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JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: JBass' asshole is as big as the Grand Canyon ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:41AM

Definitely loves teh cock...

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: Brokeback Bitch... ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:46AM

Anyone who brags about wearing pink popped collared polos and brown flip flops is a total brokeback mountainqueer.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: geronimoe ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:51AM

I don't think there's any doubt to JBasshole The Fuckwit's queerness. He's busy cruising Clarendon rooftop bars for college faggots, while his wife is at home getting pork from the 7-11 clerk after his shift.

Just another fuckwitted marriage in Burke. He comes home at 3am with a sore asshole, and his bedroom smells like curry, emanating from his wife's pussy.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: JabASS ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:08PM

Yep, total pole smoker.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: Closet pole prancer ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:13PM

JabASS Wrote:
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> Yep, total pole smoker.


Agreed.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 14, 2011 07:59PM

I'm blushing. Glad to know you are thinking about me.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 14, 2011 07:59PM

I'm blushing. Glad to know you are thinking about me.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: Waddayadoinhere? ()
Date: August 14, 2011 08:01PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I'm blushing. Glad to know you are thinking about
> me.


So, JBass. Are you one of those arrogant preppy assholes who
wear pink Lacoste shirts with the collar up?

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 14, 2011 08:03PM

geronimoe Wrote:
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> I don't think there's any doubt to JBasshole The
> Fuckwit's queerness. He's busy cruising Clarendon
> rooftop bars for college faggots, while his wife
> is at home getting pork from the 7-11 clerk after
> his shift.
>
> Just another fuckwitted marriage in Burke. He
> comes home at 3am with a sore asshole, and his
> bedroom smells like curry, emanating from his
> wife's pussy.

Wifey says "thank you gerenemo" she got a good laugh out of this.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: PFFFT... ()
Date: August 14, 2011 08:09PM

JBass Wrote:
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> geronimoe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't think there's any doubt to JBasshole
> The
> > Fuckwit's queerness. He's busy cruising
> Clarendon
> > rooftop bars for college faggots, while his
> wife
> > is at home getting pork from the 7-11 clerk
> after
> > his shift.
> >
> > Just another fuckwitted marriage in Burke. He
> > comes home at 3am with a sore asshole, and his
> > bedroom smells like curry, emanating from his
> > wife's pussy.
>
> Wifey says "thank you gerenemo" she got a good
> laugh out of this.


Who are you trying to kid JBass?
I truely hope your special personal troll finds out a way to let her know
you're on here.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 14, 2011 08:19PM

I'm honored. I have groupies.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: Bobin'InBurke ()
Date: August 15, 2011 06:22AM

JBass Wrote:
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> I have groupies.


Is that what you call your random gay Burke biker/sexual partners?

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: I am just glad ()
Date: August 15, 2011 11:10AM

JBass hates the Bradsher clan.

BTW: Is Liz running for the SB or has she learned her lesson?

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: August 15, 2011 10:56PM

What did he do to deserve this thread?

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: , ()
Date: August 15, 2011 11:55PM

Ryno78 Wrote:
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> What did he do to deserve this thread?

He exists.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: geronimoe ()
Date: August 16, 2011 08:23AM

, Wrote:
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> Ryno78 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What did he do to deserve this thread?
>
> He exists.

Correction- his fuckwitted persona exists. IRL, he's just a bag of fuckwit shit and piss.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 16, 2011 08:55AM

geronimoe Wrote:
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> I don't think there's any doubt to JBasshole The
> Fuckwit's queerness. He's busy cruising Clarendon
> rooftop bars for college faggots, while his wife
> is at home getting pork from the 7-11 clerk after
> his shift.
>
> Just another fuckwitted marriage in Burke. He
> comes home at 3am with a sore asshole, and his
> bedroom smells like curry, emanating from his
> wife's pussy.

I like the part about the curry smell coming from Mrs. Bass's pussy.
I guess that would taste like Curry squid? Thats delicious!

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: geronimoO ()
Date: August 16, 2011 11:34AM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> I like the part about the curry smell coming from
> Mrs. Bass's pussy.
> I guess that would taste like Curry squid? Thats
> delicious!

Probably tastes more like curried dingleberry, since Mrs. Basshole wipes back to front. Thank God the fuckwit found an equally fucked up fuckwit cunt to marry.

Enjoy your lunch, cheese-fuckwit.

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Re: JBass: Cock or Not?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 16, 2011 01:32PM

I did enjoy my lunch, geronihomo baby. At least JB IS married. The suitors aren't lined up at YOUR door , are they honey?
It's that time of the month isn't it sweetheart? You're a little testy these days.
When you respond, please remember to include "fuck-wit".
Thanks.

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