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Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Ahmed.
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Date: April 07, 2011 09:56PM
I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a 9 inch swingarm??? wtf. Do you really need all that down force on your 500c while you are crusing the mall parking lot at 15 mph? I understand that shit in florida because there is maybe like 10 curvy roads in the whole state but in this area its just retarded. There is a douche that works in Annandale exxon that owns a pink/purple busa with an extension.........wtf is the point? is that the new way to tell other men that you take it up the ass?
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
broseph
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Date: April 07, 2011 09:59PM
Y u mad thouhg?
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Posted by:
eesh alt account
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Date: April 07, 2011 09:59PM
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: July 17, 2007 10:45AM
I am working on an erection issue....
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Date: July 17, 2007 10:45AM
I am working on an erection issue....
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
ballsout ballsford
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Date: April 07, 2011 10:38PM
Ahmed. Wrote:
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> I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a 9
> inch swingarm??? wtf. Do you really need all that
> down force on your 500c while you are crusing the
> mall parking lot at 15 mph? I understand that shit
> in florida because there is maybe like 10 curvy
> roads in the whole state but in this area its just
> retarded. There is a douche that works in
> Annandale exxon that owns a pink/purple busa with
> an extension.........wtf is the point? is that the
> new way to tell other men that you take it up the
> ass?
whats a swingarm
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> I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a 9
> inch swingarm??? wtf. Do you really need all that
> down force on your 500c while you are crusing the
> mall parking lot at 15 mph? I understand that shit
> in florida because there is maybe like 10 curvy
> roads in the whole state but in this area its just
> retarded. There is a douche that works in
> Annandale exxon that owns a pink/purple busa with
> an extension.........wtf is the point? is that the
> new way to tell other men that you take it up the
> ass?
whats a swingarm
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
eesh alt account
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Date: April 07, 2011 10:40PM
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: July 17, 2007 10:45AM
I am working on an erection issue....
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
ahmed.
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Date: April 07, 2011 10:47PM
tha douche on orange gsxr
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Posted by:
oh...
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Date: April 07, 2011 10:48PM
is anyone here working an erection issue?
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
eesh is
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Date: April 07, 2011 10:51PM
oh... Wrote:
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> is anyone here working an erection issue?
as a matter of fact...
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
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> is anyone here working an erection issue?
as a matter of fact...
Re: Welcome, Expensive Jeans
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: July 17, 2007 10:45AM
I am working on an erection issue....
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
phew
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Date: April 07, 2011 11:11PM
ah, good. thought I wuz the only one.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
BB*X
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Date: April 08, 2011 02:50PM
An extended swing arm is great for running quarter miles at the track on a 1300cc bike when you weigh less than 200 pounds.
But I agree most of these guys do it because they bought way to much bike and can't handle it, or they are just douche bags that have no clue and think it looks cool.
But I agree most of these guys do it because they bought way to much bike and can't handle it, or they are just douche bags that have no clue and think it looks cool.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: April 08, 2011 02:55PM
BB*X Wrote:
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> An extended swing arm is great for running quarter
> miles at the track on a 1300cc bike when you weigh
> less than 200 pounds.
>
> But I agree most of these guys do it because they
> bought way to much bike and can't handle it, or
> they are just douche bags that have no clue and
> think it looks cool.
Or they're black.
***EDIT***
sorry black guys, but go to bike week and then tell me I'm wrong.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/08/2011 02:56PM by Gonads & Strife.
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> An extended swing arm is great for running quarter
> miles at the track on a 1300cc bike when you weigh
> less than 200 pounds.
>
> But I agree most of these guys do it because they
> bought way to much bike and can't handle it, or
> they are just douche bags that have no clue and
> think it looks cool.
Or they're black.
***EDIT***
sorry black guys, but go to bike week and then tell me I'm wrong.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/08/2011 02:56PM by Gonads & Strife.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: April 08, 2011 07:07PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> BB*X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > An extended swing arm is great for running
> quarter
> > miles at the track on a 1300cc bike when you
> weigh
> > less than 200 pounds.
> >
> > But I agree most of these guys do it because
> they
> > bought way to much bike and can't handle it, or
> > they are just douche bags that have no clue and
> > think it looks cool.
>
>
> Or they're black.
>
>
>
> ***EDIT***
> sorry black guys, but go to bike week and then
> tell me I'm wrong.
I heard at black bike week that they now shutdown a lot of businesses, because they were being trashed and robbed. Seriously.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> BB*X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > An extended swing arm is great for running
> quarter
> > miles at the track on a 1300cc bike when you
> weigh
> > less than 200 pounds.
> >
> > But I agree most of these guys do it because
> they
> > bought way to much bike and can't handle it, or
> > they are just douche bags that have no clue and
> > think it looks cool.
>
>
> Or they're black.
>
>
>
> ***EDIT***
> sorry black guys, but go to bike week and then
> tell me I'm wrong.
I heard at black bike week that they now shutdown a lot of businesses, because they were being trashed and robbed. Seriously.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
,
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Date: April 08, 2011 11:11PM
,
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
MyStuff
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Date: April 09, 2011 06:29AM
It's like asking why this dude needs wheels like this:
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Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
samereason
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Date: April 09, 2011 10:21AM
Same reason the Harley Fags have loud mufflers - small dicks where their small brains should be...
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
justsayin
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Date: April 09, 2011 10:39AM
Ahmed. Wrote:
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> I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a 9
> inch swingarm??? wtf.
Why don't you worry more about not getting arrested while riding your little bike home and less about how the real riders are rolling?
I think they look cool because they make the bike look more like a light cycle.
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> I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a 9
> inch swingarm??? wtf.
Why don't you worry more about not getting arrested while riding your little bike home and less about how the real riders are rolling?
I think they look cool because they make the bike look more like a light cycle.
----------------------------------------
"She looks pretty good for 12, admit it." - WingNut, 04/24/2012
"I'm racist too. So what?" - Ellipsis 9/16/2011
"If you only knew who I was, and what I was working to do you would...have the decency to tell me I hated my nation and the way of life. I may not agree with...the government...I hate the "government"......" - Firrat 9/1/10
"there seems to be a queer...why? To try and further demean a defeated... dumb Tea party... I think we need more... far left folks on a regular basis - Louis Farakhan, Jesse Jackson...Al Sharpton" - Registered Voter, 8/19/2011
"If your computer is running slow, or you have any other problems, email me at with the problem and i am willing to fix it, for a price of course" - Taylor, spamming FFU on 04/12/2006. "N****rs as slaves again? I think so..." - Taylor, 09/20/2009
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
MrMystery
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Date: April 09, 2011 11:33AM
Who cares?
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Loser
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Date: April 09, 2011 01:41PM
MrMystery Wrote:
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> Who cares?
yeah let's talk about something interesting to you, like fisting or crack or being a deadbeat dad.
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> Who cares?
yeah let's talk about something interesting to you, like fisting or crack or being a deadbeat dad.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Trollface
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Date: May 22, 2012 08:33PM
justsayin Wrote:
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> Ahmed. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a
> 9
> > inch swingarm??? wtf.
>
> Why don't you worry more about not getting
> arrested while riding your little bike home and
> less about how the real riders are rolling?
>
> I think they look cool because they make the bike
> look more like a light cycle.
I heard stretched swingarms add HP.
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> Ahmed. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont fucking get this. I saw a katana with a
> 9
> > inch swingarm??? wtf.
>
> Why don't you worry more about not getting
> arrested while riding your little bike home and
> less about how the real riders are rolling?
>
> I think they look cool because they make the bike
> look more like a light cycle.
I heard stretched swingarms add HP.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
trogdor!
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Date: May 22, 2012 08:51PM
I have no idea what a swingarm is. And I'm glad.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: May 22, 2012 08:56PM
LOL Swingarms are for drag racing motorcycles....but the people that ride around town with those modded bikes are just the posers.
EDIT: Extended swingarms are for drag racing....
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/23/2012 12:11AM by eesh.
EDIT: Extended swingarms are for drag racing....
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/23/2012 12:11AM by eesh.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Bruce Variety
()
Date: May 22, 2012 11:59PM
^^^
agreed. And I don't even ride one...but I get it.
agreed. And I don't even ride one...but I get it.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
gary
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Date: February 23, 2013 08:53PM
1st off,the extension is for looks and also to keep it from popping up on you every time..it's more stable than a factory swing arm and is for racing...you don't ride and don't have all because you can't afford and don't know how...you sure know what colors and symbols stand for...are you sure your not trying to tell the guy on the bike that you want it up the ass or in your mouth.....quit being jealous and quit hating....it's a big thing here in Texas as well it's big all over...ASSUMING every rider is a retard because they have extended swing arms....your the fucking Douche Poon.......oh wait,I think I just saw you pass by on the same exact bike you described....lmfao...you trying to say you need it up the ass lol
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Blowtorch33
()
Date: February 23, 2013 09:27PM
its for the same reason you see fucktards with giant rear wings on the back of there 100 hp Civics and Kias. They need that downforce to manuever on the FX County Parkway!
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
From the pits
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Date: February 24, 2013 11:06AM
Real dragbikes are not streetable, nor are they street legal due typically to their exhaust system, etc. Real drag bikes typically run with a wheelie bar, on a strip.
Real drag bike racers have a separate street bike and typically don't need to be posers.. Real drag bike racers don't treat traffic lights as a Christmas tree.
Real drag bike racers on street bikes (with oem swingarms) can typically control their front wheels.
Real street bike racers will only do a pass when there is money or property at stake..
All else are just posers.
Real drag bike racers have a separate street bike and typically don't need to be posers.. Real drag bike racers don't treat traffic lights as a Christmas tree.
Real drag bike racers on street bikes (with oem swingarms) can typically control their front wheels.
Real street bike racers will only do a pass when there is money or property at stake..
All else are just posers.
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
wonder why?
()
Date: February 24, 2013 02:41PM
Answer:
Spicks and niggers...any more questions?
Spicks and niggers...any more questions?
Re: Why do retards in Northern Va put extended swingarms on their bikes?
Posted by:
Nuggz
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Date: February 25, 2013 06:50AM
gary Wrote:
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> 1st off,the extension is for looks and also to
> keep it from popping up on you every time..it's
> more stable than a factory swing arm and is for
> racing...you don't ride and don't have all because
> you can't afford and don't know how...you sure
> know what colors and symbols stand for...are you
> sure your not trying to tell the guy on the bike
> that you want it up the ass or in your
> mouth.....quit being jealous and quit
> hating....it's a big thing here in Texas as well
> it's big all over...ASSUMING every rider is a
> retard because they have extended swing
> arms....your the fucking Douche Poon.......oh
> wait,I think I just saw you pass by on the same
> exact bike you described....lmfao...you trying to
> say you need it up the ass lol
you're a bitch ass fag. my boy Nolan used to be able to keep the front wheel of his busa down no prob. anyone who cant isnt a real racer.
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> 1st off,the extension is for looks and also to
> keep it from popping up on you every time..it's
> more stable than a factory swing arm and is for
> racing...you don't ride and don't have all because
> you can't afford and don't know how...you sure
> know what colors and symbols stand for...are you
> sure your not trying to tell the guy on the bike
> that you want it up the ass or in your
> mouth.....quit being jealous and quit
> hating....it's a big thing here in Texas as well
> it's big all over...ASSUMING every rider is a
> retard because they have extended swing
> arms....your the fucking Douche Poon.......oh
> wait,I think I just saw you pass by on the same
> exact bike you described....lmfao...you trying to
> say you need it up the ass lol
you're a bitch ass fag. my boy Nolan used to be able to keep the front wheel of his busa down no prob. anyone who cant isnt a real racer.