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I have a few people that I take care of/live with me
Posted by: Drink alot id alcohol ()
Date: March 14, 2026 08:08PM

And we all gotta share one bathroom and when I take a piss and can't use bathroom, I go to kitchen and puss in one their cups, even though 8 clean their copba couple times, I still feel guilty

How many times should u clean someone drinking cup that you pissed in?

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Re: I have a few people that I take care of/live with me
Date: March 14, 2026 08:30PM

if you pissed in it, you should make sure you don't use that cup for your guests anymore, otherwise, you don't deserve to have any friends of any value

eye piss in bottles, almost exclusively, wide mouth are the best...it eliminates the pee sprinkle problem and you can really let loose in those things

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Re: I have a few people that I take care of/live with me
Posted by: TKHDF ()
Date: March 14, 2026 08:31PM

Pee in the trash can &:wash your hands with dish soap in the kitchen sink.
Save the can when you open a can of soup or beans. Pee in that. Dump it outside or in the sink. Rinse it out & pour it in the sink, too
Problem solved.
You're welcome.

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Re: I have a few people that I take care of/live with me
Posted by: But I cleaned it ()
Date: March 14, 2026 08:40PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> if you pissed in it, you should make sure you
> don't use that cup for your guests anymore,
> otherwise, you don't deserve to have any friends
> of any value
>
> eye piss in bottles, almost exclusively, wide
> mouth are the best...it eliminates the pee
> sprinkle problem and you can really let loose in
> those things


I was afraid of this, ur making me feel like a pos

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Re: I have a fhat I take care of/live with me
Posted by: Maggot brain ()
Date: March 14, 2026 08:41PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> if you pissed in it, you should make sure you
> don't use that cup for your guests anymore,
> otherwise, you don't deserve to have any friends
> of any value
>
> eye piss in bottles, almost exclusively, wide
> mouth are the best...it eliminates the pee
> sprinkle problem and you can really let loose in
> those things

Pissing in bottles takes skill and being sober that ain't happening here

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Re: I have a few people that I take care of/live with me
Date: March 14, 2026 09:00PM

if you pee in the trash can, you still dealing with pee sprinkles so you have to slow down your urine stream...the bottle catches the pee sprinkles...




my intention wasn't to make you feel like a pos and om sorry if eye did

pissing in a run of the mill empty 2 liter of soda bottle for instance, due to physics, it's a little tricky and eye could cee your apprehension....a lot of margin for error!

but this empty 16 ounce glass wide mouth bottle that was originally for Sea Moss jelly, eye think an intoxicated man could handle it....just have to make sure you hold onto the bottle like your life depends on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzMu0AQDnvA

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Re: I have a few people that I take care of/live with me
Posted by: Mahdi has an unpleasant odor ()
Date: March 22, 2026 05:10AM

Screenshot-2025-11-28-at-16-18-28

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