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Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Unsk ()
Date: May 18, 2012 05:39PM

Who will emerge victorious?

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: perry white ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:23PM

Superman, but Thor gets all the hot viking chicks.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Thor ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:36PM

everyone knows that Superman's one vulnerability is magic, and Thor is not quite 'magic', but he is a god, and god is magic, so I say Thor wins. Shazam beat the ever-lovin' stuffing out of Superman one time, and Shazam is a puss. That's how weak Superman becomes around magic.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: excuse me... ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:37PM

..Thor is not a god, he's a demi-god, which means he's half a god. Still plenty magic.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: ..and.. ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:38PM

...not even Superman could lift Thor's hammer, I don't care how powerful he is. Superman is not worthy enough to pick up Mjolnir. He's done some bad stuff.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: adolph h ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:43PM

If Superman gets hold of Thors hammer then Thor is screwed. Superman can turn the world backwards and can withstand a nuclear blast so he can easily kick Thors ass.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: that's dumb ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:47PM

adolph h Wrote:
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> If Superman gets hold of Thors hammer then Thor is
> screwed. Superman can turn the world backwards
> and can withstand a nuclear blast so he can easily
> kick Thors ass.


I always took exception to the Superman turning back time by reversing the Earth's rotation thing. Yes, Superman could reverse the Earth's rotation, but that's a dumb idea that just because the Earth started turning the other way that we would actually go back in time. That wouldn't happen. I don't know what would happen if the Earth started spinning backwards, but I'm pretty sure we wouldn't all travel back in time. Something weird would happen, we'd probably all die or something. But it wouldn't be time travel. That's dumb.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: adolph h ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:49PM

Superman also flys through volcanic lava and has a Fortress of Solitude, what you got?

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 18, 2012 07:41PM

It pains me to say it, but Superman would win. Superman vs. Loki, though... That would be all Loki.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 18, 2012 07:54PM

Thor sucks

/thread.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: May 18, 2012 08:18PM

adolph h Wrote:
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> Superman also flys through volcanic lava and has a
> Fortress of Solitude, what you got?


http://www.thegeektwins.com/2011/05/who-are-sexiest-women-in-thor-pictures.html

The defense rests.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: magically delicious ()
Date: May 18, 2012 09:30PM

I would've liked to see Kang the Conquerer as the villain in The Avengers. Loki has never been a serious threat to Thor or The Avengers. He's the god of mischief. Not that dangerous, really.


that Green Lantern movie was shockingly bad, by the way. Caught some of it on HBO a couple weeks ago. Absolutely appallingly bad.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: desperate housefraus ()
Date: May 18, 2012 11:44PM

Vexxxed Wrote:
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> adolph h Wrote:
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> > Superman also flys through volcanic lava and has
> a
> > Fortress of Solitude, what you got?
>
>
> http://www.thegeektwins.com/2011/05/who-are-sexies
> t-women-in-thor-pictures.html
>
> The defense rests.


Superman had Teri Hatcher when she was really hot

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Uh No ()
Date: May 20, 2012 10:09AM

Thor Wrote:
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> everyone knows that Superman's one vulnerability
> is magic, and Thor is not quite 'magic', but he is
> a god, and god is magic, so I say Thor wins.
> Shazam beat the ever-lovin' stuffing out of
> Superman one time, and Shazam is a puss. That's
> how weak Superman becomes around magic.

Really? That's not how I remember it...


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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: uh, yes ()
Date: May 20, 2012 10:47AM

puh-lease........we don't go by the dumb cartoon. that's not in the comic book continuity. come on.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Yoooo h ()
Date: May 20, 2012 11:54AM

How about Super saiiyan Goku vs Superman?

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: joe frazier ()
Date: May 20, 2012 01:00PM

Thor has a bad temper which will cause him to make mistakes and lose the fight. Superman has much more intelligence.

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: wilford brimley ()
Date: May 20, 2012 01:08PM

The bigger question is what happened to Little Lotta? Did she die of diabetes?
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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: The Watcher ()
Date: May 20, 2012 01:43PM

uh, yes Wrote:
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> puh-lease........we don't go by the dumb cartoon.
> that's not in the comic book continuity. come on.

What continuity? DC has changed its universe continuity more times that I change my shorts. Now Superman wears jeans. Give me break! Superman could throw Thor into the sun and Thor would be burned to crisp. Superman wouldn't. Contest OVER!

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Lee J. Cobb ()
Date: May 20, 2012 03:19PM

Lee J. Cobb could beat Superman

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Re: Superman vs Thor
Posted by: Cyborg Superman ()
Date: May 20, 2012 06:55PM

remember when Superman died and came back as four different Supermans? Cyborg Superman, Superboy (the gay early 90's version), Energy Superman, and ......other Superman? That was really lame.


and then Superman got split in two---Red Superman and Blue Superman. And that also stunk.


Superman stinks.

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