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Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: August 31, 2010 08:24AM
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Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
Professor Pangloss
()
Date: August 31, 2010 09:41AM
How old is your brother? 15?
Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: August 31, 2010 09:47AM
Professor Pangloss Wrote:
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> How old is your brother? 15?
That's exactly what I was thinking too. It sounds like the stupid shit girls forward all around the web.
Tell your bro, if he's sending a list of questions around pertaining to homosexuality, he may have some questions of his own.
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> How old is your brother? 15?
That's exactly what I was thinking too. It sounds like the stupid shit girls forward all around the web.
Tell your bro, if he's sending a list of questions around pertaining to homosexuality, he may have some questions of his own.
Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:04AM
Yeah, I have an uncle that sends that kind of stuff. I just delete it without even reading it.
Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
What if?
()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:07AM
Admit it, though Wingnut... For a nano second you consider doing it
Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
Troll@AOL
()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:24AM
Numbers wrote:
>"That's exactly what I was thinking too."
No kidding? Maybe that is because
YOU ARE THE SAME DAMN PERSON.
This is no surprise though because most God deniers
are homosexuals who blame God for their tribulations
and use their sexual urges to have a reason to go against
his will and the fundamentals of natural reproduction.
Maybe deep down inside you are just angry at God for not being
able to procreate with who you want, how you want.
At any rate, the jokes were funny, and you are a fag for
not thinking so.
.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
>"That's exactly what I was thinking too."
No kidding? Maybe that is because
YOU ARE THE SAME DAMN PERSON.
This is no surprise though because most God deniers
are homosexuals who blame God for their tribulations
and use their sexual urges to have a reason to go against
his will and the fundamentals of natural reproduction.
Maybe deep down inside you are just angry at God for not being
able to procreate with who you want, how you want.
At any rate, the jokes were funny, and you are a fag for
not thinking so.
.
==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"
- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.
Re: Obama + Goldman Sachs > Bush + ENRON - Where's the Outrage?
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:25AM
Re: Obama + Goldman Sachs > Bush + ENRON - Where's the Outrage?
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Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: August 31, 2010 10:55AM
When old people discover LOLcats and ORLYowls, you can be guaranteed they will email the shit out of it.
Re: Obama + Goldman Sachs > Bush + ENRON - Where's the Outrage?
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: August 31, 2010 11:05AM
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Re: This is the Kind of Shit My Fucking Brother is Constantly Emailing Me
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: August 31, 2010 07:12PM
WingNut Wrote:
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> Following the last rule, I've forwarded it to a
> lot of people. No homo!
>
> THE MAN TEST
>
> 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard
> stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't
> sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
> spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
> aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet....Faggot..
>
>
> 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is
> like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself
> constantly but never scratches itself, has a
> delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and
> whines to be fed. And just think about how you
> call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get
> your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how
> you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
> snookums! Jeeez, you're so queer.
>
>
> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any
> such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A
> straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws,
> raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or
> tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training
> and undeniably a fag.
>
>
> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public
> bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a
> deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
> toilet; he defecates and urinates where he
> pleases.
>
>
> 5. If you drink anything other than regular
> coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight
> man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy
> Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your
> lips, you've had a man there too..
>
>
> 6. If you know more than six names of
> non-standard colors or four different types of
> dessert other than ice cream and custard, you
> might as well be handing out free ass passes. A
> real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to
> remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
> chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY
> type of textile other than cotton or denim, you
> are a peter puffer.
>
>
> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel,
> forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A
> man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
> slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The
> rest of the time he needs that hand to change the
> radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
>
>
>
> 8. If you do not send this off to all the males
> on your email list because you are afraid of
> hurting their feelings then you are definitely on
> the verge of being a salami smuggler.
So a "Real man" doesn't know about Cheesecake, Key Lime Pie, Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Pecan Pie, Peanut Butter Pie, etc. Or how about textile fabrics such as Kevlar, Fleece, Canvas, Gore-tex, and so on?
This has to be the most retarded quiz ever, and I think the person that created it is the king faggot (I assume your bro only forwarded it).
Lol, this was a good read though, definitely.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
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> Following the last rule, I've forwarded it to a
> lot of people. No homo!
>
> THE MAN TEST
>
> 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard
> stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't
> sucked back enough beer with the boys and have
> spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
> aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet....Faggot..
>
>
> 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is
> like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself
> constantly but never scratches itself, has a
> delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and
> whines to be fed. And just think about how you
> call a dog..... 'Killer, come here! I said get
> your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how
> you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy,
> snookums! Jeeez, you're so queer.
>
>
> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any
> such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A
> straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws,
> raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or
> tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training
> and undeniably a fag.
>
>
> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public
> bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a
> deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his
> toilet; he defecates and urinates where he
> pleases.
>
>
> 5. If you drink anything other than regular
> coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight
> man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy
> Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your
> lips, you've had a man there too..
>
>
> 6. If you know more than six names of
> non-standard colors or four different types of
> dessert other than ice cream and custard, you
> might as well be handing out free ass passes. A
> real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to
> remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
> chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY
> type of textile other than cotton or denim, you
> are a peter puffer.
>
>
> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel,
> forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A
> man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a
> slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The
> rest of the time he needs that hand to change the
> radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
>
>
>
> 8. If you do not send this off to all the males
> on your email list because you are afraid of
> hurting their feelings then you are definitely on
> the verge of being a salami smuggler.
So a "Real man" doesn't know about Cheesecake, Key Lime Pie, Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Pecan Pie, Peanut Butter Pie, etc. Or how about textile fabrics such as Kevlar, Fleece, Canvas, Gore-tex, and so on?
This has to be the most retarded quiz ever, and I think the person that created it is the king faggot (I assume your bro only forwarded it).
Lol, this was a good read though, definitely.
==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).