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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Uncle Bumblefuck Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 12:36PM

^spring character does not swear fuck face. You suck at story telling.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 02:27PM

Chile cheeze Wrote:
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> Why are so many superior boweled individuals so
> bowel-phobic? I was invited over to my ex-wife's
> house for Christmas dinner. I was explaining to
> her stepdaughters the dangers of certain
> combinations of foods on the colon and I was flat
> out told that it was not an appropriate
> conversation for the dinner table, Then it
> happened. I got to the bathroom before it was too
> late. Is it my fault that the bathroom was built
> so close to the dining room? At least they got to
> hear first hand the agony the bowels can inflict
> on a body. Fortunately, I brought a fresh pair of
> underwear. You would think they would have emptied
> the trash in the bathroom when guests were coming
> over. I shoved my shitty white briefs down past
> the spent Kleenex so it wouldn't be the first
> thing people see when they walk in. I should
> suggest they switch from Glade to Frebree for use
> by the toilet.


Poopourri helps. But yes you’re right these people who claim to be family, friends, or community members. As soon as you bring up your bowels, whether it be at lunch or while at the symphony, nothing but pariah like disdain for you. I remember one time that well before my current age, I was in the stall at church. Then I only had a couple midwives, and I know the screaming, tile tearing, and stink of my remnants were bad. Yet for the minister to yell jesus fucking Christ and treat me like a leper after that proves this.

It’s the worst. You’re not alone and plumbers and their unions love us but still treat us as second class citizens.

I would argue the Jews of Germany were treated better than us.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: January 10, 2020 03:18PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sum ting wong ()
Date: January 10, 2020 03:24PM

Fluffy, floating stool for years until earlier this week. Small orange sinkers since Monday and worried. My bowels aren’t good.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: cobb gobbler ()
Date: January 10, 2020 03:58PM

Does portly guy Meat Skelton have healthy bowels?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 04:46PM

Sum ting wong Wrote:
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> Fluffy, floating stool for years until earlier
> this week. Small orange sinkers since Monday and
> worried. My bowels aren’t good.


If you’re eating Asian shit most likely it’s from cat. Not bowel friendly.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 04:49PM

On my way home from work Im going to stop at KFC and get a couple chicken pot pies and a 3 piece meal. I can push my bowels to new limits now that the weekend is here!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 07:54PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> On my way home from work Im going to stop at KFC
> and get a couple chicken pot pies and a 3 piece
> meal. I can push my bowels to new limits now that
> the weekend is here!

You must have bowels like Pope Benedict. Do you take baths in holy water?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Full bowels ()
Date: January 10, 2020 10:24PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 09:12AM

Wow compared to Elvis a 40 pound colon for sure

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 10:22AM

Hi Mr Brown! Hope you get to enjoy some relief from your bowel troubles this weekend.
The weather is warm down here. I am going to fire up my little Weber kettle and char grill some tofu, mushrooms, onions and peppers to stuff some whole wheat pita pockets. My Grandma and I love these things and they are easily digested. We also love to eat at a place called Local Vibe, I think it is one of the most bowel friendly places I have ever been to. Not everything on the menu is healthy but they have some very healthy offerings.
https://localvibecafe.com/

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 12:40PM

I just got back from Costco. I got a really good deal on a huge bag of beef and bean frozen burritos extra spicy. I also got a 3 pound bag of Spanish rice and three cases of Budweiser. Look out bowels! Here it comes!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 11, 2020 12:54PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got back from Costco. I got a really good
> deal on a huge bag of beef and bean frozen
> burritos extra spicy. I also got a 3 pound bag of
> Spanish rice and three cases of Budweiser. Look
> out bowels! Here it comes!


I go for the "Las Campanas" Chimichangas myself. They should really be called "Las Compost" for the havoc they wreak on my bowels. That is the price one has to pay for being a "Foodie". Budweiser is great too. I find the fabled "Buttwiper" effects it has on my lower intestine actually combines with the juices from the steak and cheese chimis and gives such a pleasurable movement when that time comes around.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 01:31PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown! Hope you get to enjoy some relief
> from your bowel troubles this weekend.
> The weather is warm down here. I am going to fire
> up my little Weber kettle and char grill some
> tofu, mushrooms, onions and peppers to stuff some
> whole wheat pita pockets. My Grandma and I love
> these things and they are easily digested. We also
> love to eat at a place called Local Vibe, I think
> it is one of the most bowel friendly places I have
> ever been to. Not everything on the menu is
> healthy but they have some very healthy
> offerings.
> https://localvibecafe.com/


Glad to hear you are enjoying some spring like weather in January! It is refreshing and will have to look that up on the World Wide Web. That sounds like a nice meal for you and grandma, and I hope both of your bowels process these foods decently. Bowel friendly establishments are super, although do you know if they list items with the Bristol stool guide?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 11, 2020 02:30PM

Glad the game is at 4. What I ate I’m not sure, but I’m in considerable pain.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 03:06PM

Grandma is making another jenkum run. I don’t like grandma doing this, but the obese neighbor gave her a gang colors handkerchief and a couple firearms. At least she’s safe. Dad has a pillow on his belly under his shirt. Why he is pretending to be pregnant while the obese neighbor builds a crib, it’s a odd day to be here. The obese neighbor is also firing up the grill, has lots of beers in the fridge, and put a glory hole sign over the basement door.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 03:34PM

Got three pizzas, Cheese sticks, sodas, and buffalo wings. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 11, 2020 04:39PM

It’s good when the weekend. Away from work and can sit in my car going through drive thrus. No one has to know about my problems but me.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Verified Green_Onion ()
Date: January 11, 2020 05:57PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma is making another jenkum run. I don’t
> like grandma doing this, but the obese neighbor
> gave her a gang colors handkerchief and a couple
> firearms. At least she’s safe. Dad has a pillow
> on his belly under his shirt. Why he is pretending
> to be pregnant while the obese neighbor builds a
> crib, it’s a odd day to be here. The obese
> neighbor is also firing up the grill, has lots of
> beers in the fridge, and put a glory hole sign
> over the basement door.

spring so good to hear from you, remember sharing your woes is a healthy reaction to the chaos you are experiencing at home. Sounds like your sweet grandma has coped by becoming a Hard Pipe Hittin' Nigga - steer clear of her. Remember these things happen...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: New word ()
Date: January 11, 2020 06:30PM

First time heard of bowels. Looked it up online. Leaned a new word.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: poopy fartz ()
Date: January 11, 2020 06:49PM

Gonna drop a big ole log here in a while. Don’t be jealous.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 11, 2020 07:40PM

I am at my sister and brother-in-law's for dinner. They knew I was coming so they hung a brand new roll of Cottonelle in the downstairs bathroom.
! Good Stuff!!! It, however, appears that the sitz bath I gave them as a loving Christmas present isn't in this bathroom. This isn't the first time I have had to use a bathroom sink for proper cleaning. I just have to remember to get all skidmarks off the scented guest soap. My sister threw out the rest of the bar last time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:42AM

2 Egg McMuffins and 2 hash browns with a large black coffee. Delicious and will hopefully pass easily this evening.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:58AM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> 2 Egg McMuffins and 2 hash browns with a large
> black coffee. Delicious and will hopefully pass
> easily this evening.

Oh that’s going to hurt

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2020 07:26AM

The obese neighbor is drunk staggering around, while dad is out front throwing up and bent over a chair. I worry about their behavior. Why are dad’s underwear on his ankles? Why does grandma have to deal jenkum for them? Also these two eat like crap, fart non stop, and this interferes with my time on the Nintendo.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 12, 2020 10:07AM

I just got home from Golden Corral in Manassas .

I had grits sausage eggs and a big plate of home fries smothered in sausage gravy plus a toasted bagel with cream cheese. I made it home to the bathroom just in time. My bowels did me proud.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: True to your name onion ()
Date: January 12, 2020 10:43AM

Urban Dictionary: Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2020 03:16PM

Got three whoppers with cheese, three French fries, and three shakes. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 12, 2020 03:43PM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Got three whoppers with cheese, three French
> fries, and three shakes. Take that bowels.


That sounds good. I decided to stay home and cook my afternoon snack. I made instant ramen that I doused with Sriracha sauce, I added a can of spam and a Kraft American single. I had a couple of Mike's Hard Lemonades. I'm opening a third one to take into the bathroom. I think I'll be in there for quite a spell. At least it will give time to ruminate on what to have for dinner.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2020 03:46PM

A glorious day outside, and even eating healthy, I think Lamar Jackson crying, could well pass through my starfish. What’s left of it at least. I feel sorry for what my colon and starfish go through as it’s tremendously painful. While most are watching overpriced minorities play football, the plight of older Americans is what we had for lunch and payment. I think I have three midwives enroute, as I hope they have their breathing exercises up to date as this one could be the birthing of something awful.

If young be thankful you’ve not been betrayed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr. Peanut ()
Date: January 12, 2020 04:01PM

I like peanut butter. I make peanut butter sandwiches extra thick. Peanut butter sandwiches will keep you regular.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: January 12, 2020 05:00PM

Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Fine. This? Still?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 12, 2020 05:11PM

Mr. Peanut Wrote:
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> I like peanut butter. I make peanut butter
> sandwiches extra thick. Peanut butter sandwiches
> will keep you regular.


I love peanut butter myself. My weakness is crunchy. However, the peanut bits make my rectum look and feel like bloody ground beef. Sometimes I wonder if I should give it up forever.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Jimmy Krak ()
Date: January 12, 2020 05:30PM

Try smooth peanut butter and add canned corn. The salty nut butter and sweet corn compliment each other. The corn is kind to the bowels and won’t agitate the rectum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 12, 2020 05:45PM

Jimmy Krak Wrote:
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> Try smooth peanut butter and add canned corn. The
> salty nut butter and sweet corn compliment each
> other. The corn is kind to the bowels and won’t
> agitate the rectum.


Thank you. It is tough to be a gourmand with the small-minded insensitive superior boweled people who frequent this forum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 12, 2020 09:29PM

Jimmy Krak Wrote:
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> Try smooth peanut butter and add canned corn. The
> salty nut butter and sweet corn compliment each
> other. The corn is kind to the bowels and won’t
> agitate the rectum.


Corn supposedly except the protein inside the kernel is digested. The rest is well the results speak.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: CheesyGoodness ()
Date: January 12, 2020 09:39PM

And remember kids:
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Too Much Advil Onion ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:01PM

Im watching tv and every time I fold my arms and rest them on my stomach I feel a twinge of dull pain in my ascending colon. Im worried about what might be in store for my rectum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 13, 2020 03:05PM

Too Much Advil Onion Wrote:
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> Im watching tv and every time I fold my arms and
> rest them on my stomach I feel a twinge of dull
> pain in my ascending colon. Im worried about what
> might be in store for my rectum.


Is your fish clear of the dark turbulence? Working on a small SUV here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 13, 2020 04:36PM

I am getting ready to order a big kahuna steak and cheese sub from Jersey Mikes. I wonder if one will be enough? Maybe I better play it safe and order a regular steak and cheese as well. My bowels are up for it I think.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 13, 2020 11:12PM

Can’t sleep my stomach is mush.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Freaks Night 76 ()
Date: January 13, 2020 11:30PM

The freaks come out at night!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 14, 2020 12:21AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Can’t sleep my stomach is mush.

I made a big batch of my famous "both ends burning" chili yesterday. It contains not just ghost peppers but Carolina Reapers! I keep flushable wipes at my desk at work for this sort of thing. I entered the men's room at about 11. Within, 20 minutes or so, those flushable wipes overflowed the toilet I was using even though I was doing lots of curtesy flushes. Naturally, I got up and used the next toilet over to finish my important task. My horrid co-workers claimed I had ruined the lunch hour since the stink of poop water permeated the entire floor. Is it my fault my office building has plumbing built in the 1980s? I should visit the HR department to see if there is something that can be done with my bowel-phobic coworkers to get them some compassion.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 14, 2020 09:16AM


obese neighbor

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Fantasy Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2020 09:27AM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rump-elstiltskin ()
Date: January 14, 2020 02:52PM

I had Panda Express for lunch. It was a tasty combo of Bejing Beef and Kung Pao chicken. I had 6 springs with hot mustard. Now I am looking for some reading material to take into my office's men's room. Hopefully, God doesn't have too much unpleasantness in store for me. Aren't I doing enough?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2020 03:30PM

Chile cheeze Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can’t sleep my stomach is mush.
>
> I made a big batch of my famous "both ends
> burning" chili yesterday. It contains not just
> ghost peppers but Carolina Reapers! I keep
> flushable wipes at my desk at work for this sort
> of thing. I entered the men's room at about 11.
> Within, 20 minutes or so, those flushable wipes
> overflowed the toilet I was using even though I
> was doing lots of curtesy flushes. Naturally, I
> got up and used the next toilet over to finish my
> important task. My horrid co-workers claimed I
> had ruined the lunch hour since the stink of poop
> water permeated the entire floor. Is it my fault
> my office building has plumbing built in the
> 1980s? I should visit the HR department to see if
> there is something that can be done with my
> bowel-phobic coworkers to get them some
> compassion.


The expression “shit happens” is true. You took all the precautions, although admittedly not sure if that would be a bowel friendly food. Yet I think if you bring up the Americans with Disabilities Act, that should resolve the issue. Your workplace will have to make reasonable accommodations. Maybe you could write a letter to your immediate supervisor, try not to call them a worthless asshole for once, and see if this gets you new plumbing work to the corporate groan throne or maybe various scents all can agree to.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: peekza faggot BO ()
Date: January 14, 2020 05:32PM

Fuck off, DAJAX

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 14, 2020 07:38PM

I don’t like the obese neighbor walking naked around the house farting and drinking beer. His penis is bloody too which is strange. Dad sleeps on his stomach moaning in pain describing his shit being pushed in. Mom drinks and cries but grandma is buying me a new game for my Nintendo.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Gerrymanderper2 ()
Date: January 14, 2020 07:51PM

Anyone want to trade recon pics of guys taking massive shits in public restrooms? I have tons, pm me.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: poopy fartz ()
Date: January 14, 2020 07:52PM

Don’t spill the jenkem containers.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 15, 2020 05:00AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 15, 2020 05:33AM

Hello!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 15, 2020 06:23AM

It seems the superior bowels folks have a lot of free time. As we sweat, cringe, and cry on groan thrones expelling cinder blocks, they use their time to mock us. Yet in the end their bowels shall betray them, and then they will understand our plight. I would like to think the midwives as last night, with dilation medicine were able to make my end of tubing and starfish bigger to end the pain. It was a daring move on their part, and the fish on ice is surprisingly recovering. The grout guy and horrible Central American plumber will be over later. Gotta scrounge up a couple dollars for these after the fact assholes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 15, 2020 07:47AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems the superior bowels folks have a lot of
> free time. As we sweat, cringe, and cry on groan
> thrones expelling cinder blocks, they use their
> time to mock us. Yet in the end their bowels shall
> betray them, and then they will understand our
> plight. I would like to think the midwives as last
> night, with dilation medicine were able to make my
> end of tubing and starfish bigger to end the pain.
> It was a daring move on their part, and the fish
> on ice is surprisingly recovering. The grout guy
> and horrible Central American plumber will be over
> later. Gotta scrounge up a couple dollars for
> these after the fact assholes.

You’re right brown. The people I work for or with have no idea. You describe the ordeal well.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Starfish Memories for B0 ()
Date: January 15, 2020 08:44AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems the superior bowels folks have a lot of
> free time. As we sweat, cringe, and cry on groan
> thrones expelling cinder blocks, they use their
> time to mock us. Yet in the end their bowels shall
> betray them, and then they will understand our
> plight. I would like to think the midwives as last
> night, with dilation medicine were able to make my
> end of tubing and starfish bigger to end the pain.
> It was a daring move on their part, and the fish
> on ice is surprisingly recovering. The grout guy
> and horrible Central American plumber will be over
> later. Gotta scrounge up a couple dollars for
> these after the fact assholes.

tubing and starfish
tubing and starfishtubing and starfish

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 15, 2020 01:24PM

Having a bad day. 2 slices of Harris Teeter cheese pizza & red delicious apple last evening for dinner haven't passed. It's usually a given for quick next day exit. Waiting for relief from this logjam and holding off on administering our
silver bullet equivalent of EpiPen relief, the Fleet Enema. I got this BiBs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 15, 2020 02:28PM

Never mind. Just finished an interesting drop covering much of the Bristol Scale. Feeling better, clean flush at the office and no embarrassment with coworkers. Taking it easy tonight with chicken broth and dry toast. Whew!... glad to have that behind and big shout to the onions for continued advice.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Wha? ()
Date: January 15, 2020 02:42PM

This page is weerd and not getting it. Whats the point of it. Talking about pooping? C'mon, seriously?!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 15, 2020 03:30PM

Wha? Wrote:
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> This page is weerd and not getting it. Whats the
> point of it. Talking about pooping? C'mon,
> seriously?!

For us with IBS and other health problems, this is an outlet for us. It’s not about pooping it’s about the discomfort and shame we feel. There’s one jerk who puts up poop photos, but he’s not one of us.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Cat Bib ()
Date: January 15, 2020 04:36PM

just paid 1k to get my cat an ultrasound of his bowels. Poor guy not eating much and throwing up. Dr. says either ISB or slow growing bowel cancer. Cat is a good boy but at nearly 14 his bowels are now betraying us all.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 15, 2020 07:03PM

Cat Bib Wrote:
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> just paid 1k to get my cat an ultrasound of his
> bowels. Poor guy not eating much and throwing up.
> Dr. says either ISB or slow growing bowel cancer.
> Cat is a good boy but at nearly 14 his bowels are
> now betraying us all.

That’s very nice of you. My hope is your cat is cancer free and that pets are treated better than human beings. A vet has got to be far kinder than a GI.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: John V ()
Date: January 15, 2020 11:39PM

Why is this mental illness thread mislabeled and posted in an Off-Topic forum?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 16, 2020 07:59AM

John V Wrote:
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> Why is this mental illness thread mislabeled and
> posted in an Off-Topic forum?


What mental illness? You’re prejudiced so what’s your problem village idiot? Mom didn’t hug you enough?

This is a prime example of superior bowel people and their entitlement.

Now let’s get back to regular programming. After watching his news conference yesterday the governor of Virginia’s bowels are squeamish.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 16, 2020 08:42AM

I want to thank you Mr Brown Onion, I decided to follow your advice on cutting down on how frequently I eat at Tippys Taco, I haven’t eaten at Tippys now in 7 days , and my bowels have significantly improved. I still occasionally have runny diarrhea like bowel movements but I always make it home now, I don’t have to stop and shit on the curb anymore.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 16, 2020 02:18PM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> I want to thank you Mr Brown Onion, I decided to
> follow your advice on cutting down on how
> frequently I eat at Tippys Taco, I haven’t eaten
> at Tippys now in 7 days , and my bowels have
> significantly improved. I still occasionally have
> runny diarrhea like bowel movements but I always
> make it home now, I don’t have to stop and shit
> on the curb anymore.


You’re welcome. That iguana eating garbage rips your colon up. Just bad shit, pun intended. Glad to hear your bowels are still attached as those must have been painful.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 16, 2020 02:47PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are naked at the kitchen table. The obese neighbor is making dad eat a chocolate muffin with white glaze on it as dad has lipstick on. These two are really strange. I believe dad is going to put on a small apron and fire up the grill. The obese neighbor is very demanding.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: BrusselSprout ()
Date: January 16, 2020 02:54PM

Brown Onion is the bottom.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 16, 2020 03:41PM

Please, no more awful photos and memes here. Let’s continue to assist each other BiBs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 16, 2020 04:37PM

I have a new laptop and forgot to block images on this thread. It is important to keep the image block on.
I get off work soon and am tying to decide what to pick up for dinner on the way home. I am thinking about Little Ceasers. Maybe a couple 6 dollar pizzas would be worth a try.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 16, 2020 05:00PM

Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove this sick porn?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: BO Sockpuppet Theater ()
Date: January 16, 2020 06:33PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove
> this sick porn?


Brown Onion makes 90% of the posts here with various sock puppets especially and including the fetish pictures. Very unfortunate.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Pier Paolo Pasolini ()
Date: January 16, 2020 07:53PM

BO Sockpuppet Theater Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove
> > this sick porn?
>
>
> Brown Onion makes 90% of the posts here with
> various sock puppets especially and including the
> fetish pictures. Very unfortunate.


It is a well-known fact that Brown Onion is a 32-year-man with perfect bowels who just using bowel stories to fap off too.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 16, 2020 09:51PM

What is a sock puppet? You please need to leave us alone. I know BO. He wishes he was 32.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2020 05:53AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove
> this sick porn?

From what I understand a gentleman named Cary runs this World Wide Web Internet sure. Mr Underwear I agree we have a sick dog among us but let’s support each other. I will call you later as Matilda and I will be going to First Watch to have one of their excellent breakfasts and obviously we hope to get a person of European descent serving us our food to decrease the stress and headaches.

Today is going to at least be decent breakfast wise, but this mornings castor oil to get things moving. I wonder if there’s flavored castor oil because anything to get rid of it’s nasty taste would be very good.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: video info onion ()
Date: January 17, 2020 10:33AM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Jacob Jacobsen ()
Date: January 17, 2020 01:14PM

Those videos bored me. Not so good. Do you have any better ones?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 17, 2020 03:43PM

Chef salad with ranch dressing from Paisano’s tonight. Tasty and healthier than past meals this week! My bowels got this heading into a football weekend that’s gonna include a plate or two of wings. Let’s be kind out there BiBs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Shit eating grin ()
Date: January 17, 2020 04:12PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> What is a sock puppet? You please need to leave us
> alone. I know BO. He wishes he was 32.


Neither of you know the real Brown ONion.


Here is part of his wedding video.
Attachments:
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: IMGR ONion ()
Date: January 17, 2020 04:55PM

Jacob Jacobsen Wrote:
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> Those videos bored me. Not so good. Do you have
> any better ones?


Sorry about that try this one


............................................................better?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Loser... ()
Date: January 17, 2020 04:56PM

Must be a great life, bumping a shit thread all day while pretending to be 12 different people.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: IMGR Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2020 05:01PM

I have 2 posts today.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 17, 2020 09:53PM

To the person putting dirty movies on this segment, feel free to do elsewhere please. Yet all I ask and what our family and friends is, is to discuss our vowel problems, solutions, and how to make the best out of shitty situations. Tonight I have what feels like a odd shaped heavy bowling ball ready to roll out, so please with all respect let’s keep this section IBS related. Thank you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 06:20AM

Staying home this morning and having Stoffers creamed chipped beef over two english muffins with Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and coffee. My bowels deserve a break.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Cracked Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 07:42AM

I am making a 5 egg 5-cheese Bacon and Sausage omelet with home fries for breakfast. Hope my bowels are ready.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 08:37AM

Cracked Onion Wrote:
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> I am making a 5 egg 5-cheese Bacon and Sausage
> omelet with home fries for breakfast. Hope my
> bowels are ready.

That sounds good. Maybe I will try that tomorrow I might add on a couple well toasted English muffins slathered in melted butter. Meals like this will keep the bowels in fine working order!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 09:50AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Staying home this morning and having Stoffers
> creamed chipped beef over two english muffins with
> Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and coffee.
> My bowels deserve a break.


Where are your bowels going on vacation? Yemen? I wish you the best but my colon almost falls out thinking of this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 10:05AM

Odd night last night. The obese neighbor was naked on top of my dad. Dad had a pair of socks in his mouth. He sounded in pain as they were on the bed. This morning dad is walking bow legged and the obese neighbor is dancing around the house in his boxer shorts. I can’t wait for classes to start as they are really strange.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 10:10AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Staying home this morning and having Stoffers
> > creamed chipped beef over two english muffins
> with
> > Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and
> coffee.
> > My bowels deserve a break.
>
>
> Where are your bowels going on vacation? Yemen? I
> wish you the best but my colon almost falls out
> thinking of this.

My bowels are holding up well so far. Lunch is right around the corner and I am thinking about driving to Manassas for a visit to Sonic. Those footlong chili cheese dogs are so good I can have one of those with a double order of onion rings and one of those super thick milkshakes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Feline IBS Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 11:59AM

Bringing my cat in for steroid injection for Inflammatory Bowel Disease today. This after 2k dollars in tests and sonogram. His bowels are doing some damage to his colon and my bank account. Hope this helps my good furry friend, beyond the steroids and possibly other medications we intend to let nature take its course. No surgeries or other invasive tests - sometimes you have to raise the white flag in the face of a superior bowel opponent.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 06:58PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Staying home this morning and having Stoffers
> > > creamed chipped beef over two english muffins
> > with
> > > Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and
> > coffee.
> > > My bowels deserve a break.
> >
> >
> > Where are your bowels going on vacation? Yemen?
> I
> > wish you the best but my colon almost falls out
> > thinking of this.
>
> My bowels are holding up well so far. Lunch is
> right around the corner and I am thinking about
> driving to Manassas for a visit to Sonic. Those
> footlong chili cheese dogs are so good I can have
> one of those with a double order of onion rings
> and one of those super thick milkshakes.

They are your set of bowels but these food descriptions make my colon scream like that scene from Star Wars when Alderaan was blown up. Apparently you’ve got the Luke Skywalker set of bowels, I’ve got Obi Wan Kenobi.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 18, 2020 07:01PM

Feline IBS Onion Wrote:
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> Bringing my cat in for steroid injection for
> Inflammatory Bowel Disease today. This after 2k
> dollars in tests and sonogram. His bowels are
> doing some damage to his colon and my bank
> account. Hope this helps my good furry friend,
> beyond the steroids and possibly other medications
> we intend to let nature take its course. No
> surgeries or other invasive tests - sometimes you
> have to raise the white flag in the face of a
> superior bowel opponent.


You’re very kind to your cat and his bowels. More often that not humans aren’t so good as our four legged family members, but you’re doing the right thing. Whether not spending any more money, shaving the cats ass, or allowing a veterinarian to jab their fingers in his starfish, you’ve done your best and I applaud you!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Squatty Potty ()
Date: January 18, 2020 07:06PM

Squatty Potty.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 19, 2020 05:54AM

Making a Mexican 7 layer dip along with Tostitos Scoops for NFL conference games this afternoon. My bowels are going to be stressed tomorrow... hoofa!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Billy Bunghole ()
Date: January 19, 2020 06:29AM

I am going out to Manassas today to Golden Corral, eat at the buffet for three hours and see if I can tear my bowels apart.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 19, 2020 07:24AM

Billy Bunghole Wrote:
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> I am going out to Manassas today to Golden Corral,
> eat at the buffet for three hours and see if I can
> tear my bowels apart.

I did that last weekend. If you get there about 10:30 you can pay for the breakfast and they start putting lunch foods out at 11:00. This saves you a buck and a half. I got the omelette chef to fill a omelette with chili, rice and cheese. It was good.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Billy Bunghole ()
Date: January 19, 2020 07:27AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Billy Bunghole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > I am going out to Manassas today to Golden
> Corral,
> > eat at the buffet for three hours and see if I
> can
> > tear my bowels apart.
>
> I did that last weekend. If you get there about
> 10:30 you can pay for the breakfast and they start
> putting lunch foods out at 11:00. This saves you a
> buck and a half. I got the omelette chef to fill a
> omelette with chili, rice and cheese. It was
> good.

How were your bowels afterwards?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Afghan Kabob Delish! ()
Date: January 19, 2020 10:12AM

Afghan kabob, chicken, lamb, chickpeas and rice. Delicious and bowel friendly. Terrorist proprietors very polite.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 19, 2020 12:27PM

Obese neighbor zip-tied out back to dad's '94 Ford Ranger in only his socks and some kind of bright pink Easter bonnet. Grandma has a yellow outdoor extension cord and is screaming about jenkem and getting 'ripped off.' The Obese neighbor is so frightened he lost control of his bowels.

I return to school tomorrow but am enjoying a raw cabbage and aloe smoothie.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 19, 2020 02:02PM

Billy Bunghole Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Billy Bunghole Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am going out to Manassas today to Golden
> > Corral,
> > > eat at the buffet for three hours and see if
> I
> > can
> > > tear my bowels apart.
> >
> > I did that last weekend. If you get there about
> > 10:30 you can pay for the breakfast and they
> start
> > putting lunch foods out at 11:00. This saves you
> a
> > buck and a half. I got the omelette chef to fill
> a
> > omelette with chili, rice and cheese. It was
> > good.
>
> How were your bowels afterwards?


They were fine. Dropped a big load at 4am then had a round of diarrhea after breakfast around 7:30. I am now looking for a good Asian buffet. Will pick up a couple Styrofoam boxes of sesame chicken fried rice and about 5 eggrolls for dinner.

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