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Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: Mattress Mike ()
Date: April 15, 2024 06:22PM

Stop by Mattress Discounters here in Vienna and ask for me, Mike Mattress!

I can help you sleep just like "Sleepy Don!"

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And, as a bonus, a free bottle of Sunsweet Prune Juice!!

This can help decongest your bowels just like "Leaky Don!"


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Re: Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: Just wait ()
Date: April 15, 2024 07:11PM

Trump's golf buddy can prescribe something to keep him awake. Certainly stronger than caffeine. But those sorts of things can make you a little, well, touchy.

Can you imagine Trump wired out of his mind on professional grade stimulants, and having to sit quietly through trial?

His head will literally explode.

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Re: Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: His gyroscope is wobbling now! ()
Date: April 15, 2024 08:42PM

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!

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Re: Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: Sleepy Don Leaky Don Stinky Don ()
Date: April 16, 2024 06:44AM

They eat shit together

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Re: Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: Lullabies Donnie ()
Date: April 16, 2024 08:01AM

Go to sleep & don't wake up

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Re: Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: simmer down gerry ()
Date: April 16, 2024 08:10AM

Your boy poopy Joe is still in bed right now.

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Re: Trump falls asleep in court! "Sleepy Don"
Posted by: Leaky Don Trouser Flood ()
Date: April 16, 2024 09:17AM

Leaky Don has a deluge in his pants...looks like he ate at Tippy's again!!

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