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This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2012 04:40PM

For those that want a true starter home.


http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4081-Western-St-Detroit-MI-48210/88313796_zpid/


4081 Western St Detroit, MI 48210



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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: July 16, 2012 04:44PM

The shame of it is that at one time........that was a really nice home.

Might have started going downhill in 1921 but still...

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 16, 2012 04:45PM

You and I combined dont have enough guns to protect ourselves in that 'hood

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 16, 2012 04:46PM

I tried to talk them down to $99, but they're not budging.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Date: July 16, 2012 04:49PM

JBass Wrote:
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> You and I combined dont have enough guns to
> protect ourselves in that 'hood


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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:29PM

eesh Wrote:
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> For those that want a true starter home.
>
>
> http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4081-Western-St-
> Detroit-MI-48210/88313796_zpid/
>
>
> 4081 Western St Detroit, MI 48210
>
Figured it would be in Detroit. LOL

Let me try my real estate agent speak:

Cozy 3 bedroom 1 bath home with open porch and bay window. Detatched garage comfortably fits two cars. Rear deck large enough to hold patio furniture and a grill! Native foliage adorns the property. Skylight.

It can be yours for $1 per month!!

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: What a Steal ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:41PM

Actual realtor comments:

"Property has fire damage."

Well, at least that explains why it looks so bad. I guess it wasn't intentional destruction - unless it was arson.

"AS-IS SALE."

Ya think?

"Buyer is responsible for violations."

What violations?

"USE CAUTION WHEN SHOWING."

The house or the neighborhood?

That piece of crap actually sold for $30,000 several years ago.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: salvage ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:42PM

You would only buy if for any possible reclaim wood and maybe some copper. Thats about it. But I bet you can salvage at least $500 out it.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: freebie man ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:47PM

Love to approach a mortgage company and ask them if the will finance the $141

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: hi neighbor ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:50PM

The Welcome Wagon
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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Ghetto Techno Fan ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:04PM



I love Detroit music and would not mind moving over there.

How far is it from the house to the EZ Rest Motel in Southfield Michigan?

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: 8 mile rd ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:48PM

lol.. Nice find. I cant beleive that dish is still on the roof. As for reclaiming any of the valuable copper im sure it has all been ripped out by now

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: 8 mile rd ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:50PM

Id buy it just for the massive garage/shed in the back..

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: July 16, 2012 09:55PM

8 mile rd Wrote:
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> Id buy it just for the massive garage/shed in the
> back..

Hehe - I doubt anything of value could be stored there unless it was deodorant.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:19PM

I'm going to borrow the $141 for it on a 15 year so I can pay it off faster..

Maybe try to get 100% cash back at closing so I can buy some new plywood for the windows..

Maybe I get lucky and lose the thing in flames on Devils Night.


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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:21PM

I wonder how much it would cost to buy the whole neighborhood?

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: demolition man ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:28PM

Mayor Bing wants to buy the remaining homes in these types of area where people still live. His theory is why maintain streets, sewer and electric when there may be just one person living in four square blocks. They would buy the home bulldoze the whole neighborhood and use it as farm land. No joke and I applaud him for at least trying to find a solution as opposed to some who just want to play the blame game.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: mr drysdale ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:31PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> I'm going to borrow the $141 for it on a 15 year
> so I can pay it off faster..
>
> Maybe try to get 100% cash back at closing so I
> can buy some new plywood for the windows..
>
> Maybe I get lucky and lose the thing in flames on
> Devils Night.

For $141 on a 15 year loan at 5% with a monthly tax rate of 1.25% and .5% PMI your monthly payment would be $1.26.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:32PM

I wonder what unoccupied property insurance is on a place like that. With no collateral and virtually no land value, they must be charging a relatively high premium.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Motor City Shakedown ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:33PM

demolition man Wrote:
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> Mayor Bing wants to buy the remaining homes in
> these types of area where people still live. His
> theory is why maintain streets, sewer and electric
> when there may be just one person living in four
> square blocks. They would buy the home bulldoze
> the whole neighborhood and use it as farm land. No
> joke and I applaud him for at least trying to find
> a solution as opposed to some who just want to
> play the blame game.

He's going to be declaring bankruptcy within the next 6 months anyway. What the hell. Might as well shoot the moon.

Not his fault though. The council and unions won't let him do anything to change things no matter how bad it gets.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:35PM

mr drysdale Wrote:
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> For $141 on a 15 year loan at 5% with a monthly
> tax rate of 1.25% and .5% PMI your monthly payment
> would be $1.26.

Fax me the documents..

Can we close by August 1?


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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:39PM

I can see buying out a neighborhood to save on utility and emergency service expenses, but turning it to farmland sounds expensive. You'd have to rip up all the underground infrastructure, water, sewer, foundations, maybe electric and water wells.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:42PM

http://www.trulia.com/foreclosure/3084556785--W-Grand-St-Detroit-MI-48238


West Grand Street, Detroit MI 48238

List Price: $199
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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Date: July 16, 2012 10:48PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I can see buying out a neighborhood to save on
> utility and emergency service expenses, but
> turning it to farmland sounds expensive. You'd
> have to rip up all the underground infrastructure,
> water, sewer, foundations, maybe electric and
> water wells.


Urban/community farming and green space. Not till the soil and harvest with a combine-type farming.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Date: July 16, 2012 10:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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> http://www.trulia.com/foreclosure/3084556785--W-Gr
> and-St-Detroit-MI-48238
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> West Grand Street, Detroit MI 48238
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> List Price: $199

As long as the basement's been converted to a shooting gallery, I'm in.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 16, 2012 10:58PM

> As long as the basement's been converted to a shooting gallery, I'm in.

I'm sure it has been a shooting gallery -- heroin shooting, that is.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Date: July 16, 2012 11:03PM

Ito Wrote:
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> > As long as the basement's been converted to a
> shooting gallery, I'm in.
>
> I'm sure it has been a shooting gallery -- heroin
> shooting, that is.


That was sort of my poin...., oh, never mind.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: flight risk ()
Date: July 17, 2012 08:00AM

I'd purchase one and help them out, but no one wants to live in Detroit....I'd rather go to Cleveland... where they're not Detroit!

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Wow... ()
Date: July 17, 2012 12:52PM

This latest gem is a foreclosure. Do they torch the houses in Detroit before abandoning them?

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2012 01:55PM

Wow... Wrote:
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> This latest gem is a foreclosure. Do they torch
> the houses in Detroit before abandoning them?





Most of the Detroit homes on the realty listings are foreclosures. It's really sad too, because they were all loans for less than $50,000.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: devils night ()
Date: July 17, 2012 05:47PM

All the burned down houses are mostly from the devils nights.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Night


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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: sticky ()
Date: July 17, 2012 06:01PM

Detroit should buy a tank and charge like $1,000 bucks for a half hour. You could roll over as many vacant homes as you want. I am sure the DOD has some for mothballing they would let go cheap. Its not like anyone is going to rehab the homes and they are going to be knocked down anyway.
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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 17, 2012 06:03PM

Devils Night reference...

I likey +1!


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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: example ()
Date: July 17, 2012 06:04PM


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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: July 17, 2012 06:11PM

Some dudes actually want to turn parts of Detroit into a zombie themed amusement park.

No joke:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/07/06/zombie-apocalypse-detroit-style/

That's how fucking sad and unreal shit has gotten there.

This shit makes me so fucking angry. From one of the richest and nicest cities in the world into a 3rd world cesspool all thanks to the Left.

When the communist workers unions killed the car industry and the nigs went apeshit with their race riots, it caused White Flight of epic proportions.

If Detroit doesn't wake you up to the failures of left-wing Democrat policies, nothing will.

For fucks sakes. Stop voting for libtards if you want to avoid Detroiting this entire fucking country.

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Re: This Home can be Yours for only $141....
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2012 07:14PM

example Wrote:
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The dangerous thing about driving heavy machinery through a home is you could run over the basement and drop to the bottom of the home. The floor/ceiling of the basement isn't going to support all that weight.

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