Col Bill?
Forum: Fairfax County General

TTT Rocketwolf, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Forum: Fairfax County General

Keep the tease coming Rocketwolf!!!! THIS IS GIVING ME A REASON TO LIVE!!!
Forum: Fairfax County General

Are there any women in firehouses that AREN'T passed around the staff like a bong in a drum circle?
Forum: Alexandria

Agreed, the left is a fanatical religion and will stop at nothing once they get their orders to destroy the lives and businesses of anyone who opposes their faith. Being the ultra-obedient cultists they are, they have decided they are fighting evil and thus free themselves up to engage in horrific tactics to destroy by any means necessary. Just like scientologists in the Sea Org, thus I have no
Forum: Arlington

TTT Rocketwolf!!!!
Forum: Fairfax County General

TTT
Forum: Fairfax County General

Seriously, BREAK 'EM OUT!!!!
Forum: Fairfax County General

ttt
Forum: Loudoun

Ouch, well look on the bright side.
Forum: Alexandria

.........well........I'm not gonna touch this one.
Forum: Alexandria

As the driven snow. But that fact did not slow Guy down for an instant when he claimed to have come across some old soul food secrets while he was homeless and occassionally staying in the basement of a poor black family in Mississippi. This of course was not true, Guy had in fact lost his motel keys on the way back from yet another terrifyingly close brush with death at a local dive bar in N
Forum: Prince William

I remember late last summer when Guy Fieri ran for the Lincolnia Comptroller position and was handing out bro-sure's at the long-abandoned (and now empty) Sizzler's on Rte 29 in Fairfax. The handout was a picture of a 1993 Ibanez Custom 7 string electric guitar with a medium-rare porterhouse laying across the fretboard and Guy in the background pretending to high-five you. I'm still not entirel
Forum: Prince William

Apologies all around. I've been dodging Food Network's army of legal staffers and working hand in hand with local authorities to identify and piece together the minutes and hours from Guy's last visit. Plus word on the street is that he's laid up somewhere in an Indian Casino on yet another 11 day bender and is currently being kept alive with rail gin and expired 5th Avenue bars. Problem is th
Forum: Prince William

Ok standby, just a matter of finding the time to explain how the Guy persona began (here is a hint, it has to do with running into an infomercial legend who was high on speedball in the bathroom of a coach flight to Miami).
Forum: Prince William

It is a twisted, sordid tale of sex and betrayal. And as always, it begins with yet another terrifically bad decision by Guy Fieri. Combining a Ruby Tuesday's menu with a Spencer's Gifts catalog plus a dash of Metalhead Magazine and then living it was a concept so laughable only a select few would wear it with pride. And Guy wears it with pride.
Forum: Prince William

Well once Ming Tsai was arrested and led away in handcuffs from the children's ball pit at a local Boston Burger King, Guy eagerly threw together an audition tape believing this was his chance. There would now presumably be an opening in Food Network's 2003 fall schedule and Guy (delusional and strung out as always) thought he was the perfect Leather & Metal Stir-Fry Wizard to shake things u
Forum: Prince William

Well I think the vegetable message was more just his demonstrably uncontrollable attention defect let loose. Legend dictates that Alton was overheard telling Mario Batali that if an off-strip budget Vegas casino raped the to-go menu from Planet Hollywood and was forced to give birth crawling between a Sunglass Hut and Sam Goody's, then you would have produced one Guy Fieri. This enraged Guy so
Forum: Prince William

Not that night, but I believe you may be referring to the "Breezeway" incident from the fall of 2011. Really not much to tell in all honesty, but somehow Guy got it in his head that Alton Brown was "after" him and he would NOT let this go. I had some friends in town for the weekend who were staying at the Hampton Inn across the street in Fairfax City. While waiting for them in the parking lot
Forum: Prince William