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Nymphomania Convention
Posted by:
slubdawg
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Date: November 02, 2010 03:22PM
Nymphomaniac Convention...
A man boarded an airplane and took
His seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
Boarding the plane..
He Soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have
It, she took the seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a
Conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned,
Smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention in Boston "
He
Swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next
To him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to
Maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this Convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have
Learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about Sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
Are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is
That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent
Who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely
The best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a
Little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
Discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.."
"Tonto,"
The man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took
His seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
Boarding the plane..
He Soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have
It, she took the seat right beside his..
Eager to strike up a
Conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned,
Smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention in Boston "
He
Swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next
To him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to
Maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this Convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have
Learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about Sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men
Are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is
That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent
Who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely
The best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a
Little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
Discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.."
"Tonto,"
The man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
Bubba
Re: Nymphomania Convention
Posted by:
Sad Fact
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Date: November 02, 2010 03:38PM
Too bad Bubba was just courting a TRANNY !