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GF2 - Where are the Windshield Wipers on Your Magic Flying Carpet?
Posted by: It's Gonna Rain Again ()
Date: May 17, 2024 04:02PM

Or is it like your ass, never been wiped?

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Re: GF2 - Where are the Windshield Wipers on Your Magic Flying Carpet?
Posted by: GF2 ()
Date: May 18, 2024 06:15AM

I take my carpets to Hadeed for cleaning you asshole.

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Re: GF2 - Where are the Windshield Wipers on Your Magic Flying Carpet?
Posted by: Flat Moon Society ()
Date: May 18, 2024 06:39AM

Flying carpets are proof that the moon is flat.

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Re: GF2 - Where are the Windshield Wipers on Your Magic Flying Carpet?
Posted by: GF2 fan forever ()
Date: May 18, 2024 07:36AM

This thread needs a shit gif bombing

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Re: GF2 - Where are the Windshield Wipers on Your Magic Flying Carpet?
Posted by: greatest troll award ()
Date: May 18, 2024 08:58AM

GF2 has not posted in over 2 years yet people on here are still triggered and trolled by him.

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Re: GF2 - Where are the Windshield Wipers on Your Magic Flying Carpet?
Posted by: I saw G2 ()
Date: May 18, 2024 12:48PM

The commie dirt bag was at a hospital parking garage There was a filthy Persian carpet in a parking spot it was encrusted with Camel poop and had crusty pieces of 7-11 mini tacos and pizza on it with some 7-11 cup trash a old hubba bubba water pipe and what looked like a pay stub so G2 must work somewhere at min wage

G2 was filthy like all street commies as well his hair a rats nest and smelled foul his mips were fat and very red he wore a cheap ripped dark sweat pullover and from a distance it looked like he had a black and grey beard but when I got closer I could see his beard was short very dark and thick but what the long V shaped white thing was I thought was a white beard was actually fine particles of junk food G 2 eats as a matter of fact he was snacking from a big bag of greasy chips at the elevator as he screamed at the closed doors Shazam ! Shazam ! Over and over thinking that would call the elevator to the floor without pushing the button on the wall ! As G2 got on the elevator after I called it by pushing the button I could swear he was carrying a large black rubber dildo in his back pocket head up ! Plus he was carrying a big Dewalt portable drill with a tool bag filled with large bits and very large hole saws

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