Moo!

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Cankles!

That's a damn shame.

More proof that being pretty just isn't enough, though.

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She just gave birth! She will bounce back

Her sister is so skinny..Jessica got the fat gene. At least she's in workout clothes which is a good start.

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> She just gave birth! She will bounce back


Only because she's fat and round like a basketball!

She'll never look like this again. Song sucks.

Hard to believe she is so fat and was once Daisy Duke. You woman have got to control your pieholes.

Maybe Tony Romo knew what he was doing. Boinking her when she was still hot and childless.

50lbs is less forgiving on a 5ft frame.

I've seen lots of girls get pregnant without developing a mooseknuckle

Jessica Blimpson

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she has company
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I don't care, I'd still hit that. Kirstie Alley too.

ain't kirstie alley in her 60's now?

50? that's being kind. She got some nice big boobies out of the deal.

fat chicks with low cut blouses. i'd really they rather not!

She's put on a lot of weight before and lost it. My guess is that she'll do that ahain. Same thing happened with Brittany Spears. These chicks are pushing 30. Having a baby will do that if they aren't careful.

Once a woman has a baby, their bodies will never be the same. Unfortunately Amercian women after giving birth just don't look the same. Now, Asian women that had babies somehow still maintain their awesome figure. Shows you how much the Asian ladies will maintain their bodies for their men unlike the fat American women.

But, DAMN!!!!! SIMPSON AND ALLEY JUST WENT BLIMPO IN A HEARTBEAT!!!! Here's why..........They thought they were all that but in reality they are not!!!! kirstie's problem was because she wasn't getting the tv and movie roles like she was getting so she got depressed and starting eating everything in sight. Again, she thought she was all that when in reality she wasn't. She should have known that in Hollywood when an actress ages she gets passed up on scripts. Jessica, well that is from pregnancy and she will never be the same. She gained way toooooo much weight for her to get back to her original size.

I'd still hit it. Look how big dem tittays are

Women do not get fat faces like that from pregnancy weight. After the baby is born and they start to lose fluid, women typically look much thinner in the face, arms, legs, etc. Most of the remaining weight is in the stomach.

Blimpson did what a lot of ladies do...used being pregnant as an excuse to eat like a fucking pig.

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This is my favorite shot. Bend over and pull the shirt down. Yep, nobody notices you are fat, now...

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i wonder how much her wrists weigh. just separate them and throw them on a scale.

im guessing 2 or tree.fitty pounds

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Once they drop a kid I am no longer interested. I prefer my bitches clean in the tunnel.

That ain't 50. Maybe 50 in the front and 50 in the back. lol

thread is still here

im telling! it will be pretty easy to find his real name if they search around here, then Eesh will be held responsible! Hope he has 30k!

Good thread.

i think these are the pics (thanks google):




"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

LEAVE JESSICA ALONE!!!
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I had the recent misfortunate of coming across Look Who's Talking while flipping through the channels. Watched for a second as back then Kirstie Alley was actually smoking hot. I couldn't believe it. Even on Cheers she wasn't all that great looking, but looking good before then. And now, well she better hope the eco-freaks on Whale Wars have her back. But back that, man, not bad at all.

See for yourself:
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She wasn't a bad 1980's big-hair style vulcan either.

This is what eesh lives for