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Sex with a Transsexual or Coronavirus?
Posted by: Math Odds ()
Date: March 30, 2020 09:07AM

If I have sex with a transsexual raw, what are the chances of catching a STD compared to say catching Coronavirus? Mathematics experts step up!

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Re: Sex with a Transsexual or Coronavirus?
Posted by: flesch ()
Date: March 30, 2020 09:12AM

Raw meat can contain germs and parasites. Always cook at recommended tamperatures and time

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Re: Sex with a Transsexual or Coronavirus?
Posted by: Math Expert ()
Date: March 30, 2020 10:33AM

If there's a 90% chance the transsexual has an STD, there's a 100% chance they got it from a "straight guy" like you.

Fortunately, there is a 0% chance a transsexual would have anything to do with you, so the answer is, you will get the Coronavirus and die a horrible, unbreathable, wretched death and you will finally understand that you are all alone and no one loves you.

Equation solved. Now go back to playing x-box and eating Cheeto's.

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