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Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Why
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:10PM
I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
Quiet
Polite
Soft spoken
Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was told are admirable qualities that women often look for. I speak with a slight accent due to being from another country. So wat is't people, why am I not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Quiet
Polite
Soft spoken
Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was told are admirable qualities that women often look for. I speak with a slight accent due to being from another country. So wat is't people, why am I not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
justsayin
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:15PM
They look for that when they hit their 30's and haven't been engaged yet.
From teens until then they look for the opposite.
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"She looks pretty good for 12, admit it." - WingNut, 04/24/2012
"I'm racist too. So what?" - Ellipsis 9/16/2011
"If you only knew who I was, and what I was working to do you would...have the decency to tell me I hated my nation and the way of life. I may not agree with...the government...I hate the "government"......" - Firrat 9/1/10
"there seems to be a queer...why? To try and further demean a defeated... dumb Tea party... I think we need more... far left folks on a regular basis - Louis Farakhan, Jesse Jackson...Al Sharpton" - Registered Voter, 8/19/2011
"If your computer is running slow, or you have any other problems, email me at with the problem and i am willing to fix it, for a price of course" - Taylor, spamming FFU on 04/12/2006. "N****rs as slaves again? I think so..." - Taylor, 09/20/2009
From teens until then they look for the opposite.
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"She looks pretty good for 12, admit it." - WingNut, 04/24/2012
"I'm racist too. So what?" - Ellipsis 9/16/2011
"If you only knew who I was, and what I was working to do you would...have the decency to tell me I hated my nation and the way of life. I may not agree with...the government...I hate the "government"......" - Firrat 9/1/10
"there seems to be a queer...why? To try and further demean a defeated... dumb Tea party... I think we need more... far left folks on a regular basis - Louis Farakhan, Jesse Jackson...Al Sharpton" - Registered Voter, 8/19/2011
"If your computer is running slow, or you have any other problems, email me at with the problem and i am willing to fix it, for a price of course" - Taylor, spamming FFU on 04/12/2006. "N****rs as slaves again? I think so..." - Taylor, 09/20/2009
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
HIV, no thanks
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:17PM
If you are fuckin DC hoes then you got AIDS. Women don't want that!
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:21PM
bitches be bitches. sometimes bitches be hoes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Why
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:31PM
I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are stupid and immature. So much for being quiet spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my chest.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:34PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:06PM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:06PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:36PM
Why Wrote:
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> I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's
> not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are
> stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> chest.
We're talking about a culture of women who idolize the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey Shore/Real Housewives cast.
These are the girls that always complain that they can't find a decent man, and blame everything other than the fact that they're just fucking bitches.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's
> not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are
> stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> chest.
We're talking about a culture of women who idolize the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey Shore/Real Housewives cast.
These are the girls that always complain that they can't find a decent man, and blame everything other than the fact that they're just fucking bitches.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:40PM
yeah, every bitch I ever met is the same way. This bitch, that bitch, all bitches....exactly the same. Bitches want the alpha male. All bitches are the same that way.....these bitches want a silverback gorilla for a boyfriend; every bitch, every time. I knew a bitch who was like that....this bitch would go for the jerk, or the rich guy, or the rich jerk; that's the kind of bitch this bitch was.
Bitch.
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Bitch.
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Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:52PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> yeah, every bitch I ever met is the same way. This
> bitch, that bitch, all bitches....exactly the
> same. Bitches want the alpha male. All bitches are
> the same that way.....these bitches want a
> silverback gorilla for a boyfriend; every bitch,
> every time. I knew a bitch who was like
> that....this bitch would go for the jerk, or the
> rich guy, or the rich jerk; that's the kind of
> bitch this bitch was.
>
> Bitch.
HAHAHA......gotta love Miz
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> yeah, every bitch I ever met is the same way. This
> bitch, that bitch, all bitches....exactly the
> same. Bitches want the alpha male. All bitches are
> the same that way.....these bitches want a
> silverback gorilla for a boyfriend; every bitch,
> every time. I knew a bitch who was like
> that....this bitch would go for the jerk, or the
> rich guy, or the rich jerk; that's the kind of
> bitch this bitch was.
>
> Bitch.
HAHAHA......gotta love Miz
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: November 01, 2010 07:57PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
LOL. Truer words have never been written.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
LOL. Truer words have never been written.
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
()
Date: November 01, 2010 08:59PM
Why Wrote:
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> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Mr. President, please, we need you to focus on the economy now...
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> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Mr. President, please, we need you to focus on the economy now...
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Genevieve
()
Date: November 01, 2010 09:27PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> We're talking about a culture of women who idolize
> the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey
> Shore/Real Housewives cast.
>
> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
Surely you wouldn't include me in that description? :-P
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> We're talking about a culture of women who idolize
> the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey
> Shore/Real Housewives cast.
>
> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
Surely you wouldn't include me in that description? :-P
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 01, 2010 09:28PM
Why Wrote:
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> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet?
Sounds like you're associating with the wrong women.
> I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Sounds like you're associating with the wrong women.
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> yeah, every bitch I ever met is the same way. This
> bitch, that bitch, all bitches....exactly the
> same. Bitches want the alpha male. All bitches are
> the same that way.....these bitches want a
> silverback gorilla for a boyfriend; every bitch,
> every time. I knew a bitch who was like
> that....this bitch would go for the jerk, or the
> rich guy, or the rich jerk; that's the kind of
> bitch this bitch was.
>
> Bitch.
LOL! I love the final "Bitch".
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> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet?
Sounds like you're associating with the wrong women.
> I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Sounds like you're associating with the wrong women.
Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yeah, every bitch I ever met is the same way. This
> bitch, that bitch, all bitches....exactly the
> same. Bitches want the alpha male. All bitches are
> the same that way.....these bitches want a
> silverback gorilla for a boyfriend; every bitch,
> every time. I knew a bitch who was like
> that....this bitch would go for the jerk, or the
> rich guy, or the rich jerk; that's the kind of
> bitch this bitch was.
>
> Bitch.
LOL! I love the final "Bitch".
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: November 01, 2010 10:45PM
Why Wrote:
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> I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's
> not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are
> stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> chest.
Well now we know you are middle Eastern. You people think all Americans are stupid.
Go back to your country and go fuck a camel
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
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> I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's
> not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are
> stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> chest.
Well now we know you are middle Eastern. You people think all Americans are stupid.
Go back to your country and go fuck a camel
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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Oh yeah baby
()
Date: November 01, 2010 10:57PM
Why Wrote:
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> I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's
> not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are
> stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> chest.
^^FAT Fuck Chuckie post^^
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> I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe it's
> not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches are
> stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> chest.
^^FAT Fuck Chuckie post^^
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 02, 2010 12:35AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Why Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe
> it's
> > not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> > hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches
> are
> > stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> > spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> > chest.
>
> We're talking about a culture of women who idolize
> the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey
> Shore/Real Housewives cast.
>
> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
well meph, i'm an american woman and don't watch that show.
i don't even have a television, for that matter.
i do have a bad cold, though.
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> Why Wrote:
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> -----
> > I am starting to think that maybe, just maybe
> it's
> > not me that has the problem -but the bitches 'n
> > hoes on these shores. I swear American bitches
> are
> > stupid and immature. So much for being quiet
> > spoken. Sorry, jus needed to get that off my
> > chest.
>
> We're talking about a culture of women who idolize
> the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey
> Shore/Real Housewives cast.
>
> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
well meph, i'm an american woman and don't watch that show.
i don't even have a television, for that matter.
i do have a bad cold, though.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2010 12:38AM by themuse.
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Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
warren beatty
()
Date: November 02, 2010 03:23AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> We're talking about a culture of women who idolize
> the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey
> Shore/Real Housewives cast.
>
> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
Is it this mindset that leads some girlies who can't find a man worthy of them to experiment with lesbianism?
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> We're talking about a culture of women who idolize
> the shallow, empty lives of people like the Jersey
> Shore/Real Housewives cast.
>
> These are the girls that always complain that they
> can't find a decent man, and blame everything
> other than the fact that they're just fucking
> bitches.
Is it this mindset that leads some girlies who can't find a man worthy of them to experiment with lesbianism?
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
chuckhoffmann
()
Date: November 02, 2010 03:33AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:15PM by chuckhoffmann.
"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 02:15PM by chuckhoffmann.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Yahweh
()
Date: November 02, 2010 09:19AM
justsayin Wrote:
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> They look for that when they hit their 30's and
> haven't been engaged yet.
>
> From teens until then they look for the opposite.
So true. You can be all of those good qualities too, but first and foremost, you must be confident (not cocky, but close).
The meek may inherit the earth, but they aren’t getting laid in the meantime.
You had better hurry up though, you will end up with some 30 something, been around the block, bitter divorcée, reluctant to marry you, while you are stuck raising her and someone else’s kids. Sad sad.
I’m just glad I found my wife at 18, before she was too damaged.
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> They look for that when they hit their 30's and
> haven't been engaged yet.
>
> From teens until then they look for the opposite.
So true. You can be all of those good qualities too, but first and foremost, you must be confident (not cocky, but close).
The meek may inherit the earth, but they aren’t getting laid in the meantime.
You had better hurry up though, you will end up with some 30 something, been around the block, bitter divorcée, reluctant to marry you, while you are stuck raising her and someone else’s kids. Sad sad.
I’m just glad I found my wife at 18, before she was too damaged.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: November 02, 2010 09:23AM
Women don't want quiet and polite men. They want Brad Pitt with a twelve-inch cock and $30 million who will put up with their shit. In other words, they will never be happy.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Britdrnva~
()
Date: November 02, 2010 10:23AM
Women may think they want a 12" cock but that would hurt (not saying I have one that big) 99% of women imo.
This is what I think the majority of women want - in no order:
1. Likes someone that is working in a decent job (i.e. not necessarily rich but doing fair to well in life)
2. Educated
3. Likes to play (i.e. be a bit dangerous and/or spontaneous)
4. Knows what you want/like in life (i.e. confidence) - know thyself which leads to...
5. Has a self-esteem
6. Isn't fugly (though there is an inverse proportion to the $ and/or fame with looks - so if you're very wealthy and/or famous but very ugly the wealth/fame will trump the looks).
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This is what I think the majority of women want - in no order:
1. Likes someone that is working in a decent job (i.e. not necessarily rich but doing fair to well in life)
2. Educated
3. Likes to play (i.e. be a bit dangerous and/or spontaneous)
4. Knows what you want/like in life (i.e. confidence) - know thyself which leads to...
5. Has a self-esteem
6. Isn't fugly (though there is an inverse proportion to the $ and/or fame with looks - so if you're very wealthy and/or famous but very ugly the wealth/fame will trump the looks).
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2010 10:25AM by Britdrnva~.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: November 02, 2010 10:25AM
Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Women may think they want a 12" cock but that
> would hurt (not saying I have one that big) 99% of
> women imo.
>
> This is what I think the majority of women want -
> in no order:
>
> 1. Likes someone that is working in a decent job
> (i.e. not necessarily rich but doing fair to well
> in life)
> 2. Educated
> 3. Likes to play (i.e. be a bit dangerous and/or
> spontaneous)
> 4. Knows what you want/like in life (i.e.
> confidence) - know thyself which leads to...
> 5. Has a self-esteem
> 6. Isn't fugly (though there is an inverse
> proportion to the $ and/or fame with looks - so if
> you're very wealthy and/or famous but very ugly
> the wealth/fame will trump the looks).
You might think that. But eventually it will come around to the fact that you aren't Brad Pitt with a 12" cock and $30 million.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> Women may think they want a 12" cock but that
> would hurt (not saying I have one that big) 99% of
> women imo.
>
> This is what I think the majority of women want -
> in no order:
>
> 1. Likes someone that is working in a decent job
> (i.e. not necessarily rich but doing fair to well
> in life)
> 2. Educated
> 3. Likes to play (i.e. be a bit dangerous and/or
> spontaneous)
> 4. Knows what you want/like in life (i.e.
> confidence) - know thyself which leads to...
> 5. Has a self-esteem
> 6. Isn't fugly (though there is an inverse
> proportion to the $ and/or fame with looks - so if
> you're very wealthy and/or famous but very ugly
> the wealth/fame will trump the looks).
You might think that. But eventually it will come around to the fact that you aren't Brad Pitt with a 12" cock and $30 million.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: November 02, 2010 10:36AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> You might think that. But eventually it will come
> around to the fact that you aren't Brad Pitt with
> a 12" cock and $30 million.
That's why I like to vacation in southeast Asia. To many of the women there, an 8 inch cock and $100,000 cash in the bank is a big deal.
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> You might think that. But eventually it will come
> around to the fact that you aren't Brad Pitt with
> a 12" cock and $30 million.
That's why I like to vacation in southeast Asia. To many of the women there, an 8 inch cock and $100,000 cash in the bank is a big deal.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
hoocoodanode
()
Date: November 02, 2010 07:50PM
I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken men. Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go out and get me one of those metrosexuals.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 02, 2010 08:11PM
hoocoodanode Wrote:
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> I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken men.
> Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like
> feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go out
> and get me one of those metrosexuals.
hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet and soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make your panties all wet? Look at how manly this man was, back in his prime. How is being quiet the same as being feminine? Does this man look feminine to you?
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> I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken men.
> Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like
> feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go out
> and get me one of those metrosexuals.
hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet and soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make your panties all wet? Look at how manly this man was, back in his prime. How is being quiet the same as being feminine? Does this man look feminine to you?
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Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 02, 2010 08:20PM
Why Wrote:
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> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
so what's wrong with dc hoes, why?
yeefuckinghaw
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> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
so what's wrong with dc hoes, why?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
hoocoodanodе
()
Date: November 02, 2010 08:44PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hoocoodanode Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken
> men.
> > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like
> > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go
> out
> > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
>
> hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet and
> soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint
> Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make your
> panties all wet?
How do you know this about me?
> Look at how manly this man was,
> back in his prime. How is being quiet the same as
> being feminine? Does this man look feminine to
> you?
Mr. Misery, put on a poncho and I’ll make your night.
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> hoocoodanode Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken
> men.
> > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like
> > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go
> out
> > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
>
> hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet and
> soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint
> Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make your
> panties all wet?
How do you know this about me?
> Look at how manly this man was,
> back in his prime. How is being quiet the same as
> being feminine? Does this man look feminine to
> you?
Mr. Misery, put on a poncho and I’ll make your night.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 02, 2010 08:46PM
fake sexy hoocoodanode^^^^
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Black Adam
()
Date: November 02, 2010 09:29PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
> >
> > Quiet
> > Polite
> > Soft spoken
> > Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I
> was
> > told are admirable qualities that women often
> look
> > for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> > from another country. So wat is't people, why am
> I
> > not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> > going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always
> afraid
> > I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
>
> so what's wrong with dc hoes, why?
WHO da hell cares bout dc hoes????? tha ho central hookup iz in Manassas!
Jus try Addy's on thursday nites. You can git some mityfine coupons at da rest area on 66 fo da cheap motel room you will be needen.
Remember--- before you check her oil, wrap it in foil!!!
Yours in Christ
Black Adam
-------------------------------------------------------
> Why Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
> >
> > Quiet
> > Polite
> > Soft spoken
> > Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I
> was
> > told are admirable qualities that women often
> look
> > for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> > from another country. So wat is't people, why am
> I
> > not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> > going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always
> afraid
> > I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
>
> so what's wrong with dc hoes, why?
WHO da hell cares bout dc hoes????? tha ho central hookup iz in Manassas!
Jus try Addy's on thursday nites. You can git some mityfine coupons at da rest area on 66 fo da cheap motel room you will be needen.
Remember--- before you check her oil, wrap it in foil!!!
Yours in Christ
Black Adam
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: November 03, 2010 11:22AM
Why Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Anonymous Hoffmann post.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I really don't understand. A lil bit about me.
>
> Quiet
> Polite
> Soft spoken
> Not easy to anger, or show emotions. These I was
> told are admirable qualities that women often look
> for. I speak with a slight accent due to being
> from another country. So wat is't people, why am I
> not chick magnet? I am starting to get tired of
> going to DC to fuck hoes. And I am always afraid
> I'd get busted for taking them to a hotel.
Anonymous Hoffmann post.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 12:28PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Women don't want quiet and polite men. They want
> Brad Pitt with a twelve-inch cock
Women do not care about the size of a man’s penis. I realize I'm generalizing and there are probably some who do pull out the ruler, but maybe they’re the ones who spent their high school years giving you guys blow jobs behind the bleachers.
Dicks are all they know.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Women don't want quiet and polite men. They want
> Brad Pitt with a twelve-inch cock
Women do not care about the size of a man’s penis. I realize I'm generalizing and there are probably some who do pull out the ruler, but maybe they’re the ones who spent their high school years giving you guys blow jobs behind the bleachers.
Dicks are all they know.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 12:47PM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Women don't want quiet and polite men. They
> want
> > Brad Pitt with a twelve-inch cock
>
>
> Women do not care about the size of a man’s
> penis. I realize I'm generalizing and there are
> probably some who do pull out the ruler, but maybe
> they’re the ones who spent their high school
> years giving you guys blow jobs behind the
> bleachers.
>
> Dicks are all they know.
+1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how well you work it, imo.
yeefuckinghaw
-------------------------------------------------------
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Women don't want quiet and polite men. They
> want
> > Brad Pitt with a twelve-inch cock
>
>
> Women do not care about the size of a man’s
> penis. I realize I'm generalizing and there are
> probably some who do pull out the ruler, but maybe
> they’re the ones who spent their high school
> years giving you guys blow jobs behind the
> bleachers.
>
> Dicks are all they know.
+1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how well you work it, imo.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 01:03PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how
> well you work it, imo.
That's what every girl says until she gets ripped apart by some donkey dick. Then, cock size is the main part of the story when she tells her girlfriends.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how
> well you work it, imo.
That's what every girl says until she gets ripped apart by some donkey dick. Then, cock size is the main part of the story when she tells her girlfriends.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 01:10PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but
> how
> > well you work it, imo.
>
> That's what every girl says until she gets ripped
> apart by some donkey dick. Then, cock size is the
> main part of the story when she tells her
> girlfriends.
first of all there just aren't that many donkey dicks out there.
that's a lie guys tell to keep their friends looking up to them.
and, fwiw, no, donkey dicks are not fun. a girl like me is very limited to what she can do with a cock that big.
my response was aimed to the guys who feel a little shy of average.
and i stand by what i said:
it's not the size of the tool but rather how well one works it.
period.
yeefuckinghaw
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but
> how
> > well you work it, imo.
>
> That's what every girl says until she gets ripped
> apart by some donkey dick. Then, cock size is the
> main part of the story when she tells her
> girlfriends.
first of all there just aren't that many donkey dicks out there.
that's a lie guys tell to keep their friends looking up to them.
and, fwiw, no, donkey dicks are not fun. a girl like me is very limited to what she can do with a cock that big.
my response was aimed to the guys who feel a little shy of average.
and i stand by what i said:
it's not the size of the tool but rather how well one works it.
period.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 01:22PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> my response was aimed to the guys who feel a
> little shy of average.
> and i stand by what i said:
> it's not the size of the tool but rather how well
> one works it.
> period.
... until you find a guy with a horse cock that can work it well.
But yeah, most guys with massive schlongs think technique is for guys with smaller wing wongs.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> my response was aimed to the guys who feel a
> little shy of average.
> and i stand by what i said:
> it's not the size of the tool but rather how well
> one works it.
> period.
... until you find a guy with a horse cock that can work it well.
But yeah, most guys with massive schlongs think technique is for guys with smaller wing wongs.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Tee Hee
()
Date: November 03, 2010 01:41PM
"wing wongs"....LOL
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 01:55PM
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but
> how
> > well you work it, imo.
If I may, I’d like to add a few more words to this. Your hands and what you do with them are far more important than your penis. And, unless you are with a whore or a prostitute, making a woman feel loved.. making her feel beautiful.. well, that really is the key right there.
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That's what every girl says until she gets ripped
> apart by some donkey dick. Then, cock size is the
> main part of the story when she tells her
> girlfriends.
Well, I guess she has to explain why she spent the night in the ER getting stitched up.
> --------------------------------------------------
> > +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but
> how
> > well you work it, imo.
If I may, I’d like to add a few more words to this. Your hands and what you do with them are far more important than your penis. And, unless you are with a whore or a prostitute, making a woman feel loved.. making her feel beautiful.. well, that really is the key right there.
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That's what every girl says until she gets ripped
> apart by some donkey dick. Then, cock size is the
> main part of the story when she tells her
> girlfriends.
Well, I guess she has to explain why she spent the night in the ER getting stitched up.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 01:58PM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> making a woman feel loved.. making her feel beautiful..
> well, that really is the key right there.
Fag.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> making a woman feel loved.. making her feel beautiful..
> well, that really is the key right there.
Fag.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: November 03, 2010 02:02PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
>
> +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how
> well you work it, imo.
You could be the Mario Andretti of the penis working world. If you are behind the wheel of a Yugo, you still aren't going to be able to compete with a fucktard sporting a Maserati.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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>
>
> +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how
> well you work it, imo.
You could be the Mario Andretti of the penis working world. If you are behind the wheel of a Yugo, you still aren't going to be able to compete with a fucktard sporting a Maserati.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 02:03PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > making a woman feel loved.. making her feel
> beautiful..
> > well, that really is the key right there.
>
> Fag.
+1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a lil' too suspect.
it's my belief that nobody is capable of "making" someone feel loved or beautiful.
alias, are you sure you're female?
yeefuckinghaw
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > making a woman feel loved.. making her feel
> beautiful..
> > well, that really is the key right there.
>
> Fag.
+1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a lil' too suspect.
it's my belief that nobody is capable of "making" someone feel loved or beautiful.
alias, are you sure you're female?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: November 03, 2010 02:03PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> +1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a lil'
> too suspect.
> it's my belief that nobody is capable of "making"
> someone feel loved or beautiful.
> alias, are you sure you're female?
She's a female who watches Oprah. Make sense now?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> +1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a lil'
> too suspect.
> it's my belief that nobody is capable of "making"
> someone feel loved or beautiful.
> alias, are you sure you're female?
She's a female who watches Oprah. Make sense now?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 02:11PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > my response was aimed to the guys who feel a
> > little shy of average.
> > and i stand by what i said:
> > it's not the size of the tool but rather how
> well
> > one works it.
> > period.
>
> ... until you find a guy with a horse cock that
> can work it well.
>
> But yeah, most guys with massive schlongs think
> technique is for guys with smaller wing wongs.
are you selling something, meph?
@wtl - plus one and yes, yes i do.
yeefuckinghaw
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > my response was aimed to the guys who feel a
> > little shy of average.
> > and i stand by what i said:
> > it's not the size of the tool but rather how
> well
> > one works it.
> > period.
>
> ... until you find a guy with a horse cock that
> can work it well.
>
> But yeah, most guys with massive schlongs think
> technique is for guys with smaller wing wongs.
are you selling something, meph?
@wtl - plus one and yes, yes i do.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 02:28PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> are you selling something, meph?
My trouser titan isn't for sale.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> are you selling something, meph?
My trouser titan isn't for sale.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 02:34PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > +1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a
> lil'
> > too suspect.
> > it's my belief that nobody is capable of
> "making"
> > someone feel loved or beautiful.
> > alias, are you sure you're female?
>
> She's a female who watches Oprah. Make sense now?
Sorry, Mr. Washington, but I thought you were the soap opera queen on this message board.
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > +1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a
> lil'
> > too suspect.
> > it's my belief that nobody is capable of
> "making"
> > someone feel loved or beautiful.
> > alias, are you sure you're female?
>
> She's a female who watches Oprah. Make sense now?
Sorry, Mr. Washington, but I thought you were the soap opera queen on this message board.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 03:20PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > making a woman feel loved.. making her feel
> > beautiful..
> > > well, that really is the key right there.
> >
> > Fag.
Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman, it's all about foreplay and how you make her feel, not your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> +1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a lil'
> too suspect.
> it's my belief that nobody is capable of "making"
> someone feel loved or beautiful.
Not true. Now, I'm not talking about throwing around the Love word just to get in some girl's pants, that's just bullshit, but romancing a woman, showing her that you love her and yes, making her feel beautiful, are aphrodisiacs.
Are you sure you are a woman, muse?
-------------------------------------------------------
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > making a woman feel loved.. making her feel
> > beautiful..
> > > well, that really is the key right there.
> >
> > Fag.
Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman, it's all about foreplay and how you make her feel, not your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> +1 sorry alias, but that last comment was a lil'
> too suspect.
> it's my belief that nobody is capable of "making"
> someone feel loved or beautiful.
Not true. Now, I'm not talking about throwing around the Love word just to get in some girl's pants, that's just bullshit, but romancing a woman, showing her that you love her and yes, making her feel beautiful, are aphrodisiacs.
Are you sure you are a woman, muse?
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 03:23PM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman, it's
> all about foreplay and how you make her feel, not
> your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman, it's
> all about foreplay and how you make her feel, not
> your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 03:32PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> it's
> > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> not
> > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
>
> I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
i dunno about that, meph.
but i for one can't help but let out a "yeeeee" when i see your name lit up in blue like that.
yeeeeeeeeeeee.
yeefuckinghaw
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> it's
> > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> not
> > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
>
> I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
i dunno about that, meph.
but i for one can't help but let out a "yeeeee" when i see your name lit up in blue like that.
yeeeeeeeeeeee.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Britdrnva~
()
Date: November 03, 2010 03:42PM
I agree with the one poster - if you have a small cock - you're always going to feel inadequate in that dept...there is just no fixing that. Certainly you could make a woman feel good with your hands and mouth, but most women love to feel something inside them.
Now there is a not so fine line between feeling something and getting ripped apart by a 12" cock - of which statistically speaking there are so few actually that large as to make it a statistical anomaly. Even a 9" cock is extremely rare occurring in <1% of males.
As for women getting off on foreplay - they do much more than we do. But as far as I know most also like penetration as a part of that package too.
Now there is a not so fine line between feeling something and getting ripped apart by a 12" cock - of which statistically speaking there are so few actually that large as to make it a statistical anomaly. Even a 9" cock is extremely rare occurring in <1% of males.
As for women getting off on foreplay - they do much more than we do. But as far as I know most also like penetration as a part of that package too.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 03:48PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> it's
> > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> not
> > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
>
> I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
What is it you guys are always saying?
This thread is no good without pics?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> it's
> > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> not
> > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
>
> I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
What is it you guys are always saying?
This thread is no good without pics?
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 03:55PM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> > it's
> > > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> > not
> > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> >
> > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
>
>
> What is it you guys are always saying?
>
> This thread is no good without pics?
I'll post a picture of my cock if you post a picture of your boobies.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
-------------------------------------------------------
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> > it's
> > > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> > not
> > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> >
> > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
>
>
> What is it you guys are always saying?
>
> This thread is no good without pics?
I'll post a picture of my cock if you post a picture of your boobies.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:23PM
Britdrnva~ Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I agree with the one poster - if you have a small
> cock - you're always going to feel inadequate in
> that dept...there is just no fixing that.
> Certainly you could make a woman feel good with
> your hands and mouth, but most women love to feel
> something inside them.
>
> Now there is a not so fine line between feeling
> something and getting ripped apart by a 12" cock -
> of which statistically speaking there are so few
> actually that large as to make it a statistical
> anomaly. Even a 9" cock is extremely rare
> occurring in <1% of males.
>
> As for women getting off on foreplay - they do
> much more than we do.
Doesn't that make sense, given the differences in anatomy and the placement of nerve endings? Intercourse, ALONE, will rarely bring a woman to orgasm. Beware of the actors.
But as far as I know most
> also like penetration as a part of that package
> too.
Of course, but that doesn't mean penetration by a mack truck. A minivan is just fine.
-------------------------------------------------------
> I agree with the one poster - if you have a small
> cock - you're always going to feel inadequate in
> that dept...there is just no fixing that.
> Certainly you could make a woman feel good with
> your hands and mouth, but most women love to feel
> something inside them.
>
> Now there is a not so fine line between feeling
> something and getting ripped apart by a 12" cock -
> of which statistically speaking there are so few
> actually that large as to make it a statistical
> anomaly. Even a 9" cock is extremely rare
> occurring in <1% of males.
>
> As for women getting off on foreplay - they do
> much more than we do.
Doesn't that make sense, given the differences in anatomy and the placement of nerve endings? Intercourse, ALONE, will rarely bring a woman to orgasm. Beware of the actors.
But as far as I know most
> also like penetration as a part of that package
> too.
Of course, but that doesn't mean penetration by a mack truck. A minivan is just fine.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Genevieve
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:25PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Women do not care about the size of a man’s penis
>
> +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how
> well you work it, imo.
Size matters.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Women do not care about the size of a man’s penis
>
> +1 riight. it's not the size of the tool, but how
> well you work it, imo.
Size matters.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:27PM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I agree with the one poster - if you have a
> small
> > cock - you're always going to feel inadequate
> in
> > that dept...there is just no fixing that.
> > Certainly you could make a woman feel good with
> > your hands and mouth, but most women love to
> feel
> > something inside them.
> >
> > Now there is a not so fine line between feeling
> > something and getting ripped apart by a 12" cock
> -
> > of which statistically speaking there are so
> few
> > actually that large as to make it a statistical
> > anomaly. Even a 9" cock is extremely rare
> > occurring in <1% of males.
> >
> > As for women getting off on foreplay - they do
> > much more than we do.
>
> Doesn't that make sense, given the differences in
> anatomy and the placement of nerve endings?
> Intercourse, ALONE, will rarely bring a woman to
> orgasm. Beware of the actors.
>
> But as far as I know most
> > also like penetration as a part of that package
> > too.
>
> Of course, but that doesn't mean penetration by a
> mack truck. A minivan is just fine.
i totally agree and would love to see some pics.
yeefuckinghaw
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I agree with the one poster - if you have a
> small
> > cock - you're always going to feel inadequate
> in
> > that dept...there is just no fixing that.
> > Certainly you could make a woman feel good with
> > your hands and mouth, but most women love to
> feel
> > something inside them.
> >
> > Now there is a not so fine line between feeling
> > something and getting ripped apart by a 12" cock
> -
> > of which statistically speaking there are so
> few
> > actually that large as to make it a statistical
> > anomaly. Even a 9" cock is extremely rare
> > occurring in <1% of males.
> >
> > As for women getting off on foreplay - they do
> > much more than we do.
>
> Doesn't that make sense, given the differences in
> anatomy and the placement of nerve endings?
> Intercourse, ALONE, will rarely bring a woman to
> orgasm. Beware of the actors.
>
> But as far as I know most
> > also like penetration as a part of that package
> > too.
>
> Of course, but that doesn't mean penetration by a
> mack truck. A minivan is just fine.
i totally agree and would love to see some pics.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:40PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a
> woman,
> > > it's
> > > > all about foreplay and how you make her
> feel,
> > > not
> > > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> > >
> > > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
> >
> >
> > What is it you guys are always saying?
> >
> > This thread is no good without pics?
>
> I'll post a picture of my cock if you post a
> picture of your boobies.
But I'm not calling my breasts a pair of molotov cocktails.
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a
> woman,
> > > it's
> > > > all about foreplay and how you make her
> feel,
> > > not
> > > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> > >
> > > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
> >
> >
> > What is it you guys are always saying?
> >
> > This thread is no good without pics?
>
> I'll post a picture of my cock if you post a
> picture of your boobies.
But I'm not calling my breasts a pair of molotov cocktails.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:44PM
Well, I should hope your boobs aren't shaped like bottles.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:45PM
Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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[snip]
>
> As for women getting off on foreplay - they do
> much more than we do. But as far as I know most
> also like penetration as a part of that package
> too.
That's where the "lick and stick it" technique works well. Oral foreplay followed by penetration. Alternate and repeat until desired effect is achieved.
As far as size goes, I am sure there are "size queens" out there but I've never met a woman that likes to have her internal organs rearranged from due to over-penetration. It seems painful like a kick in the balls and it's a pleasure killer.
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[snip]
>
> As for women getting off on foreplay - they do
> much more than we do. But as far as I know most
> also like penetration as a part of that package
> too.
That's where the "lick and stick it" technique works well. Oral foreplay followed by penetration. Alternate and repeat until desired effect is achieved.
As far as size goes, I am sure there are "size queens" out there but I've never met a woman that likes to have her internal organs rearranged from due to over-penetration. It seems painful like a kick in the balls and it's a pleasure killer.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:51PM
Teh King Wrote:
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> As far as size goes, I am sure there are "size
> queens" out there but I've never met a woman that
> likes to have her internal organs rearranged from
> due to over-penetration. It seems painful like a
> kick in the balls and it's a pleasure killer.
I do a trick I like to call "Pig on a Spit." Basically, I stick my bald-headed giggle stick into a girl's meat wallet so far that it comes out her mouth. Then I slowly rotate her over an open flame.
You should hear them scream. They love it!
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> As far as size goes, I am sure there are "size
> queens" out there but I've never met a woman that
> likes to have her internal organs rearranged from
> due to over-penetration. It seems painful like a
> kick in the balls and it's a pleasure killer.
I do a trick I like to call "Pig on a Spit." Basically, I stick my bald-headed giggle stick into a girl's meat wallet so far that it comes out her mouth. Then I slowly rotate her over an open flame.
You should hear them scream. They love it!
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:57PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Teh King Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As far as size goes, I am sure there are "size
> > queens" out there but I've never met a woman
> that
> > likes to have her internal organs rearranged
> from
> > due to over-penetration. It seems painful like
> a
> > kick in the balls and it's a pleasure killer.
>
> I do a trick I like to call "Pig on a Spit."
> Basically, I stick my bald-headed giggle stick
> into a girl's meat wallet so far that it comes out
> her mouth. Then I slowly rotate her over an open
> flame.
>
> You should hear them scream. They love it!
don't. stop. don't. stop.
don't stop don't stop don't . . .
yeefuckinghaw
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> Teh King Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As far as size goes, I am sure there are "size
> > queens" out there but I've never met a woman
> that
> > likes to have her internal organs rearranged
> from
> > due to over-penetration. It seems painful like
> a
> > kick in the balls and it's a pleasure killer.
>
> I do a trick I like to call "Pig on a Spit."
> Basically, I stick my bald-headed giggle stick
> into a girl's meat wallet so far that it comes out
> her mouth. Then I slowly rotate her over an open
> flame.
>
> You should hear them scream. They love it!
don't. stop. don't. stop.
don't stop don't stop don't . . .
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Wanda
()
Date: November 03, 2010 04:57PM
themuse Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> > it's
> > > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> > not
> > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> >
> > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
>
> i dunno about that, meph.
> but i for one can't help but let out a "yeeeee"
> when i see your name lit up in blue like that.
> yeeeeeeeeeeee.
Meph,she also said that to eesh...HMMM
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a woman,
> > it's
> > > all about foreplay and how you make her feel,
> > not
> > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> >
> > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
>
> i dunno about that, meph.
> but i for one can't help but let out a "yeeeee"
> when i see your name lit up in blue like that.
> yeeeeeeeeeeee.
Meph,she also said that to eesh...HMMM
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: November 03, 2010 05:03PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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[snip]
> I do a trick I like to call "Pig on a Spit."
> Basically, I stick my bald-headed giggle stick
> into a girl's meat wallet so far that it comes out
> her mouth. Then I slowly rotate her over an open
> flame.
>
> You should hear them scream. They love it!
They don't call 'em "spinners" for nothin'.
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[snip]
> I do a trick I like to call "Pig on a Spit."
> Basically, I stick my bald-headed giggle stick
> into a girl's meat wallet so far that it comes out
> her mouth. Then I slowly rotate her over an open
> flame.
>
> You should hear them scream. They love it!
They don't call 'em "spinners" for nothin'.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 05:03PM
Wanda Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a
> woman,
> > > it's
> > > > all about foreplay and how you make her
> feel,
> > > not
> > > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> > >
> > > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
> >
> > i dunno about that, meph.
> > but i for one can't help but let out a "yeeeee"
> > when i see your name lit up in blue like that.
> > yeeeeeeeeeeee.
>
> Meph,she also said that to eesh...HMMM
wanda, you are sooo fucking boring.
so much so, that i'd rather be chased around by conie.
could you kindly untie her and let her out of your torture dungeon?
thanks.
yeefuckinghaw
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just telling you the truth, MrM. For a
> woman,
> > > it's
> > > > all about foreplay and how you make her
> feel,
> > > not
> > > > your 80 inch long dick. Sorry.
> > >
> > > I make them feel beautiful with my man lance.
> >
> > i dunno about that, meph.
> > but i for one can't help but let out a "yeeeee"
> > when i see your name lit up in blue like that.
> > yeeeeeeeeeeee.
>
> Meph,she also said that to eesh...HMMM
wanda, you are sooo fucking boring.
so much so, that i'd rather be chased around by conie.
could you kindly untie her and let her out of your torture dungeon?
thanks.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Wanda
()
Date: November 03, 2010 05:13PM
RRRRROOOOORRR!!!
o.k...So.you didn't expect anyone to notice that??
o.k...So.you didn't expect anyone to notice that??
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
hoocoodanode
()
Date: November 03, 2010 05:41PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hoocoodanode Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken
> men.
> > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like
> > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go
> out
> > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
>
> hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet and
> soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint
> Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make your
> panties all wet? Look at how manly this man was,
> back in his prime. How is being quiet the same as
> being feminine? Does this man look feminine to
> you?
Nope. My drawers are still dry. I said they were feminine qualities. I do not want a milquetoast.
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> hoocoodanode Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken
> men.
> > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't like
> > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go
> out
> > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
>
> hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet and
> soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint
> Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make your
> panties all wet? Look at how manly this man was,
> back in his prime. How is being quiet the same as
> being feminine? Does this man look feminine to
> you?
Nope. My drawers are still dry. I said they were feminine qualities. I do not want a milquetoast.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 03, 2010 05:49PM
Wanda Wrote:
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> RRRRROOOOORRR!!!
>
> o.k...So.you didn't expect anyone to notice that??
no conie, i expect that everyone noticed that.
you, on the other hand, are the one who posted it.
i want to introduce you to a good friend of mine.
you can get one of your very own at a toy shop near you.
don't knock it before you try it.
it's sure to leave you speechless, if only for a lil' while.
and if a lil' while is all i get, i'll take it with a smile.
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> RRRRROOOOORRR!!!
>
> o.k...So.you didn't expect anyone to notice that??
no conie, i expect that everyone noticed that.
you, on the other hand, are the one who posted it.
i want to introduce you to a good friend of mine.
you can get one of your very own at a toy shop near you.
don't knock it before you try it.
it's sure to leave you speechless, if only for a lil' while.
and if a lil' while is all i get, i'll take it with a smile.
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Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 03, 2010 06:05PM
hoocoodanode Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hoocoodanode Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken
> > men.
> > > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't
> like
> > > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go
> > out
> > > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
> >
> > hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet
> and
> > soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint
> > Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make
> your
> > panties all wet? Look at how manly this man
> was,
> > back in his prime. How is being quiet the same
> as
> > being feminine? Does this man look feminine to
> > you?
>
> Nope. My drawers are still dry. I said they were
> feminine qualities. I do not want a milquetoast.
perhaps you've never seen For A Few Dollars More, or High Plains Drifter.
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hoocoodanode Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I, for one, do not like quiet and soft-spoken
> > men.
> > > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't
> like
> > > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd go
> > out
> > > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
> >
> > hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet
> and
> > soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that Clint
> > Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make
> your
> > panties all wet? Look at how manly this man
> was,
> > back in his prime. How is being quiet the same
> as
> > being feminine? Does this man look feminine to
> > you?
>
> Nope. My drawers are still dry. I said they were
> feminine qualities. I do not want a milquetoast.
perhaps you've never seen For A Few Dollars More, or High Plains Drifter.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Conie
()
Date: November 03, 2010 06:58PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hoocoodanode Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > hoocoodanode Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I, for one, do not like quiet and
> soft-spoken
> > > men.
> > > > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't
> > like
> > > > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd
> go
> > > out
> > > > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
> > >
> > > hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet
> > and
> > > soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that
> Clint
> > > Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make
> > your
> > > panties all wet? Look at how manly this man
> > was,
> > > back in his prime. How is being quiet the
> same
> > as
> > > being feminine? Does this man look feminine
> to
> > > you?
> >
> > Nope. My drawers are still dry. I said they
> were
> > feminine qualities. I do not want a
> milquetoast.
>
>
> perhaps you've never seen For A Few Dollars More,
> or High Plains Drifter.
+1 damn straight Miz
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> hoocoodanode Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > hoocoodanode Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I, for one, do not like quiet and
> soft-spoken
> > > men.
> > > > Those are feminine qualities, and I don't
> > like
> > > > feminine men. Shit, if I wanted that, I'd
> go
> > > out
> > > > and get me one of those metrosexuals.
> > >
> > > hey hoocoodanode, Clint Eastwood was a quiet
> > and
> > > soft-spoken man. Are you telling me that
> Clint
> > > Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars doesn't make
> > your
> > > panties all wet? Look at how manly this man
> > was,
> > > back in his prime. How is being quiet the
> same
> > as
> > > being feminine? Does this man look feminine
> to
> > > you?
> >
> > Nope. My drawers are still dry. I said they
> were
> > feminine qualities. I do not want a
> milquetoast.
>
>
> perhaps you've never seen For A Few Dollars More,
> or High Plains Drifter.
+1 damn straight Miz
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
()
Date: November 03, 2010 08:08PM
thanks, Cone-Bone. You just ruined my night, hoocoodanode. I hope you're happy. Goodnight.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: November 03, 2010 08:39PM
What's with all the debate on dong size when only men post here?
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 09:23PM by Stinkfist.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2010 09:23PM by Stinkfist.
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Richard Long
()
Date: November 04, 2010 01:24AM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> What's with all the debate on dong size when only
> men post here?
Because whenever you get a bunch of guys together and there's no women, you inevitably wind up with a dick measuring contest.
Bring a ruler to the nextparty sausage fest you attend and you'll see what I'm talking about. (The ruler need only be 6 inches long, so it'll fit easily in your pocket.)
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> What's with all the debate on dong size when only
> men post here?
Because whenever you get a bunch of guys together and there's no women, you inevitably wind up with a dick measuring contest.
Bring a ruler to the next
Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: November 04, 2010 02:00AM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> What's with all the debate on dong size when only
> men post here?
squeeze me but there are ladies present.
and i am one of them. thanks.
lub, the muse
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> What's with all the debate on dong size when only
> men post here?
squeeze me but there are ladies present.
and i am one of them. thanks.
lub, the muse
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Re: Why am I not sucessful with women?
Posted by:
Hunting of the Snark
()
Date: November 04, 2010 02:22AM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Well, I should hope your boobs aren't shaped like
> bottles.
They are. Hot water bottles, to be exact.
When she buys her bras, she has to shop for a 38 Long.
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> Well, I should hope your boobs aren't shaped like
> bottles.
They are. Hot water bottles, to be exact.
When she buys her bras, she has to shop for a 38 Long.
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