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Hungover as A Muddafugger from Biden Victory Party but
Posted by: Tequila is My Friend ()
Date: November 04, 2020 09:28AM

Good thing I took the day off to celebrate the Biden win. Girlfriend and her BFF even gave me a double BJ last night to celebrate. Ok, it took a lot tequila to get her best friend to do it but worked.

Funny part is her BFF left at 5am to get ready for work. She works in some warehouse with a bunch of Trump idiots. That's going to be a rough day LMAO!!!

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Re: Hungover as A Muddafugger from Biden Victory Party but
Posted by: NOVAisBETTER ()
Date: November 04, 2020 09:37AM

happy for you, good shit ma dude :)

& another big congratulations to JOE BIDEN!

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Re: Hungover as A Muddafugger from Biden Victory Party but
Posted by: Someday, consider stop lying ()
Date: November 04, 2020 09:46AM

Tequila is My Friend Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good thing I took the day off to celebrate the
> Biden win. Girlfriend and her BFF even gave me a
> double BJ last night to celebrate. Ok, it took a
> lot tequila to get her best friend to do it but
> worked.
>
> Funny part is her BFF left at 5am to get ready for
> work. She works in some warehouse with a bunch of
> Trump idiots. That's going to be a rough day
> LMAO!!!

I am curious. Is there ever an instance about anything you dems do not lie?

Of course WE TOTALLY BELIEVE your "Dear Penthouse" double BJ story, but... nah we really dont.


THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, try it sometime dems
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Re: Hungover as A Muddafugger from Biden Victory Party but
Posted by: Op . ()
Date: November 04, 2020 10:14AM

Someday, consider stop lying Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tequila is My Friend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good thing I took the day off to celebrate the
> > Biden win. Girlfriend and her BFF even gave me
> a
> > double BJ last night to celebrate. Ok, it took
> a
> > lot tequila to get her best friend to do it but
> > worked.
> >
> > Funny part is her BFF left at 5am to get ready
> for
> > work. She works in some warehouse with a bunch
> of
> > Trump idiots. That's going to be a rough day
> > LMAO!!!
>
> I am curious. Is there ever an instance about
> anything you dems do not lie?

Careless about what you think. Unless you have a cure for a hangover.

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Re: Hungover as A Muddafugger from Biden Victory Party but
Posted by: lifelong democrat ()
Date: November 04, 2020 10:18AM

Thankfully the country has seen the light and moved to get back to keeping the nogs in their place while pandering to them at the podium. They had gotten far too uppity under Trump and this is a welcome change. Lobbyists can move back into K street and start greasing pockets with currency again. It's about time we get back to business in DC!!!

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Re: Hungover as A Muddafugger from Biden Victory Party but
Posted by: Sure... try this... 5 easy steps ()
Date: November 04, 2020 10:26AM

Op . Wrote:
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> Someday, consider stop lying Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tequila is My Friend Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good thing I took the day off to celebrate
> the
> > > Biden win. Girlfriend and her BFF even gave
> me
> > a
> > > double BJ last night to celebrate. Ok, it
> took
> > a
> > > lot tequila to get her best friend to do it
> but
> > > worked.
> > >
> > > Funny part is her BFF left at 5am to get
> ready
> > for
> > > work. She works in some warehouse with a
> bunch
> > of
> > > Trump idiots. That's going to be a rough day
> > > LMAO!!!
> >
> > I am curious. Is there ever an instance about
> > anything you dems do not lie?
>
> Careless about what you think. Unless you have a
> cure for a hangover.

I am happy to help.
First- look around for a large hammer.. or a big frying pan will do.
Second - Hold said hammer/frying pan or feel free to use both/2 arms.
Third - Extend you arm(s) all the way out
Fourth - SCREAM "I SUPPORT PEDOPHILES"
FIFTH - THEN AS HARD AND FAST AS YOU CAN, BRING YOUR ARMS UP HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH THE HAMMER/PAN.

VOILA!!! HANG OVER CURED!

My pleasure to help a Pedo Joe supporter like YOU.

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