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Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:23PM

So it turns out that penguins are every bit as sexually deviant as humans are.
They're into gay sex, masterbation, non procreative sex, pedophilia, and necrophilia.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797
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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:27PM

I really hope US tax dollars didnt fund that useless study.

See what happens when people get useless degress...they work for the gov't doing uselss things.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: =eesh ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:30PM

So you are saying eesh is a penguin?

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: vgnlinfxn ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:31PM

It's not a useless study. It's a matter of national security.
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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:36PM

There ARE some important issues with this.

For example, How often do we hear "Being gay isn't natural" or "Why are humans they only species to do X ?"

As it turns out, almost every species do these things, so clearly it IS natural.

There are reasons for everything, if we choose to learn.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:36PM

vgnlinfxn Wrote:
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> It's not a useless study. It's a matter of
> national security.
>


Of course, now its time ressurrect that gay bomb program the DOD was researching back in WWII

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:40PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> There ARE some important issues with this.
>
> For example, How often do we hear "Being gay isn't
> natural" or "Why are humans they only species to
> do X ?"
>
> As it turns out, almost every species do these
> things, so clearly it IS natural.
>
> There are reasons for everything, if we choose to
> learn.

blah blah, 99% of the people in this world dont care.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Terra Nova ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:47PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> I really hope US tax dollars didnt fund that
> useless study.
>
> See what happens when people get useless
> degress...they work for the gov't doing uselss
> things.

If you'd actually read the article rather than shooting off your mouth in an ill-informed rant, you would have learned that this is based on the notes of Dr. George Murray Levick from Captain Robert Scott's Terra Nova polar expedition of 1910-1912. Dr. Levick's papers were recently published by the British Natural History Museum.

I'd post more links, but you would simply ignore them, preferring to write yet another ridiculous screed demonstrating your collosal ignorance and political bias.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: tuxedo ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:50PM

Terra Nova Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really hope US tax dollars didnt fund that
> > useless study.
> >
> > See what happens when people get useless
> > degress...they work for the gov't doing uselss
> > things.
>
> If you'd actually read the article rather than
> shooting off your mouth in an ill-informed rant,
> you would have learned that this is based on the
> notes of Dr. George Murray Levick from Captain
> Robert Scott's Terra Nova polar expedition of
> 1910-1912. Dr. Levick's papers were recently
> published by the British Natural History Museum.
>
> I'd post more links, but you would simply ignore
> them, preferring to write yet another ridiculous
> screed demonstrating your collosal ignorance and
> political bias.


Wow, that was a sanctimonious bitchy response. I bet this article gave you a hard on for a male penguin.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:56PM

Terra Nova Wrote:
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>
> If you'd actually read the article rather than
> shooting off your mouth in an ill-informed rant,
> you would have learned that this is based on the
> notes of Dr. George Murray Levick from Captain
> Robert Scott's Terra Nova polar expedition of
> 1910-1912. Dr. Levick's papers were recently
> published by the British Natural History Museum

I've was to busy partying while in school to become a good scholar

>
> I'd post more links, but you would simply ignore
> them, preferring to write yet another ridiculous
> screed demonstrating your collosal ignorance and
> political bias.

Yep!

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 10, 2012 03:56PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> blah blah, 99% of the people in this world dont
> care.


You mean YOU don't care.
Many people do want to know about everything in the world. Just because you have no interest in science and live in your own little box, doesn't mean 99% of the people don't care.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:04PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > blah blah, 99% of the people in this world dont
> > care.
>
>
> You mean YOU don't care.
> Many people do want to know about everything in
> the world. Just because you have no interest in
> science and live in your own little box, doesn't
> mean 99% of the people don't care.

I don't care because i'm not fixated with it. People are gay, so what!

I'm sure all the rural Chinese farmers, street beggars in India and starving Africans don't care.

The rest of the world is not North America and Europe

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:09PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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>
> blah blah, 99% of the people in this world dont
> care.

+1

The only thing we should be studying is how to love America more. Research ways that we could become more patriotic. Science is mostly a bunch of elitist liberal hogwash so that people don't have to put in a hard day's work.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:12PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> I don't care because i'm not fixated with it.
> People are gay, so what!

It's not just about gay issues, it's about psychology, genetics and behavioral patterns. All very important to understand the big picture.


> I'm sure all the rural Chinese farmers, street
> beggars in India and starving Africans don't
> care.

You don't give these people enough credit. They deal with genetics, psychology and behavioral patterns more than most of us. They are often innovators, especially in technology.


> The rest of the world is not North America and
> Europe


True, but that doesn't make these issue any less important in other parts of the world. Step out of your little box and see for yourself.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:15PM

gay penguins??!!
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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:18PM

Numbers Wrote:
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>
> It's not just about gay issues, it's about
> psychology, genetics and behavioral patterns. All
> very important to understand the big picture.

Whats the big picture? enlighten me, please!

>
> You don't give these people enough credit. They
> deal with genetics, psychology and behavioral
> patterns more than most of us. They are often
> innovators, especially in technology.

Being gay, white, black, asian, straight or whatever does not inherently make someon special. I don't know what you are specifically referring to but those accomplishment had nothing to do with that person being gay. They could have been straight and still accomplished those feats.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:20PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> gay penguins??!!

Idi Amin GIF +1 lol


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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:24PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Whats the big picture? enlighten me, please!

I have to assume you're trolling. No one could be this stupid.


> Being gay, white, black, asian, straight or
> whatever does not inherently make someon special.

I never claimed anything of the sort. What the fuck are you talking about?


> I don't know what you are specifically referring
> to but those accomplishment had nothing to do with
> that person being gay. They could have been
> straight and still accomplished those feats.


Jesus H Christ!
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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: July 10, 2012 04:51PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> I have to assume you're trolling. No one could be
> this stupid.
>
You should've had clue after this post.

Terra Nova Wrote:
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>
> If you'd actually read the article rather than
> shooting off your mouth in an ill-informed rant,
> you would have learned that this is based on the
> notes of Dr. George Murray Levick from Captain
> Robert Scott's Terra Nova polar expedition of
> 1910-1912. Dr. Levick's papers were recently
> published by the British Natural History Museum

I've was to busy partying while in school to become a good scholar

>
> I'd post more links, but you would simply ignore
> them, preferring to write yet another ridiculous
> screed demonstrating your collosal ignorance and
> political bias.

Yep!

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 10, 2012 05:29PM

If Jesus wanted us to know Science, he would have put it in the Bible, you blaspheming heathens.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Fun for all ()
Date: July 10, 2012 06:00PM

Nothing wrong with that. God made all kinds.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: 2 cents ()
Date: July 10, 2012 06:10PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > gay penguins??!!
>
> Idi Amin GIF +1 lol

Oh...I thought that was Forest Whitaker. Either way, +1.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Mike O'Meara ()
Date: July 10, 2012 06:21PM

SCIENCE!!!

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 10, 2012 09:05PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> If Jesus wanted us to know Science, he would have
> put it in the Bible, you blaspheming heathens.



LOL
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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 10, 2012 09:08PM

Gay animals have been observed for a while now; rainbow dolphins insert their dolphin dicks into each other's blowhole.




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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: I thought ()
Date: July 10, 2012 09:09PM

God created everything.

Which god do you did you fall for?

Buddha?

L. Ron Hubbard?

Karma?

Latter Day Saints

I am confused. Happy and content being a realist.

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 10, 2012 09:39PM

Numbers Wrote:
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>
> You don't give these people enough credit. They
> deal with genetics, psychology and behavioral
> patterns more than most of us.

I'm sure ignorant & religious & conservative people probably thought the same thing about Gregor Mendel while he spent a few decades running around planting peas, documenting their growth, and writing a few volumes of pea plant behavior. Why waste the time? His work was ignored for decades.

Yet 100+ years later, his work is still recognized as the basis of modern life science.

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Dolphin pussy
Posted by: Emily666 ()
Date: December 17, 2018 07:07PM

How do dolphins have sex?

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Re: Penguins are freaks
Posted by: Numbers is a fag ()
Date: December 17, 2018 08:21PM

So pedophelia and necrophwlia are now cool because penguins do it, too? Liberals are sickos, plain and simple.

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