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Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: JT Richardson ()
Date: May 30, 2012 12:13PM

My parents pay me $40 to mow our lawn, we have a riding mower so it isnt bad but i still hate doing it and would rather go smoke with my gf this afternoon. I can pay an illgal 20 bucks to do it and still make 20 bucks to do nothing but bring in an illegal. Personally i think mexicans are gross bit i am willing to work with them to avoid yard work. My question is, if somehow caught by law enforcement, what is wlthe worse possible outcome? I am dead serious...thanx

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: pedro bandito ()
Date: May 30, 2012 12:44PM

stop leaching off your parents. lazy fuck.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 30, 2012 01:05PM

You charge your parents $40 to mow your lawn?

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Whatthehell... ()
Date: May 30, 2012 01:09PM

You're going to put the illegals out of a job charging so cheaply.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Johnny Law ()
Date: May 30, 2012 01:09PM

Worst case is your parents go to jail for employing an illegal. They could lose the house with all the legal fees.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: BrianSchoeneman ()
Date: May 30, 2012 01:14PM

http://www.ice.gov/news/library/factsheets/i9-inspection.htm

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: bad parenting ()
Date: May 30, 2012 01:19PM

I live on 5 acres and my sons mow our own lawn just for being members of our family. I would never pay them. They also have summer jobs.

You sound like a real winner.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: JT Richardson ()
Date: May 30, 2012 01:57PM

I am 16, i do not work over the summer because i am in naseball camps the whole time....will probably grt a scholarship. We have 4 acres and i am the only son. Is it really a big deal that i get some cash for mowing the yard? My parents will probably not have to pay for college. Fuck you guys, I AM A WINNER! McLean represent!

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Babe Ruth ()
Date: May 30, 2012 02:21PM

JT Richardson Wrote:
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> I am 16, i do not work over the summer because i
> am in naseball camps the whole time....will
> probably grt a scholarship. We have 4 acres and i
> am the only son. Is it really a big deal that i
> get some cash for mowing the yard? My parents
> will probably not have to pay for college. Fuck
> you guys, I AM A WINNER! McLean represent!

Keeping hoping for that naseball scholarship. It may be your only chance to get into a community college.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Juan from 7-11 ()
Date: May 30, 2012 02:23PM

Why would your Dad pay you forty when he can skip you and pay the Mexican directly?

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: May 30, 2012 03:16PM

I secured a Naseball scholarship for college as well. I didn't do as well in Nasketball or Nootball.

When I asked my parents to pay me to cut the lawn, they presented me with a bill for the previous 16 years of food, clothes and rent.

When I told them how stupid YOU were, they gladly refunded my money.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Bascar Fan ()
Date: May 30, 2012 03:35PM

Well y'all can have your Naseball and Nootball......I'm looking forward to the end of Bascar season.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: JT Richardson ()
Date: May 30, 2012 03:46PM

A typo is all you have on me. Suck it trolls! Oh and BEH, refund what? Scholarship is as good as mine. I used to train with Bryce Harper.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 30, 2012 04:04PM

What a fucking douche. Man up and be a member of your family and do it for free.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: 70s Kid ()
Date: May 30, 2012 04:29PM

Time was a boy on the way to becoming a man would cut his home's yard for free...

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 30, 2012 04:35PM

JT Richardson Wrote:
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> A typo is all you have on me. Suck it trolls! Oh
> and BEH, refund what? Scholarship is as good as
> mine. I used to train with Bryce Harper.


No you didnt. You are a rich spoiled lil shit from NOVA. Your parents dictate every step of your life. Harper is a high school dropout from Las Vegas and by all accounts has basically done whatever he wants since his early teens.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: K. Lepto ()
Date: May 30, 2012 04:35PM

Back when I was 16 I mowed our family's lawn for free and mowed 5 or 6 others for $20 each. I saved up a nice roll of cash before college so I didn't have to bother my hard working parents for beer and pizza money. Man up and mow the lawn and stop wasting your time looking for shortcuts.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: favorite color is the radio ()
Date: May 30, 2012 04:54PM

I love naseball!

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: beaner ()
Date: May 30, 2012 06:58PM

Johnny Law Wrote:
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> Worst case is your parents go to jail for
> employing an illegal. They could lose the house
> with all the legal fees.

No, the worst case is I get hurt on the property and sue the living shit out of mommy and daddy. Then you'll be cutting my grass, JT.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Someguy01 ()
Date: May 30, 2012 07:21PM

I used to earn a dollar for cutting my families yard.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 30, 2012 09:23PM

This little cocksucker needs a good beating.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Naseball fan ()
Date: May 30, 2012 09:32PM

Harper is only 19 and he has a naseball career going strong with the bationals.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: charles ()
Date: May 30, 2012 09:32PM

Winning!!!!

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Lawnmowerbitch ()
Date: May 31, 2012 02:43AM

Dont ask don't tell you lazy fuck.

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Re: Penalty for hiring an illegal to do yardwork?
Posted by: Dan Ray ()
Date: August 13, 2012 10:34PM

Jesus, kid, it's obvious that you need to learn some life lessons; use your knowledge of drugs, and sell them! That should take care of both your financial problems, as well as your pathetic sense of work ethic.

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