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Actual JP Morgenthau
Grandpa forgets sometimes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seems to forget that he was the ultimate 9-5 wage slave riding Metro to sit at > a putty metal desk as a GS-nobody for 30 years. It was actually 40 years, and they led well before that time to the top of the GS scale. The corner-office desk was meanwhile ornate pre-WW2 hardwood, accented with offic
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Grandpa forgets sometimes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another exciting day in the life of JP posting on > FFXU all day. Eat your heart out, loser. Your big question today will be over how many new and completely obvious sock puppets to roll out. Fool! Did you find those Hay-Adams dates yet, dope?
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Actual JP Morgenthau
LOL! Linus is at lunch.
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Well, the wage slaves will be busy in their cubicles by now as another week of hoping to stave off starvation gets underway. ‘How was your weekend?’ Hahaha! Out here in the lap of retirement luxury of course, it’s just another vacation day for the lot of us. No suits, no ties, no socks, no shoes. No memos, no meetings, no deadlines, no need to hold our calls or take long lunches. After all,
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Thank you for posting that, First Grade FIFY.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Yup. Lower IQs too.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Well, she’s younger than I am.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
No, that stuff is all for real. Degrees, honoraries, awards, commendations — lots of stuff that goobers have never had a sniff of.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Name one. Just one.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Find those Hay-Adams dates yet, you stupid prick?
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Do you ever wonder why it is so simple to make your lying ass look so stupid?
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Actual JP Morgenthau
It’s up to you to un-fuck yourself at this point, Linus. THAT’S what can’t be done. You’ve stuck yourself in the really deep shit here, dope.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
The only fool here is you. Scroll back and see for yourself.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Don’t expect me to do your work for you, douchbag.
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Are ya blind, or just too lazy to scroll back and see how badly you have fucked ep?
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Actual JP Morgenthau
There was no bullshit, but there was detail about stays at the Hay-Adams.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Patterns and Practices Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your route makes no sense other than as some very > lame contrived backup for being called on your > Hay-Adams bullshit. It of course makes perfect sense against our needs and circumstances. You of course are not a part of that and hence are unable to take any of it into account. Dope. > "Us
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Same thing you said about your middle school textbooks. Idiot.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Well, these downscale maggots and faggots are left quite flummoxed by the simple notion of spending the night in town in conjunction with events that might reach the wee hours or involve more than a wee nip of alcohol. The perils of driving while either tired or tipsy do not apparently much impress these lowly clowns. Further do they flail away at what are merely time-tested routes of travel to
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Actual JP Morgenthau
How did that familiar burr get up your oft-kicked butt again, little boy?
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Your English is among the worst.
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I would say that disastrously stupid is actually way worse than homophobic, and we have had here quite a display of disastrously stupid by the usual gang of riled up, untethered, big mouth lamebrains, all folks who are not at all familiar with the concept of staying in town, and who could not in any case be reliably counted on as guides to anywhere in any quadrant of the District at all.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
There’s a sockpuppet name that truly suits you. It’s not as good as Fag Boy, but still
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Actual JP Morgenthau
I’m enough of an adult to know that you’re not.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
You inhabit an inferior world
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Randomness Wrote: ----------------------------------------------------- > Which makes no sense headed to SW. lol We get there every single time. And we reliably make it back home again as well, Wih a lovely load of artisanal goodies. Stupid tiny brain.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Über Allez Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What did one see immediately to the right upon > entering Cafe Mozart? The correct answer is the dry goods shelves, and none of you morons was ever there anyway.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
18th to H to NY Ave to Mass Ave to 3rd. Goes right past GWU and the World Bank, as well as the former Cafe Mozart, another place where you never ate. Oh, and twice in 2019 and once in 2021. Otherwise you assoles are free to post whatever stupid shit you like. You’ll have to answer for it, of course. Dopes.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Why again do you ask? Is it just stupidity, or are there complicating factors as well? By the way, I might not have mentioned it earlier, but we drove right past an absence of strewn paths again today.
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Actual JP Morgenthau
Your sense of direction is notoriously atrocious. And we drive past many points of interest without mentioning them. Your envy of our wealth and habits would be only more desperate were we to report all this more fully.
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