Re: Off-topic Mad Libs
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Date: March 02, 2012 04:15PM
Chris Gaines Wrote:
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> _Schlongs_ FFXUers Play Wrote:
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It seems that there are a number of _bitches_ who _molest_ the anonymity of the forum and _fist_ solely with the intention of _convincing_ and _videotaping_ other forum users to _masturbate_ angrily,also known as _"lizzie syndrome"_.
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Since _pooping_ is not a prohibited act on Fairfax Underground, what are some good strategies for reducing _lizzie's girth_ on FFXU?
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> > The most effective strategy would be to simply _liposunction_ the _fat fuck_. However, there always seem to be people who cannot help but respond to a _lizzie_ post. (This seems to be a variation on the "_Mr. Misery_ Dilemma" from game theory, with people _farting_ respond acting as "defectors".)
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The second strategy is to clearly _insist_ that a post is a _lizzie turd nugget_, and calmly explain why the post is a _stinker _and how the user is _ghey_. This
does play into the _bowels_ of the troll by causing a response, but it's not a desirable one because it's a _farty__ _smell_, directed not so
much to the original poster as to those who might otherwise _wank off_ to the _post_.
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What are some other possible strategies to reduce__douchebaggery_ on FFXU?