Because it's a fucking commonwealth, so everything is basically like trying getting a room full of overpaid retarded children to sew buttons on ice cream.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Good compared to what? New York? Drinking at home? They're terrible, and they all close too fucking early. If you want to get in a fight Bunker is great, Finnegan's is good for chicks if you can stand the atrocious events and music they have.
Forum: Loudoun

Yes, Loudoun is awesome now. I'm assuming you want to date a dumbfuck waitress or beat up know-nothing wiggers, it's absolutely the shit. I think some of the "country" people stuck around, the rednecks are mostly gone (thank Christ), but don't expect your English to go very far.
Forum: Loudoun

Blue Ridge Grill is terrible all around, dunno about the other place.
Forum: Loudoun

I can tell by your punctuation that you are a fucking idiot. That said, I've been in the same situation when I was a kid and I agree. Have fun working in a girl's club because your going nowhere as long as that's the case.
Forum: Loudoun