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what items do you stock up on before hurricanes?
Posted by: surviving a typhoon ()
Date: September 02, 2019 06:36PM

In Hawaii, folks go to Costco and buy shit tons of bottled water, rice, toilet paper, and Spam.

I buy batteries and gasoline and smokes.

Does meade pick up an extra enema for his pantry or his 'Go-Bag'?

Do you get beer or wine?

I have a friend who always gets two gallons of Whoppers malted milk balls.

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Re: what items do you stock up on before hurricanes?
Posted by: the typhoon cowboy ()
Date: September 02, 2019 07:32PM

surviving a typhoon Wrote:
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> Does meade pick up an extra enema for his pantry
> or his 'Go-Bag'?


meade picks up an extra keyboard so in case one gets washed away he can just keep right on playin'

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Re: what items do you stock up on before hurricanes?
Posted by: Typical lib. ()
Date: September 02, 2019 07:44PM

Plenty of lube for my asshole. Glad you mentioned an enema. I'll have to stock up on those too.

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Re: what items do you stock up on before hurricanes?
Posted by: my former trumptard neighbor ()
Date: September 02, 2019 08:03PM

my former trumptard (well he wasn't a trumptard back then - he was a neocontard) neighbor bought two hundred pounds of ice before Hurrican Irene. He inexplicably left it all piled up in his garage where it melted and flooded his laundry room while his food putrefied in the fridge. He was never very organized.

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Re: what items do you stock up on before hurricanes?
Posted by: DEMS = DIM WITS ()
Date: September 02, 2019 11:28PM

More ammo. You can never trust your neighbors.

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