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Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:20PM

I really want to get a tatto. But i have no idea what i want.

I've been to a parlor and gone through the samples...

But, i still can't decide.

Any suggestions from my buddies here?

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________" "good christ is there no limit to their douchebaggery?" - Gonads & Strife

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:23PM

And, like...i'm really serious. So, no disgusting suggestions.

o.k. dudes?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:27PM

Conie, stop stealing my spotlight.

Maybe we can go in together and get a 2 fer 1 deal once we decide what tats to get.

Oh oh oh omg, can we get matching tattoos? ??

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:39PM

Conie,

I think someone rationally needs to talk you out of the idea of getting a tattoo. Sure, they might be fine on some people - it may lend a bit to their personality, too. However, I think most people have a change of mind after it's all said an done.

Also, I guess lately when I see tattoos on a lady, I don't get too inspired and often question in my mind what were they thinking when they had that done?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Wilfredo ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:43PM

How old r u and what part of your body are you going to ink? These two variables are required to provide input of any value.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:43PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Conie, stop stealing my spotlight.
>
> Maybe we can go in together and get a 2 fer 1 deal
> once we decide what tats to get.
>
> Oh oh oh omg, can we get matching tattoos? ??


OMG...that would be so cool!!

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:51PM

He's Delusional Wrote:
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> Conie,
>
> I think someone rationally needs to talk you out
> of the idea of getting a tattoo. Sure, they might
> be fine on some people - it may lend a bit to
> their personality, too. However, I think most
> people have a change of mind after it's all said
> an done.
>
> Also, I guess lately when I see tattoos on a lady,
> I don't get too inspired and often question in my
> mind what were they thinking when they had that
> done?

Oh, no. It won't be a "sleeve" or one on my whole chest or neck. I don't understand that. And it's SO prevalent! What are they thinking?

It'll just be a small one....and i do admit wanting one is
a response to my age.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:54PM

Conie picks Dingos
Dingo picks Conies

? ? ?

Fair enough?

Or you could let the needle man just pick it out, I'm sure it will look "ok"..

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:58PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Conie picks Dingos
> Dingo picks Conies
>
> ? ? ?
>
> Fair enough?
>
> Or you could let the needle man just pick it out,
> I'm sure it will look "ok"..


I don't understand....what are Dingos?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: keeping it 100 ()
Date: October 19, 2011 08:42PM

Conie Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Conie picks Dingos
> > Dingo picks Conies
> >
> > ? ? ?
> >
> > Fair enough?
> >
> > Or you could let the needle man just pick it
> out,
> > I'm sure it will look "ok"..
>
>
> I don't understand....what are Dingos?

That is because you are stupppppid. How many professor dicks did you have to suck to get a degree from georgetown? How about an Eli was here tatoo?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 08:45PM

keeping it 100 Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WingNut Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Conie picks Dingos
> > > Dingo picks Conies
> > >
> > > ? ? ?
> > >
> > > Fair enough?
> > >
> > > Or you could let the needle man just pick it
> > out,
> > > I'm sure it will look "ok"..
> >
> >
> > I don't understand....what are Dingos?
>
> That is because you are stupppppid. How many
> professor dicks did you have to suck to get a
> degree from georgetown? How about an Eli was here
> tatoo?


Fuck you eesh

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: I got it ()
Date: October 19, 2011 08:46PM

Conie Wrote:
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> It'll just be a small one....and i do admit
> wanting one is
> a response to my age.


How about a picture of a witch flying by the moon on a broomstick with the words "old ass bitch" underneath?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 08:47PM

I got it Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > It'll just be a small one....and i do admit
> > wanting one is
> > a response to my age.
>
>
> How about a picture of a witch flying by the moon
> on a broomstick with the words "old ass bitch"
> underneath?


No. That's not the one eesh...

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:04PM

Would this one work?


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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:32PM

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:34PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Finally I've decided that if I do get a tattoo, I
> am going to have my childrens' names tattooed on
> my arm. Fads, women, and wives come and go, but my
> children are my children forever.





Children? You said you had one daughter...

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:40PM

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 19, 2011 09:45PM

Someone should definitely get an FXU tat. Maybe the person who runs the site can pay for it.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: ChunkyChucky ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:46PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I've long thought about getting a tattoo, but I
> was hesitant because I didn't want to get
> something I thought was cool at the time but a
> decade or more later I regretted and had to have
> phasered off.
>
> Finally I've decided that if I do get a tattoo, I
> am going to have my childrens' names tattooed on
> my arm. Fads, women, and wives come and go, but my
> children are my children forever.



You should just get the word "loser' tattooed on you, because you'll always be one!

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:59PM

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:06PM

Conie Wrote:
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> I've been to a parlor and gone through the
> samples...




They are called tattoo flash, not samples.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:09PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I've been to a parlor and gone through the
> > samples...
>
>
>
>
> They are called tattoo flash, not samples.


Oh...o.k.

I didn't know eesh. This is new to me.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:16PM

Here Conie,



The first step is to find a quality tattoo shop, one that has experienced, well known artists and guarantees their work.


The absolute best place in Virginia is River City Tattoo in Richmond. Even better, one of the best places on the east coast is Jinx Proof in Georgetown. They have nationally known artists and have a very extensive collection of flash.

It's worth the drive as this will be on your body for life. If you think to yourself "oh if I don't like it I'll just have it lasered off" you have the wrong mentality and will probably pick something you will regret.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: ur 1 to talk ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Here Conie,
>
>
>
> The first step is to find a quality tattoo shop,
> one that has experienced, well known artists and
> guarantees their work.
>
>
> The absolute best place in Virginia is River City
> Tattoo in Richmond. Even better, one of the best
> places on the east coast is Jinx Proof in
> Georgetown. They have nationally known artists and
> have a very extensive collection of flash.
>
> It's worth the drive as this will be on your body
> for life. If you think to yourself "oh if I don't
> like it I'll just have it lasered off" you have
> the wrong mentality and will probably pick
> something you will regret.



Your tattoos (placement&generic) look awful.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:19PM

I saw a pretty hot chick a few weeks ago who had L-A-D-Y G-A-G-A etched on her knuckles like the old LOVE-HATE. It was nice lettering at least.


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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:20PM

ur 1 to talk Wrote:
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> Your tattoos (placement&generic) look awful.





LOL

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:21PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> I saw a pretty hot chick a few weeks ago who had
> L-A-D-Y G-A-G-A etched on her knuckles like the
> old LOVE-HATE. It was nice lettering at least.





HA. Ink on fingers almost always blows out, the worst is when people tattoo their palms, which always rejects the ink.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:29PM

eesh Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I saw a pretty hot chick a few weeks ago who
> had
> > L-A-D-Y G-A-G-A etched on her knuckles like
> the
> > old LOVE-HATE. It was nice lettering at least.
>
>
>
>
> HA. Ink on fingers almost always blows out, the
> worst is when people tattoo their palms, which
> always rejects the ink.


I think that is because hands swell from time to time due to blood pressue increase etc.

I saw a guy tattoo his palms and soles of feet years ago, wonder if it's still therre.


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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 20, 2011 03:18AM

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 20, 2011 07:34AM

Conie Wrote:
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> I really want to get a tatto. But i have no idea
> what i want.
>
> I've been to a parlor and gone through the
> samples...
>
> But, i still can't decide.
>
> Any suggestions from my buddies here?

You should get an upside-down cross tattooed on your forehead.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 20, 2011 07:40AM

How about "571 4 LIFE" in Olde English letters across your neck?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 20, 2011 07:48AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> How about "571 4 LIFE" in Olde English letters
> across your neck?


What does that mean?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 20, 2011 07:54AM

571 is a NoVa area code, and a secondary non-prefered one to have at that.

"4" is the way a lot of those crazy, crazy rappers spell "for"

LIFE shows your dedication and committment to the wonderfully exciting Northern Virginia region!

Olde English letters, Google 'em!

571 4 LIFE


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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 20, 2011 10:15AM

how about Johnny Chimpo?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: October 20, 2011 10:17AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> 571 is a NoVa area code, and a secondary
> non-prefered one to have at that.
>

(pssssssssssssst.....I don't think Conie lives in this part of the state.)

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 20, 2011 10:18AM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> WingNut Wrote:
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> > 571 is a NoVa area code, and a secondary
> > non-prefered one to have at that.
> >
>
> (pssssssssssssst.....I don't think Conie lives in
> this part of the state.)


she's reppin' the 757

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Jefferey ()
Date: October 20, 2011 10:57AM

WingNut Wrote:
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> How about "571 4 LIFE" in Olde English letters
> across your neck?

I was thinking more along the lines of "Crazy Fucking Bitch".

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 20, 2011 11:01AM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> how about Johnny Chimpo?
>
>


How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 20, 2011 11:05AM

better than from where you're sitting.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 20, 2011 11:44AM

Nice name

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 20, 2011 11:46AM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how about Johnny Chimpo?
> >
> >
>
>
> How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?


It stinks like sex in here.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 20, 2011 12:36PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> -----
> > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > how about Johnny Chimpo?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
>
>
> It stinks like sex in here.


You're talking about Shenanigans's, right?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 20, 2011 12:46PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > how about Johnny Chimpo?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
> >
> >
> > It stinks like sex in here.
>
>
> You're talking about Shenanigans's, right?


Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 20, 2011 12:55PM

License and registration, chicken fucker.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 20, 2011 01:02PM

Sit down Rando...

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 20, 2011 01:49PM

Candy bars

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Inky Dinky ()
Date: October 20, 2011 01:52PM

Conie Wrote:
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> I really want to get a tatto. But i have no idea
> what i want.
>
> I've been to a parlor and gone through the
> samples...

If you want to be original and get one of the "samples" as your tattoo, you can rest easily knowing that thousands of other people have the same tattoo!

Otherwise, maybe you want to come up with the idea independently and...gasp...try it out via a henna-type temp tattoo.

Nothing lie getting a tattoo and...two weeks later...being disgusted with it.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 20, 2011 01:56PM

You could always get a portrait done

17361d1208921143-tattoo-refund-tattoo_fa

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 20, 2011 01:57PM

^^haha^^

that's tragic

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________" "good christ is there no limit to their douchebaggery?" - Gonads & Strife

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: geronimo2 ()
Date: October 20, 2011 02:08PM

Why not go with "RIP MIZ-Fuckwit" as a charming and lifelong reminder?

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gerry Cseinfeld ()
Date: October 20, 2011 02:10PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> You could always get a portrait done
>
>


Lol....they blotched that one. holy shit that had me giggle.

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: I love it! ()
Date: October 20, 2011 03:01PM

Keep the stupids tats coming. LOL!

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Inky Dinky ()
Date: October 20, 2011 03:44PM

He's Delusional Wrote:
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> Would this one work?
>

I think that one pretty much sets the bar for "tramp stamp".

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Date: October 20, 2011 05:50PM

That portrait is hysterical!!

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Re: Tattoo suggestions for Conie
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 20, 2011 11:32PM

Maybe get your kid's birthdays? Just...make damn sure it's right.

funny-facebook-fails-roman-numeral-fail.

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