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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Yes indee ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's that time of the year to be thankful for what
> we have and to remember those that are less
> fortunate than us...

Lol. You most certainly seem to be the one who is less fortunate than us..
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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Well, your mother is dead, so... ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> He says he knows he is a loser for being in his
> forties, unmarried, unemployed, and living with
> his mother.

Let's see Michael..you're 40. Unmarried, unemployed, and living in your dead mom's house, out on bond, facing a felony.

I don't think Chuck has ever had 3 criminal charges out of two counties at the same time for violating protective orders against strangers from this website.

I'm going to have to say that you are the biggest loser that the internet has ever seen.

Chuck is also laughing at you by the way.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: so, what do we send eesh? ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:07PM

some kleenex? a mask?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Logic ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:10PM

A working Brain would be nice

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: yes, that would be nice ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:13PM

But I was hoping to stick within a reasonable price limit.

However, since some intellectual exercise might help eesh regain some basic brain function, perhaps some flash cards or a mattel speak and spell or some other educational toy?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Bankruptcy budget ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:28PM

Whatever you do, don't give him anymore sharpies

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: I forgot to add ()
Date: December 28, 2021 07:29PM

Well, your mother is dead, so... Wrote:
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> I don't think Chuck has ever had 3 criminal
> charges out of two counties at the same time for
> violating protective orders against strangers from
> this website.

Neither Chuck nor anyone else has been sued or gone to jail seven times because of this website or ended up bankrupted either.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Stolen valor ()
Date: December 28, 2021 10:42PM

Military faker

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: care package for eesh ()
Date: July 02, 2022 07:21PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's that time of the year to be thankful for what
> we have and to remember those that are less
> fortunate than us...
>
>
>
> Case in point, chuckhoffmann has been out of work
> for several years now, and has expressed grief
> over using food stamps to feed him and his
> daughter. He's been really bitter over his mother
> not supporting him financially, and upset that his
> IT knowledge is outdated and irrelevant to the
> current job market.
>
> He says he knows he is a loser for being in his
> forties, unmarried, unemployed, and living with
> his mother.
>
> I'm thinking about sending him a care package over
> the holidays, but I need suggestions as to what to
> send him. I know he likes smoking a pack a day,
> but I don't think I can ship tobacco products.
> Maybe some deodorant, razors, and toothpaste? I
> wonder if he would like some books to read...


What should we get for eesh?

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