, 2012 03:58PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Thanks eesh! Gerbil extraction...always makes me
> think of Richard Gere

Did that really happen? I've heard the rumor but never looked into it.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2012 04:02PM

I think it was just a rumor. I don't think Gere is the type to hurt an animal.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: not true ()
Date: January 06, 2012 04:02PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Thanks eesh! Gerbil extraction...always makes
> me
> > think of Richard Gere
>
> Did that really happen? I've heard the rumor but
> never looked into it.


rumor only

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Date: January 06, 2012 04:07PM

I wonder if anyone has really ever done it? Quick someone, post a pic!

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Where's the Grammar Police? ()
Date: January 06, 2012 04:20PM

12ozProphet Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is why I love Ffu, it's just so darn wacky
> > sumtimes !
>
>
> Ecoutes- moi, mon ami. J'ai aucune idee pourqoui
> tu aimes l'eesh. Il est un petite con.

Shouldn't that be "un petit con" (masculine)? And I don't think Frisky loves eesh. He's just fascinated by the interplay here.

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Re: Eesh an Pat rule this forum
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 06, 2012 08:41PM

+1

I wonder what ever happened with Jon's "sick dick"...

Did the runny nose ever dry up, Jon?

Jon and Edgar Fan Wrote:
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> I prefer the Jon and Edgar show, myself. Jon plays
> a cool Dean Martin analogue to Edgar's Jerry
> Lewis-like absurdity.
>
> The Billy and Pat show has no real hook for me;
> neither of them even try to insert any humor in
> their back-and-forth banter, and neither of them
> seem to be able to do any real damage to the other
> (although Billy is much better at pushing Pat's
> buttons than the reverse). It's like watching a
> staggering, drunken fight between two homeless
> guys.

Signatures are for fags

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