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I want to get married urgently
Posted by: Oswald Barrow ()
Date: September 02, 2020 12:32PM

Greetings! Where are you all from? I am from the North and I am looking for someone to get married to urgently. I am feeling a little lonely at this point in time. Got divorced...

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: No one will marry you ()
Date: September 02, 2020 12:41PM

Oswald Barrow Wrote:
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> Greetings! Where are you all from? I am from the
> North and I am looking for someone to get married
> to urgently. I am feeling a little lonely at this
> point in time. Got divorced...


Meade, no one will marry you. You are a freeloading, racist fat fuck with no talent whatsoever. You cannot even perfect the Christian con - u are too lazy even for that easy grift. Im not saying this to be 'mean' to you or troll you - its the unvarnished truth. You are repellent.

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: how far north? ()
Date: September 02, 2020 12:44PM

Oswald Barrow Wrote:
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> Greetings! Where are you all from? I am from the
> North and I am looking for someone to get married
> to urgently. I am feeling a little lonely at this
> point in time. Got divorced...


Are you, by chance, an eskimo?

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: Ask Miz ()
Date: September 02, 2020 01:10PM

Miz is lonely too and nobody wants him. You guys can get married since lizzie and eesh turned him down.

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: me too ()
Date: September 02, 2020 10:54PM

Do you do anal?

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: That lovely Jewess ()
Date: September 02, 2020 11:11PM

Meade, make peace with your inner Jew and propose to Karen. She is the only woman on the planet who is interested in you.

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: Tiel Erlach ()
Date: September 03, 2020 06:48AM

Lol it was really funny how people rushed sticking labels to you buddy just on the basis of your name. Oswald, you should really change it! But if seriously I would go for a dating site https://www.steamylocals.com/ if you want to keep things moving. Otherwise your search may last for years! Have a nice life.

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: heime seer ()
Date: September 03, 2020 09:43AM

how far north? Wrote:
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> Oswald Barrow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Greetings! Where are you all from? I am from
> the
> > North and I am looking for someone to get
> married
> > to urgently. I am feeling a little lonely at
> this
> > point in time. Got divorced...
>
>
> Are you, by chance, an eskimo?

Dont you mean "Inuit"?

I think OP is a Lapplander actually.

I mean "Saami"...

Fuck I cant keep up anymore

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Re: I want to get married urgently
Posted by: point barrow ()
Date: September 03, 2020 09:46AM

how far north? Wrote:
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> Oswald Barrow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Greetings! Where are you all from? I am from
> the
> > North and I am looking for someone to get
> married
> > to urgently. I am feeling a little lonely at
> this
> > point in time. Got divorced...
>
>
> Are you, by chance, an eskimo?


Yes his ancestors were the native guides who's malamutes helped found Point Barrow, Alaska! yup. THAT far north!

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