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Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 14, 2021 02:33PM

I hope mom orders you take out tonight, and brings it home to you. There you and your Atari can have fun.

Thank you as your obsessive hate for me and those with IBS is evident.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Brown Onion talks about poo ()
Date: April 14, 2021 02:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I hope mom orders you take out tonight, and brings
> it home to you. There you and your Atari can have
> fun.
>
> Thank you as your obsessive hate for me and those
> with IBS is evident.



Here is Brown Onion from the `1970s!

He loved his halter tops in those days. It made him feel like he was one of Charley's Angels!.
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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Miscavage! ()
Date: April 14, 2021 02:52PM

Gross but kind of funny dickweed!

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Scutman ()
Date: April 14, 2021 03:23PM

Brown Onion or anyone, what started this?

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: It isn't very pretty ()
Date: April 14, 2021 04:25PM

Scutman Wrote:
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> Brown Onion or anyone, what started this?


It is simple. Brown Onion is a scat freak. He and his poop buddies utilize this forum to converse in their secret shit-loving lingo. You should be grateful that you don't really understand it all too well.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Fare Fax. ()
Date: April 14, 2021 05:12PM

It isn't very pretty Wrote:
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> Scutman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion or anyone, what started this?
>
>
> It is simple. Brown Onion is a scat freak. He and
> his poop buddies utilize this forum to converse in
> their secret shit-loving lingo. You should be
> grateful that you don't really understand it all
> too well.


Not accurate.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Rusty 1965. ()
Date: April 14, 2021 05:24PM

Fare Fax. Wrote:
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> It isn't very pretty Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Scutman Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion or anyone, what started this?
> >
> >
> > It is simple. Brown Onion is a scat freak. He
> and
> > his poop buddies utilize this forum to converse
> in
> > their secret shit-loving lingo. You should be
> > grateful that you don't really understand it
> all
> > too well.
>
>
> Not accurate.

Now Fare Fax, this is an anonymous forum. Your secrets are safe with us.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: April 14, 2021 06:17PM

This is definitely the best IBS resource on the World Wide Web.

The imitation is charming, and so much animosity from the superior bowel crowd.

Unfortunately I will be off the rest of the night, as the rectal mirror, looks like that scene from Independence Day the cinematic production. I’m afraid for the cinderblocks, screams of agony, and the intestines being forced beyond their capacity.

IBS is truly a betrayal. Those young and cocky right now, will inevitably be visited by Father Time, who creates pain in our lower 40.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: April 14, 2021 06:32PM

Dad is wearing a crotchless Pepé Le Pew costume and the Obese Neighbor is basting Dad's scrotum with sweetened evaporated milk. I will have to repeat Algebra I so I can get a passing grade to go on to community college. These days mom only comes home on Saturday to pick up the mail...

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Boiled Onions ()
Date: April 14, 2021 06:44PM

Baked ziti, spaghetti, beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Oh dear Onion ()
Date: April 14, 2021 07:03PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is definitely the best IBS resource on the
> World Wide Web.
>
> The imitation is charming, and so much animosity
> from the superior bowel crowd.
>
> Unfortunately I will be off the rest of the night,
> as the rectal mirror, looks like that scene from
> Independence Day the cinematic production. I’m
> afraid for the cinderblocks, screams of agony, and
> the intestines being forced beyond their
> capacity.
>
> IBS is truly a betrayal. Those young and cocky
> right now, will inevitably be visited by Father
> Time, who creates pain in our lower 40.

It sounds like they are planning one of their shit shindigs. This often culminates with pulling out 'Matilda the Hun' a 21 inch double headed dildo which they utilize in all sorts of perverted permutations.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Rusty 1965.. ()
Date: April 14, 2021 08:00PM

To harass a senior citizens sister, who also is a senior citizen, have you no respect? Not to mention a veteran?

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: BO and his puppets ()
Date: April 14, 2021 08:04PM

Rusty 1965.. Wrote:
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> To harass a senior citizens sister, who also is a
> senior citizen, have you no respect? Not to
> mention a veteran?


How about you go suck a shit-covered cock, sock puppet troll.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Father Onion <_> ()
Date: April 14, 2021 08:16PM

'Matilda the Hun' a 21 inch double headed dildo

These unnatural perversions are an abomination to The Lord son.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: been blocked 2 ()
Date: April 14, 2021 08:42PM

the blocker is a little bitch.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Scutman ()
Date: April 14, 2021 09:21PM

Eh, what’s wrong with letting a well, older guy get what’s off his chest? Doesn’t harm no one one would think.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Obvious by inspection Onion ()
Date: April 14, 2021 09:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is definitely the best IBS resource on the
> World Wide Web.
>
> The imitation is charming, and so much animosity
> from the superior bowel crowd.
>
> Unfortunately I will be off the rest of the night,
> as the rectal mirror, looks like that scene from
> Independence Day the cinematic production. I’m
> afraid for the cinderblocks, screams of agony, and
> the intestines being forced beyond their
> capacity.
>
> IBS is truly a betrayal. Those young and cocky
> right now, will inevitably be visited by Father
> Time, who creates pain in our lower 40.


This statement is a lie...

> This is definitely the best IBS resource on the
> World Wide Web.

There are many actual IBS support groups on the web for those who suffer and are looking for help and support.

https://www.helpforibs.com/
https://www.theibsnetwork.org/support-groups/
https://www.ibsgroup.org/


Or you can stay here and let your pain feed the prurient interests of the shit freaks on this tawdry little anonymous forum...

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Midwives Gone Wild!!! ()
Date: April 14, 2021 09:33PM

Scutman Wrote:
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> Eh, what’s wrong with letting a well, older guy
> get what’s off his chest? Doesn’t harm no one
> one would think.
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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Quick Question for BiBs ()
Date: April 14, 2021 10:46PM


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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Rusty 1965. ()
Date: April 14, 2021 10:54PM

What a mouthwatering buffet!

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Real World Onion ()
Date: April 14, 2021 11:35PM

Rusty 1965.. Wrote:
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> To harass a senior citizens sister, who also is a
> senior citizen, have you no respect? Not to
> mention a veteran?


Brown Onion is really a 37-year-od lesbian who lives in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and is a full-time caretaker for Deepok Chopra's ghostwriter, Huntley Dent.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: Boring life ()
Date: April 14, 2021 11:51PM

Hey BO, what did you do today?

The usual... I sat on FFXU and waited for the bowel blocker to ruin one of my threads, so I could start another one.

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Re: Bowel Blocker 66, thank you!
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: April 16, 2021 04:12AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is taking a few nights off. 5am guy and chicken frying woman have rented a little cabin at Deep creek lake. 5am guy is worried about taking dumps at the cabin. 5am guy is used to having complete privacy during dump time. 5am guy will just do his best trying to dump in a small cabin with another person nearby. 5am guy will go home at 8am and take a nap before picking up chicken frying woman and driving to deep creek this afternoon.
5am guy sends out positive vibes to all the bib's!

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