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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: dear god ()
Date: December 23, 2019 12:07PM

damaged people on a damaged thread on a damaged website

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 12:13PM

dear god Wrote:
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> damaged people on a damaged thread on a damaged
> website


Best guess you’re a GI and/or have ties to the pharmaceutical industry. You and your lowlife pond scum, have done nothing to help your fellow human beings with bowel issues.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: lkjfowie ()
Date: December 23, 2019 12:43PM

mid wives, groanthrone tee hee

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 01:44PM

lkjfowie Wrote:
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> mid wives, groanthrone tee hee


The arrogance of youth. One day when midwives are assisting you, you’ll then realize that just like me and the others here do, your bowels will betray you. Only after punting out basketball sized cinder blocks, only then will you understand and feel empathy.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 23, 2019 01:59PM

The straining part also is painful. The hemmaroids I’ve gotten have been a lot of pain. I have had internal and external ones. Preparation H only soothes, but doesn’t decrease the vein swelling. It lately has been very debilitating and I’d just like to get through this.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Maggie May ()
Date: December 23, 2019 02:48PM

You all are “butthurt.” Grow up!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 04:12PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> The straining part also is painful. The hemmaroids
> I’ve gotten have been a lot of pain. I have had
> internal and external ones. Preparation H only
> soothes, but doesn’t decrease the vein swelling.
> It lately has been very debilitating and I’d
> just like to get through this.


Yeah roids aren’t a walk in the park. Years ago my GI suggested rubber banding them. Nuts!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: dive bomber ()
Date: December 23, 2019 04:29PM

Merry Christmas BO. We are having a hard time this year as Mrs Dives cancer is still progressing. We are thankful to have the wonderful health coverage that I get as a employee of the state. The doctors are doing what they can. God bless.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Lets all pretend ()
Date: December 23, 2019 05:06PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Merry Christmas BO. We are having a hard time this
> year as Mrs Dives cancer is still progressing. We
> are thankful to have the wonderful health coverage
> that I get as a employee of the state. The doctors
> are doing what they can. God bless.


Hey BO pretended to die of a heart attack then came back here. Maybe your story will be the same. A little hope for your holiday fantasies.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 06:20PM

Dad and the obese neighbor have purchased a large tub of Crisco and laid out shower curtains in the living room and say they are going to play 'hide the ornaments' They have been at Grandma's jenkem most of the day and accidentally lit the Christmas tree on fire lighting their farts. Luckily mom had a bowl of punch out on the coffee table and used that to put out the fire.

Im having organic raw wheat grass cookies with a natural honey glaze and Kombucha.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Date: December 23, 2019 06:21PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor have purchased a large
> tub of Crisco and laid out shower curtains in the
> living room and say they are going to play 'hide
> the ornaments' They have been at Grandma's jenkem
> most of the day and accidentally lit the Christmas
> tree on fire lighting their farts. Luckily mom
> had a bowl of punch out on the coffee table and
> used that to put out the fire.
>
> Im having organic raw wheat grass cookies with a
> natural honey glaze and Kombucha.


Ooh Sounds fun! Can Sherpa and I join you? Sherpa will feed you and your father all sorts of shit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 06:28PM

dive bomber Wrote:
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> Merry Christmas BO. We are having a hard time this
> year as Mrs Dives cancer is still progressing. We
> are thankful to have the wonderful health coverage
> that I get as a employee of the state. The doctors
> are doing what they can. God bless.


Merry Christmas to you dive bomber. It makes me so sad you have to endure this but glad you are in her corner. That care is important and here’s to you both and your bowels too. Merry Christmas.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Date: December 23, 2019 06:34PM

I just want to know where this shit party is going to be held? I hope it's near my place. I live right around the corner from Seneca Ridge Middle school.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: sick puppy ()
Date: December 23, 2019 07:01PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dive bomber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Merry Christmas BO. We are having a hard time
> this
> > year as Mrs Dives cancer is still progressing.
> We
> > are thankful to have the wonderful health
> coverage
> > that I get as a employee of the state. The
> doctors
> > are doing what they can. God bless.
>
>
> Merry Christmas to you dive bomber. It makes me so
> sad you have to endure this but glad you are in
> her corner. That care is important and here’s to
> you both and your bowels too. Merry Christmas.

Guy shares his wife is dying of cancer and this will be her last Christmas and you want to talk about his shit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 07:37PM

sick puppy Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dive bomber Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Merry Christmas BO. We are having a hard time
> > this
> > > year as Mrs Dives cancer is still
> progressing.
> > We
> > > are thankful to have the wonderful health
> > coverage
> > > that I get as a employee of the state. The
> > doctors
> > > are doing what they can. God bless.
> >
> >
> > Merry Christmas to you dive bomber. It makes me
> so
> > sad you have to endure this but glad you are in
> > her corner. That care is important and here’s
> to
> > you both and your bowels too. Merry Christmas.
>
> Guy shares his wife is dying of cancer and this
> will be her last Christmas and you want to talk
> about his shit.


No one except for sick shit freaks here are. We are talking about our bowels and our experiences with doctors. If you don’t like it, pay attention to other places here on the underground instead of being a bunch of ungrateful assholes.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 07:40PM

Dad is drinking, and also pulling strange beads out of the obese neighbor’s butthole. He calls this fishing, and grandma is still out delivering jenkum. I’m worried as her drug deliveries were supposed to be done by 6 pm. I hope she hasn’t been arrested, as I don’t want to see my grandma with handcuffs on. I play on the Switch a lot of Mario games, but I’m nervous eating granola bars.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 07:19AM

I’m still recovering from yesterday’s doctors appointment. More blood drawn, more prescriptions that line the pockets of already fat cats, and a finger prodding in my rectum like a truffle search. And worst of all is the doctor talking about how pretty the ice sculptures at national harbor are, as his thick sausage fingers are where they shouldn’t be. What a rude condescending asshole. Yes sodomize me while talking about Christmas figurines you jerk.

Anyhow got my sister Matilda visiting today, the kids and the rugrats showing up. Hope everyone else has a happy Christmas without any blowouts or o ring failures on the groan throne during lift off.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 24, 2019 10:10AM

BO is speaking the truth. Merry Christmas to you and all here. About to drive five hours, prayers appreciated.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Wilt the Stilt ()
Date: December 24, 2019 10:25AM

Fuck you and your sanctimonious attitude. My bowels my choice!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 10:55AM

Dad has strange underwear that the obese neighbor gave him. They have a clear pouch up front and a thong in the rear. It’s just a guess but I think they make his gaseous bowels smell even worse. It’s disturbing seeing him walk around in these in the house, and I saw him dancing to Madonnas “Like a Virgin,” with a pole. Odd and the obese neighbor was throwing dollar bills at him. Mom is sad, cries and drinks heavily. I’m happy grandma made me her world famous fruitcake.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 12:16PM

I have the the rest of the week off work so I have a chance to eat some really good food. I just left Sonic after eating 2 Chicago dogs, large onion ring, large fries and a concrete milkshake. I will now go home and stay close to the groan throne. Later I am going to pick up some good ribs for dinner maybe drive to red hot and blue in Leesburg.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Te he he he ()
Date: December 24, 2019 12:22PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have the the rest of the week off work so I have
> a chance to eat some really good food. I just left
> Sonic after eating 2 Chicago dogs, large onion
> ring, large fries and a concrete milkshake. I will
> now go home and stay close to the groan throne.
> Later I am going to pick up some good ribs for
> dinner maybe drive to red hot and blue in
> Leesburg.


Groan throne te he

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 12:55PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I have the the rest of the week off work so I have
> a chance to eat some really good food. I just left
> Sonic after eating 2 Chicago dogs, large onion
> ring, large fries and a concrete milkshake. I will
> now go home and stay close to the groan throne.
> Later I am going to pick up some good ribs for
> dinner maybe drive to red hot and blue in
> Leesburg.


Ouch! My goodness your poor bowels will scream. I have got to know, and it is your choice, why you’d do this to both your lower and upper intestines. Your bowels are going to howl. I wish you good luck but the thought of such a meal causes sweat down my forehead and chills everywhere.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Stomach Samson ()
Date: December 24, 2019 01:36PM

For nasty farts I recommend chocolate shakes. One hour and rancid!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 03:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have the the rest of the week off work so I
> have
> > a chance to eat some really good food. I just
> left
> > Sonic after eating 2 Chicago dogs, large onion
> > ring, large fries and a concrete milkshake. I
> will
> > now go home and stay close to the groan throne.
> > Later I am going to pick up some good ribs for
> > dinner maybe drive to red hot and blue in
> > Leesburg.
>
>
> Ouch! My goodness your poor bowels will scream. I
> have got to know, and it is your choice, why
> you’d do this to both your lower and upper
> intestines. Your bowels are going to howl. I wish
> you good luck but the thought of such a meal
> causes sweat down my forehead and chills
> everywhere.


It keeps my bowels in shape. I can digest all that stuff and it makes them stronger. I have decided not to drive to Leesburg for ribs. Just going to Burger king drive thru for a couple whoppers and a 20 pack of nuggets. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Former Pediatrician ()
Date: December 24, 2019 03:06PM

What an odd site this seems to be, but as a primary doctor, I used to refer patients to gastrointestinal doctors and practices all of the time. They all were professional, reasonable people. As for complaints the only ones I had were with orthopedic doctors. Even then it may have been nothing other than a opinion or bedside manner of one or two, so my best guess is this is someone making a mockery out of modern medicine. While I can understand patients frustration, I think this is counterproductive, and could hurt those who really need the help.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Dr. Garlic Farts ()
Date: December 24, 2019 05:01PM

Worst sock puppet thread ever - get some new material or just stop.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 10:56PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I have the the rest of the week off work so I
> > have
> > > a chance to eat some really good food. I just
> > left
> > > Sonic after eating 2 Chicago dogs, large
> onion
> > > ring, large fries and a concrete milkshake. I
> > will
> > > now go home and stay close to the groan
> throne.
> > > Later I am going to pick up some good ribs
> for
> > > dinner maybe drive to red hot and blue in
> > > Leesburg.
> >
> >
> > Ouch! My goodness your poor bowels will scream.
> I
> > have got to know, and it is your choice, why
> > you’d do this to both your lower and upper
> > intestines. Your bowels are going to howl. I
> wish
> > you good luck but the thought of such a meal
> > causes sweat down my forehead and chills
> > everywhere.
>
>
> It keeps my bowels in shape. I can digest all that
> stuff and it makes them stronger. I have decided
> not to drive to Leesburg for ribs. Just going to
> Burger king drive thru for a couple whoppers and a
> 20 pack of nuggets. My bowels can handle it!

I give your bowels credit. Do they have a warranty?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 24, 2019 10:57PM

Former Pediatrician Wrote:
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> What an odd site this seems to be, but as a
> primary doctor, I used to refer patients to
> gastrointestinal doctors and practices all of the
> time. They all were professional, reasonable
> people. As for complaints the only ones I had were
> with orthopedic doctors. Even then it may have
> been nothing other than a opinion or bedside
> manner of one or two, so my best guess is this is
> someone making a mockery out of modern medicine.
> While I can understand patients frustration, I
> think this is counterproductive, and could hurt
> those who really need the help.


Hurt those it could help? Including the people who now have even more butt problems? Due to your sending them to GI’s!!!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 25, 2019 12:09PM

I pay that wetback plumber regularly and he’s too lazy or unwilling to deal with two groan thrones clogged. Anyone know where I can rent a dons John until this third world asshole does what he’s supposed to?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 25, 2019 02:34PM

I baked a butt-load of cookies, ok no I am lying. I bought a butt-load of cookies and I am passing them out at a nursing home tomorrow. I wonder if those old folks can digest them.
I cooked a ham for myself today to have with scalloped potatoes and salad. Look out bowels Here it comes!!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Blessed be His Name ()
Date: December 25, 2019 04:36PM

Jesus is the Lord. Stop worrying about your bowels and start thinking of your eternal soul. Seriously, though, stop worrying about your bowels.

Have a blessed Christmas.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 25, 2019 09:50PM

Blessed be His Name Wrote:
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> Jesus is the Lord. Stop worrying about your
> bowels and start thinking of your eternal soul.
> Seriously, though, stop worrying about your
> bowels.
>
> Have a blessed Christmas.


Classic deflection. Why has Jesus blessed me and others with a crummy set of bowels? WWBD.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 26, 2019 07:09AM

I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m relieved Christmas is over. It literally tears me up and I hurt everywhere this morning.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 26, 2019 08:22AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m
> relieved Christmas is over. It literally tears me
> up and I hurt everywhere this morning.


Sadly Christmas dinner ran through me. The adult diapers are embarrassing and chafing hurts a lot.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 26, 2019 11:40AM

Our Christmas was a mess.

The obese neighbor literally got up on the Christmas dinner table and squatted over the Christmas ham and let go a torrent from his rear end. Dad, laughed, grandma was collateral damage as she reached in to try and save the meal, and mom burst out in tears. We had grandpa over from the home and he got up and tried to take a swing at the neighbor but got confused and started strangling our cat. Mom burst out in tears when the neighbor slipped on his trousers and the mess, fell and a serving fork stabbed him in the rear. Dad said the neighbor looked like a wildebeest from Daktari and was laughing so hard he threw up a little.

Me, I drove grandpa back to the home early and stopped at True Foods on the way home.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Heartwarming tale ()
Date: December 26, 2019 01:43PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Our Christmas was a mess.
>
> The obese neighbor literally got up on the
> Christmas dinner table and squatted over the
> Christmas ham and let go a torrent from his rear
> end. Dad, laughed, grandma was collateral damage
> as she reached in to try and save the meal, and
> mom burst out in tears. We had grandpa over from
> the home and he got up and tried to take a swing
> at the neighbor but got confused and started
> strangling our cat. Mom burst out in tears when
> the neighbor slipped on his trousers and the mess,
> fell and a serving fork stabbed him in the rear.
> Dad said the neighbor looked like a wildebeest
> from Daktari and was laughing so hard he threw up
> a little.
>
> Me, I drove grandpa back to the home early and
> stopped at True Foods on the way home.

Someone should call Hallmark - this is destined to become a Christmas Classic. Heartwarming tale.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 26, 2019 02:15PM

A lot of disrespectful young hoodlums here.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: December 26, 2019 03:38PM

Anyone know some good men’s rooms to take pics of men shitting? I’m starting to get noticed at the 66 rest area so I need to recon others now.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Date: December 26, 2019 03:49PM

Gerrymanderer2. Wrote:
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> Anyone know some good men’s rooms to take pics
> of men shitting? I’m starting to get noticed at
> the 66 rest area so I need to recon others now.


Just to make sure everyone knows it's really me, I signed into my account.

I've tried the 66 rest area as well as various restrooms in Fair Oaks mall.

Does anyone know of a good men's room I can recon? Don't worry. I'm only looking through the cracks to make sure you're not Goatfuckerer2.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/26/2019 03:50PM by Banana RepubIicans.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Peanut Butter Movement - sticky ()
Date: December 26, 2019 04:55PM

Christmas Kabob was very bowel friendly. I had Chicken, rice, chick peas, bread and for desert homemade cookies. I will say I have had the peanutbutter shits were I have to dig at the starfish and flush for a good 3 minutes to get partially clean. Then after a few hours I have to re-clean my balloon knot. Sometimes have to clean a 3rd time as the pasty peanutbutter sticks up inside my rectum.

Messy.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Marky Mark Webster ()
Date: December 26, 2019 05:39PM

Did someone say Peanut Butter? Sherpa loves to lick me in all my favorite areas when I slather a nice helping of peanut butter on myself.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: wmjan ()
Date: December 26, 2019 06:33PM

I cant remember is it Eesh or Miz that is obsessed with Gerry? Both mentally ill but one just goes on about Gerry or Mark or whoever.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 26, 2019 07:02PM

Peanut Butter Movement - sticky Wrote:
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> Christmas Kabob was very bowel friendly. I had
> Chicken, rice, chick peas, bread and for desert
> homemade cookies. I will say I have had the
> peanutbutter shits were I have to dig at the
> starfish and flush for a good 3 minutes to get
> partially clean. Then after a few hours I have to
> re-clean my balloon knot. Sometimes have to clean
> a 3rd time as the pasty peanutbutter sticks up
> inside my rectum.
>
> Messy.


Yes that’s a mess and don’t let your GI know or you might get an extra digit.

I’m sitting on the groan throne and you know how you think you have a three pound glazed honey baked ham in your intestines? I dread this one could be twenty with all the trimmings, and fear for what’s left of my poor beaten up over the years starfish. Our bowels get worse with age, and if you hear a wild animal screaming in the western part of Fairfax, it’s okay as multiple midwives enroute.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 26, 2019 09:31PM

I can’t get the image out of my head. After working making pizzas tonight for work, I come home to the obese neighbor with his fist in my dads asshole. I was stunned. The obese neighbor explained “they are making fudge,” and apparently was concerned that my dad had lost the ice cream scooper up there. If this isn’t disturbing enough, grandma told me it’s ok that I clogged the upstairs toilet. Yet if “my bowel movement’s large,” use one of her cutting knives to cut it into smaller pieces. She doesn’t seem to understand the problem of cutting human waste with the vegetable or steak knives. My family is really backwards.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Critic Onion ()
Date: December 26, 2019 09:44PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I can’t get the image out of my head. After
> working making pizzas tonight for work, I come
> home to the obese neighbor with his fist in my
> dads asshole. I was stunned. The obese neighbor
> explained “they are making fudge,” and
> apparently was concerned that my dad had lost the
> ice cream scooper up there. If this isn’t
> disturbing enough, grandma told me it’s ok that
> I clogged the upstairs toilet. Yet if “my bowel
> movement’s large,” use one of her cutting
> knives to cut it into smaller pieces. She
> doesn’t seem to understand the problem of
> cutting human waste with the vegetable or steak
> knives. My family is really backwards.

^ you have the voice of the character all wrong. Spring holds onto an innocence he never swears or uses bad language. Moreover spring is not obsessed with bowels but rather the hapless victim of his parents (and neighbor's) dysfunction. The humor derived from his accounts stems largely from a youthful naivete and an unawareness that his accounts of debasement and debauchery he witnesses at home is contrasted by his limited ability to grasp just how pathological and depraved they truly are.

Besides that, your writing ability is below average.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
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Date: December 27, 2019 12:43AM










































































































































































































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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: failburger onionz ()
Date: December 27, 2019 09:47AM

^fail - how are your bowels?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 27, 2019 10:26AM

Critic Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can’t get the image out of my head. After
> > working making pizzas tonight for work, I come
> > home to the obese neighbor with his fist in my
> > dads asshole. I was stunned. The obese neighbor
> > explained “they are making fudge,” and
> > apparently was concerned that my dad had lost
> the
> > ice cream scooper up there. If this isn’t
> > disturbing enough, grandma told me it’s ok
> that
> > I clogged the upstairs toilet. Yet if “my
> bowel
> > movement’s large,” use one of her cutting
> > knives to cut it into smaller pieces. She
> > doesn’t seem to understand the problem of
> > cutting human waste with the vegetable or steak
> > knives. My family is really backwards.
>
> ^ you have the voice of the character all wrong.
> Spring holds onto an innocence he never swears or
> uses bad language. Moreover spring is not
> obsessed with bowels but rather the hapless victim
> of his parents (and neighbor's) dysfunction. The
> humor derived from his accounts stems largely from
> a youthful naivete and an unawareness that his
> accounts of debasement and debauchery he witnesses
> at home is contrasted by his limited ability to
> grasp just how pathological and depraved they
> truly are.
>
> Besides that, your writing ability is below
> average.

I agree critic onion. Spring is actually a decent young American, who all of us should be proud of. This and the other impersonations of spring onion are disgusting. Have some understanding for a young man in school doing right. Both him and red onion have been disrespected here and there’s no need.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 27, 2019 01:25PM

Again more indifference, another prescription with side effects, and a doctor with his finger up my starfish. And $40 less due to my copay. I’m paying to have my liver probably damaged with negligible results and to get hurt in the worst way imaginable.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 27, 2019 01:44PM

My GI is a prick. No help. Constant promises.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Tuty Fruity ()
Date: December 27, 2019 03:35PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Again more indifference, another prescription with
> side effects, and a doctor with his finger up my
> starfish. And $40 less due to my copay. I’m
> paying to have my liver probably damaged with
> negligible results and to get hurt in the worst
> way imaginable.


Wow your copay is high!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 27, 2019 04:07PM

Tuty Fruity Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again more indifference, another prescription
> with
> > side effects, and a doctor with his finger up
> my
> > starfish. And $40 less due to my copay. I’m
> > paying to have my liver probably damaged with
> > negligible results and to get hurt in the worst
> > way imaginable.
>
>
> Wow your copay is high!

It is. And nothing to show for it but a sore ass.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: December 27, 2019 04:37PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Tuty Fruity Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Again more indifference, another prescription
> > with
> > > side effects, and a doctor with his finger up
> > my
> > > starfish. And $40 less due to my copay. I’m
> > > paying to have my liver probably damaged with
> > > negligible results and to get hurt in the
> worst
> > > way imaginable.
> >
> >
> > Wow your copay is high!
>
> It is. And nothing to show for it but a sore ass.


Who wants to pay Browns copay for Woodburn?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 27, 2019 05:54PM

Dad is acting strangely lately. The obese neighbor is taking very good care of him. For instance he’s bringing him soup, and also massaging his feet. Dad says it’s “morning sickness” and he will be okay. Dad also has a lot of baby bottles and baby toys all of a sudden. These two are strange but grandma says older guys go through changes.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: physical coming up soon onion ()
Date: December 27, 2019 06:36PM

Holiday peanut-butter shits continue. Have to clean every 3 hours as I keep getting monkey-butt long after I have done my business. The stains are embarrassing. I have almost finished the Christmas cookies, after that its back to no sweets and eating only yogurt, cabbage and soy-based proteins.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 27, 2019 07:24PM

physical coming up soon onion Wrote:
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> Holiday peanut-butter shits continue. Have to
> clean every 3 hours as I keep getting monkey-butt
> long after I have done my business. The stains
> are embarrassing. I have almost finished the
> Christmas cookies, after that its back to no
> sweets and eating only yogurt, cabbage and
> soy-based proteins.


Oh my goodness. Wondering if you’re young enough to avoid the doctors sausage fingers rooting around in the mud. Peanut butter shits are bad. Do you sometimes have to use a whole roll then shower your starfish? I miss those days as now it’s stinky oversized basketballs.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: December 28, 2019 04:40AM

5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is hopeful that all the BiB's are doing well. 5am guy is stuck working 12 hour overnight shifts because of the holidays. All this overtime is causing trouble with 5am guys bowels. 5am guy has been eating ham sandwiches and Royal Farm chicken which is less than ideal for proper nutrition. In a few hours 5am guy will be back at his condo trying to get some sleep and then 5am guy has to come right back to work. 5am guy is growing weary.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 04:53AM

5am guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is hopeful that
> all the BiB's are doing well. 5am guy is stuck
> working 12 hour overnight shifts because of the
> holidays. All this overtime is causing trouble
> with 5am guys bowels. 5am guy has been eating ham
> sandwiches and Royal Farm chicken which is less
> than ideal for proper nutrition. In a few hours
> 5am guy will be back at his condo trying to get
> some sleep and then 5am guy has to come right back
> to work. 5am guy is growing weary.


Oh my goodness. Should I send a priest over for your bowels? That is truly biblical.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 06:30AM

Someone gave me a Roy Rogers gift card for Christmas. Roy Rogers opens in about a half an hour so I gonna go there and get the sausage and egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side of sausage gravy. This is a great way to kick off the weekend! My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 07:35AM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Someone gave me a Roy Rogers gift card for
> Christmas. Roy Rogers opens in about a half an
> hour so I gonna go there and get the sausage and
> egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side of
> sausage gravy. This is a great way to kick off the
> weekend! My bowels can handle it!


Can I ask how old you are? I very much am concerned about your bowels. They will betray you ultimately. If you choose to eat such that’s fine, but would you put 5W30 or the recommenced oil in a Porsche? Would you put STP transmission fluid or premium for such a fine white people produced masterpiece?

Just a thought as those foods going through your tubing pains me. It really does and would be goulash.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 09:30AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone gave me a Roy Rogers gift card for
> > Christmas. Roy Rogers opens in about a half an
> > hour so I gonna go there and get the sausage
> and
> > egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side of
> > sausage gravy. This is a great way to kick off
> the
> > weekend! My bowels can handle it!
>
>
> Can I ask how old you are? I very much am
> concerned about your bowels. They will betray you
> ultimately. If you choose to eat such that’s
> fine, but would you put 5W30 or the recommenced
> oil in a Porsche? Would you put STP transmission
> fluid or premium for such a fine white people
> produced masterpiece?
>
> Just a thought as those foods going through your
> tubing pains me. It really does and would be
> goulash.


I am 36 years old. The way I figure it it's a good idea to push your bowels to the limit to keep them in good condition. Just like regular exercise is good for other parts of your body eating challenging foods is good for the bowels.
Roy Rogers breakfast was good and I am now thinking about a nice Korean meal for lunch. Looks like Choong man red hot pepper chicken with gochujang sauce might be good.
Check out the full Choong man menu here, https://www.cmchicken.us/menu-1

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 09:42AM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Someone gave me a Roy Rogers gift card for
> > > Christmas. Roy Rogers opens in about a half
> an
> > > hour so I gonna go there and get the sausage
> > and
> > > egg platter with a extra biscuit and a side
> of
> > > sausage gravy. This is a great way to kick
> off
> > the
> > > weekend! My bowels can handle it!
> >
> >
> > Can I ask how old you are? I very much am
> > concerned about your bowels. They will betray
> you
> > ultimately. If you choose to eat such that’s
> > fine, but would you put 5W30 or the recommenced
> > oil in a Porsche? Would you put STP
> transmission
> > fluid or premium for such a fine white people
> > produced masterpiece?
> >
> > Just a thought as those foods going through
> your
> > tubing pains me. It really does and would be
> > goulash.
>
>
> I am 36 years old. The way I figure it it's a good
> idea to push your bowels to the limit to keep them
> in good condition. Just like regular exercise is
> good for other parts of your body eating
> challenging foods is good for the bowels.
> Roy Rogers breakfast was good and I am now
> thinking about a nice Korean meal for lunch. Looks
> like Choong man red hot pepper chicken with
> gochujang sauce might be good.
> Check out the full Choong man menu here,
> https://www.cmchicken.us/menu-1


Interesting approach. And you’re young but it’ll be interesting to see once you cross the 40 to 45 year line, if your starfish will with your tubing be okay or not. I’m appreciative that you explained what you’re doing to your bowels. Yet I am concerned for your bowels once that age comes. It’s a magical number for when their betrayal becomes very real.

That looks like it’ll tear my insides out. I would probably end up being hospitalized with a spicy basketball trying to clear a golf ball sized exit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 10:05AM

Grandma is distributing a lot of jenkem today. I don’t like dad and the obese neighbor, making her do this to keep some of her social security checks. Yet they sit there in underwear laughing, and drinking up the money she brings in. They are both brutes sometimes, and I don’t like the obese neighbor calling my dad “sweetie.” It’s not polite and weird. Grandma says not to worry, and at least she will be getting me a new game for my Nintendo Switch.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: critic onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 10:24AM

^ better attempt at the character but spring would never use the word 'brute' in that way. That is Boomer (or older) talk indicating you are old as fuck. Also spring is now at a prep school and probably not as focused on his Switch. Your writing is slightly better but no as clear as spring's usual entries. Starting a sentence with 'Yet' would imply some action, statement or thought contradictory to an antecedent - in this case it does not. The fact they steal her Social Security check and then 'sit on the couch farting' is not contradictory. This diminishes the narrative as a bogus account.

Sock-puppetry is a craft not something you do on a whim.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 11:25AM

Going to eat ten hot dogs with Kraut. Take that bowels.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Dorks R you ()
Date: December 28, 2019 11:30AM

Is talking about bowels what beta male feminists do instead of going out and trying to get laid?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Holiday Image Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 12:47PM

tee hee

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 28, 2019 02:43PM

Dorks R you Wrote:
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> Is talking about bowels what beta male feminists
> do instead of going out and trying to get laid?


I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Got a nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week at least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once you get these problems, you won’t mock. I see this is a regular thing for people with IBS.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 03:22PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dorks R you Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is talking about bowels what beta male
> feminists
> > do instead of going out and trying to get laid?
>
>
> I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Got a
> nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week at
> least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once you get
> these problems, you won’t mock. I see this is a
> regular thing for people with IBS.


It is here and you’re not alone. Nor are the superior bowel people who think they’re better than us. It is frustrating to have IBS. And actually I’m smiling as my white face is laughing, smiling at the images of cinder blocks and groan thrones. That’s actually quite funny!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Date: December 28, 2019 03:37PM

Happi newyear mr brownion. I gots me tha day off towwroww and I will be drinkin me some beerz an watchin football. Makin ham an bean soup with tha leftover ham from Kristmazz. we will see if itz hard on tha bowelz.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Tis The Season Onion ()
Date: December 28, 2019 09:30PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dorks R you Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Is talking about bowels what beta male
> > feminists
> > > do instead of going out and trying to get
> laid?
> >
> >
> > I’m not sure what you’re talking about. Got
> a
> > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week at
> > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once you get
> > these problems, you won’t mock. I see this is
> a
> > regular thing for people with IBS.
>
>
> It is here and you’re not alone. Nor are the
> superior bowel people who think they’re better
> than us. It is frustrating to have IBS. And
> actually I’m smiling as my white face is
> laughing, smiling at the images of cinder blocks
> and groan thrones. That’s actually quite funny!


My Christmas present to you you depraved fuck. After New Years its back to the scat fetish gifs.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 06:07AM

Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Is talking about bowels what beta male
> > > feminists
> > > > do instead of going out and trying to get
> > laid?
> > >
> > >
> > > I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
> Got
> > a
> > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week at
> > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once you
> get
> > > these problems, you won’t mock. I see this
> is
> > a
> > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> >
> >
> > It is here and you’re not alone. Nor are the
> > superior bowel people who think they’re
> better
> > than us. It is frustrating to have IBS. And
> > actually I’m smiling as my white face is
> > laughing, smiling at the images of cinder
> blocks
> > and groan thrones. That’s actually quite
> funny!
>
>
> My Christmas present to you you depraved fuck.
> After New Years its back to the scat fetish gifs.

You have a very depraved mind, although the groan thrones were for once very funny, and should be credited for once you did something valuable. Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless human being and serve no purpose here or anywhere else.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Truth onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 09:06AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Is talking about bowels what beta male
> > > > feminists
> > > > > do instead of going out and trying to get
> > > laid?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
> > Got
> > > a
> > > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week
> at
> > > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once you
> > get
> > > > these problems, you won’t mock. I see
> this
> > is
> > > a
> > > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> > >
> > >
> > > It is here and you’re not alone. Nor are
> the
> > > superior bowel people who think they’re
> > better
> > > than us. It is frustrating to have IBS. And
> > > actually I’m smiling as my white face is
> > > laughing, smiling at the images of cinder
> > blocks
> > > and groan thrones. That’s actually quite
> > funny!
> >
> >
> > My Christmas present to you you depraved fuck.
> > After New Years its back to the scat fetish
> gifs.
>
> You have a very depraved mind, although the groan
> thrones were for once very funny, and should be
> credited for once you did something valuable.
> Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless human
> being and serve no purpose here or anywhere else.


The kid that posts the scat gifs is just desperately seeking attention. His parents are likely uninterested in him and are wishing he was aborted. The poor kid has little to no chance in life.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: reckoning onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 10:02AM

BO sock puppet. There will be a reckoning after the holiday,

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 10:15AM

I got up this morning and ate a couple of leftover slices of pizza plus a Jimmy Dean frozen sausage egg and cheese biscuit followed by 6 or 7 dark chocolate chip cookies and a couple 7-ups.
My bowels are not handling this well at all. I am drinking water and staying close to the toilet.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Low IQ detector onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 10:24AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Is talking about bowels what beta male
> > > > feminists
> > > > > do instead of going out and trying to get
> > > laid?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
> > Got
> > > a
> > > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week
> at
> > > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once you
> > get
> > > > these problems, you won’t mock. I see
> this
> > is
> > > a
> > > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> > >
> > >
> > > It is here and you’re not alone. Nor are
> the
> > > superior bowel people who think they’re
> > better
> > > than us. It is frustrating to have IBS. And
> > > actually I’m smiling as my white face is
> > > laughing, smiling at the images of cinder
> > blocks
> > > and groan thrones. That’s actually quite
> > funny!
> >
> >
> > My Christmas present to you you depraved fuck.
> > After New Years its back to the scat fetish
> gifs.
>
> You have a very depraved mind, although the groan
> thrones were for once very funny, and should be
> credited for once you did something valuable.
> Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless human
> being and serve no purpose here or anywhere else.

giffer calls BO depraved and all BO can do is repeat back 'depraved' - no fucking grey matter whatsoever in BO, just images of scat dancing in his head...

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: BO supporter ()
Date: December 29, 2019 11:42AM

Low IQ detector onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Is talking about bowels what beta male
> > > > > feminists
> > > > > > do instead of going out and trying to
> get
> > > > laid?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I’m not sure what you’re talking
> about.
> > > Got
> > > > a
> > > > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a week
> > at
> > > > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once
> you
> > > get
> > > > > these problems, you won’t mock. I see
> > this
> > > is
> > > > a
> > > > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > It is here and you’re not alone. Nor are
> > the
> > > > superior bowel people who think they’re
> > > better
> > > > than us. It is frustrating to have IBS. And
> > > > actually I’m smiling as my white face is
> > > > laughing, smiling at the images of cinder
> > > blocks
> > > > and groan thrones. That’s actually quite
> > > funny!
> > >
> > >
> > > My Christmas present to you you depraved fuck.
>
> > > After New Years its back to the scat fetish
> > gifs.
> >
> > You have a very depraved mind, although the
> groan
> > thrones were for once very funny, and should be
> > credited for once you did something valuable.
> > Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless human
> > being and serve no purpose here or anywhere
> else.
>
> giffer calls BO depraved and all BO can do
> is repeat back 'depraved' - no fucking grey
> matter whatsoever in BO, just images of scat
> dancing in his head...


Every once in a while BO can be funny. It’s up to you.

This site is for free speech. BO and other people talking about their butt problems doesn’t bother me. Then again my older sister has had issues, and it’s caused her to feel shame.

The images are disgusting. That I’ll agree with BO on. Underground is simple. If you don’t like it, move on to hundreds of other threads or who knows how many websites are out there. In this case, BO makes sense as anyone who puts up images of human feces and other acts has more serious and potentially scary mental health conditions. Anyone who puts up images of shit and especially non stop has a screw loose.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Soon Onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 11:50AM

BO supporter Wrote:
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> Low IQ detector onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > Is talking about bowels what beta
> male
> > > > > > feminists
> > > > > > > do instead of going out and trying to
> > get
> > > > > laid?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I’m not sure what you’re talking
> > about.
> > > > Got
> > > > > a
> > > > > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a
> week
> > > at
> > > > > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow once
> > you
> > > > get
> > > > > > these problems, you won’t mock. I see
> > > this
> > > > is
> > > > > a
> > > > > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > It is here and you’re not alone. Nor
> are
> > > the
> > > > > superior bowel people who think they’re
> > > > better
> > > > > than us. It is frustrating to have IBS.
> And
> > > > > actually I’m smiling as my white face
> is
> > > > > laughing, smiling at the images of cinder
> > > > blocks
> > > > > and groan thrones. That’s actually
> quite
> > > > funny!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > My Christmas present to you you depraved
> fuck.
> >
> > > > After New Years its back to the scat fetish
> > > gifs.
> > >
> > > You have a very depraved mind, although the
> > groan
> > > thrones were for once very funny, and should
> be
> > > credited for once you did something valuable.
> > > Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless human
> > > being and serve no purpose here or anywhere
> > else.
> >
> > giffer calls BO depraved and all BO can
> do
> > is repeat back 'depraved' - no fucking
> grey
> > matter whatsoever in BO, just images of scat
> > dancing in his head...
>
>
> Every once in a while BO can be funny. It’s up
> to you.
>
> This site is for free speech. BO and other people
> talking about their butt problems doesn’t bother
> me. Then again my older sister has had issues, and
> it’s caused her to feel shame.
>
> The images are disgusting. That I’ll agree with
> BO on. Underground is simple. If you don’t like
> it, move on to hundreds of other threads or who
> knows how many websites are out there. In this
> case, BO makes sense as anyone who puts up images
> of human feces and other acts has more serious and
> potentially scary mental health conditions. Anyone
> who puts up images of shit and especially non stop
> has a screw loose.


Archived - there will be a reckoning

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 12:06PM

Happy new years everybody! It is nice to be back in my Grandmas basement again. I was at home for three nights and my Dad was drunk and tried to force me to eat pulled pork that he and the obese neighbor had smoked all day. I had a Panera bread turkey and goat cheese sandwich on whole wheat with dijon mustard instead. My Dad got mad and called me a pussy. That hurt me but he is still paying for half my college costs so I know he still likes me. It was just because he was drunk.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 01:32PM

Dad and the obese neighbor have the grill fired up. They are watching football downstairs. Dad is walking funny, and said that his rear end hurts. The obese neighbor told me to relax, as dad will be okay after a game they play called hiding the sausage. The obese neighbor is getting his mailed delivered to the house. Mom cries a lot, drinking glasses of wine and smoking cigarettes. Grandma is so sweet, she’s giving me money to buy a new game for my switch.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: faggot in chief ()
Date: December 29, 2019 01:35PM

^ retard, he already said he returned to his grandma's house near his prep school. For fuck's sake follow the narrative dipshit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: BO Supporter ()
Date: December 29, 2019 09:13PM

Soon Onion Wrote:
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> BO supporter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Low IQ detector onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > Is talking about bowels what beta
> > male
> > > > > > > feminists
> > > > > > > > do instead of going out and trying
> to
> > > get
> > > > > > laid?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I’m not sure what you’re talking
> > > about.
> > > > > Got
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times a
> > week
> > > > at
> > > > > > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow
> once
> > > you
> > > > > get
> > > > > > > these problems, you won’t mock. I
> see
> > > > this
> > > > > is
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > It is here and you’re not alone. Nor
> > are
> > > > the
> > > > > > superior bowel people who think
> they’re
> > > > > better
> > > > > > than us. It is frustrating to have IBS.
> > And
> > > > > > actually I’m smiling as my white face
> > is
> > > > > > laughing, smiling at the images of
> cinder
> > > > > blocks
> > > > > > and groan thrones. That’s actually
> > quite
> > > > > funny!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > My Christmas present to you you depraved
> > fuck.
> > >
> > > > > After New Years its back to the scat
> fetish
> > > > gifs.
> > > >
> > > > You have a very depraved mind, although the
> > > groan
> > > > thrones were for once very funny, and
> should
> > be
> > > > credited for once you did something
> valuable.
> > > > Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless
> human
> > > > being and serve no purpose here or anywhere
> > > else.
> > >
> > > giffer calls BO depraved and all BO
> can
> > do
> > > is repeat back 'depraved' - no fucking
> > grey
> > > matter whatsoever in BO, just images of scat
> > > dancing in his head...
> >
> >
> > Every once in a while BO can be funny. It’s
> up
> > to you.
> >
> > This site is for free speech. BO and other
> people
> > talking about their butt problems doesn’t
> bother
> > me. Then again my older sister has had issues,
> and
> > it’s caused her to feel shame.
> >
> > The images are disgusting. That I’ll agree
> with
> > BO on. Underground is simple. If you don’t
> like
> > it, move on to hundreds of other threads or who
> > knows how many websites are out there. In this
> > case, BO makes sense as anyone who puts up
> images
> > of human feces and other acts has more serious
> and
> > potentially scary mental health conditions.
> Anyone
> > who puts up images of shit and especially non
> stop
> > has a screw loose.
>
>
> Archived - there will be a reckoning


Having a personality disorder must be terrible. Damn you’re bitter. Narcissistic?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 09:46PM

Don’t worry about it BO supporter and others. He screws with our friend Spring Onion, throws up all kinds of photographs, and even ones with shit on them. He’s probably a friend of Gerry’s. Either way loser and useless.

I hope everyone’s bowels are intact. The holidays aren’t easy for your colon. That’s for sure. I look forward to clearing this monster cinder block, although yes what it’ll do scares me. I hope the midwives have local anesthetic that can help.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gym Towel Onion ()
Date: December 29, 2019 10:15PM

Peanut butter shits continue with cookie eating. Today at the gym I went to dry off after an hour on the stairmaster. I delved a little into my ass crack and soiled the gym towel - disgusting. I feel bad for the people who do the laundry there.

I clean as best as I can my my rectum holds a cache of peanut butter that heats up and flows when I workout. Its the cookies, normally I can pinch off clean loaves. The cookies are worth it I guess.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 06:54AM

I just called out sick from work, no use going in till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump in the car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile of bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in sausage gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast on the side. My bowels will handle it.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 10:21AM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just called out sick from work, no use going in
> till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump in the
> car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile of
> bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in sausage
> gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast on the
> side. My bowels will handle it.


Oh my goodness! Why? I mean they are your bowels but mine scream thinking of this!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: You Will Die Soon Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 12:47PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I just called out sick from work, no use going in
> till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump in the
> car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile of
> bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in sausage
> gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast on the
> side. My bowels will handle it.

You sound like a disgusting fat-body. Have a few sides of bacon for me, you can never be too fat or too disgusting in these United States of America!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 01:54PM

You Will Die Soon Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just called out sick from work, no use going
> in
> > till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> > Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump in
> the
> > car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile of
> > bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in
> sausage
> > gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast on
> the
> > side. My bowels will handle it.
>
> You sound like a disgusting fat-body. Have a few
> sides of bacon for me, you can never be too fat or
> too disgusting in these United States of America!


I am 6'3" and stay right around 300 pounds. I guess that is a little heavy. Just got back from the grocery store, going to make shake n bake chicken thighs (4 of them) and a big baked potato for dinner. Got the day off tomorrow and might run back to Manassas for some Captain D's seafood with fries and hushpuppies.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 03:13PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You Will Die Soon Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I just called out sick from work, no use
> going
> > in
> > > till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> > > Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump
> in
> > the
> > > car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile of
> > > bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in
> > sausage
> > > gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast on
> > the
> > > side. My bowels will handle it.
> >
> > You sound like a disgusting fat-body. Have a
> few
> > sides of bacon for me, you can never be too fat
> or
> > too disgusting in these United States of
> America!
>
>
> I am 6'3" and stay right around 300 pounds. I
> guess that is a little heavy. Just got back from
> the grocery store, going to make shake n bake
> chicken thighs (4 of them) and a big baked potato
> for dinner. Got the day off tomorrow and might run
> back to Manassas for some Captain D's seafood with
> fries and hushpuppies.


Slightly. A tad. The idea of shake and bake, plus captain D’s, hoping you don’t have a fish smelling basketball with a tail rolling out your rear end. I wish you and your bowels well. Got midwives here. They are prepared with oxygen tanks and other medical equipment. Dilation isn’t there yet but I’m dreading cinder blocks.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: December 30, 2019 06:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You Will Die Soon Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I just called out sick from work, no use
> > going
> > > in
> > > > till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> > > > Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump
> > in
> > > the
> > > > car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile
> of
> > > > bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in
> > > sausage
> > > > gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast
> on
> > > the
> > > > side. My bowels will handle it.
> > >
> > > You sound like a disgusting fat-body. Have a
> > few
> > > sides of bacon for me, you can never be too
> fat
> > or
> > > too disgusting in these United States of
> > America!
> >
> >
> > I am 6'3" and stay right around 300 pounds. I
> > guess that is a little heavy. Just got back
> from
> > the grocery store, going to make shake n bake
> > chicken thighs (4 of them) and a big baked
> potato
> > for dinner. Got the day off tomorrow and might
> run
> > back to Manassas for some Captain D's seafood
> with
> > fries and hushpuppies.
>
>
> Slightly. A tad. The idea of shake and bake, plus
> captain D’s, hoping you don’t have a fish
> smelling basketball with a tail rolling out your
> rear end. I wish you and your bowels well. Got
> midwives here. They are prepared with oxygen tanks
> and other medical equipment. Dilation isn’t
> there yet but I’m dreading cinder blocks.


My bowels. Time to call a waaaahmbulance

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Bad Sockpuppet Theater Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 07:23PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You Will Die Soon Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I just called out sick from work, no use
> going
> > in
> > > till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> > > Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump
> in
> > the
> > > car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile of
> > > bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in
> > sausage
> > > gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast on
> > the
> > > side. My bowels will handle it.
> >
> > You sound like a disgusting fat-body. Have a
> few
> > sides of bacon for me, you can never be too fat
> or
> > too disgusting in these United States of
> America!
>
>
> I am 6'3" and stay right around 300 pounds. I
> guess that is a little heavy. Just got back from
> the grocery store, going to make shake n bake
> chicken thighs (4 of them) and a big baked potato
> for dinner. Got the day off tomorrow and might run
> back to Manassas for some Captain D's seafood with
> fries and hushpuppies.

Your character has a bmi of 37.5 clinically obese.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Browner Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 07:56PM

Has anyone ever tried putting their fingers up their ass to remove the hardened fecal matter from their impacted colon? I find that placing both my pointer and middle finger up my ass and then slowly digging out the impacted fecal matter really helps relieve my bowels. I then continuously lick my fingers to determine if the impacted fecal matter is removed. Regular stool has a much different taste than the Impacted feces.


Please let me know if you also use this technique. I find it both helpful and sexually stimulating.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: smart enough to get it ()
Date: December 30, 2019 08:23PM

Bad Sockpuppet Theater Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You Will Die Soon Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I just called out sick from work, no use
> > going
> > > in
> > > > till Thursday as tomorrow is a half day and
> > > > Wednesday is a holiday. I think I will jump
> > in
> > > the
> > > > car and head to Golden Corral. A big pile
> of
> > > > bacon, eggs and hash browns smothered in
> > > sausage
> > > > gravy sounds good. Maybe some French toast
> on
> > > the
> > > > side. My bowels will handle it.
> > >
> > > You sound like a disgusting fat-body. Have a
> > few
> > > sides of bacon for me, you can never be too
> fat
> > or
> > > too disgusting in these United States of
> > America!
> >
> >
> > I am 6'3" and stay right around 300 pounds. I
> > guess that is a little heavy. Just got back
> from
> > the grocery store, going to make shake n bake
> > chicken thighs (4 of them) and a big baked
> potato
> > for dinner. Got the day off tomorrow and might
> run
> > back to Manassas for some Captain D's seafood
> with
> > fries and hushpuppies.
>
> Your character has a bmi of 37.5 clinically obese.

Yet he trolled you to the point that you did the math.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gerry’s Gay Protector/Gerry ()
Date: December 30, 2019 08:27PM

Anyone want to trade some pics of men taking shits for some rest area recon pics I have of men shitting? Here is an example of my work. I also have some hot goat porn I made. PM me at Gerrymanderer2 for trades. Only dudes or goats shitting, women are gross.
Attachments:
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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: There was a pole! ()
Date: December 30, 2019 08:27PM

In my hand as I was taking pictures of men shitting in the restrooms!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Peanut Butter Blossom Onion ()
Date: December 30, 2019 09:19PM

bought way too many baking supplies for the holidays so I just made another batch of cookies from scratch. All quality, King Arthur flour, Hershey's chocolate, high quality butter - Peanut Butter Blossoms. Now I have to get used to 'stick to the roof of your rectum' movements aka 'peanut butter shits.' My bowels my choice and yes its worth it.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Scat Man onioN ()
Date: December 30, 2019 09:38PM

BO Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Soon Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BO supporter Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Low IQ detector onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Tis The Season Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > Dorks R you Wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > > Is talking about bowels what beta
> > > male
> > > > > > > > feminists
> > > > > > > > > do instead of going out and
> trying
> > to
> > > > get
> > > > > > > laid?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I’m not sure what you’re
> talking
> > > > about.
> > > > > > Got
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > nice wife and we get it on 3 times
> a
> > > week
> > > > > at
> > > > > > > > least. Not bad for mid 40s. Anyhow
> > once
> > > > you
> > > > > > get
> > > > > > > > these problems, you won’t mock. I
> > see
> > > > > this
> > > > > > is
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > regular thing for people with IBS.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It is here and you’re not alone.
> Nor
> > > are
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > superior bowel people who think
> > they’re
> > > > > > better
> > > > > > > than us. It is frustrating to have
> IBS.
> > > And
> > > > > > > actually I’m smiling as my white
> face
> > > is
> > > > > > > laughing, smiling at the images of
> > cinder
> > > > > > blocks
> > > > > > > and groan thrones. That’s actually
> > > quite
> > > > > > funny!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > My Christmas present to you you
> depraved
> > > fuck.
> > > >
> > > > > > After New Years its back to the scat
> > fetish
> > > > > gifs.
> > > > >
> > > > > You have a very depraved mind, although
> the
> > > > groan
> > > > > thrones were for once very funny, and
> > should
> > > be
> > > > > credited for once you did something
> > valuable.
> > > > > Otherwise you’re a disgusting useless
> > human
> > > > > being and serve no purpose here or
> anywhere
> > > > else.
> > > >
> > > > giffer calls BO depraved and all BO
> > can
> > > do
> > > > is repeat back 'depraved' - no
> fucking
> > > grey
> > > > matter whatsoever in BO, just images of
> scat
> > > > dancing in his head...
> > >
> > >
> > > Every once in a while BO can be funny. It’s
> > up
> > > to you.
> > >
> > > This site is for free speech. BO and other
> > people
> > > talking about their butt problems doesn’t
> > bother
> > > me. Then again my older sister has had
> issues,
> > and
> > > it’s caused her to feel shame.
> > >
> > > The images are disgusting. That I’ll agree
> > with
> > > BO on. Underground is simple. If you don’t
> > like
> > > it, move on to hundreds of other threads or
> who
> > > knows how many websites are out there. In
> this
> > > case, BO makes sense as anyone who puts up
> > images
> > > of human feces and other acts has more
> serious
> > and
> > > potentially scary mental health conditions.
> > Anyone
> > > who puts up images of shit and especially non
> > stop
> > > has a screw loose.
> >
> >
> > Archived - there will be a reckoning
>
>
> Having a personality disorder must be terrible.
> Damn you’re bitter. Narcissistic?


Holiday is over in just a couple friend

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 31, 2019 04:25PM

Staying home for new years eve. I just put a 2 pound meatloaf in the oven, I will see if I can eat the whole thing having instant mashed potatoes and a big jar of beef gravy with it. My bowels are up for the challenge! Washing it all down with a six pack of Budweiser in 16oz cans.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 31, 2019 06:06PM

I hope everyone has a good new years.

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