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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 09, 2016 07:52AM

Imagine there's no Spewak
It's easy if you try

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 09, 2016 08:18AM

I don't want any bodily fluids in my laundry. That's why I wear Depends™.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 09, 2016 08:37AM

Where did that loser peekza go? Hopefully we ran him off.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:18AM

I know Musicologist Spewak will go on about George Martin and 80% of it will be wrong.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rush Revere ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:27AM

dr.smith Wrote:
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> the pic is of two different women. different jaw
> line, eyebrows, upper lip,. the woman on the right
> is a dom. ton's of pics online ,NOT omeara's
> spawn.


I'm only claiming she did a STINT as a dom

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:31AM

Cary: When I left to go dog-walking this morning, Robb was furiously surfing for what respected authorities had said about Martin. He said, "Just like in school, if I rephrase things slightly, it's not plagiarism." Then he closed his laptop, and said, "Screw it, I'll just wing it with my own knowledge. I'm the musicologist of the show."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 09, 2016 09:32AM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Where did that loser peekza go? Hopefully we ran
> him off.

It just gets better and better every single time you do it.

In other news, seems like George Martin was a pretty cool guy and I agree that Fatt Rob will ruin it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: For us ()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:20AM

Rush Revere Wrote:
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> dr.smith Wrote:
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> > the pic is of two different women. different
> jaw
> > line, eyebrows, upper lip,. the woman on the
> right
> > is a dom. ton's of pics online ,NOT omeara's
> > spawn.
>
>
> I'm only claiming she did a STINT as a dom

You're an idiot. Your photo evidence is bullshit. Go post your fan fiction somewhere else.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Tuesday Highlights ()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:23AM

Mike's sister has been doing all the legwork in getting their mom to and from the hospital for emergency care. Leave it to Mike to pat himself on the back for expressing his appreciation to his sister for all her efforts. It's nice they can share the load.

Mike only brings up his mother's health as one of his excuses for not getting Robb a birthday present.

Apparently drunk Mike isn't the only one who breaks technological devices. How does Carla break the cord on a phone charger within 3 months of receipt? She's not as high functioning an alcoholic as we all assumed.

Mike sodomized a grapefruit for the viewing audience. I'm sure Todd Hess had his trousers around his ankles. It sounded like Carla enjoyed it, too.

I do have to agree with Robb and Mike about handkerchiefs. People sneezing into their sleeves is about the grossest thing there is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hello dere ()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:29AM

For us Wrote:
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
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> > dr.smith Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > the pic is of two different women. different
> > jaw
> > > line, eyebrows, upper lip,. the woman on the
> > right
> > > is a dom. ton's of pics online ,NOT omeara's
> > > spawn.
> >
> >
> > I'm only claiming she did a STINT as a dom
>
> You're an idiot. Your photo evidence is bullshit.
> Go post your fan fiction somewhere else.

Being humor-impaired is no laughing matter.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:14AM

Congratulations My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives! Page 730 Four Days Ahead Of Schedule! Thanks For All Your Hard Work It Is Appreciated.

~SLV~ 6:17 AM / 61° F
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:15AM

730...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:18AM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Imagine there's no Spewak
> It's easy if you try


yesssssssssssssssssss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:18AM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Where did that loser peekza go? Hopefully we ran
> him off.


I've been right here all along

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:19AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I know Musicologist Spewak will go on about George
> Martin and 80% of it will be wrong.


Christmas in March

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:20AM

Rush Revere Wrote:
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>
> I'm only claiming she did a STINT as a dom


niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rush Revere ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:22AM

For us Wrote:
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dr.smith Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > the pic is of two different women. different
> > jaw
> > > line, eyebrows, upper lip,. the woman on the
> > right
> > > is a dom. ton's of pics online ,NOT omeara's
> > > spawn.
> >
> >
> > I'm only claiming she did a STINT as a dom
>
> You're an idiot. Your photo evidence is bullshit.
> Go post your fan fiction somewhere else.


Hahaha! The STINT comment was supposed to be a callback to Mike saying he did a "stint" on Don and Mike.

No--the dom isn't LFF's daughter. My photo "evidence" is nowhere near as solid as the various slogans painted on LFF's garage door or signs in front of his FLA home. Sorry for making TMOS related jokes on this board - -I'll leave the serious business of show to you and Thickness.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rush Lee Bailey ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:31AM

For us Wrote:
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> Rush Revere Wrote:
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> > dr.smith Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
>
>
> You're an idiot. Your photo evidence is bullshit.
> Go post your fan fiction somewhere else.

I spoke too soon! Just came across new "evidence"
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:38AM

Rush Lee Bailey Wrote:
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> For us Wrote:
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> > Rush Revere Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > dr.smith Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> >
> >
> > You're an idiot. Your photo evidence is
> bullshit.
> > Go post your fan fiction somewhere else.
>
> I spoke too soon! Just came across new "evidence"


yesssssiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:38AM

Rush Revere Wrote:
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> For us Wrote:
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> > Rush Revere Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > dr.smith Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > the pic is of two different women.
> different
> > > jaw
> > > > line, eyebrows, upper lip,. the woman on
> the
> > > right
> > > > is a dom. ton's of pics online ,NOT
> omeara's
> > > > spawn.
> > >
> > >
> > > I'm only claiming she did a STINT as a dom
> >
> > You're an idiot. Your photo evidence is
> bullshit.
> > Go post your fan fiction somewhere else.
>
>
> Hahaha! The STINT comment was supposed to be a
> callback to Mike saying he did a "stint" on Don
> and Mike.
>
> No--the dom isn't LFF's daughter. My photo
> "evidence" is nowhere near as solid as the various
> slogans painted on LFF's garage door or signs in
> front of his FLA home. Sorry for making TMOS
> related jokes on this board - -I'll leave the
> serious business of show to you and Thickness.


I laughed

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary's Dirty Starfish ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:48AM

Thankfully, Robb has gotten so fat that he couldn't reach me to violate me on his birthday this year. Hey Oscar, STFU about encouraging him to lose weight!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:14PM

The frozen AC unit for which 1) Mike used a flyer coupon for a $59.95 "check-up" and then 2) he (or rather, Carla) had to finance a repair/upgrade?

Listener suggested he check the filter. You know, the thing you should check/replace every 3 months or so? Mike did and discovered it was so full of dust, dirt, etc. that it had buckled and been sucked into the duct or furnace. My guess it had been 5 years. And that might be on the low side.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:24PM

I thought Robb claimed Mike was handy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:40PM

peekza Wrote:
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> I thought Robb claimed Mike was handy

Not nearly as handy as you are with my cock.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:42PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I thought Robb claimed Mike was handy
>
> Not nearly as handy as you are with my cock.


wicked burn

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:45PM

peekza Wrote:
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> I thought Robb claimed Mike was handy

More like Robb gave Mike a handy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:48PM

For those of you complaining you hadn't heard a top ten breakfast cereal list lately, despair no longer! Today's TMOS has what you crave. Mike's indefatigable show prep continues to impress.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: March 09, 2016 02:53PM

peekza Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
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> > > I thought Robb claimed Mike was handy
> >
> > Not nearly as handy as you are with my cock.
>
>
> wicked burn

I'm a medical professional. In addition to the wicked burn you got, you now have eye syphilis. I didn't aim the cream pie very well

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: March 09, 2016 03:07PM

The failcast is doing so well that its' owner can't get home repair financing, but his stay at home wife, out of the workforce for 2+ years and with no known source of income, can.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 09, 2016 03:34PM

Imagine there's no Spewak
it's easy if you try
not a cackling jackass
an ordinary guy

Imagine all the casseroles
living their lives in peace

You hoo ooo
may say I'm a dreamer
but I'm not the only one

I hope one day you will join us
And the crown royal will not be gone

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 03:35PM

#winning

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: March 09, 2016 03:53PM

Mike can't stop mentioning his bored wife's attraction for Bobby Cannavale.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's exes ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:00PM

Women find low self-esteem so hot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: AC DC ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:00PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> The frozen AC unit for which 1) Mike used a flyer
> coupon for a $59.95 "check-up" and then 2) he (or
> rather, Carla) had to finance a repair/upgrade?
>
> Listener suggested he check the filter. You know,
> the thing you should check/replace every 3 months
> or so? Mike did and discovered it was so full of
> dust, dirt, etc. that it had buckled and been
> sucked into the duct or furnace. My guess it had
> been 5 years. And that might be on the low side.


Thank heavens for pre-school. They could have been pulling Mikey's skeleton out of that duct.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Handy Man ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:03PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I thought Robb claimed Mike was handy
>
> More like Robb gave Mike a handy.


Technically, it's not a handy if you can only get a grip with your thumb and index finger.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:05PM

AC DC Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The frozen AC unit for which 1) Mike used a
> flyer
> > coupon for a $59.95 "check-up" and then 2) he
> (or
> > rather, Carla) had to finance a repair/upgrade?
>
> >
> > Listener suggested he check the filter. You
> know,
> > the thing you should check/replace every 3
> months
> > or so? Mike did and discovered it was so full
> of
> > dust, dirt, etc. that it had buckled and been
> > sucked into the duct or furnace. My guess it
> had
> > been 5 years. And that might be on the low
> side.
>
>
> Thank heavens for pre-school. They could have been
> pulling Mikey's skeleton out of that duct.

ahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Show Prepster ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:12PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> For those of you complaining you hadn't heard a
> top ten breakfast cereal list lately, despair no
> longer! Today's TMOS has what you crave. Mike's
> indefatigable show prep continues to impress.

Mike gets a pass on show prep one day a week when his mom has a health scare. That leaves two or three days a week when he has to prep, depending on 'technical difficulties' precluding his show participation.

I think his Comcast problems are just an excuse to justify his frequent absences. If he really cared, he could call in on their brand new phone line that the intern mentions in her promos.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The A/C Man Rings Twice ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:17PM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> The failcast is doing so well that its' owner
> can't get home repair financing, but his stay at
> home wife, out of the workforce for 2+ years and
> with no known source of income, can.


When it comes to expensive home repairs, Mike and Carla have an open marriage.

Anything to keep Mike from making 401K early withdrawals.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Imagineer ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:19PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Imagine there's no Spewak
> it's easy if you try
> not a cackling jackass
> an ordinary guy
>
> Imagine all the casseroles
> living their lives in peace
>
> You hoo ooo
> may say I'm a dreamer
> but I'm not the only one
>
> I hope one day you will join us
> And the crown royal will not be gone

The Beatles themselves couldn't have penned better lyrics.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 09, 2016 04:37PM

^^^ thump thump thump ^^^

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike sez ()
Date: March 09, 2016 05:18PM

Mike related yesterday he's got just 4 apps on his phone: photos, calendar, clock and flashlight. Apps vs. widgets distinction aside, he should "get" however, because he pitches it often (including yesterday) that the "TMOS App" is yes, an app. Apparently, he doesn't have it, notwithstanding that he later claimed in his promo that he listens to TMOS in his car using the app. Riiiiiiight.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cake and Cookies Cockup ()
Date: March 09, 2016 05:21PM

Imagineer Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> > Imagine there's no Spewak
> > it's easy if you try
> > not a cackling jackass
> > an ordinary guy
> >
> > Imagine all the casseroles
> > living their lives in peace
> >
> > You hoo ooo
> > may say I'm a dreamer
> > but I'm not the only one
> >
> > I hope one day you will join us
> > And the crown royal will not be gone
>
> The Beatles themselves couldn't have penned better
> lyrics.

[Add Fatt Robb's favorite music drop-in here] "The Beatles!!!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:26PM

TMOS is .... something Wrote:
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> Mike can't stop mentioning his bored wife's
> attraction for Bobby Cannavale.


Except he's so stupid he pronounces it "Carnivalie".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 09, 2016 10:41PM

That's the only thing I think is funny about the show anymore, how utterly stupid the three of them are. They are dumb as fucking bricks.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:05PM

Minute 39-40 hit a new low. Describing business cards from nobodies on an audio show. Maybe this'll be the next spin-off: "Two Fatt Men Describing Business Cards".

My personal favorite Beatles song is Helen Wheels.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:20AM

The Klubber's get it. I mean I guess they do. Can you imagine, (there's that word again), a guy in your office saying: "Hey you gotta hear this!", and it's a couple morons discussing business cards?
I would never speak to that person again.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:44AM

I've had this happen twice so far.

A coworker saw the TMOS logo on my phone when I was listening to the show:

"What podcast is that?"
"Well, it's called The Mike O'Meara Show."
"Oh! I remember that guy from Don and Mike! Is it good? I used to love that show."
"No. It's terrible. Don't even bother. Really bad."

I can't imagine actually recommending this shit to anyone.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 10, 2016 01:49AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> That's the only thing I think is funny about the
> show anymore, how utterly stupid the three of them
> are. They are dumb as fucking bricks.

Ever see one of those bricks with three holes in it?

You could fuck a brick if you had to.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 10, 2016 01:56AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I've had this happen twice so far.
>
> A coworker saw the TMOS logo on my phone when I
> was listening to the show:
>
> "What podcast is that?"
> "Well, it's called The Mike O'Meara Show."
> "Oh! I remember that guy from Don and Mike! Is it
> good? I used to love that show."
> "No. It's terrible. Don't even bother. Really
> bad."
>
> I can't imagine actually recommending this shit to
> anyone.

A friend of mine heard me listening one day. He said, "Why are they laughing? Nothing is happening that is funny." Truer words.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Madd Skillzz ()
Date: March 10, 2016 02:40AM

Hey, you have to look classy if you're going to emcee a middle school talent show.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: While My Wife Gently Weeps ()
Date: March 10, 2016 02:43AM

Yes, she's begging listeners for charity, but did I mention I can tie a bow tie?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 10, 2016 03:05AM

You could literally, hand to God, put that pic with caption like "Mongo shits himself everyday, Please Help!" And who would know he wasn't retarded?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak Eat Paint ()
Date: March 10, 2016 06:29AM

That is the funniest thing I've read here the past few weeks.
Cuz it's true!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: March 10, 2016 09:36AM

Madd Skillzz Wrote:
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> Hey, you have to look classy if you're going to
> emcee a middle school talent show.

Now, as a bow tie wearer, it is true that the perfect bow tie is slightly imperfect.


But there's a limit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 10, 2016 09:43AM

Those plaque-encrusted teeth.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:15AM

It's like he brushes his teeth with shit

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS audiophile ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:18AM

Yesterday Mike explained everyone's fascination with music: it's all about SOUND!

Who knew that recording studios manipulate recordings to get music to sound better? Thanks for dumbing things down for us, Mike. We can't all be broadcast engineers.

I can't wait until Robb deconstructs the songs of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Hint: it involves speed. Spoiler alert!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bow Tie Office Guy' ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:27AM

You know how guys that regularly wear bow ties are super annoying and the bow tie is yet another affectation that they inflict on their office?

LPS is what happens when that guy has no marketable skill and gets hammered nightly

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:46AM

TMOS audiophile Wrote:
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> Yesterday Mike explained everyone's fascination
> with music: it's all about SOUND!
>
> Who knew that recording studios manipulate
> recordings to get music to sound better? Thanks
> for dumbing things down for us, Mike. We can't all
> be broadcast engineers.
>
> I can't wait until Robb deconstructs the songs of
> Alvin and the Chipmunks. Hint: it involves speed.
> Spoiler alert!

Sadly, he has actually already done that. And a couple weeks ago we were treated to the fact the if you CHANGE THE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING NOTES IN A PIECE OF MUSIC it sounds different. That's how there's more than one piece of music you Fatt Asshole.

I kind of shook my head when Fat Drunk Baby interrupted to say that yesterday too. I would rather have a beer with Hitler than Mike O'Meara. It would be less annoying. I would like to hear an Audio Vault devoted to Music for the Deaf. If I had my way you would get one full kudo for calling Fuckwaddle out on his nonsense.

It bears repeating: For a 2 and a half year old (FUCK MONTHS) it's not pre-school, it's storage. And doesn't Fatt Rob look like someone you'd want to keep your kids away from? As in Tunisia away? But I guess li'l Jabril has aged out of the program.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:50AM

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:55AM

We want you to have a beer with Hitler also, Avraham

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 10, 2016 12:40PM

If only Hitler were alive and a guest on Political Persuasions. Mike would hector, "Lassen Sie sich nicht "wonky" auf mich, Adolph!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Douche ()
Date: March 10, 2016 01:26PM

Before Ed Hardy shirts and fedoras worn by men under 70, the ultimate douchebag move was to wear a bow tie as part of your daily attire. I, for one, would never brag about my ability to tie a bow tie while proving myself wholly incapable of providing for my family.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 10, 2016 02:10PM

Spewak could be Political Persuasions' Tucker Carlson.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: March 10, 2016 03:33PM

I figured she would already be "happy" being married to an entertainer and all......

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: March 10, 2016 04:37PM

Mike takes his kid to the ER with no shoes.

Kids allergic to everything....bad start to a spoiled life.

Mike chides a nurse about being overweight. Mike is a 2X????? LOL

At least Blobb admits to being a 4X.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 10, 2016 05:29PM

Based on the above post I would say Mike's totally detached from reality.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 10, 2016 05:34PM

Perhaps if the mother wasn't a lush the kid would have developed an immune system.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 10, 2016 05:42PM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> Mike takes his kid to the ER with no shoes.
>
> Kids allergic to everything....bad start to a
> spoiled life.
>
> Mike chides a nurse about being overweight. Mike
> is a 2X????? LOL
>
> At least Blobb admits to being a 4X.

Mike blames his recent house guests (Jerky and his moll, Carla's mom, his daughter and her friends) for bringing sickness to him and his child. His son's hives? Yeah, right, Mike.

Can someone in Ft. Myers refer him to a medical facility with slim nurses, please?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Truth JHurrts ()
Date: March 10, 2016 07:13PM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:

>
> Can someone in Ft. Myers refer him to a medical
> facility with slim nurses, please?

Why? He would just creep them out with his "I know I'm old enough to be your father but you're so HOT" speech so that they would never want to deal with anyone associated with him, no matter how close to death. The cute hot slim nurse would hand him off to the old fat grandmotherly nurse who doesn't have to deal with Dear Eater's shenanigans.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:19PM

I think Fuckwaddle probably owns a 2X shirt. I'm a 3X, bigger than El Spic but smaller and taller than Fuckwaddle. I don't believe clothing should be skintight and it's more comfortable movementwise; also hides my belly or that's what I tell myself.

Two Fatt people stories this week. Wonder if it's a backdoor Fatt Rob intervention? Sounds like a sex act.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Former Fattie ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:23PM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> Mike takes his kid to the ER with no shoes.
>
> Kids allergic to everything....bad start to a
> spoiled life.
>
> Mike chides a nurse about being overweight. Mike
> is a 2X????? LOL
>
> At least Blobb admits to being a 4X.

Mike's diet must be working. He's beginning to insult more and more of his fellow burn victims. Cue the fart sounds!

It must be killing Mike that he is now covered for medical, but he still has to go to the ER because the premiums are brutal and he can't meet the deductibles without using the 401k ATM. He's just now finding out that appointments must be scheduled months in advance because he's moved to the elephants' graveyard of retirees that is Florida. When everyone's covered, everyone waits.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Party Favor ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:28PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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>
> Two Fatt people stories this week. Wonder if it's
> a backdoor Fatt Rob intervention? Sounds like a
> sex act.

Sounds like Robb's birthday present.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Phillip ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:45PM

So the kid has allergies. Let's noodle this through.

Mike's A/C is 24 yrs old. I would be willing to bet that he has never replaced the air filter.

Said filter recently collapsed under its own weight, which probably dislodged decades' worth of Mike's shart particles, which were reintroduced back into the ventilation system.

My recommendation would be to burn that house to the ground and salt the earth so that nothing ever grows there again. And periodically inspect the wildlife in the area for abnormal mutations.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:53PM

Has Mike blamed the ac repair guy, that he hasn't hired yet, for his ac breaking down? Probably won't pay him because of that too!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Kutev ()
Date: March 10, 2016 08:58PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> I'm a 3X, bigger than El Spic but smaller
> and taller than Fuckwaddle. I don't believe
> clothing should be skintight and it's more
> comfortable movementwise; also hides my belly or
> that's what I tell myself.


No wonder you can't get a date.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: dr.smith ()
Date: March 10, 2016 09:32PM

show prep my ass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 10, 2016 10:55PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> I think Fuckwaddle probably owns a 2X
> shirt. I'm a 3X, bigger than El Spic but smaller
> and taller than Fuckwaddle. I don't believe
> clothing should be skintight and it's more
> comfortable movementwise; also hides my belly or
> that's what I tell myself.
>
> Two Fatt people stories this week. Wonder if it's
> a backdoor Fatt Rob intervention? Sounds like a
> sex act.


Sounds like you need a backdoor intervention. Call peekza.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 10, 2016 11:26PM

dr.smith Wrote:
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> show prep my ass.

Yeahhhh, I would!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rufus Sufur ()
Date: March 11, 2016 12:28AM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> TMOS audiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yesterday Mike explained everyone's fascination
> > with music: it's all about SOUND!
> >
> > Who knew that recording studios manipulate
> > recordings to get music to sound better? Thanks
> > for dumbing things down for us, Mike. We can't
> all
> > be broadcast engineers.
> >
> > I can't wait until Robb deconstructs the songs
> of
> > Alvin and the Chipmunks. Hint: it involves
> speed.
> > Spoiler alert!
>
> Sadly, he has actually already done that. And a
> couple weeks ago we were treated to the fact the
> if you CHANGE THE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING NOTES
> IN A PIECE OF MUSIC it sounds different. That's
> how there's more than one piece of music you Fatt
> Asshole.
>
> I kind of shook my head when Fat Drunk Baby
> interrupted to say that yesterday too. I would
> rather have a beer with Hitler than Mike O'Meara.
> It would be less annoying. I would like to hear
> an Audio Vault devoted to Music for the Deaf. If
> I had my way you would get one full kudo for
> calling Fuckwaddle out on his nonsense.
>
> It bears repeating: For a 2 and a half year old
> (FUCK MONTHS) it's not pre-school, it's storage.
> And doesn't Fatt Rob look like someone you'd want
> to keep your kids away from? As in Tunisia away?
> But I guess li'l Jabril has aged out of the
> program.


Hitler didn't drink.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 11, 2016 12:40AM

nothing says white trash like taking your 31 month old to the hospital shoeless

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 11, 2016 02:01AM

Rufus Sufur Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TMOS audiophile Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Yesterday Mike explained everyone's
> fascination
> > > with music: it's all about SOUND!
> > >
> > > Who knew that recording studios manipulate
> > > recordings to get music to sound better?
> Thanks
> > > for dumbing things down for us, Mike. We
> can't
> > all
> > > be broadcast engineers.
> > >
> > > I can't wait until Robb deconstructs the
> songs
> > of
> > > Alvin and the Chipmunks. Hint: it involves
> > speed.
> > > Spoiler alert!
> >
> > Sadly, he has actually already done that. And
> a
> > couple weeks ago we were treated to the fact
> the
> > if you CHANGE THE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING
> NOTES
> > IN A PIECE OF MUSIC it sounds different.
> That's
> > how there's more than one piece of music you
> Fatt
> > Asshole.
> >
> > I kind of shook my head when Fat Drunk Baby
> > interrupted to say that yesterday too. I would
> > rather have a beer with Hitler than Mike
> O'Meara.
> > It would be less annoying. I would like to
> hear
> > an Audio Vault devoted to Music for the Deaf.
> If
> > I had my way you would get one full kudo for
> > calling Fuckwaddle out on his nonsense.
> >
> > It bears repeating: For a 2 and a half year old
> > (FUCK MONTHS) it's not pre-school, it's storage.
>
> > And doesn't Fatt Rob look like someone you'd
> want
> > to keep your kids away from? As in Tunisia
> away?
> > But I guess li'l Jabril has aged out of the
> > program.
>
>
> Hitler didn't drink.

Well now. I wonder why that's never been published anywhere ever, amirite? It probably explains the failure of the Beer Hall Putsch.
Oh you fucking retard, I'm sorry, oh you poor misguided soul. Neither does Horny Joe Biden but he managed to uncomfortably wedge his way into The Beer Summit with his O'Doul's or whatever. Probably thought it was a once-in-a-lifetime shot at some BBC. You might consider taking a paper.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 11, 2016 05:10AM

Maybe Mike took his kid to the hospital shoeless because it reminded him of the time he built houses for homeless shoeless Haitians...
thump thump thump...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: EsteBAN ()
Date: March 11, 2016 06:26AM

Didn't really have any animosity towards Oscar until I listened to the 3/1 episode of BOAD. Chad was away due to being in Florida and Oscar hosted the show with Eric Nagel. I knew / know Oscar is an entitled douchebag, but he was in overdrive during this episode. Live on TMOS, was constantly interrupting Nagel with buzzwords (trying to sound smart but adding no substance). He seemed to have an "air" about himself the entire show that he was so much better than everyone else in the room, calling the HORDE "rubes". I understand the HORDE is mostly a collection of losers and to bust on them is common, it just came across as arrogant and belittling. Top all of this off with his belief that the average wedding was $100K... Fuck him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Haitian Angel ()
Date: March 11, 2016 07:34AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Maybe Mike took his kid to the hospital shoeless
> because it reminded him of the time he built
> houses for homeless shoeless Haitians...
> thump thump thump...

Those Haitian kids don't realize that they dodged a bullet when Mike talked Carla out of adopting any of them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: White Trasher ()
Date: March 11, 2016 07:48AM

peekza Wrote:
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> nothing says white trash like taking your 31 month
> old to the hospital shoeless


Or parking in a handicapped spot while taking your 31 month old to the hospital shoeless, and complaining about members of the staff.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Haitian My Bankruptcy ()
Date: March 11, 2016 07:54AM

There are people out there who do adopt Haitian kids. They also don't hang out at the Tiki Bar and say "fuck you" to their husband's business associate.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Haitian R Block ()
Date: March 11, 2016 07:56AM

For Carla's sake, I hope Mike has a pension in addition to that 401k, because it sounds like that thing will be drained dry before he can actually retire.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lumped Sumner ()
Date: March 11, 2016 08:00AM

I knew a guy like Mike once. He took his retirement as a lump sum and blew it all in five years on gambling and bourbon. He lost his house and his wife left him. He now sleeps on a friend's couch in some hick town down south. I wonder whose couch Mike will sleep on...Robb's or Oscar's?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: March 11, 2016 08:17AM

Mike was just trying out Jr's next Halloween costume (following on the viral success of Joe Biden) -- Shoeless Joe Jackson.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ddMnJ ()
Date: March 11, 2016 08:24AM

Bourbon and gambling - what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Stink Food ()
Date: March 11, 2016 08:42AM

He is better than those rubes, though. Like, seriously?

EsteBAN Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didn't really have any animosity towards Oscar
> until I listened to the 3/1 episode of BOAD. Chad
> was away due to being in Florida and Oscar hosted
> the show with Eric Nagel. I knew / know Oscar is
> an entitled douchebag, but he was in overdrive
> during this episode. Live on TMOS, was constantly
> interrupting Nagel with buzzwords (trying to sound
> smart but adding no substance). He seemed to have
> an "air" about himself the entire show that he was
> so much better than everyone else in the room,
> calling the HORDE "rubes". I understand the HORDE
> is mostly a collection of losers and to bust on
> them is common, it just came across as arrogant
> and belittling. Top all of this off with his
> belief that the average wedding was $100K... Fuck
> him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: March 11, 2016 09:49AM

White Trasher Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > nothing says white trash like taking your 31
> month
> > old to the hospital shoeless
>
>
> Or parking in a handicapped spot while taking your
> 31 month old to the hospital shoeless, and
> complaining about members of the staff.

Or using walmart as a playground.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 11, 2016 10:18AM

The live stream is fun to watch because they crash every few minutes and have to reboot.

The anger on LFF's face is extreme.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: March 11, 2016 10:19AM

EsteBAN Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didn't really have any animosity towards Oscar
> until I listened to the 3/1 episode of BOAD. Chad
> was away due to being in Florida and Oscar hosted
> the show with Eric Nagel. I knew / know Oscar is
> an entitled douchebag, but he was in overdrive
> during this episode. Live on TMOS, was constantly
> interrupting Nagel with buzzwords (trying to sound
> smart but adding no substance). He seemed to have
> an "air" about himself the entire show that he was
> so much better than everyone else in the room,
> calling the HORDE "rubes". I understand the HORDE
> is mostly a collection of losers and to bust on
> them is common, it just came across as arrogant
> and belittling. Top all of this off with his
> belief that the average wedding was $100K... Fuck
> him.

Do MBA programs tell students to use terms like "price point" and "pain points" during live commercial reads?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Michael Cashmere ()
Date: March 11, 2016 10:27AM

Hi everyone I am Michael. I was linked to this forum through another LGBT forum. Just introducing myself. Will we be having meat and greet soon? So glad to see the gay population in DC alive and well! TTFN

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: March 11, 2016 10:47AM

Stay tuned for the next Mad Fox get-together. You like bikers? You will loooove Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 11, 2016 11:48AM

EsteBAN Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didn't really have any animosity towards Oscar
> until I listened to the 3/1 episode of BOAD. Chad
> was away due to being in Florida and Oscar hosted
> the show with Eric Nagel. I knew / know Oscar is
> an entitled douchebag, but he was in overdrive
> during this episode. Live on TMOS, was constantly
> interrupting Nagel with buzzwords (trying to sound
> smart but adding no substance). He seemed to have
> an "air" about himself the entire show that he was
> so much better than everyone else in the room,
> calling the HORDE "rubes". I understand the HORDE
> is mostly a collection of losers and to bust on
> them is common, it just came across as arrogant
> and belittling. Top all of this off with his
> belief that the average wedding was $100K... Fuck
> him.


You mean he was acting like Chad?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 11, 2016 11:50AM

Haitian Angel Wrote:
-----------------------------------------------------
>
> Those Haitian kids don't realize that they dodged
> a bullet when Mike talked Carla out of adopting
> any of them.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hard Rock Johnny ()
Date: March 11, 2016 12:25PM

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> EsteBAN Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didn't really have any animosity towards Oscar
> > until I listened to the 3/1 episode of BOAD.
> Chad
> > was away due to being in Florida and Oscar
> hosted
> > the show with Eric Nagel. I knew / know Oscar
> is
> > an entitled douchebag, but he was in overdrive
> > during this episode. Live on TMOS, was
> constantly
> > interrupting Nagel with buzzwords (trying to
> sound
> > smart but adding no substance). He seemed to
> have
> > an "air" about himself the entire show that he
> was
> > so much better than everyone else in the room,
> > calling the HORDE "rubes". I understand the
> HORDE
> > is mostly a collection of losers and to bust on
> > them is common, it just came across as arrogant
> > and belittling. Top all of this off with his
> > belief that the average wedding was $100K...
> Fuck
> > him.
>
>
> You mean he was acting like Chad?

BOAD is where Chad goes to pretend he's Ron Bennington. Minus the humor. I guess that makes Oscar the Fez. By that I mean the locked-up Fez of the latter years of R&F.

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