I read that it will be enforced via hypnosis and that the penalty will be execution. Of course, I was reading it in Mandarin Chinese, which i don't read or write.
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Cop Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What makes you think you deserve one of you can't > even drive properly cock sucker He has a completely valid point... If you're no responsible enough to stay the fuck off the road while you're drinking, you probably shouldn't be taking on the massive responsibility of carrying a handgun.
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Jay Valenciano Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > New to this site and wanted feedback on concealed > weapons permits in the county. I was thinking of > applying for this but did some research and it > looks like you cant really carry your firearm > anywhere relevant with this permit. Is there > really a point to this? Cant take your gun into a &
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? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What about DWI? A DWI can disqualify you. Also, 2 misdemeanor convictions in the last 5 years can also disqualify you. Both are up to the discretion of a judge, I believe. If one of the misdemeanors is a class 1, it's an automatic disqualification.
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Adam Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KABOB = THE NEW PIZZA Yeah, if pizza hated our freedom!
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Let's have a lesson in economics, shall we? We had an upward force on housing prices = Immigrants buying them all up for exorbitant prices (because they can afford it when you spread the cost over 4 families) At the same time, they're driving wages down by working for sub-standard rates. The home prices finally top out and crumble once the market realizes that ALL of the houses in the neighborh
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check out novajeepers.com. But, I'm pretty sure the closest (legal) spot to offroad is George Washington National Forest. Unless, of course, you know someone with private land that they'll let you use. If you DO have such a friend, please let me know, I'd like to join you!
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Cit Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's up with the $1 for 1 min massage on gallows > past the d m v ? Anybody been? Hrmm.. I'm unfamiliar with that place. However, I know of a good rub-n-tug in Chantilly with a thorough table shower, sauna, and handy. It's not a $1 a minute, though...
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A dollar a minute?
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Can I be hypnotized into eating less?
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Kenny_Powers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lester Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Buffalo Wing Factory is one of only place you > > don't find creepy gun owners. I wish more > places > > were as safe as the Wing Factory. > > > uh you do realize that if someone was going to > sho
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inkahootz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Grab a boat, some jetskis, and a wakeboard. Stop > by the G'town waterfront and then go check out the > fireworks. Either that or head for the beaches. > Those are my viable options. I'll be out on jetskis in the daytime, but you can't ride at night. For fireworks, I'll probably be in the Pentagon lot that's
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Yep, Asians. They're the worst in cars. The Mexi-Salvi-Whateverans are the worst pedestrians. Eh, Ese, WALK TO THE INTERSECTION and USE THE F****** CROSSWALK!!
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