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Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Journal of Infectious Diseases ()
Date: May 09, 2012 10:56PM

We know that reusing grocery bags is gross and disgusting, but now there is scientific proof that they can make you sick or even kill you.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_REUSABLE_BAG_VIRUS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-05-09-17-26-27

How long before we see warning notices at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods?

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Col. Klink ()
Date: May 10, 2012 12:12PM

Fuck off

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 10, 2012 12:19PM

Lets get a federal regulation in the works.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: That's funny ()
Date: May 10, 2012 02:21PM

Sure, reusing bags may be unhealthy, but it's more important the keep the one-use bags out of the Lorton incinerator.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: R_in_FFX ()
Date: May 10, 2012 04:02PM

.. or one could just wash your bags every few months with oxyclean ..

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: who is responsible ()
Date: May 10, 2012 04:11PM

Obama is blaming rich people and Romney for this as we speak

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: K. Lepto ()
Date: May 10, 2012 04:46PM

Not washing your hands after going to the bathroom is also gross and disgusting and can actually kill you too.... so should we outlaw hands?

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: May 10, 2012 05:08PM

or just dont use a reusable grocery bag



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/10/2012 05:08PM by Hay Zeus.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Djuio ()
Date: May 11, 2012 01:17AM

Yes, somehow this is Bush's fault.

Next time one of those clerks tries to sell me a reusable bag I am going to mention this article.

I like my disposable bags.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: The One and Only, Late, Great Mister Heston ()
Date: May 11, 2012 02:17AM

Reusable grocery bags don't kill people, baceria on the handles of the bags do.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: nwo ()
Date: May 17, 2012 11:43PM

The government only wants you to be able to understand the danger of these multi-use items. So that you will be de-sensitized to this issue when we take the recycled money bills being used in today's markets out of circulation. Having the bionmetric mark on your person in order to make daily transactions will be much more efficient, and healther. This in turn will save us all debt by reducing those medical expenses that arise out of the archaic practices now in use.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Lea Thompson ()
Date: May 18, 2012 04:49AM

What about the baskets at grocery stores? Looks like they never clean them things.

and do you put foodstuffs in the kidddie seating area of a shopping cart?
poppy blasts

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Alb Gore ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:07AM

Might this be why obese, chainsmoking, tree-hugging leftwing vegan greenies are always so sickly?

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 18, 2012 07:27AM

we never had this problem when they had regular paper bags, y'know.............

recycled paper bags are DEFINATELY the way to go

but companies dont wanna go that way cause it costs them $$$$$

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: May 18, 2012 08:22AM

Paper money is a LOT dirtier than paper bags. When was the last time you washed your hands after pumping gas at the pump? Trying to sanitize the world is why people have these weak and diseased kids. Get dirty and live longer.

Kids who can't eat a peanut butter sandwich should be put to death before breeding.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: K ()
Date: May 18, 2012 10:59AM

There is a solution to this, and that is called putting them in the washing machine! No plastic waste, no sickness!

Holy shit, but you are an idiot.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: Rabble! ()
Date: May 18, 2012 11:02AM

Priapus Wrote:
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> Paper money is a LOT dirtier than paper bags. When
> was the last time you washed your hands after
> pumping gas at the pump? Trying to sanitize the
> world is why people have these weak and diseased
> kids. Get dirty and live longer.
>
> Kids who can't eat a peanut butter sandwich should
> be put to death before breeding.

Yeah! We should make them wear a peanut shaped badge on their chest so we know who they are in the mean time.

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: The Esso Tiger ()
Date: May 18, 2012 06:15PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> When
> was the last time you washed your hands after
> pumping gas at the pump?

Well, I have actually pissed on a gas pump handle after
pumping. Put -that- tiger in your tank!

Only in Fairfax!

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Re: Outlaw Reusable Grocery Bags!
Posted by: another tournament in the distant past ()
Date: May 18, 2012 07:22PM

if Johnny had passed on a reusable bag to Ali, he might have just had a chance to kick Ralph Machio's butt in the finals. instead of sweep the leg, Kreese should've said "share the bag".

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