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Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 26, 2021 11:38AM
hobby
cannot stand the “did you evacuate your bowels?” Or “how often do you evacuate your bowels?”
These medical people are something else.
Then again the bowel and 1st amendment blocker will learn, I’m retired and have plenty of free time. To the bowel blocker, how
cannot stand the “did you evacuate your bowels?” Or “how often do you evacuate your bowels?”
These medical people are something else.
Then again the bowel and 1st amendment blocker will learn, I’m retired and have plenty of free time. To the bowel blocker, how
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion talks about poo
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Date: February 26, 2021 11:57AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> hobby
>
> cannot stand the “did you evacuate your
> bowels?” Or “how often do you evacuate your
> bowels?”
>
> These medical people are something else.
>
> Then again the bowel and 1st amendment blocker
> will learn, I’m retired and have plenty of free
> time. To the bowel blocker, how
We know talking about your bowels is your hobby.
No one seems to understand why you get mad when the doctor asks you about your bowels.
My guess is you want him to check them personally rather than just asking about them.
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> hobby
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> cannot stand the “did you evacuate your
> bowels?” Or “how often do you evacuate your
> bowels?”
>
> These medical people are something else.
>
> Then again the bowel and 1st amendment blocker
> will learn, I’m retired and have plenty of free
> time. To the bowel blocker, how
We know talking about your bowels is your hobby.
No one seems to understand why you get mad when the doctor asks you about your bowels.
My guess is you want him to check them personally rather than just asking about them.
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Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Ok boomer
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Date: February 26, 2021 08:31PM
BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to do on his retirement is sit in a forum all day making racist and bowel posts.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Gay lover of Brown Onion
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Date: February 26, 2021 08:40PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> hobby
>
> cannot stand the “did you evacuate your
> bowels?” Or “how often do you evacuate your
> bowels?”
>
> These medical people are something else.
Next time just be honest and tell them that I evacuated them for you. I rang the alarm bells ensured there was nobody inside your bowels before you went to the doctor. I did leave a nice goopy pint of fresh semen up in there for the doc though :}
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> hobby
>
> cannot stand the “did you evacuate your
> bowels?” Or “how often do you evacuate your
> bowels?”
>
> These medical people are something else.
Next time just be honest and tell them that I evacuated them for you. I rang the alarm bells ensured there was nobody inside your bowels before you went to the doctor. I did leave a nice goopy pint of fresh semen up in there for the doc though :}
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Rusty 1965
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Date: February 26, 2021 09:19PM
Ok boomer Wrote:
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> BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to do
> on his retirement is sit in a forum all day making
> racist and bowel posts.
My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct. Small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobes have nothing better to do than torment us. Other than a fresh baked 'chocolate chip' cookie or two, we no longer involve the unsuspecting in our festivities. And after the incident with the Coleman boy, we check IDs. Brown Onion and I hope to live long enough for congress to pass potty rights equality legislation.
We are tired of seeing "LGBTQ" when it really should be "LGBTQP".
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> BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to do
> on his retirement is sit in a forum all day making
> racist and bowel posts.
My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct. Small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobes have nothing better to do than torment us. Other than a fresh baked 'chocolate chip' cookie or two, we no longer involve the unsuspecting in our festivities. And after the incident with the Coleman boy, we check IDs. Brown Onion and I hope to live long enough for congress to pass potty rights equality legislation.
We are tired of seeing "LGBTQ" when it really should be "LGBTQP".
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 27, 2021 12:15AM
Ok boomer Wrote:
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> BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to do
> on his retirement is sit in a forum all day making
> racist and bowel posts.
According to Fox News you’re the racist.
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> BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to do
> on his retirement is sit in a forum all day making
> racist and bowel posts.
According to Fox News you’re the racist.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: February 27, 2021 06:40AM
I am up early and am mixing up some Aunt Jemima pancake mix. Going to have a pound of bacon and a couple huge stacks of flapjacks covered in syrup and whipped butter. My bowels like a challenge on the weekend.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Nutty Onion
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Date: February 27, 2021 06:42AM
Pecan pancakes and walnut eggs for breakfast. Take that bowels.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
toasted onion
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Date: February 27, 2021 10:06AM
Oatmeal with fresh berries on top makes for a delightful and healthful breakfast!
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Fare Fax
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Date: February 27, 2021 12:08PM
Rusty 1965 Wrote:
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> Ok boomer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to
> do
> > on his retirement is sit in a forum all day
> making
> > racist and bowel posts.
>
>
> My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct.
> Small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobes have
> nothing better to do than torment us. Other than a
> fresh baked 'chocolate chip' cookie or two, we no
> longer involve the unsuspecting in our
> festivities. And after the incident with the
> Coleman boy, we check IDs. Brown Onion and I hope
> to live long enough for congress to pass potty
> rights equality legislation.
>
> We are tired of seeing "LGBTQ" when it really
> should be "LGBTQP".
Oh yes, the incident with the Coleman boy. He did look young, but we figured Brown Onion would make sure he was of legit age. He was having such a good time until he stopped breathing. We dodged a bullet when the EMTs believed his story about 'daddy issues' and took him in on a 5150. He turns of age in July 2022. I can't wait to get another 'crack' at him.
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> Ok boomer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO must be a real loser if all he can afford to
> do
> > on his retirement is sit in a forum all day
> making
> > racist and bowel posts.
>
>
> My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct.
> Small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobes have
> nothing better to do than torment us. Other than a
> fresh baked 'chocolate chip' cookie or two, we no
> longer involve the unsuspecting in our
> festivities. And after the incident with the
> Coleman boy, we check IDs. Brown Onion and I hope
> to live long enough for congress to pass potty
> rights equality legislation.
>
> We are tired of seeing "LGBTQ" when it really
> should be "LGBTQP".
Oh yes, the incident with the Coleman boy. He did look young, but we figured Brown Onion would make sure he was of legit age. He was having such a good time until he stopped breathing. We dodged a bullet when the EMTs believed his story about 'daddy issues' and took him in on a 5150. He turns of age in July 2022. I can't wait to get another 'crack' at him.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
spring onion
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Date: February 27, 2021 12:36PM
Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is coming up in a week and I will be heading up to northern Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will soon be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor is a auto mechanic and he did the work during his slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my graduation present.
I hope all the serious posters are doing well and doing the best they can with their digestive challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank you all for the support over the years!
I hope all the serious posters are doing well and doing the best they can with their digestive challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank you all for the support over the years!
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Rusty 1965
()
Date: February 27, 2021 01:37PM
Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Rusty 1965 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok boomer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BO must be a real loser if all he can afford
> to
> > do
> > > on his retirement is sit in a forum all day
> > making
> > > racist and bowel posts.
> >
> >
> > My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct.
> > Small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobes
> have
> > nothing better to do than torment us. Other than
> a
> > fresh baked 'chocolate chip' cookie or two, we
> no
> > longer involve the unsuspecting in our
> > festivities. And after the incident with the
> > Coleman boy, we check IDs. Brown Onion and I
> hope
> > to live long enough for congress to pass potty
> > rights equality legislation.
> >
> > We are tired of seeing "LGBTQ" when it really
> > should be "LGBTQP".
>
> Oh yes, the incident with the Coleman boy. He did
> look young, but we figured Brown Onion would make
> sure he was of legit age. He was having such a
> good time until he stopped breathing. We dodged a
> bullet when the EMTs believed his story about
> 'daddy issues' and took him in on a 5150. He
> turns of age in July 2022. I can't wait to get
> another 'crack' at him.
We were lucky to be able to get the boy's underwear back on him before the ambulance got there or we would have been in a heck of a lot of trouble. The spiderman underoos he was wearing should have been a clue he was still a kid. I don't think the second EMTs wanted to ask too many questions. They just grabbed the kid and ran. That second one had that curious look. The one that smelled like old spice and whiskey sweat. I could tell he was very intrigued by our mature adult lifestyle by the way his stare lingered. Especially when he saw the puppy training pads and asked if the dog was secure and was told there wasn't a dog. Good thing neither went into the bathroom. We didn't even try to flush everything that most people flush." Waste not, want not" is our motto.
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> Rusty 1965 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok boomer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > BO must be a real loser if all he can afford
> to
> > do
> > > on his retirement is sit in a forum all day
> > making
> > > racist and bowel posts.
> >
> >
> > My neighbor, Brown Onion, is correct.
> > Small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobes
> have
> > nothing better to do than torment us. Other than
> a
> > fresh baked 'chocolate chip' cookie or two, we
> no
> > longer involve the unsuspecting in our
> > festivities. And after the incident with the
> > Coleman boy, we check IDs. Brown Onion and I
> hope
> > to live long enough for congress to pass potty
> > rights equality legislation.
> >
> > We are tired of seeing "LGBTQ" when it really
> > should be "LGBTQP".
>
> Oh yes, the incident with the Coleman boy. He did
> look young, but we figured Brown Onion would make
> sure he was of legit age. He was having such a
> good time until he stopped breathing. We dodged a
> bullet when the EMTs believed his story about
> 'daddy issues' and took him in on a 5150. He
> turns of age in July 2022. I can't wait to get
> another 'crack' at him.
We were lucky to be able to get the boy's underwear back on him before the ambulance got there or we would have been in a heck of a lot of trouble. The spiderman underoos he was wearing should have been a clue he was still a kid. I don't think the second EMTs wanted to ask too many questions. They just grabbed the kid and ran. That second one had that curious look. The one that smelled like old spice and whiskey sweat. I could tell he was very intrigued by our mature adult lifestyle by the way his stare lingered. Especially when he saw the puppy training pads and asked if the dog was secure and was told there wasn't a dog. Good thing neither went into the bathroom. We didn't even try to flush everything that most people flush." Waste not, want not" is our motto.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
red onion class of 2006
()
Date: February 27, 2021 03:15PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is coming
> up in a week and I will be heading up to northern
> Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will soon
> be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one
> cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor
> put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor is
> a auto mechanic and he did the work during his
> slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my
> graduation present.
> I hope all the serious posters are doing well and
> doing the best they can with their digestive
> challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank
> you all for the support over the years!
Congratulationz spring! We are all vury proud ov you!
If yo ford fuzion has tha 3.5 litre engine you need ta keep tha coolant flushed every year. Them enginzes has a internal water pump that can fail an be destroyin them enginzes. Pleaze keep us update on how you are a doin.
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> Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is coming
> up in a week and I will be heading up to northern
> Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will soon
> be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one
> cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor
> put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor is
> a auto mechanic and he did the work during his
> slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my
> graduation present.
> I hope all the serious posters are doing well and
> doing the best they can with their digestive
> challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank
> you all for the support over the years!
Congratulationz spring! We are all vury proud ov you!
If yo ford fuzion has tha 3.5 litre engine you need ta keep tha coolant flushed every year. Them enginzes has a internal water pump that can fail an be destroyin them enginzes. Pleaze keep us update on how you are a doin.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Red Onion sez...
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Date: February 27, 2021 03:39PM
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Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: February 27, 2021 04:34PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is coming
> up in a week and I will be heading up to northern
> Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will soon
> be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one
> cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor
> put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor is
> a auto mechanic and he did the work during his
> slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my
> graduation present.
> I hope all the serious posters are doing well and
> doing the best they can with their digestive
> challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank
> you all for the support over the years!
Glad you got an American car as they are the best. Keep doing what you’re doing. I am very proud of you and hope to hear of how everything goes. You have a very bright future!
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> Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is coming
> up in a week and I will be heading up to northern
> Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will soon
> be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one
> cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor
> put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor is
> a auto mechanic and he did the work during his
> slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my
> graduation present.
> I hope all the serious posters are doing well and
> doing the best they can with their digestive
> challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank
> you all for the support over the years!
Glad you got an American car as they are the best. Keep doing what you’re doing. I am very proud of you and hope to hear of how everything goes. You have a very bright future!
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: February 27, 2021 04:34PM
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is
> coming
> > up in a week and I will be heading up to
> northern
> > Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will
> soon
> > be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one
> > cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor
> > put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor
> is
> > a auto mechanic and he did the work during his
> > slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my
> > graduation present.
> > I hope all the serious posters are doing well
> and
> > doing the best they can with their digestive
> > challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank
> > you all for the support over the years!
>
>
> Congratulationz spring! We are all vury proud ov
> you!
> If yo ford fuzion has tha 3.5 litre engine you
> need ta keep tha coolant flushed every year. Them
> enginzes has a internal water pump that can fail
> an be destroyin them enginzes. Pleaze keep us
> update on how you are a doin.
Hope he follows your advice and what’s your opinion on Buick’s?
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown and everybody! Spring break is
> coming
> > up in a week and I will be heading up to
> northern
> > Virginia to pick up my new (used) car! I will
> soon
> > be driving a 2012 Ford Fusion. My Dad got one
> > cheap with a blown motor and our obese neighbor
> > put a re-built engine in it. Our obese neighbor
> is
> > a auto mechanic and he did the work during his
> > slow time this winter. My Dad said this is my
> > graduation present.
> > I hope all the serious posters are doing well
> and
> > doing the best they can with their digestive
> > challenges. I wish you all the best and I thank
> > you all for the support over the years!
>
>
> Congratulationz spring! We are all vury proud ov
> you!
> If yo ford fuzion has tha 3.5 litre engine you
> need ta keep tha coolant flushed every year. Them
> enginzes has a internal water pump that can fail
> an be destroyin them enginzes. Pleaze keep us
> update on how you are a doin.
Hope he follows your advice and what’s your opinion on Buick’s?
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion has lots of problems
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Date: February 27, 2021 04:46PM
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Posted by:
Nope didn't work loser LOLOLL
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Date: February 27, 2021 06:15PM
Fail again later
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion is a scat muncher
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Date: February 27, 2021 06:23PM
Even if it fails at blocking the thread it pisses off Brown Onion.
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me.
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: February 28, 2021 12:21PM
Just had three Burger king OCS's and two oreo shakes. My bowels can handle it!
Re: Bowel blocker take 4, it’s good being retired
Posted by:
Brown Onion is a scat muncher
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Date: February 28, 2021 12:23PM
Dinner is served...
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Brown Onion likes this
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Date: March 28, 2021 11:35PM