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Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: FCPS employee ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:46AM

Let's see,

1, I am getting paid for a month or more without using my leave hours

2, I do not have to work.

3, Gas prices are low and I am going on a road trip.

4, The government is sending the wife and I a check for 1000 bucks each.

5, My pension plan is unaffected.

This whole situation is wonderful!

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: Made in the shade ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:49AM

FCPS employee Wrote:
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> Let's see,
>
> 1, I am getting paid for a month or more without
> using my leave hours
>
> 2, I do not have to work.
>
> 3, Gas prices are low and I am going on a road
> trip.
>
> 4, The government is sending the wife and I a
> check for 1000 bucks each.
>
> 5, My pension plan is unaffected.
>
> This whole situation is wonderful!


Trump hooked us dafuq up!

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: Latinos for trump ()
Date: March 21, 2020 09:51AM

I’m a non citizen tax payer, claimed 13 kids and 12 dependents..I NE GETTIN PAID!

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: FCPS employee ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:11AM

Made in the shade Wrote:
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> FCPS employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's see,
> >
> > 1, I am getting paid for a month or more
> without
> > using my leave hours
> >
> > 2, I do not have to work.
> >
> > 3, Gas prices are low and I am going on a road
> > trip.
> >
> > 4, The government is sending the wife and I a
> > check for 1000 bucks each.
> >
> > 5, My pension plan is unaffected.
> >
> > This whole situation is wonderful!
>
>
> Trump hooked us dafuq up!


Yeah, somebody hooked us up. These are good times.

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: not so lucky ()
Date: March 21, 2020 10:28AM

I hope you get the virus

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: ej6vn ()
Date: March 21, 2020 01:32PM

FCPS employee Wrote:
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> Let's see,
>
> 5, My pension plan is unaffected.
>
>


Your pension plan is backed by investments just like everyone else's is. Your pension plan has been affected. You just don't see it as you are not drawing from it yet. Trust me, your fund has lost over 30% of its value in the past few weeks. Either the market recovers and the loses are recouped, your contributions will increase to offset the loss, or you will not get what you were thinking you will be getting.

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: you got em by the balls ()
Date: March 21, 2020 02:03PM

Your pension plan is unaffected?

Either you are a high level exec with a defined benefit plan, a relic from the 70's, or, military/education/gov.

In the first instance, you wouldn't be worried about a pension so much, in the second, you are either dead or in a nursing home, in the third, that is a trade off for not making that much money during your working career...

And have fun on that road trip!

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: free shitznitz ()
Date: March 21, 2020 03:26PM

Where's my fucking Obama phone?

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: custodian 65 ()
Date: March 21, 2020 08:59PM

Teachers are loving this shutdown.

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: Low paid broke bitches ()
Date: March 22, 2020 12:41AM

FCPS employee Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Let's see,
>
> 1, I am getting paid for a month or more without
> using my leave hours
>
> 2, I do not have to work.
>
> 3, Gas prices are low and I am going on a road
> trip.
>
> 4, The government is sending the wife and I a
> check for 1000 bucks each.
>
> 5, My pension plan is unaffected.
>
> This whole situation is wonderful!


4 means that each of you make less than $75,000 annually.

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Re: Let me get this straight about the coronapanic.
Posted by: low rent. ()
Date: March 22, 2020 05:48AM

Low paid broke bitches Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FCPS employee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's see,
> >
> > 1, I am getting paid for a month or more
> without
> > using my leave hours
> >
> > 2, I do not have to work.
> >
> > 3, Gas prices are low and I am going on a road
> > trip.
> >
> > 4, The government is sending the wife and I a
> > check for 1000 bucks each.
> >
> > 5, My pension plan is unaffected.
> >
> > This whole situation is wonderful!
>
>
> 4 means that each of you make less than $75,000
> annually.

Most FCPS employees do make less than 75k.

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