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American's can't eat out
Posted by: usermae_44 ()
Date: March 03, 2012 08:26PM

so my lady friend from Italy came to town this week. She was feeling naughty and wanted to have a little fun so she found some people to eat her pussy. She was appalled to find out that Americans are the sloppiest when it comes to giving oral sex. Italians are very neat and organized when it comes to this stuff. Now keep in mind these people were college educated so I just wanted to point that out.

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Re: American's can't eat out
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: March 03, 2012 08:37PM

That's stupid.

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Re: American's can't eat out
Posted by: Pussy Eating Brother ()
Date: March 03, 2012 08:40PM

You knew better and kept her away from the brothers. If you make that mistake she won't be your lady anymore and won't go back to Italy. You weak tongue and pencil dick white boys are a waste. We brother beat up and ruin some pussy.

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Re: American's can't eat out
Posted by: white boy with issues ()
Date: March 04, 2012 06:04PM

usermae_44 Wrote:
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> so my lady friend from Italy came to town this
> week. She was feeling naughty and wanted to have
> a little fun so she found some people to eat her
> pussy. She was appalled to find out that
> Americans are the sloppiest when it comes to
> giving oral sex. Italians are very neat and
> organized when it comes to this stuff. Now keep
> in mind these people were college educated so I
> just wanted to point that out.


I met an Italian girl a few years ago with a similar complaint about my performance. Do you think this website gives good advice?
http://www.cunnilingustutor.com/eat-pussy.shtml

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Re: American's can't eat out
Posted by: been to italy ()
Date: March 04, 2012 07:14PM

The difference between Italian men and Italian women is the women have the better mustaches.

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Re: American's can't eat out
Posted by: sbdr ()
Date: March 04, 2012 08:23PM

been to italy Wrote:
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> The difference between Italian men and Italian
> women is the women have the better mustaches.

Shut up and eat!

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