27 July, 2012 - London
Olympic Park Media Center

In a major blow to the Mormon Faith, Mitt Romney's magic underpants failed to protect him from his repeated gaffes on the world stage as the London Olympics kicked into high gear.

In a series of well planned and carefully choreographed events staged to show Romney's Presidential credentials, Romney managed to piss off the British Prime Minister, the Mayor of London reviled him in front of a throng of 60,000 people, and every major news outlet across the planet is vilifying Romney for stepping on his dick. Must be dark magic they're practicing at Romney headquarters.

When asked to comment about Romney's magic underpants fail, God said "Are you fucking kidding me?! Magic underpants! Really?! Where do you buy them - on planet Kolob? Where is that exactly - next to Narnia?"

Next up to the microphone to comment on Romney's terrible gaffes was Jesus, saying "I thought Judas was bad, but this guy Romney - he just fucked over the entire US Olympic Team. Just wait 'til he goes to Israel. You saw what they did to me, and I'm the son of God for Christ's sake."

Multi-Gold-Medal winner Michael Phelps weighed in with this - "Shitting in the pool is unwise at the Olympics. That attention whore Romney should go home."

On a lighter note, President Obama was pleased to point out the 200+ point gain on the Dow Jones Industrial Average yesterday and the fact that Romney's magic underpants have a new brown Olympic sized racing stripe in them.

^Not funny. You are going to hell.

Big Romney fail in London.
He made the line up on every major news station.
How do you overcome something like that. Is it even possible?

Keep me out of your political shouting match bro!
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^ What he said.
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Off Topic now you get this:

Let's see: Guy who actually, you know, ran a freaking Olympics makes a point and it's "OMGRACCCCISSST" or something....

That's funny right there.

Jess1 Wrote:
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> Let's see: Guy who actually, you know, ran a
> freaking Olympics makes a point and it's
> "OMGRACCCCISSST" or something....
>
> That's funny right there.


Summer Olympics in a world city vrs Winter Olympics in a city in the middle of desert.

Summer Olympics are about 100x more complex than Winter.

apples organges Wrote:
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> Jess1 Wrote:
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> > Let's see: Guy who actually, you know, ran a
> > freaking Olympics makes a point and it's
> > "OMGRACCCCISSST" or something....
> >
> > That's funny right there.
>
>
> Summer Olympics in a world city vrs Winter
> Olympics in a city in the middle of desert.
>
> Summer Olympics are about 100x more complex than
> Winter.


Are you contending that Britain is doing a good job handling the Olympics? If so, it is no surprise that you believe Obama is doing a good job.

BarbWalters Wrote:
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> Big Romney fail in London.
> He made the line up on every major news station.
> How do you overcome something like that. Is it
> even possible?


That's okay..I doubt he was putting a lot of faith in the illegal Brit vote anyway.

apples organges Wrote:
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> Jess1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's see: Guy who actually, you know, ran a
> > freaking Olympics makes a point and it's
> > "OMGRACCCCISSST" or something....
> >
> > That's funny right there.
>
>
> Summer Olympics in a world city vrs Winter
> Olympics in a city in the middle of desert.
>
> Summer Olympics are about 100x more complex than
> Winter.


Holy shit!

Gotta pic of that desert with snow on it?

That's gotta be really cool! Or hot...or coldly hot.

Yall need to find jobs... Way too much time on your hands
And the summer olympics was fucked up by mormons to begin with