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What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: sobered girlfriend ()
Date: April 18, 2011 04:36PM

My boyfriend wants to fist me, I thinks that's pretty bizarre. Anybody else have a creepy or weird story from the bedroom?

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Miami Biker Chick ()
Date: April 18, 2011 04:42PM

My boyfriend called me Monica whenever he was drunk in bed. A real turn off.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 18, 2011 04:45PM

Are you loose enough to get fisted? uugh.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Quebec2 Mclean ()
Date: April 18, 2011 04:47PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Are you loose enough to get fisted? uugh.



Loose chicks can be messy when fisted, get a chick that is pretty young and inexperienced.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: eesh is obsessed with fisting ()
Date: April 18, 2011 04:48PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Are you loose enough to get fisted? uugh.


Don't tell me you want to fist eesh, because this is another pretend female thread started by eesh.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: 'sober' girlfriend ()
Date: April 18, 2011 05:04PM

he wanted to call me 'mister mephisto' and punch me in the face. he said something about that being 'as close as he's ever going to get'. the weirdest thing is that was the first time his dick ever got hard all the way.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: e-lawyer ()
Date: April 18, 2011 05:07PM

'sober' girlfriend Wrote:
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> he wanted to call me 'mister mephisto' and punch
> me in the face. he said something about that being
> 'as close as he's ever going to get'. the weirdest
> thing is that was the first time his dick ever got
> hard all the way.




I think that would lead to legal trouble for him. Can he handle an assault charge?

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: mepheeshto ()
Date: April 18, 2011 05:15PM

e-lawyer Wrote:
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> 'sober' girlfriend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > he wanted to call me 'mister mephisto' and
> punch
> > me in the face. he said something about that
> being
> > 'as close as he's ever going to get'. the
> weirdest
> > thing is that was the first time his dick ever
> got
> > hard all the way.
>
>
>
>
> I think that would lead to legal trouble for him.
> Can he handle an assault charge?................... I can 'handle' an assault charge, faggot! can you handle me kicking your fucking ass?

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Tapout shirt with white stains ()
Date: April 18, 2011 05:18PM

mepheeshto Wrote:
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I can 'handle' an
> assault charge, faggot! can you handle me kicking
> your fucking ass?



how do you handle an assault charge? the same way you handle your alcohol?

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Tommy Manbutter ()
Date: April 18, 2011 05:28PM

My boyfriend Eesh made me post anonymously to Fairfax Underground. Then he sucked my cock.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Bieber fan ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:06PM

sobered girlfriend Wrote:
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> My boyfriend wants to fist me, I thinks that's
> pretty bizarre. Anybody else have a creepy or
> weird story from the bedroom?

My boyfriend has fisted me with two hands!

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Mrs Misery ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:10PM

miz miz has fisted me with both hands and footed me with both feats!!!!

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Sobered girlfriend is either...... ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:17PM

JBass or Mr.Misery, both cheap thrill seekers who are titilated by other people's experiences, your classical "peeping tom" or voyeur.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Crazy train ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:22PM

Sobered girlfriend is either...... Wrote:
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> JBass or Mr.Misery, both cheap thrill seekers who
> are titilated by other people's experiences, your
> classical "peeping tom" or voyeur.


Good observation...Who the fuck is Mrs Misery? Mis created himself a wife? Lord help them all.

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Mrs Misery ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:27PM

no

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Ummm ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:34PM

Mrs Misery Wrote:
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> no


yes

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: Mrs Misery ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:38PM

no, i swear on my father's life i am not mr. misery

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Re: What is the weirdest thing your boyfriend has done in bed?
Posted by: man!!!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:40PM

stfu you are man, you have no shame

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