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Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Lamont Sanford ()
Date: September 09, 2011 04:43AM

Its September and I haven't seen you hanging out in the halls. You didn't transfer to Mountain View to study cosmetology and fashion did you?

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: D.D. ()
Date: September 10, 2011 12:46AM

Lamont Sanford Wrote:
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> Its September and I haven't seen you hanging out
> in the halls. You didn't transfer to Mountain View
> to study cosmetology and fashion did you?


Hello, my dear friend, Lamont. I have missed you more than you will ever know.

I miss the way you leered at my voluptuous bosom with that precious lecherous grin of yours.

I miss the way your pants formed that little tent whenever one of my breasts would inadvertently burst out of my brassiere and peek out of my blouse.

But, I'm not the same D.D., Lamont.

After numerous sessions with Dr. Teri-, I no longer dress like a prostitute, and...... are you sitting down??

I'm going to law school!! Can you believe it???

Dr. Teri- taught me how to respect myself. She made me realize that I was more than just a pair of double D boobs and that I didn't need the lecherous grin of a man to feel good about myself. (not that I didn't love it, Lamont, I did)

Dr. Teri- taught me how to use my knee to incapacitate a man, who, in Dr. Teri's words.... can't keep his goddamn fucking perverted hands to himself. She showed me how to use a stun gun, should my "knee in the groin" not do the trick. And, she's not at all opposed to shooting the man in the "balls" should all other measures fail. She even gave me a cute little pink gun.

Yet, just thinking about you, Lamont.... well, I would love to change into my tight, see-through tank top, and bounce around for a minute or two, just to make you smile, and....... I have to call Dr. Teri-....

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 10, 2011 12:48AM

Stop talking to yourself Alias.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: September 10, 2011 12:51AM

At least post some pics to keep this interesting,,,,

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: D.D. ()
Date: September 10, 2011 02:18AM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> At least post some pics to keep this
> interesting,,,,


Oh, Hatemotor, if you're referring to my double D's, I'd love to show you a pic or two, but Dr. Teri- confiscated all my photos.

I think she's gay.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 10, 2011 12:24PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 09:21PM by Alias.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> I'm not built like Dolly Parton.
>
> For the record, though, I'm not an ironing board,
> either..... like Connie.




Connie has actually gotten pretty fat over the past few months.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:58AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
> > I'm not built like Dolly Parton.
> >
> > For the record, though, I'm not an ironing
> board,
> > either..... like Connie.
>
>
>
>
> Connie has actually gotten pretty fat over the
> past few months.


Not fat...just more womanly.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: How ironic ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:58AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Stop talking to yourself Alias.


Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Blue Suicide ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:03AM

How ironic Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Stop talking to yourself Alias.
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>
> Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.


agreed

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:04AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 09:12PM by Alias.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: WTF is your problem? ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:05AM

How ironic Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Stop talking to yourself Alias.
>
>
> Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.


What's your deal eesh troll? He hasn't really attacked anyone
lately, I mean, he used to. But for the most part lately he
just comments.And, frankly, he knows what he's talking about.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Blue Suicide ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:06AM

WTF is your problem? Wrote:
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> How ironic Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > Stop talking to yourself Alias.
> >
> >
> > Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
>
>
> What's your deal eesh troll? He hasn't really
> attacked anyone
> lately, I mean, he used to. But for the most part
> lately he
> just comments.And, frankly, he knows what he's
> talking about.



^^^eesh^^^

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:09AM

Blue Suicide Wrote:
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> WTF is your problem? Wrote:
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> > How ironic Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > eesh Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Stop talking to yourself Alias.
> > >
> > >
> > > Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
> >
> >
> > What's your deal eesh troll? He hasn't really
> > attacked anyone
> > lately, I mean, he used to. But for the most
> part
> > lately he
> > just comments.And, frankly, he knows what he's
> > talking about.
>
>
>
> ^^^eesh^^^


^^^eesh^^^

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Post apocalyptic eesh ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:09AM

WTF is your problem? Wrote:
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> How ironic Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Stop talking to yourself Alias.
> >
> >
> > Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
>
>
> What's your deal eesh troll? He hasn't really
> attacked anyone
> lately, I mean, he used to. But for the most part
> lately he
> just comments.And, frankly, he knows what he's
> talking about.


Eesh post

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:13AM

Post apocalyptic eesh Wrote:
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> WTF is your problem? Wrote:
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> > How ironic Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > eesh Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Stop talking to yourself Alias.
> > >
> > >
> > > Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
> >
> >
> > What's your deal eesh troll? He hasn't really
> > attacked anyone
> > lately, I mean, he used to. But for the most
> part
> > lately he
> > just comments.And, frankly, he knows what he's
> > talking about.
>
>
> Eesh post


O.k...you bitches. I actually wrote that last post!
Yeah..i admit it. So, fucking blow me away with a missile!

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Eesh parties in his mouth ()
Date: September 11, 2011 01:18AM

WTF is your problem? Wrote:
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>
> > he knows what he's
> talking about.


If it weren't for google, eesh wouldn't know dick about shit...he does know a lot about shit covered dicks, though.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Lamont Sanford ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:04PM

I hate Dr. Teri~

Goodbye D.D.

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Re: Have you forsaken me D.D.?
Posted by: Lamont Sanford ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:27PM

One last picture or video before we part forever my dear D.D.?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_BajqQu52g

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