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Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 01, 2020 10:49AM

It’s unfair the league is investigating Dan Snyder and the Redskins. They are coming in hard and deep, just like the ass Doctor is. It’s unfair as I want my beloved Redskins not disemboweled. Their bowels deserve better!

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: September 01, 2020 11:09AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s unfair the league is investigating Dan
> Snyder and the Redskins. They are coming in hard
> and deep, just like the ass Doctor is. It’s
> unfair as I want my beloved Redskins not
> disemboweled. Their bowels deserve better!
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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 01, 2020 02:45PM

Anybody hear anything about 5am guy? He has not posted in quite some time now.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplase . ()
Date: September 01, 2020 02:54PM

5am will post soon.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Reft cheak ()
Date: September 01, 2020 03:17PM

One of the poopy farts posters is sure to chime in

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Dave Johns ()
Date: September 01, 2020 03:55PM

I’m just glad football is on

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 01, 2020 04:19PM

I will be leaving work soon. Going to run by Choong Man for some serious Korean chicken and curly fries. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: September 01, 2020 05:36PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s unfair the league is investigating Dan
> Snyder and the Redskins. They are coming in hard
> and deep, just like the ass Doctor is. It’s
> unfair as I want my beloved Redskins not
> disemboweled. Their bowels deserve better!


Sounds like BO is going to be a tiger tonight...

My starfish is up for it.
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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: September 01, 2020 06:50PM





































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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: September 01, 2020 06:54PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It’s unfair the league is investigating Dan
> > Snyder and the Redskins. They are coming in
> hard
> > and deep, just like the ass Doctor is. It’s
> > unfair as I want my beloved Redskins not
> > disemboweled. Their bowels deserve better!
>
>
> Sounds like BO is going to be a tiger tonight...
>
> My starfish is up for it.

Oh Rusty... I'm jealous... I would give anything for Brown Onion to go 'hard and deep' on me.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: 5am guys ()
Date: September 01, 2020 09:08PM

bump

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Guess what? ()
Date: September 02, 2020 12:33AM

Brown Onion rocks...
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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 02, 2020 08:19AM

I just got to work and am having four bacon egg and cheese biscuits and four hashbrowns from McDonalds. The lady in the cubicle across from mine is giving me a fucked up look. She probably has bad bowels.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: September 02, 2020 11:52AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got to work and am having four bacon egg
> and cheese biscuits and four hashbrowns from
> McDonalds. The lady in the cubicle across from
> mine is giving me a fucked up look. She probably
> has bad bowels.


How are your bowel movements after eating like this?

Would you mind posting photos of them before you flush.

Even better than that, can I come over and watch you have one?

Even better, I can help you wipe!


Us BiBs need to look after each other since the world treats us like pariahs.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: September 02, 2020 12:00PM

Im repeating 1st year at Phillip J. Prescott Preparatory School this year but its all online. Yesterday afternoon the Obese Neighbor photo-bombed my Zoom Rhetoric class wearing only a clown mask and studded dog collar. The professor called me later to see if I wanted him to call the authorities...

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: September 02, 2020 01:14PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Im repeating 1st year at Phillip J. Prescott
> Preparatory School this year but its all online.
> Yesterday afternoon the Obese Neighbor
> photo-bombed my Zoom Rhetoric class wearing only a
> clown mask and studded dog collar. The professor
> called me later to see if I wanted him to call the
> authorities...


How are your professor's bowels?

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Axing 4 a Friend Onion ()
Date: September 02, 2020 02:50PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Im repeating 1st year at Phillip J. Prescott
> Preparatory School this year but its all online.
> Yesterday afternoon the Obese Neighbor
> photo-bombed my Zoom Rhetoric class wearing only a
> clown mask and studded dog collar. The professor
> called me later to see if I wanted him to call the
> authorities...


was there any naughty/delicious?

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: September 02, 2020 03:16PM

Axing 4 a Friend Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Im repeating 1st year at Phillip J. Prescott
> > Preparatory School this year but its all online.
>
> > Yesterday afternoon the Obese Neighbor
> > photo-bombed my Zoom Rhetoric class wearing only
> a
> > clown mask and studded dog collar. The
> professor
> > called me later to see if I wanted him to call
> the
> > authorities...
>
>
> was there any naughty/delicious?

This is one of Brown Onion's favorite to tide you over until Spring Onion responds...
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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 02, 2020 04:53PM

I will be leaving work shortly. I think I will do curbside pick-up at Olive garden. Spaghetti with Italian sausage and a manicotti with 8 bread sticks should be a reasonable dinner. My bowels can process this easily.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Forest Dump ()
Date: September 02, 2020 06:36PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I will be leaving work shortly. I think I will do
> curbside pick-up at Olive garden. Spaghetti with
> Italian sausage and a manicotti with 8 bread
> sticks should be a reasonable dinner. My bowels
> can process this easily.


Do they sell soft serve at the Olive Garden?
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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: sick fucks here ()
Date: September 02, 2020 07:43PM

sick fucks - disgusting images

get help

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: September 02, 2020 09:11PM

sick fucks here Wrote:
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> sick fucks - disgusting images
>
> get help


Another small-minded, superior boweled fecalphobic trying to infringe on our first amendment freedom of speech rights. My neighbor Brown Onion is right about your kind.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: September 03, 2020 07:23AM

I had to call out sick today. The olive garden was too much for me.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 03, 2020 11:03AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I had to call out sick today. The olive garden was
> too much for me.


Well, Boiled I see you finally pushed your bowels beyond their limits. Nobody should eat two full entrées from Olive Garden plus 8 breadsticks, that is just insanity!
I think you should slowly start adding fresh fruits and vegetables to you diet and you need to stop eating like a college football defensive lineman. Please listen to me boiled.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Sock Puppets on Parade ()
Date: September 03, 2020 12:06PM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had to call out sick today. The olive garden
> was
> > too much for me.
>
>
> Well, Boiled I see you finally pushed your bowels
> beyond their limits. Nobody should eat two full
> entrées from Olive Garden plus 8 breadsticks,
> that is just insanity!
> I think you should slowly start adding fresh
> fruits and vegetables to you diet and you need to
> stop eating like a college football defensive
> lineman. Please listen to me boiled.

Brown Onion's sock puppets are talking to themselves now!

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 03, 2020 02:40PM

Sock Puppets on Parade Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I had to call out sick today. The olive
> garden
> > was
> > > too much for me.
> >
> >
> > Well, Boiled I see you finally pushed your
> bowels
> > beyond their limits. Nobody should eat two full
> > entrées from Olive Garden plus 8 breadsticks,
> > that is just insanity!
> > I think you should slowly start adding fresh
> > fruits and vegetables to you diet and you need
> to
> > stop eating like a college football defensive
> > lineman. Please listen to me boiled.
>
> Brown Onion's sock puppets are talking to
> themselves now!

Maybe some are but I am just me.

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Re: Washington Redskins Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace luvs this content ()
Date: September 03, 2020 03:27PM

Rusty is actually the real dirtier one...You go girl
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