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How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:15PM

I have really upped my hygiene routine in preparation for being called to do my patriotic duty. Trump is not going to worry about anything when he releases his tensions. I have been using cotton balls and the Clorox from the laundry room after every dump. Is this enough?

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:17PM

Real Americans bleach their anus daily.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Use mothballs and steel wool ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:19PM

For obvious reasons. Trump wants your cute little ass.

One thing, though. Make sure you are as tight as you can be. Trump don't have much, if you know what I mean.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Gerry Recons Boys Shitting ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:19PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Real Americans bleach their anus daily.

Gerry recons men taking massive shits in public restrooms while he beats off. Gerry is one sick perverted third world Iranian faggot.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:22PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Real Americans bleach their anus daily.

My niece tells me to use Hydrogen Peroxide rather than Clorox. What does she know She is so Libtarded, that she is a Vegan.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:24PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> > Real Americans bleach their anus daily.
>
> My niece tells me to use Hydrogen Peroxide rather
> than Clorox. What does she know She is so
> Libtarded, that she is a Vegan.

Well then she's not a real American. Real Americans use straight bleach with a wire brush.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:32PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> > Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Real Americans bleach their anus daily.
> >
> > My niece tells me to use Hydrogen Peroxide
> rather
> > than Clorox. What does she know She is so
> > Libtarded, that she is a Vegan.
>
> Well then she's not a real American. Real
> Americans use straight bleach with a wire brush.

I use my toothbrush. The residual bleach was doing a number on my gums. Now I dip it in vinegar to neutralize the bleach. I should have been a chemist.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: January 16, 2020 01:49PM

You dip your asshole in vinegar or the toothbrush?

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Gerry Recons Kids Shitting ()
Date: January 16, 2020 02:11PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> You dip your asshole in vinegar or the toothbrush?

Gerry recons men taking massive shits in public restrooms while he beats off. Gerry is one sick perverted third world Iranian faggot.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 16, 2020 03:47PM

Never introduce sodium hypochlorite anywhere near the anus. What up BiBs!

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 16, 2020 07:25PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Never introduce sodium hypochlorite anywhere near
> the anus. What up BiBs!

Don't say that. You will Hex my chances of being of service to our President.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Good advice ()
Date: January 16, 2020 07:53PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
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> > Never introduce sodium hypochlorite anywhere
> near
> > the anus. What up BiBs!
>
> Don't say that. You will Hex my chances of being
> of service to our President.

Tattoo Trumps face to both of your ass cheeks. Spend some bucks and and get good ones. The moment you bend over, Trump will swoon, and no longer care whether your asshole is bleached. Problem solved.

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: attention trumptardz ()
Date: January 16, 2020 10:20PM

bleaching your asshole is NOT a substitute for wiping your ass when you shit

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Re: How often can a Real American bleach his Anus?
Posted by: Asshole bleacher ()
Date: January 17, 2020 03:08AM

The pic should’ve been posted already

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