Spewak is a big pussy and sees Asians as "non threatening".

And how much of a dick is someone for making fun of the people that run a restaurant that has been nothing but nice to the crew of the O'Meara show.



Chinese Embassy Wrote:
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> Seriously, what is Spewak's obsession with mocking
> Asians. I'm not Asian, and I have no problem with
> this kind of humor but it is just constant with
> this guy and not even funny. It is just sad.
> Diversify your attempts at being funny.

"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."

I cannot believe it, 210 pages! You are the people that drive me to do a great show every single day, hand to God. These posts make me unhing my jaw, literally.

enzo Wrote:
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> It is still acceptable to make fun of fats and
> losers - thank god.

How about fat losers/twofers?

Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I cannot believe it, 210 pages! You are the
> people that drive me to do a great show every
> single day, hand to God. These posts make me
> unhing my jaw, literally.


go sit on a dick you bloated alcoholic turd

I don't know a lot about all these third and fourth tier sponsors O'Meara has, but I did checkout the sports ticket place. They said they had tickets for an event which were usually $105 for $80. I went to the event website and they were selling tickets for $70 for the same event, in the same seating area. Great sponsor. They are also one of these places like Amazon and ProFlowers where they sell time to everyone. Way to really get out there and sell the product Marc.

210...Semper Fat...

We will need 200 more pages to dredge the bottom of this shit.



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Chronick Ronnick Wrote:
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> I don't know a lot about all these third and
> fourth tier sponsors O'Meara has, but I did
> checkout the sports ticket place. They said they
> had tickets for an event which were usually $105
> for $80. I went to the event website and they
> were selling tickets for $70 for the same event,
> in the same seating area. Great sponsor. They
> are also one of these places like Amazon and
> ProFlowers where they sell time to everyone. Way
> to really get out there and sell the product Marc.

Send an email to each of his sponsors telling them how you can't believe they would be on such a racist show. Racist trumps unfunny, and yesterday's show and Robb's constant "Chinaman" schtick is racist. Hit him in the wallet.

Oncor O'Meara Wrote:
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> Chronick Ronnick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't know a lot about all these third and
> > fourth tier sponsors O'Meara has, but I did
> > checkout the sports ticket place. They said
> they
> > had tickets for an event which were usually
> $105
> > for $80. I went to the event website and they
> > were selling tickets for $70 for the same
> event,
> > in the same seating area. Great sponsor. They
> > are also one of these places like Amazon and
> > ProFlowers where they sell time to everyone.
> Way
> > to really get out there and sell the product
> Marc.
>
> Send an email to each of his sponsors telling them
> how you can't believe they would be on such a
> racist show. Racist trumps unfunny, and
> yesterday's show and Robb's constant "Chinaman"
> schtick is racist. Hit him in the wallet.

More like "hit him in the spare change."

Robb's racist comments are in violation of Amazon's policies. I suggest those most offended report his use of "Chinamen" to Amazon.

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates/agreement/

Amazonian Lawyer Wrote:
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> Robb's racist comments are in violation of
> Amazon's policies. I suggest those most offended
> report his use of "Chinamen" to Amazon.
>
> https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/gp/associates
> /agreement/

Oh fuck that. It's not that bad. That's the coward's way. Just face the asshole right here. What it is is stupid and boring. I've been listening to this show since long before Don lost his wife. Back then Mike didn't have much to say. Don ran the show and Mike did a voice now and then. Head was the subject of jokes.

There is too much babbling now. It sounds like the fucking View. And Fat Ass sounds like a guy who is pretending to enjoy himself with people he doesn't like. It comes through. The show has just lost all interest. Time to rethink it. Maybe Mike could do more voices - the only thing that he has going.

I predict this show will not exist in a year. I doubt Mike will still exist.

So out of curiousity I went to the Amazon page to see what percentage they would be making on sales. The best you can get is 10%. I would be blown away if they were getting $10,000 in sales a month which is $1000 in their pocket.

Come on Marc get some real commercial sales, Mike has a baby on the way!!!

Does anyone think Kappy (the lady the studio is named after) is paying on a monthly/weekly basis just to keep them rolling?

Whatever happened to their first advertiser, the plastic surgeon? No bang for the buck?

When will we as listeners get the try harder pep talk again or the donate banner returns?

Oscar is on a mission to get something going with this trip to China. He doesn't want to end up like these dudes. I'm sure if he can get anything happening he will be out of TMOS in a New York second. Can you imagine what sort of gigantic douchebag Oscar would be if he had actual success?? haha. He would be unbearable.

So let's discuss the website. WTF! I go there and completely shut down. I have no idea what the hell is going on or where to go. It's a complete mess. They need to completely throw it away and start all over again. Didn't Marc design it? Speaking of Marxc - what experience does Marc have in business management? Does he have a degree in something? What about web design?

Again Mike - you get what you pay for. (play person hitting bong sound)

This show and this group would be MUCH better if they smoked pot. They are so white and so square. Goddamn they are silly and frilly and a complete fucking waste of time. I listen now only when I take a nap. If you want to hear a podcast that is sort of like Don on acid with a guy smoking pot during the show and talking with his young side kick - check out 'The Church of What's Happening Now with Joey Coco Diaz'. On iTunes. He's a Jersey character who has done some time. It's like having an interesting and funny cell mate as you are doing a dime for the State. This guy brings the shit, man.

On sunDEE, I had mimosas at brunch where my daughters worked. This turned into grand marnier. I called Jimmy, and it turned into Jameson Irish Whiskey. We decided to hit the town on Easter sunDEE! All bars were closed we find one that is open and rockin' "I order my little short glass, which they give me in a tall glass, cause they know me there, and it's uh, uh, um, uh, it's a big pour and a dangerous pour."

Overserved Mike Wrote:
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> On sunDEE, I had mimosas at brunch where my
> daughters worked. This turned into grand marnier.
> I called Jimmy, and it turned into Jameson Irish
> Whiskey. We decided to hit the town on Easter
> sunDEE! All bars were closed we find one that is
> open and rockin' "I order my little short glass,
> which they give me in a tall glass, cause they
> know me there, and it's uh, uh, um, uh, it's a big
> pour and a dangerous pour."


Jesus that says it all!!

Good parenting

I am behind on listening to my TMOS backlog, mainly because it's just not good. I listened to a show yesterday in which Mike read an email exchange on Facebook (zzzzz) with a listener who critiqued Mike's motorcycle advice. First, nobody seemed to really know "If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride" really meant. Mike seemed flumuxed and needed Marc and Buzz (known motorocycle enthusiasts) to help him out with an explaination. Then Mike rips into the emailer saying how he has never ever criticized someone for the bike they ride and he always welcomes people with all types of bikes. Of course he is forgetting about when he ripped RJ for showing up with a 3-wheeled Spyder and how stupid those bikes were. Other than that, he has never been critical. He doesn't remember a story told to him the day before, how can he remember something he said on the show 6-8 mos ago? It's not his fault.

Delores Wrote:
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> I am behind on listening to my TMOS backlog,
> mainly because it's just not good. I listened to
> a show yesterday in which Mike read an email
> exchange on Facebook (zzzzz) with a listener who
> critiqued Mike's motorcycle advice. First, nobody
> seemed to really know "If you don't ride in the
> rain, you don't ride" really meant. Mike seemed
> flumuxed and needed Marc and Buzz (known
> motorocycle enthusiasts) to help him out with an
> explaination. Then Mike rips into the emailer
> saying how he has never ever criticized someone
> for the bike they ride and he always welcomes
> people with all types of bikes. Of course he is
> forgetting about when he ripped RJ for showing up
> with a 3-wheeled Spyder and how stupid those bikes
> were. Other than that, he has never been
> critical. He doesn't remember a story told to him
> the day before, how can he remember something he
> said on the show 6-8 mos ago? It's not his fault.

Life is HARD!!!

i wonder if Don has ever listened to this hot mess and what he thinks of it? Anyone know?

cinerex Wrote:
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> i wonder if Don has ever listened to this hot mess
> and what he thinks of it? Anyone know?


I am sure he has listened and gets regular updates to the show from members of the beach towel club.

I can't imagine he listens and thinks the content is any good, or is impressed by the "amazing" sound quality.

Charley Wrote:
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> cinerex Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i wonder if Don has ever listened to this hot
> mess
> > and what he thinks of it? Anyone know?
>
>
> I am sure he has listened and gets regular updates
> to the show from members of the beach towel club.
>
>
> I can't imagine he listens and thinks the content
> is any good, or is impressed by the "amazing"
> sound quality.

I don't know why a guy who had a 300-pound tumor removed from his career would want to visit with the tumor.

I heard rumbles that my client discussed the pending divorce on a "Raw" episode. Is this true? I've warned him against this until the case is over. Can anyone provide me with information that was discussed on this episode fore I will not pay that Fat Lazy Unentertaining drunk a penny. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance

Never forget - the podcast is leaps and bounds better than the WJFK TMOS. If he tuned into his replacement I'm sure he was mortified.

Hey! Wrote:
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> Delores Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am behind on listening to my TMOS backlog,
> > mainly because it's just not good. I listened
> to
> > a show yesterday in which Mike read an email
> > exchange on Facebook (zzzzz) with a listener
> who
> > critiqued Mike's motorcycle advice. First,
> nobody
> > seemed to really know "If you don't ride in the
> > rain, you don't ride" really meant. Mike
> seemed
> > flumuxed and needed Marc and Buzz (known
> > motorocycle enthusiasts) to help him out with
> an
> > explaination. Then Mike rips into the emailer
> > saying how he has never ever criticized someone
> > for the bike they ride and he always welcomes
> > people with all types of bikes. Of course he
> is
> > forgetting about when he ripped RJ for showing
> up
> > with a 3-wheeled Spyder and how stupid those
> bikes
> > were. Other than that, he has never been
> > critical. He doesn't remember a story told to
> him
> > the day before, how can he remember something
> he
> > said on the show 6-8 mos ago? It's not his
> fault.
>
> Life is HARD!!!

Fan since 1997 Wrote:
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> Never forget - the podcast is leaps and bounds
> better than the WJFK TMOS. If he tuned into his
> replacement I'm sure he was mortified.
>

Not sure I agree with that. The JFK show at least had a LITTLE structure. The failcast is just random farting.

Fan since 1997 Wrote:
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> Never forget - the podcast is leaps and bounds
> better than the WJFK TMOS. If he tuned into his
> replacement I'm sure he was mortified.

That is true, at least now they're not doing terrible interviews or playing lame games with the callers. And there's Oscar to break up the Mike And Robb show a little bit. On the other hand, I feel like the podcast might be getting worse with more and more Robb and Mike's seemingly growing ego, bully streak and denial. At a minimum, it's not improving.

I really believed the fraudcast format would better suit these guys because it would force them to focus and stay on point. Boy, do I feel stupid now. You would think if you gave them more time, they would be more unfocused but they somehow found a way to just flail around for an hour. Goes to show what having a PD will do for you.

With Oscar gone for what, 2 weeks, Robb will overcompensate and the show will be unbearable, watch.

Also I think with Oscar gone there will be fights and frankly I don't care to hear it.

I'm taking a hiatus in watching/listening until Oscar gets back and just keep an eye on this thread for reports on stuff, if interesting enough I'll dl.

So keep me posted guys, thanks.

Do yourself a favor and skip the first 9 minutes of the show.


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April 3, 2013 at 12:34 pm

This “South Korea” opening bit is no good. It was lame yesterday, definitely not vignette material, as low as that bar may be.

Ronick's Divorce Lawyer Wrote:
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Fat Lazy Unentertaining drunk

I nominate FLUD as an alternate nickname in case we want a break from LFF sometime.

"I've been in locker rooms all my life." ~ 350 Pound FLUD

at least they keep interrupting oscar during the last bonus show too -- no need to change anything for the paid shit.

not sure i wanna listen when oscar's not there . . . the only one that'll give mike any kinda shit. well, robb will give him a little, but only after mike goes after him first.

poor overweight thin-skinned robb, can't take some ribbing.

from robb:

i've always been the cheery happy guy!

sweet crap -- fat tub of unfunny.

JC Wrote:
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> from robb:
>
> i've always been the cheery happy guy!
>
> sweet crap -- fat tub of unfunny.

The Robb Mobb loves it.

who the hell talks like him??

oscar was telling some story about something that happened YEARS ago, and robb says "i remember this". "this"???????

some kinda messed-up old english wannabe crap or something.

omg you guys are right...now I do like show and its a must for me when I drive home on my commute from DC, but with oscar gone this will mean more time, MUCH MORE time for Robb, and that my friends will be a cluster fuck.

His stupid "he is...", the hysteric cackling at the unfunny, the ass kissing, and the poor imitaition of an unfunny jackie the jokeman will be hard to take for a week and a half of shows.

buzz is trying to talk for probably a minute, but it's taking 5 with all the interruptions. can anyone even imagine how mike and robb would handle being interrupted like that???? it really is just so damn annoying!!

would be great if oscar and buzz would team up against the other 2. start interrupting them, repeating the same shit over and over and OVER again -- now THAT'D be entertaining!!!

Worst Show Ever Alert: Tomorrow both Oscar and Buzz will be out. It'll be the Mike and Robb show, possibly featuring podcast poision, Marc Ronnick.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Worst Show Ever Alert:

that made me lol. sound the alarm!!!!!!

WSEA!!!

I will be tuned in for the WSEA for sure tomorrow to hear the unfunny and hopefully, trainwreck

Please don't give Marc a microphone. He is worse than Robb. Bring back RJ!! Anyone but Marc.

Wow -- stubbled on here looking for a link to something TMOS related. I can not believe you bunch of loosers have spent this much time and bandwidth bad mouthing the Mike O'Meara Show. You don't HAVE to listen. STOP downloading it. Really it is okay to let it go. That is the beauty of Podcasts. I LOVE TMOS, I download and listen daily. I don't care for Adam Carolla, so I don't download him. GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Mike Finn Wrote:
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> Wow -- stubbled on here looking for a link to
> something TMOS related. I can not believe you
> bunch of loosers have spent this much time and
> bandwidth bad mouthing the Mike O'Meara Show. You
> don't HAVE to listen. STOP downloading it.
> Really it is okay to let it go. That is the
> beauty of Podcasts. I LOVE TMOS, I download and
> listen daily. I don't care for Adam Carolla, so I
> don't download him. GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Probably a troll but hoping it's someone who is related to the show-

I'm a fan and I listen everyday. So what, we can't say anything critical against Mike? Do you agree with everything he says? Don't be such a jerkoff.

Mike Finn Wrote:
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> Wow -- stubbled on here looking for a link to
> something TMOS related. I can not believe you
> bunch of loosers have spent this much time and
> bandwidth bad mouthing the Mike O'Meara Show. You
> don't HAVE to listen. STOP downloading it.
> Really it is okay to let it go. That is the
> beauty of Podcasts. I LOVE TMOS, I download and
> listen daily. I don't care for Adam Carolla, so I
> don't download him. GET A FUCKING LIFE!


What's sad is Mike would berate you for your poor grammar and your "community college education". That's your hero.

lolz Wrote:
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> Mike Finn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow -- stubbled on here looking for a link to
> > something TMOS related. I can not believe you
> > bunch of loosers have spent this much time and
> > bandwidth bad mouthing the Mike O'Meara Show.
> You
> > don't HAVE to listen. STOP downloading it.
> > Really it is okay to let it go. That is the
> > beauty of Podcasts. I LOVE TMOS, I download
> and
> > listen daily. I don't care for Adam Carolla, so
> I
> > don't download him. GET A FUCKING LIFE!
>
> Probably a troll but hoping it's someone who is
> related to the show-
>
> I'm a fan and I listen everyday. So what, we can't
> say anything critical against Mike? Do you agree
> with everything he says? Don't be such a jerkoff.

Yeah, that's primo troll. Not even entertaining.

TROLL HARDER!!!

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Worst Show Ever Alert: Tomorrow both Oscar and
> Buzz will be out. It'll be the Mike and Robb show,
> possibly featuring podcast poision, Marc Ronnick.


Good God.

thx for the heads up

Honest to God, the only thing that could save this show is to have RJ come back and start arguing with Fat Ass. Really cutting loose on him for all the shit he has had to take. Cutting into Head, too. RJ has the dirt on everyone and could let it fly. He has nothing to lose. Only real and actual combat against Fat Ass would entertain me at this point. RJ could make Head mad also - always fun. Or, if not that, it would be fun to see Buzz turn on them all. You KNOW he wants to. He could do it, too. Fat Ass would try to talk over him and shout him down, but Buzz could stand up to it I think.



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Just listened to show 737. Buzz was on a his usual gun grab rant. He was describing a shooting where someone used a .22 cal revolver that held 40 rounds. Really Buzz? Imagine for a second exactly what that would look like. What a Dolt!

Robb speaking of Rutgers:

"When supervisors were at rehearsal"......when he meant basketball practice. What a bunch of queens and tools. They are queens and they are also tools because they believe everything that is in the press. The press is often propaganda. Just a group of morons. They should just get back to what they know - drinking and farting. They are ALL both queens and tools.

Robb also said Oscar was going behind the Iron Curtain and visiting Red Square...

wow, friday's show and mike and robb bitching about something on facebook -- does anyone really give a crap about a POST on facebook???? robb is getting all defensive and cackling away like a damn lunatic.

It seems to be the popular opinion on here that Robb's laughter is pretty horrible. While it is definitely not my favorite sound in the world, I think Oscar's is the worst.

Its loud and sounds like a dying goose.

Looking forward to Robb playing the sound bit of Oscar saying BOOOOO two million times in the next two weeks, much like he played out Mel Gibson's HOOOORRAAY till it felt like getting smacked by a sack of oranges every time I heard it.

i'm not bothered by oscar's laugh. robb is constant, and it always seems to be right on the mic . . . annoying as hell.

CHINAMAN!!!

Does anybody know if there's a thread for Elliot in the Morning? I really hate that guy's lack of professionalism and I want to take a break from feeling pity and disgust For LFF.

I think that everyone at TMOS needs to try harder and not necessarily the listeners.

I can not wrap my mind around the fact that Oscar has so much love. He sucks. He has never, ever told a funny joke or funny story...ever. Him being a contrarian, him loving AppleBees...his constant use of the word "schtick"....him constantly referencing Howard Stern without the others knowing about it.

I've had bowel movements funnier then Oscar. He lacks talent. At least Robb can tell a story and keep the words flowing....All Oscar does is fake a laugh, be in denial that he's not as skinny/young/handsome as they keep telling him. I can't wait for the next two weeks while hes not there being a douche.

well, to each his / her own. but, at least you don't hear oscar all that often -- they keep cutting him off!

Where are all these great Robb stories? I can't remember any. "I took my kid wrestling, it was hard to park." "I was the announcer at the talent show." "I sat in my basement and drank whisky while watching old movies." Not exactly thrilling situations.

How awesome would it be if some program director paid the failcast 2x what the make now to be on the radio?

That radio would be awesome.

Especially, if LFF was given a bottle of irish whiskey during each show.

LFF drunkenly complain about having a boss.

Blob(b) endless hearing his voice on the airwaves

Mike Finn Wrote:
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> Wow -- stubbled on here looking for a link to
> something TMOS related. I can not believe you
> bunch of loosers have spent this much time and
> bandwidth bad mouthing the Mike O'Meara Show. You
> don't HAVE to listen. STOP downloading it.
> Really it is okay to let it go. That is the
> beauty of Podcasts. I LOVE TMOS, I download and
> listen daily. I don't care for Adam Carolla, so I
> don't download him. GET A FUCKING LIFE!


Don't you find it at least amusing that you find fault with our critique of the show, yet Mike and Robb love to pontificate on The Today show? They love that show, and as such, feel that criticism is completely valid. As faithful listeners, they KNEW that Ann Currie sucked. As faithful listeners of the TMOS, we KNOW that Robb sucks, that the show is not funny, that the whole thing reeks from a lack of basic professionalism.


I would assume that most of us were fans of the D&M show. Good shows come to an end and we can accept that. Friends was a tv-ratings whore for a decade and it came to an end. And then came the abortion-spinoff called Joey. Well, TMOS is OUR Joey. The only difference is that NBC had the wisdom to pull it off the air after a few episodes. TMOS? 700 episodes of different levels of suck. Do it well, or don't do it at all.

Someone mentioned "boxing" on today's TMOS, triggering another walk down Memory Lane for Mike. Hockey, baseball, golf, swimming... just name a sport; Mike's an expert on all of them.

Does he think we're all blind? That morbidly obese old drunk can't walk to the bathroom without getting winded.

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Someone mentioned "boxing" on today's TMOS,
> triggering another walk down Memory Lane for Mike.
> Hockey, baseball, golf, swimming... just name a
> sport; Mike's an expert on all of them.
>
> Does he think we're all blind? That morbidly obese
> old drunk can't walk to the bathroom without
> getting winded.


To be fair, he is somewhat of an expert on boxing, he didn't blow his knee out eating...

peekza Wrote:
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> Horseradish Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone mentioned "boxing" on today's TMOS,
> > triggering another walk down Memory Lane for
> Mike.
> > Hockey, baseball, golf, swimming... just name a
> > sport; Mike's an expert on all of them.
> >
> > Does he think we're all blind? That morbidly
> obese
> > old drunk can't walk to the bathroom without
> > getting winded.
>
>
> To be fair, he is somewhat of an expert on boxing,
> he didn't blow his knee out eating...

He's an expert on boxing like a punching bag is. Getting your ass kicked doesn't make you an expert on boxing; it makes you a big old fat pussy boy who can't take a punch.

Laaaaaughin, meet sarcasm...

Familiarity really does breed contempt. Every time someone mentions a sport, we know that Mike is going to start talking about how good he is/was at it and start explaining to the listeners what that sport is all about. We see it coming every time but it gets more and more tedious.

Time for Mike to mix things up a little and just let the sports references slide. No one's ever going to believe that he was a real athlete.

It's not limited to sports...He is somewhat of an expert on seemingly everything...Be it charity, politics,travel, entertainment, family,home repair, business...Name it...Just don't ask him to set the clock on his VCR, program a remote or replace the ink in his printer...

The Fraudcast is like a woman's talk program with a heavy laugh track. You can listen to many other much more successful podcasts on iTunes that have very little laughing going on - Norm McDonald, Joe Rogan, Carolla, WTF, Jay Mohr, Tom Green, Joey Diaz. These shows mainly just cover interesting topics and the humor is just a natural part of it. They do not fall down laughing with every little gag. The funniest stuff has no laughing at all.

Jabba was complaining about Head rushing everything with his manic energy, but Jabba does the exact same thing. When they talk, its about installing cable or stuff off the front page of USA Today - shit. Shit with a ponderous laugh track. That's all it is.

peekza Wrote:
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> It's not limited to sports...He is somewhat of an
> expert on seemingly everything...Be it charity,
> politics,travel, entertainment, family,home
> repair, business...Name it...Just don't ask him to
> set the clock on his VCR, program a remote or
> replace the ink in his printer...

And, as evidenced today, don't ask him realize that optical audio cables have a little plastic boot on them. He was ready to return his sound bar because it didn't sound good. It took 5 seconds for the fail crew to figure it wasn't even connected; he tried to jam the covered connector into the socket.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's not limited to sports...He is somewhat of
> an
> > expert on seemingly everything...Be it charity,
> > politics,travel, entertainment, family,home
> > repair, business...Name it...Just don't ask him
> to
> > set the clock on his VCR, program a remote or
> > replace the ink in his printer...
>
> And, as evidenced today, don't ask him realize
> that optical audio cables have a little plastic
> boot on them. He was ready to return his sound bar
> because it didn't sound good. It took 5 seconds
> for the fail crew to figure it wasn't even
> connected; he tried to jam the covered connector
> into the socket.


What a fucking idiot...Radio professional my ass... He can't even hook up a speaker?

yesterday's show was awful. terrible intro. not because it was RFK, but because it was so lazy. easy to just play a track to kill some time.

then the discussion about the audio speaker or whatever. i zoned out during the majority of that crap

Carolla talks about growing up in a shit-shack in North Hollywood, getting into fights with Donald Trump and driving Lambourgini's. LFF talks about his dog shitting on the floor and how much he hates to move his morbidly obese ass. Any wonder nobody gives a shit about the Failcast?

Carolla, What a Feeling Wrote:
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> Carolla talks about growing up in a shit-shack in
> North Hollywood, getting into fights with Donald
> Trump and driving Lambourgini's. LFF talks about
> his dog shitting on the floor and how much he
> hates to move his morbidly obese ass. Any wonder
> nobody gives a shit about the Failcast?


Someone like Donnie G. could tell a 45-minute story about going to the post office, and you'd be laughing your ass off. Carolla's the same way. LFF could get blown by Kate Upton at high noon in Times Square, and he wouldn't be able to hold your attention with the story. Rob(b) would be adding sound effects, and saying, "Who are you?"

DWokkaDwokka Wrote:
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> Carolla, What a Feeling Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Carolla talks about growing up in a shit-shack
> in
> > North Hollywood, getting into fights with
> Donald
> > Trump and driving Lambourgini's. LFF talks
> about
> > his dog shitting on the floor and how much he
> > hates to move his morbidly obese ass. Any
> wonder
> > nobody gives a shit about the Failcast?
>
>
> Someone like Donnie G. could tell a 45-minute
> story about going to the post office, and you'd be
> laughing your ass off. Carolla's the same way.
> LFF could get blown by Kate Upton at high noon in
> Times Square, and he wouldn't be able to hold your
> attention with the story. Rob(b) would be adding
> sound effects, and saying, "Who are you?"


Not only would The Beast's story about Upton be boring, but his account of it would gross me out and make me not want to have sex for a month.

Even Mike's stories were tolerable on D&M, because Don would make some smartass remark or make fun of him while he was telling it. No one is willing to do that anymore.

oc Wrote:
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> Even Mike's stories were tolerable on D&M, because
> Don would make some smartass remark or make fun of
> him while he was telling it. No one is willing to
> do that anymore.


I was listening to "Mike's fat guy suit" on paintyourbaldspot and it is awesome. Don busted Mike's balls so badly for essentially have 0 willpower

would that ever happen on the current show???

lolz Wrote:
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> oc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Even Mike's stories were tolerable on D&M,
> because
> > Don would make some smartass remark or make fun
> of
> > him while he was telling it. No one is willing
> to
> > do that anymore.
>
>
> I was listening to "Mike's fat guy suit" on
> paintyourbaldspot and it is awesome. Don busted
> Mike's balls so badly for essentially have 0
> willpower
>
> would that ever happen on the current show???

Lowell gave Mike a mild jab yesterday about his sweatshirt "What's the size on that sweatshirt? XXXX... X.. X?" To answer the question, the 4XL was too small, but the 5XL is too big and hasn't shrunk.

Followed by 15 minutes of pure jealousy on the part of LFF and Robb, on how they are such authorities on who is good in late night television and how much they think Jimmy Fallon sucks.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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>the 4XL was too small

Are you serious??!

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Lowell gave Mike a mild jab yesterday about his
> sweatshirt "What's the size on that sweatshirt?
> XXXX... X.. X?" To answer the question, the 4XL
> was too small, but the 5XL is too big and hasn't
> shrunk.

Let's do some linear analysis to try and estimate Mike's weight.

I am 190lbs and I wear Large sweatshirts, something like this: http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/CARHARTT-Hooded-Sweatshirt-3UPA3?Pid=search

Note: I am using Grainger because I can easily get shipping weights of the merch.

Mike is XXXlbs and has admitted to wearing a 5XL sweatshirt, something like this: http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/CARHARTT-Hooded-Sweatshirt-3WJA4

Now when compairng the shipping weight we can get a scaling factor, 5.53(5XL)/2.6(L) = 2.13

Therefore, 190lbs * 2.13 = 404.7 lbs

There you have it folks, definitive proof Mike weighs over 400 lbs.

lolz Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lowell gave Mike a mild jab yesterday about
> his
> > sweatshirt "What's the size on that sweatshirt?
> > XXXX... X.. X?" To answer the question, the 4XL
> > was too small, but the 5XL is too big and
> hasn't
> > shrunk.
>
> Let's do some linear analysis to try and estimate
> Mike's weight.
>
> I am 190lbs and I wear Large sweatshirts,
> something like this:
> http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/CARHARTT-Hooded-S
> weatshirt-3UPA3?Pid=search
>
> Note: I am using Grainger because I can easily get
> shipping weights of the merch.
>
> Mike is XXXlbs and has admitted to wearing a 5XL
> sweatshirt, something like this:
> http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/CARHARTT-Hooded-S
> weatshirt-3WJA4
>
> Now when compairng the shipping weight we can get
> a scaling factor, 5.53(5XL)/2.6(L) = 2.13
>
> Therefore, 190lbs * 2.13 = 404.7 lbs
>
> There you have it folks, definitive proof Mike
> weighs over 400 lbs.
I have been saying 380+, but that was assuming he only wore 4XL... 400 pounds is a distinct possibility if 4XL is too small...I am 5-10 and weigh 175 lbs, my waist fits in the neck hole of a 4XL... Therefore, LFF's neck waddle is bigger than my waist...And I am 20 lbs overweight!



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lolz Wrote:
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> yesterday's show was awful. terrible intro. not
> because it was RFK, but because it was so lazy.
> easy to just play a track to kill some time.
>
> then the discussion about the audio speaker or
> whatever. i zoned out during the majority of that
> crap


I felt cheated listening to LFF and Robb muddle through the speaker installation... I f Oscar had been there, we would have heard some world class ball-busting...He would have uttered the two words Mike hates most when it comes to anything tech-related...USER ERROR!!!!!! And Robb is almost as dense...He kept babbling about HDMI...Retard, that is a VIDEO cable with audio included...Why would you not just run fiber to your "audio box"? Why WOULD a speaker have a High-Definition Media Interface? It is an audio product...And then he says to himself, does the TV even have a HDMI Out? Why would it Robb? What would you push video from your TV too? An additional TV? No wonder he is such a shitty board-op, he can't even run cable...

Hey, Mike had a funny story today! He told it poorly, stumbling over his own words as we've come to expect, but it made me laugh!

It helps when the punchline involves Mike publicly humiliated and calling himself a big pussy.

A little more humble pie like this and the show just might survive.

By the way, if you thought the JACK CASSIDY t-shirts were stupid, wait till you hear about Mike's YOGURT MAKER idea.

He really needs to hire some new writers.

Can the opening bits get any worse? I now routinely skip past them to get to the show...what a waste. The April Fools gag was the worse that i can remember.

Good one for Mike's weight on paintyourbald spot: 1/2/2007 - Segment 1

I'm going to take a break from the Fraudcast. I know these guys in and out. I'll still make fun of them here, of course. If Oscar comes back with some stories, I'll listen. If any of them does anything besides get drunk while watching Dancing With The Stars, I might want to know. If you just listen to one good podcast like Joe Rogan or something, you realize you don't have time for this shit.

enzo Wrote:
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> I'm going to take a break from the Fraudcast. I
> know these guys in and out. I'll still make fun
> of them here, of course. If Oscar comes back with
> some stories, I'll listen. If any of them does
> anything besides get drunk while watching Dancing
> With The Stars, I might want to know. If you just
> listen to one good podcast like Joe Rogan or
> something, you realize you don't have time for
> this shit.

Yeah, once you venture outside the former WJFK show podcasts, you quickly find you don't have time for them anymore. Too many high quality shows out there.

I might consider a break too. Back in the day, when D&M would have Lisa Remedy on, the callers hated her and Don would scream "then change the station!" Everytime she came on, I would and it made life less painful. Lately, everytime Oscar fake laughs really loud or says something douchey, I feel physical pain.
Yes, Mike also sucks lately.....talking about snowblowers, baseball, hockey, weight loss, alcohol and even parking spots have made me think this show has been spiralling out of control. Life has a lot of stories, we want those stories and not about Jack Cassidy.
Are any of the D&M Shows available anywhere?

O'Meara, D&M & DJ are has beens. I can't belive people still listen to these guys. They peaked in the early 90s.

Their routines are tired.

It's time for move on and find new to fill the void.

I listened to 3 hours of Joe Rogan and a really smart guest today. Everything I heard was new and fresh information - not available in USA Today and Faux News. Really interesting. No fake laughs. No laugh tracks.

You listen to these idiots at TMOS show and you would think that 4 men could produce something I haven't heard a hundred times. No, just more hockey and shit about Bob Hope. They don't even know what teams are 'rehearsing' in the Final Four. Queens. They talk about Korea as if I don't hear that SHIT all day long. The Beast likes to tell us what a patriot and super hard-ass he is. We get it; you're a bad man. Jesus.

enzo Wrote:
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> I listened to 3 hours of Joe Rogan and a really
> smart guest today. Everything I heard was new and
> fresh information - not available in USA Today and
> Faux News. Really interesting. No fake laughs.
> No laugh tracks.
>
> You listen to these idiots at TMOS show and you
> would think that 4 men could produce something I
> haven't heard a hundred times. No, just more
> hockey and shit about Bob Hope. They don't even
> know what teams are 'rehearsing' in the Final
> Four. Queens. They talk about Korea as if I
> don't hear that SHIT all day long. The Beast
> likes to tell us what a patriot and super hard-ass
> he is. We get it; you're a bad man. Jesus.

Also, they talk about Korea like a 10th grade Social Studies class. It's painfully obvious that none of them have the slightest clue, or have read anything about the situation. This includes Buzz and his cut and paste yahoo news. They spend more time watching the Today Show than any legitimate news source, but you'd never hear them admit it.

It really is amazing how well other people do the casual podcast format when these idiots are flailing so terribly. Almost anything on the SMODcast network is ten times better than the failcast on a good day. The morning zoo schtick is so incredibly played out. The strict format is a recipe for failure: Terrible Open, 2 segments of rambling garbage, even worse audio vault followed by already outdated and poorly presented news. Sprinkle in a bunch of fake laughs, interruptions, and bad audio drops and you have the failcast. Take that ball of crap and tie it to an inept business manager, who seems incapable of getting advertisers beyond affiliate programs or low-rent local businesses, and you have a complete and supreme failure.

The hardest part of getting a podcast going is getting that initial critical mass of listeners. If the product is any good, it'll grow organically. The failcast started with a chunk of the nationwide D&M listener base, but has been unable to increase beyond that seed point. 25K in downloads daily. Maybe that's 15-20K active listeners> Only about one hundred people give enough of a crap to tune in to the live stream. I have no idea about the VIP numbers. 20% 10%? 5%? If 2000 people were paying $100 a year, it seems like they wouldn't whine so much.

Yogurt maker t-shirt? Are you fucking kidding me? Can there be a contest too?

Show me your yogurt maker. What sort of retards are we dealing with?

Fat Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara is fat and annoying.


Why anyone gives any amount of their time to listen to his pointless bullshit is beyond me. I have never been entertained by him. His fat ass almost matches his fat ego.

Don't worry their shipping dept. is so messed up no one will get their shirts anyway!

I'm so far behind now that I just got to #779 “Papal WInd” tonight and I ended up skipping almost all of it. It makes me sad to hear this show being so terrible. I've skipped more than I've listened to lately.

Where's RJ these days? I've always liked when he's on the show.

And whatever happened to Joe Artinger (from the D&M days)? It'd be great for him to do a guest spot on TMOS.

Horsefeathers Wrote:
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> Where's RJ these days? I've always liked when
> he's on the show.
>
> And whatever happened to Joe Artinger (from the
> D&M days)? It'd be great for him to do a guest
> spot on TMOS.

Slow Joe Ardinger is on Don's show in Sacramento.

Horsefeathers Wrote:
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> Where's RJ these days? I've always liked when
> he's on the show.
>
> And whatever happened to Joe Artinger (from the
> D&M days)? It'd be great for him to do a guest
> spot on TMOS.


They have alluded to RJ driving cross country with his son to Oregon or Washington State where RJ Jr. is planning on starting some type of weed related business. I don't know if that means RJ is currently unemployed, or just taking some time off.