someone kill graham cracker NOW he is NOT a new poster but is pretending to be one

Wot?

gram is friskydingo

Wot's 'at?

u

Gobshite...

Kill me?

WHY?

What have I done?

Doz it even mat'ah, mate? They're comin' fer ya now. Not much ya can do but sit back an' wait.

Make yerself a nice cuppa tea, maybe.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2012 02:04AM by Ding an sich.

wood jew loke a spot o' tee?

Ding an sich Wrote:
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> Doz it even mat'ah, mate? They're comin' fer ya
> now. Not much ya can do but sit back an' wait.

They're coming for me? How many of them are there?

> Make yerself a nice cuppa tea, maybe.

No, can't have caffeine at this hour. I think I'll just sit here and watch the lesbian scene from the movie Gia.

GRAM IS MISTER MUSSIORIERRY OH MY GERRRRRRRRD

graham Wrote:
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> Ding an sich Wrote:
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> > Doz it even mat'ah, mate? They're comin' fer ya
> > now. Not much ya can do but sit back an' wait.
>
> They're coming for me? How many of them are
> there?


There's about 13.5 of 'em. Be careful. They're likely all armed with nothing more than blunderbusses, but don't you dare underestimate them. Best of luck.

Now my left labia is peeling off

talkin' about yer foreskin, mate?

You enjoi teeling mi sekrets font yob?

Whit aer ya tawkin' aboot?

Ding an sich Wrote:
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> graham Wrote:
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> > Ding an sich Wrote:
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> > > Doz it even mat'ah, mate? They're comin' fer
> ya
> > > now. Not much ya can do but sit back an'
> wait.
> >
> > They're coming for me? How many of them are
> > there?
>
>
> There's about 13.5 of 'em. Be careful. They're
> likely all armed with nothing more than
> blunderbusses, but don't you dare underestimate
> them. Best of luck.

I'm a rational person, so I'll invite the gang inside for a sit down.
I'm sure we'll all get on splendidly. I'll show them my coin collection.

13.5 you say?

Hot diggity damn graham is miz!

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RaInBoW SpArKlEls!

john Mosby Wrote:
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> GRAM IS MISTER MUSSIORIERRY OH MY GERRRRRRRRD


What is this suppose to mean? Are you referring to me?

Well fuck me sideways up a hill batthman! I hate when I get cum and boogers on my keyboard

lulz bathman?

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> >
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> > > > Doz it even mat'ah, mate? They're comin'
> fer
> > ya
> > > > now. Not much ya can do but sit back an'
> > wait.
> > >
> > > They're coming for me? How many of them are
> > > there?
> >
> >
> > There's about 13.5 of 'em. Be careful. They're
> > likely all armed with nothing more than
> > blunderbusses, but don't you dare underestimate
> > them. Best of luck.
>
> I'm a rational person, so I'll invite the gang
> inside for a sit down.
> I'm sure we'll all get on splendidly. I'll show
> them my coin collection.
>
> 13.5 you say?


Rational as ya might be, yer not used ta dealin' with these sort'a people. They aren't in'trested in negotiatin'.

And good luck findin' yerself some propa seatin' fer that midget. He's a nasty bloke, and doe'dn't take too kindly to improperly sized furnishings.

graham Wrote:
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> > GRAM IS MISTER MUSSIORIERRY OH MY GERRRRRRRRD
>
>
> What is this suppose to mean? Are you referring to
> me?


y0 n@m3 !$ n0t gr@m

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> And good luck findin' yerself some propa seatin'
> fer that midget. He's a nasty bloke, and doe'dn't
> take too kindly to improperly sized furnishings.


A midget?

I've never met a real live midget; I've only seen them in movies, like the Wizard of Oz.

How exciting! Does he have a high pitched voice? Can he do any funny tricks?

Will he mind if I take pictures of him climbing up on a chair or trying to reach the door knobs?

Do I need to get one of those little toddler potties or can he manage to hop up on a regular sized toilet?

im convinced

i lika mr mussorui sometme

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RaInBoW SpArKlEls!

graham Wrote:
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> Ding an sich Wrote:
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> > And good luck findin' yerself some propa
> seatin'
> > fer that midget. He's a nasty bloke, and
> doe'dn't
> > take too kindly to improperly sized
> furnishings.
>
>
> A midget?
>
> I've never met a real live midget; I've only seen
> them in movies, like the Wizard of Oz.
>
> How exciting! Does he have a high pitched voice?
> Can he do any funny tricks?
>
> Will he mind if I take pictures of him climbing up
> on a chair or trying to reach the door knobs?
>
> Do I need to get one of those little toddler
> potties or can he manage to hop up on a regular
> sized toilet?


Well with an attitude such as that, he's likely to shag your wife...

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> im convinced


I don't think so. I think it's Frisky..oh...wait..HA!

Ding an sich Wrote:
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> >
> > > And good luck findin' yerself some propa
> > seatin'
> > > fer that midget. He's a nasty bloke, and
> > doe'dn't
> > > take too kindly to improperly sized
> > furnishings.
> >
> >
> > A midget?
> >
> > I've never met a real live midget; I've only
> seen
> > them in movies, like the Wizard of Oz.
> >
> > How exciting! Does he have a high pitched
> voice?
> > Can he do any funny tricks?
> >
> > Will he mind if I take pictures of him climbing
> up
> > on a chair or trying to reach the door knobs?
> >
> > Do I need to get one of those little toddler
> > potties or can he manage to hop up on a regular
> > sized toilet?
>
>
> Well with an attitude such as that, he's likely to
> shag your wife...


How would he do that exactly? I mean, he's what, 3 feet or so? How does a 3 ft person manage sex with a normal sized woman? I'm having difficulty imagining this?

I'm sure eesh could post some midget porn for you later

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> I'm sure eesh could post some midget porn for you
> later


No, that's not my cup of tea. But, thank you.

Lizzie, tell me about yourself.

If I may be so bold, I find myself attracted to you.

I can't believe I just said that. Please forgive me.

Oh no..are you frisky? He was attracted to me and I to him and I'm not sure what I feel for you just now but I do a feel like I have known you for awhile. But I'm trying to get over frisky atm and if you want to know about me you are going to have to talk to me in PMs because I never tell my real info on threads. People like to use that stuff against you later. And lol, all is forgiven. I'm flattered.

Nieeee! Ona jest mezczyzna!

Nie ufa!

I need him..

lizzie Wrote:
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> Oh no..are you frisky? He was attracted to me and
> I to him and I'm not sure what I feel for you just
> now but I do a feel like I have known you for
> awhile. But I'm trying to get over frisky atm and
> if you want to know about me you are going to have
> to talk to me in PMs because I never tell my real
> info on threads. People like to use that stuff
> against you later. And lol, all is forgiven. I'm
> flattered.

I am not frisky, although, I can be as frisky as you like.

Forget about frisky; he's just a flash in the pants; I'm the real thing.

I don't know if I can. I feel really empty without him. I know I hurt him but he did the same to me but I don't blame him but now I can't stop thinking about him. He wasn't himself and said he wanted to leave..I'm really upset, no idea what to think.

lizzie Wrote:
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> I don't know if I can. I feel really empty without
> him. I know I hurt him but he did the same to me
> but I don't blame him but now I can't stop
> thinking about him. He wasn't himself and said he
> wanted to leave..I'm really upset, no idea what to
> think.


I understand. I, too, have been hurt by 2-bit charlatans, but trust me, you will get beyond this.

And, didn't I read that this frisky character turned out to be a woman? A singer? A Hollywood tramp?

I don't know who he is anymore. But I sent you a private message (PM) please read and respond

Are you man? Why run from the postings like small female child? Revert to my posted instead of ingores. Little bitch...

A PM? My very first.

Thank you, Lizzie.

My heart is jumping like a kangaroo. I'll go look at that right now.

You're welcome :)

I loved your PM, lizzie.

I can tell you are a warm person. A special person.

When I go to sleep I will be thinking about you, lizzie.

Will you think about me? Please say yes even if you don't mean it.

stop your fucking you coward! I am speaking toward you only for you to ignore!
Bastard, fuck you!

I enjoyed yours as well Gramham. The real butter thing made me laugh. I CAN believe it's not butter, haha! I hope we get a chance to talk more and I'm just going to say this now - I hope I can trust you and not get hurt like I did with Frikky....but yes, I will be thinking of you before I sleep (soon) as well

Ding an sich who do you speak of? you sent me those really mean letters and I don't appreciate it. I'm allowed to have other friends on here besides you, I don't get angry when you talk to other people in PMS. Don't act like an ass because I did the same. Gramham is cool idk why you've been a jerk to him all night!

lizzie, Ding an sich is a very angry midget. Stay far away from him.

but he's my friend..I think

good night lizzie.


fuck off, ding, you little german man..

Goodnight, my prince <3