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Do You Want to Be An After-Life Gold Rush Millionaire?
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Date: April 14, 2021 12:31PM
Attend our seminar. Become wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
Put granny or grandpa into the Necro Plan and start generating cash and pleasure for the whole family.
Sign up for our Necro Plan before they pass away. Their bodies will start generating cash flow and big profits the minute they kick the bucket.
We preserve their bodies and people pay top dollar to have sex with their corpse. Every time they do, you make money and we send you a royalty check.
Who doesn't want a Christmas, Birthday, or Graduation card from Grandma or Grandpa like clockwork that is always stuffed with cash?
And honestly, when they're not in service, why wouldn't you want to finally know for sure how Grandma's Hoo Ha felt?
What little girl didn't grow up wondering about Grandpappy's old hickory dick?
Heck the whole family could do private parties with their deceased loved ones without any disruption to the regular cashflow.
Just think, Grandma's and Grandpa's necro-legacy could put multiple generations of your family members through college and grad school.
Don't miss out on this tremendous multi-generational wealth growth tool for your family.
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Put granny or grandpa into the Necro Plan and start generating cash and pleasure for the whole family.
Sign up for our Necro Plan before they pass away. Their bodies will start generating cash flow and big profits the minute they kick the bucket.
We preserve their bodies and people pay top dollar to have sex with their corpse. Every time they do, you make money and we send you a royalty check.
Who doesn't want a Christmas, Birthday, or Graduation card from Grandma or Grandpa like clockwork that is always stuffed with cash?
And honestly, when they're not in service, why wouldn't you want to finally know for sure how Grandma's Hoo Ha felt?
What little girl didn't grow up wondering about Grandpappy's old hickory dick?
Heck the whole family could do private parties with their deceased loved ones without any disruption to the regular cashflow.
Just think, Grandma's and Grandpa's necro-legacy could put multiple generations of your family members through college and grad school.
Don't miss out on this tremendous multi-generational wealth growth tool for your family.
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