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I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 22, 2020 02:25PM

So, I just cooked myself lunch. I'm used to having some sort of meat with my meals but so far, so good.

There was no meat left at the grocery stores except for sausage links. But now that I've eaten these green beans, sticky rice and potatoes without meat I think I can possibly go on a meat-less diet for a little and see how that goes.

I certainly miss it and would have even settled for salmon if they still had that too. Oh well!

What are you going without these days?
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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: I'm sorry you're poor and... ()
Date: March 22, 2020 03:37PM

...have no back up freezer stock. BTW, Salmon is fish.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: lay off ()
Date: March 22, 2020 03:51PM

Bat meat though. Even fried bat wings are risky.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Don't be like Gerry.... ()
Date: March 22, 2020 03:54PM

...and become a cock gobbler.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:09PM

I'm sorry you're poor and... Wrote:
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> ...have no back up freezer stock. BTW, Salmon is
> fish.

Yes. Unlike you I have a career that keeps me traveling. I don't sit at home in my mother's house all day long. And I'm well aware what food group salmon is. Thank you.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:11PM

Just don't eat bats like the commie Chinese.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:12PM

Thank you good, sir. I'll try my best. How are your bowels? Mine haven't moved in two days. I'm getting a little worried.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Traveling? ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:13PM

Going without these days Wrote:
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> I'm sorry you're poor and... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...have no back up freezer stock. BTW, Salmon
> is
> > fish.
>
> Yes. Unlike you I have a career that keeps me
> traveling. I don't sit at home in my mother's
> house all day long. And I'm well aware what food
> group salmon is. Thank you.


Freezers work when you travel...FYI.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:15PM

What's the point of that when I'm never home to eat it? That's a waste.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:15PM

Greetings Mr. Onion sir Wrote:
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> Thank you good, sir. I'll try my best. How are
> your bowels? Mine haven't moved in two days. I'm
> getting a little worried.


Goulash. Hope yours do move and your starfish is intact afterwards.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:17PM

I can feel that it's there and wants to come out but I have a feeling I'll have to stick my finger up my butt to scoop it out. Have you ever had to do that?

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:18PM

Greetings Mr. Onion sir Wrote:
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> I can feel that it's there and wants to come out
> but I have a feeling I'll have to stick my finger
> up my butt to scoop it out. Have you ever had to
> do that?


Please don't. Your rectum isn't an entertainment park. Even to loosen things up. Only an exit please!

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:23PM

Sometimes I have no choice. It hasn't happened in a while but I can feel it may be impacted. I don't like enemas or suppositories, they burn.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:24PM

Greetings Mr. Onion sir Wrote:
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> Sometimes I have no choice. It hasn't happened in
> a while but I can feel it may be impacted. I don't
> like enemas or suppositories, they burn.


Have you tried castor oil? It tastes nasty but it should produce an output and clear your bowels.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Sorry you live at the Wolftrap ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:25PM

Going without these days Wrote:
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> What's the point of that when I'm never home to
> eat it? That's a waste.


Must be lonely.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:26PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Have you tried castor oil? It tastes nasty but it
> should produce an output and clear your bowels.

Ugh, yes. I'd rather not. I'm just going to lube up with some CBD oil and go for it. I hate it, sometimes it bleeds but the relief is worth it.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:28PM

Sorry you live at the Wolftrap Wrote:
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> Must be lonely.

No ma'am. But I can smell your projection from your glass house over there, kid.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:29PM

Greetings Mr. Onion sir Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> ----
> > Have you tried castor oil? It tastes nasty but
> it
> > should produce an output and clear your bowels.
>
> Ugh, yes. I'd rather not. I'm just going to lube
> up with some CBD oil and go for it. I hate it,
> sometimes it bleeds but the relief is worth it.


Not sure what CBD is but castor oil will allow you to exit the problem. Witch hazel for the fish.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: LOL...Truly you must be ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:31PM

Going without these days Wrote:
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> Sorry you live at the Wolftrap Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Must be lonely.
>
> No ma'am. But I can smell your projection from
> your glass house over there, kid.


Because you started a thread on General also w/ GAF pics.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:31PM

Am I taking it orally? I have one of those enema packs but I'd really rather not. I'm not sure what has caused this. I eat plenty of fruit and veggies.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:32PM

Greetings Mr. Onion sir Wrote:
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> Am I taking it orally? I have one of those enema
> packs but I'd really rather not. I'm not sure what
> has caused this. I eat plenty of fruit and
> veggies.


Yes drink the castor oil, it tastes nasty. Truly repulsive. But it works, along with fruits, vegetables, and perhaps some of Gerry's family.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:34PM

LOL...Truly you must be Wrote:
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> Because you started a thread on General also w/ GAF pics.



There's a different breed of people over there. But thank you for noticing. I see you posted your angry childishness on that one too. So, you must be as well because here you are, right here with me.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:36PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Yes drink the castor oil, it tastes nasty. Truly
> repulsive. But it works, along with fruits,
> vegetables, and perhaps some of Gerry's family.

I'll think about it. And lol @ Gerry's family, hahah. Talk about a gut buster!

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Sorry Bro... ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:40PM

Going without these days Wrote:
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> LOL...Truly you must be Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Because you started a thread on General also w/
> GAF pics.
>
>
>
> There's a different breed of people over there.
> But thank you for noticing. I see you posted your
> angry childishness on that one too. So, you must
> be as well because here you are, right here with
> me.


not me...but maybe you're a little bit too sensitive for Off Topic.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:43PM

I'm not the one name calling and projecting, that is all your doing buddy. What you say to people reflects more on you than it does others.

All I did was talk about my meal. And you...lol

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Greetings Mr. Onion sir ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:46PM

I'm going to go try to empty my bowels. I'll see you later, Onion friend.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: CCTYN ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:46PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Greetings Mr. Onion sir Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can feel that it's there and wants to come
> out
> > but I have a feeling I'll have to stick my
> finger
> > up my butt to scoop it out. Have you ever had
> to
> > do that?
>
>
> Please don't. Your rectum isn't an entertainment
> park. Even to loosen things up. Only an exit
> please!


And yet his boyfriend plays "roller coaster" on that thing every night.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: No name calling ()
Date: March 22, 2020 09:46PM

You seem upset my friend...go out for a walk.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Cock and Ballz ()
Date: March 22, 2020 10:10PM

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Beat my meat ()
Date: March 22, 2020 11:30PM

You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat.

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Build the Wall ()
Date: March 23, 2020 12:17AM

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

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Re: I guess it's alright not to have meat
Posted by: Going without these days ()
Date: March 23, 2020 04:09AM

No name calling Wrote:
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> You seem upset my friend...go out for a walk.

Turn off the projector, lady.

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