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Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Job Beams ()
Date: October 07, 2007 06:22AM

Has God Ever Spoken to You?

News Item (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071006/D8S3MC9G0.html):


TULSA, Okla. (AP) - Twenty years ago, televangelist Oral Roberts said he was reading a spy novel when God appeared to him and told him to raise $8 million for Roberts' university, or else he would be "called home."

At a [Oral Roberts University] chapel service this week on the 5,300-student campus known for its 60-foot-tall bronze sculpture of praying hands, [Richard] Roberts said God told him: "We live in a litigious society. Anyone can get mad and file a lawsuit against another person whether they have a legitimate case or not. This lawsuit ... is about intimidation, blackmail and extortion."

History is replete with God or his/her representatives speaking to select people. The above news items made me wonder if God is speaking to any of us. This thread seeks to explore divine intervention and guidance. Given the sensitivity of this issue to many people, please, in God’s name, limit the facetious remarks.

Joe Smith Receives Guidance
from Angel Moroni

God Instructing Moses
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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 07, 2007 07:41AM

This thread seeks to explore divine intervention and guidance.
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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: October 07, 2007 08:39AM

I have seen the cat, and I am a believer!

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Job Beams ()
Date: October 07, 2007 08:46AM


The Master Provides
Divine Guidance to
TheMeeper

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Job Beams ()
Date: October 07, 2007 09:19AM


AMAZING REVELATION REVEALED!



You may believe this or not


When seeking divine inspiration, peering into my hat, I heard a mellifluous, purring voice, that spoke thusly:

TheMeeper is really the infamous Kathy from Atlanta

J. Beams Hears
Master's Voice
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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: GOD ()
Date: October 07, 2007 12:33PM

tHIS IS GOD SPEAKING. PLEASE MY CHILDREN, TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTERS, GO OUTSIDE AND HAVE AN ICE CREAM. BE AT PEACE.

OH AND GRAVIS. YOU WERE A MISTAKE. sORRY.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Oral Roberts ()
Date: October 07, 2007 09:57PM

Um, I wasn't reading a spy novel when god came to me, I was reading a book on the top 25 oral-sex positions.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: mariokart ()
Date: October 07, 2007 10:25PM

hi GOD, sup

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: October 08, 2007 11:46AM

God has spoken to me many times. Usually He tells me to be patient. He tells me what jobs to look for. But usually angels talk to me more often. God is mighty busy these days.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: GOD ()
Date: October 08, 2007 12:01PM

Robert Wrote:
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> God has spoken to me many times. Usually He tells
> me to be patient. He tells me what jobs to look
> for. But usually angels talk to me more often. God
> is mighty busy these days.


Yes, God is always watching you Robert. NOw STOP touching yourself when you think no one is watching! Stop it I say! Oh and watching TMZ and rating the male celebs on their "hotness" is NOT a job! Get thee GONE!

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: October 08, 2007 12:01PM

God told me just yesterday how he is getting his seat fixed for Hillary in 08 when she takes over.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 10:23AM

I believe that God (or something/someone) speaks to me every day via "gut" feelings. I also am a witness to divine intervention relative to circumstances involving myself and events affecting others.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: SaMiViMa ()
Date: October 09, 2007 10:28AM

Tia2 Wrote:
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> I believe that God (or something/someone) speaks
> to me every day via "gut" feelings.



I believe this too.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 09, 2007 10:51AM

actually i think thats your subconcious...

either that or your hungry.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: José Diego ()
Date: October 09, 2007 11:58AM

Welcome back, Tia2

Would you like to share your experience?

Tia2
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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 12:02PM

bdimag,

Do you think it's possible that our subconscious could be what we all assume/believe is God? Is our subconscious mind our higher spirit? Could our higher spirit be that part of us that continues to "live" once our physical body and ego has died?

By the way, I just had lunch and my gut tells me that you will reply....

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 12:32PM

José Diego Wrote:
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> Welcome back, Tia2
>
> Would you like to share your experience?
>
> Tia2


I will share one....

I was driving down Oak Valley in Vienna late one evening after a hard 14 hour work day. As soon as I made the right onto Oak Valley, I fell asleep at the wheel. When I awoke, my car (at the time a gold 280Z) was in a ditch with a mail box acting as an anchor preventing it from slipping further down into the crevice.

With no hesitation, I opened my car door and began to walk home, which was only about 1 mile away from the accident scene. Upon entering my home, my mother and father ran toward me with their arms outstretched as if to hug me. It was then that I fainted; only to wake again this time in my home with my Mother and Father leaning over me.

We called the police to report the accident, and met them at my car. The police officer was amazed to see me standing there, as he told us that when he arrived, he KNEW he was going to find the driver dead in the front seat. The car was wrapped like a U around a STEEL MAILBOX POLE that was buried 3 feet into the ground. Given that I was on the right side of the road and the car had drifted to the left for only about 5 or 6 ft, it should have made impact with the pole at the drivers’ side door or close to it. Instead, it was like some one turned the wheel so as to guide it more to the left to hit dead center which spared not only me, but a passenger (if I had one at the time.)

That is just one experience I have had that allows me to believe that Divine Intervention is possible and will come to anyone that is in need. Later that week I found the reason I was spared. My mother's mother died, and I needed to be there for her....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2007 12:32PM by Tia2.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: October 09, 2007 12:37PM

Where did we come from?
Why are we here?
Where do we go when we die?
What lies beyond
And what lay before?
Is anything certain in life?

They say, "Life is too short,"
"The here and the now"
And "You're only given one shot"
But could there be more,
Have I lived before,
Or could this be all that we've got?

If I die tomorrow
I'd be allright
Because I believe
That after we're gone
The spirit carries on

I used to be frightened of dying
I used to think death was the end
But that was before
I'm not scared anymore
I know that my soul will transcend

I may never find all the answers
I may never understand why
I may never prove
What I know to be true
But I know that I still have to try

If I die tomorrow
I'd be allright
Because I believe
That after we're gone
The spirit carries on

(Dream Theater - The Spirit Carries On)

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 12:39PM

THANK YOU SRE!

I wish I had that when my father died....

Thank you...

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: José Diego ()
Date: October 09, 2007 12:46PM

Wow. Holy tamale. I'm really glad that you are here to tell this story. A subconscious directed action? precognition at work? the hand of God reaching down?
Thank you for sharing.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 09, 2007 02:42PM

A gut feeling/subconcious is a result of past experiences and/or knowledge

if really want god to be in the argument, then you can argue that god made your mind in such a way that you retain enough knowledge and experiences to be able to guide yourself, without any extra help.

because its my understanding that god has made himself* out to be anything but obvious.. meaning that he will never directly tell or show you what to do..

*the idea of (a) god

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 02:51PM

bdimag Wrote:
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> A gut feeling/subconcious is a result of past
> experiences and/or knowledge

I believe that this definition fits deja vu better. I have had "gut" feelings about things that have not yet happened, and I am sure you have too.


bdimag Wrote:
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> because its my understanding that god has made
> himself* out to be anything but obvious.. meaning
> that he will never directly tell or show you what
> to do..
>

Agreed - free will - what a gift.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 09, 2007 02:58PM

thats why i threw in knowledge.. if it was limited to past experiences - then it would fit deja vu..

subconcious is what you know, but aren't necissarily thinking about

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 09, 2007 04:39PM

Then explain:

Why people get a gut feeling about a plane, decide not to go on it and the plane crashes

Why people get a gut feeling about a person and that person turns out to be a maniac

Why people get a gut feeling that their friend may be pregnant, and it turns out a few weeks later that they are indeed with child

Why people get a gut feeling about walking down a path somewhere, and it turns out that someone else got mugged that same day/evening..

In these and so many more examples, you did not KNOW anything...you just had a gut feeling...
Don't you think that could be a higher spirit/being talking to you?

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 09, 2007 04:56PM

> Why people get a gut feeling about a plane, decide
> not to go on it and the plane crashes

That was a movie.

> Why people get a gut feeling about a person and
> that person turns out to be a maniac

pre knowledge of how a normal person acts, and subconciously noticing maniacal tendencies or actions (no matter how subtle)

> Why people get a gut feeling that their friend may
> be pregnant, and it turns out a few weeks later
> that they are indeed with child

morning sickness

> Why people get a gut feeling about walking down a
> path somewhere, and it turns out that someone else
> got mugged that same day/evening..

paranoia and coincidence


you see.. originally i was going to add paranoia as part of your subconcious.. but i left it out because gut feelings aren't always about bad things happening to you..

imagine if you were the most oblivious person in the word.. so much that you don't even realize that crime exists in the world.. you'd walk down that path no matter what.. and you'd get mugged..



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2007 04:57PM by bdimag.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: mariokart ()
Date: October 09, 2007 05:02PM

Tia, I think you make some good points. But here's what I think. Those moments can just happen by chance. I mean, are you saying people get 'gut feelings' everyday? I don't think I do. I mean sometimes I will make a decision based on how I feel, but nothing would have happened if I did walk or go the other way. I do believe somewhat in a higher force, but I don't know about this.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: GOD ()
Date: October 09, 2007 06:02PM

ATTENTION MY CHILDREN. THIS IS GOD SPEAKING TO YOU KNOW. REMOVE THY CLOTHING AND RUN JUST AS i MADE THEE THROUGH THE STREETS. AND LO THOU SHALT BE BLESSED. NO SO FAST graviS THINE SOUL IS IRRIDEEMABLE. eXCEPT IN ALASKA, HAWAII AND VERMONT FOR 2 CENTS.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: October 10, 2007 09:07AM

mariokart Wrote:
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> Tia, I think you make some good points. But here's
> what I think. Those moments can just happen by
> chance. I mean, are you saying people get 'gut
> feelings' everyday? I don't think I do. I mean
> sometimes I will make a decision based on how I
> feel, but nothing would have happened if I did
> walk or go the other way. I do believe somewhat in
> a higher force, but I don't know about this.

All I am saying is that when you do get a "gut feeling" I believe that to be a higher power speaking to me, trying to guide me in the right direction.

I don't want to get too involved here because I don't want to offend anyone, but I also believe that you are ALWAYS given (2) choices. One decision will keep you on your life's path, the other will lead you away (but you can always come back). That is where FREE WILL comes into play, and whether or not you follow your "gut" will result with you either staying on or straying from the path you are supposed to follow.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 10, 2007 12:03PM

if god doesn't exist... then what are all these churches for? and who... is jesus's dad?

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Job Beams ()
Date: October 10, 2007 01:41PM

Don't forget the temples, mosques, synagogues, etc. They each have different gods.

Jesus's dad was Joseph.

More definitive explanations to your questions are at:

http://richarddawkins.net/

or read The God Delusion

http://www.complete-review.com/reviews/dawkinsr/gdelusion.htm

All will be made clear, Grasshopper.
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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: October 10, 2007 03:15PM

sry was quoting something

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: October 10, 2007 04:24PM

I can’t stand it when someone says the power of the lord helped me (lose weight, walk again, quit smoking, turned gay to straight, changed Coke to Pepsi)

No, it wasn’t God,
You either put down the donuts and went for a walk, used your will power to quit lighting up, the technology of science helped restore the nerves thru stem cells..or just found that smoking pole wasn’t for you.

Why do people insist on self deprecation in the name of the Lord? People need to give themselves more credit were credit is due.

- It wasn’t all the hard work and people coming together to save a town that stopped the flood waters, it was God.
-It couldn’t have been your brain's instinct, learned thru life experience, that recognized a pattern in someone’s look or demeanor, that told you to steer clear of some shady guy.. It was God who directed you.
-And when something happened that someone cant explain, instead of trying to figure it out and exercise the brain, it is so much easier for it to be written off as Gods will.

In the beginning we had Gods and the supernatural to explain the rise and fall of the tides, sun, moon and stars. Later under a more traditional monotheism we believed the Lord controlled the universe and the motion of the planets, and then we figured out gravity. The supernatural answers to the questions that science has not yet understood, the questions we now so easily write off as 'Gods will', will too be found just as absurd as Zeus' lightning and Poseidon’s tides

And if one person brings up the Singularity argument, I will e-slap them back to kingdom-come. lol

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: GOD.....again ()
Date: October 10, 2007 04:35PM

Take a Stand, this is GOD. Drop the pissed off. righteous attitude or else I will drop a plague of locusts on your house. DO YOU HEAR ME? CAN I GET AN AMEN?

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: October 10, 2007 04:43PM

Amen , Amen


GOD Wrote:
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>THE STREETS. AND LO THOU SHALT
> BE BLESSED. NO SO FAST graviS THINE SOUL IS
> IRRIDEEMABLE. eXCEPT IN ALASKA, HAWAII AND VERMONT
> FOR 2 CENTS.


I busted out laughing on that one.. God does have a sense of humor.
Like a kid with an ant farm.. :-)

Amen-

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: mariokart ()
Date: October 10, 2007 11:40PM

GOD.....again Wrote:
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> Take a Stand, this is GOD. Drop the pissed off.
> righteous attitude or else I will drop a plague of
> locusts on your house. DO YOU HEAR ME? CAN I GET
> AN AMEN?

*hugs*

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: October 11, 2007 12:44AM

You are so wrong about that. God really helped me lose weight. Because I could NOT do it. And you are so wrong. The Devil wants man to be arrogant and think he does it all without the help of God. Who needs God? people say. They are so wrong. Its a total lie.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Chubby ()
Date: October 11, 2007 10:14AM

You are sorely mistaken, Robert. You did not lose weight. You are still lining up in front of Lee's Fried Chicken every day before it opens.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: Yes ()
Date: October 24, 2007 06:37AM

God spoke to me when I ripped a fart and I ended up shitting my pants.

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Re: Has God Ever Spoken to You?
Posted by: God the Almighty ()
Date: January 12, 2016 12:06AM

I am speaking to Lizzie now.

Fuck yourself and die.

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