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If you live in your parents' basement and never go out, your chances of surviving the coronavirus pandemic are better than average
Posted by: good news for most FFU folk ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:33PM

unless your parents track the virus home

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Re: If you live in your parents' basement and never go out, your chances of surviving the coronavirus pandemic are better than average
Posted by: Spidey ()
Date: February 05, 2020 10:49PM

Your chances of dying in a mass shooting are smaller too

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Re: If you live in your parents' basement and never go out, your chances of surviving the coronavirus pandemic are better than average
Posted by: well, there's a problem there ()
Date: February 05, 2020 11:52PM

Spidey Wrote:
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> Your chances of dying in a mass shooting are
> smaller too


During a mass shooting, the shooter usually dies as well. And FFU types are one hell of a lot more likely, on average, to be the mass shooter.

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Re: If you live in your parents' basement and never go out, your chances of surviving the coronavirus pandemic are better than average
Posted by: but why ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:19AM

If these types are staying up with the esports and video gaming careers, those basements should be PRETTY safe.

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