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You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 11, 2011 04:50AM

hey losers!

1. It feels like your birthday every time you hangout with someone
2. You have a mental argument with yourself for over 10 minutes whether or not you should message someone..
3. You fall in love with every Girl/Guy that
s nice to you
4. You're reading this
5. You come here everyday

add your own

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: one is the lonliest number ()
Date: November 11, 2011 07:18AM

Your underwear has more holes than the Grand Canyon and you dont give a shit.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Mong0Lloyd ()
Date: November 11, 2011 07:50AM

When you accidentally catch your reflection in a shop window or mirror and think, "What a fuckin' dork,"... and then realize that reflection was YOU.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: November 11, 2011 08:00AM

The closest thing to a friend of the opposite sex was your parents or grandparents.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Mong0Lloyd ()
Date: November 11, 2011 08:24AM

My best friends are the voices of defunct radio shows. The Hideout with El Jefe and J-Dubs. My external hard drive is loaded with every single show and I listen/manage shows on my iPod daily.

BTW, I'm adding adding old Phil Hendrie shows as I go. I've made it up to the 2004 season so far. He's my other friend. I'm not alone...

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: kill_yourself ()
Date: November 11, 2011 08:33AM

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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> My best friends are the voices of defunct radio
> shows. The Hideout with El Jefe and J-Dubs. My
> external hard drive is loaded with every single
> show and I listen/manage shows on my iPod daily.
>
>
> BTW, I'm adding adding old Phil Hendrie shows as I
> go. I've made it up to the 2004 season so far.
> He's my other friend. I'm not alone...


stfu radiophile

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Mong0Lloyd ()
Date: November 11, 2011 08:44AM

kill_yourself Wrote:
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> Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My best friends are the voices of defunct radio
> > shows. The Hideout with El Jefe and J-Dubs.
> My
> > external hard drive is loaded with every single
> > show and I listen/manage shows on my iPod daily.
>
> >
> >
> > BTW, I'm adding adding old Phil Hendrie shows as
> I
> > go. I've made it up to the 2004 season so far.
>
> > He's my other friend. I'm not alone...
>
>
> stfu radiophile

Get off this thread, asshole. The theme is obviously over your head.

Jesus H on a pogo stick... I'm off work because of Veteran's Day and I'm here replying to some asshat on a thread that asks how to know when one is forever alone.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: I Am Forever Alone ()
Date: November 11, 2011 09:03AM

Forever Alone Wrote:
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> hey losers!
>
> 1. It feels like your birthday every time you
> hangout with someone
> 2. You have a mental argument with yourself for
> over 10 minutes whether or not you should message
> someone..
> 3. You fall in love with every Girl/Guy that
> s nice to you
> 4. You're reading this
> 5. You come here everyday
>
> add your own

As to #1, I know I'm forever alone because it feels like my fucking birthday when someone sends me an instant message on Facebook, never mind hanging out with me.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Forever Alone. ()
Date: November 11, 2011 10:39AM

You know you're Forever Alone when:

You've learned as a matter of engrained habit to avoid looking at your face in the

mirror, because when you see your face it reminds you how fat and ugly you are.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Loner ()
Date: November 11, 2011 11:09AM

For your 30th birthday, your parents throw a surprise party at their house and the only guests they invite are THEIR friends from the neighborhood, some of whom you haven't seen in 20 years.

Then you realize going home that you didn't even get one present...even from your folks...

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: harry turtle iii ()
Date: November 11, 2011 11:41AM

your name has misery in it

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: November 11, 2011 12:17PM

When your only Friend on FaceBook is your Mom and she is dead.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: jbaIo ()
Date: November 11, 2011 05:11PM

sumguy Wrote:
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> When your only Friend on FaceBook is your Mom and
> she is dead.

+1

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: that's me and Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 11, 2011 05:37PM

On a Friday night you go out---------to walk the dog.
When you were in grade school and never got a Valentine's Day Card from anyone.
When you were always the last guy picked, and when you were in fact finally picked you took it as a favor to you and you owed the guy something like your lunch money.
When even the fat smelly girl found you odd.
That when you took a shower in Jr High in fron of the other guys you walked around naked, with your hand covering your dick.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: November 11, 2011 06:04PM

When you start threads titled "You know you're Forever Alone when:"

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 11, 2011 06:05PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> When you start threads titled "You know you're
> Forever Alone when:"


Good one

 

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Fergully ()
Date: November 11, 2011 06:08PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When you start threads titled "You know you're
> > Forever Alone when:"
>
>
> Good one


When you gotta suck up and kiss the butt of annonymous posters on FFXU^^^

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: bloody bIisters ()
Date: November 11, 2011 06:08PM

Fergully Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > When you start threads titled "You know
> you're
> > > Forever Alone when:"
> >
> >
> > Good one
>
>
> When you gotta suck up and kiss the butt of
> annonymous posters on FFXU^^^


i agree!

+12

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Little kid ()
Date: November 11, 2011 06:12PM

When you're in the 7th grade and are always volunteered by the other kids to play the part of the fat, lonely bachelor or fat pastry chef in School plays.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: e e s h ()
Date: November 11, 2011 06:13PM

good 2

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: asdfghjkl;' ()
Date: December 02, 2012 01:23AM

When you spend your spare time petting your cat

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Loner ()
Date: August 01, 2015 03:20PM

I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: is that ()
Date: August 01, 2015 07:42PM

He looks like anne ramsey, the goonies.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Fat Boy Slim ()
Date: August 01, 2015 07:50PM

eesh is not fat. He's a naturally chubby guy who's in pretty decent shape for his age.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: tcgfn ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:08PM

You've pre-paid professional mourners for your own wake because you know nobody else will be there.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Slurpee Slinger ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:29PM

You're Gerry.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:48PM

I like this pic much better:


file.php?40,file=195355,filename=2015-07

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: homo 1% ()
Date: August 01, 2015 11:50PM

Hey eesh do you have aids?

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Cabbage Patch Kid ()
Date: August 02, 2015 12:00AM

I liked the blonde look better.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 02, 2015 12:02AM

Cabbage Patch Kid Wrote:
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> I liked the blonde look better.




Too high maintenance.

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: Hollla 227 ()
Date: August 02, 2015 12:05AM

That hair lmaoooo , you look like a lamb

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Re: You know you're Forever Alone when:
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 02, 2015 12:07AM

file.php?40,file=195355,filename=2015-07
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